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Rowdy Roddy Piper: Ever Forward

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: California-based Dr Mike Lano has been a newsstand wrestling magazine photojournalist since 1966 shooting around the world including multiple Japan, European and Mexico tours, and a syndicated radio host and newspaper columnist for years. He’s also freelanced for WWE’s magazines and books since the 80’s and he’s still at wrealano@aol.com.

I was honored to have been part of the recent event at the historic Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd along the strip in the western portion of Hollywood. Roddy Piper’s showbiz (film, TV, stand-up comedy) friends put a lot of thought and detail into the event and the site was chosen because for the past few years, Roddy had spent a lot of time there, studying other comedians and trying to truly get into that aspect of showbiz.

Besides his few one-man shows, he’d done stand-up a bit after Mick Foley and Colt Cabana had gotten into it. Reportedly, he finally bought a second home for his family in the Los Angeles area rather than staying at his producer pal Mitch’s home and bopping back/forth on airplanes from the Portland, Oregon area to be available nearly instantly when called to read for acting rolls, etc.

It had caused a lot of exhaustion because Roddy was also making all his weekend fanfest dates, usually back on the East Coast. If he had a weak heart, all of this travel and stress plus the podcast mess could’ve contributed to his far-too-young-passing.

I think back on the special “Frats” meaning his fraternity brothers t-shirt he had made in limited quantity around 2002 and gave to some of us working for him at the time. I pulled mine out and saw the names he’d specifically put on the back like Davey Boy, Rick Rude, Curt Hennig, Brian Pillman, Louie Spicolli, Owen Hart, Bruiser Brody, JYD and others which is truly poignant right now.

To see RAW writers last night even kid around that they’d made a bronze life-size statue of Seth Rollins is sacrilege. Bruno and Andre are super deserving. Ultimate Warrior is another story. Hogan’s off the table because of his career-killing scandal. But who deserves one more than Piper? Because without him, that company wouldn’t have made it’s way through WrestleManias 1 and 2, wrestling pay-per-view wouldn’t be where it is and I doubt that company would be “billions of dollars” without Roderick George Toombs’ efforts, artwork, creativity and more.

I drove the 8 hours to make the trip and was asked to bring down my photos of Piper from 1975 to current. I had photographed his very first match in my home base Los Angeles/Lebell territory in January of 1976 just months after Chavo Guerrero arrived, followed soon by his legendary dad Gory. He debuted as a bland babyface and our area fans sadly had no clue who he was even though he had some history in Winnepeg, Montreal, Kansas City, and Houston to name a few places.

It was interesting to hear Piper’s son Colt and daughter Ariel (budding actress herself in Hollywood) say that Roddy’s bagpipe instructor when he was a kid reassure him that he didn’t have to practice as hard as others around him.

“He was already ranked as the 3rd or 4th best bagpiper on the planet for his age and he was really worried that he didn’t seem to have to practice for hours on end daily like the others who weren’t as good as he was had to do. His instructor told him it comes naturally to some, others have to work harder at it. So he was always great on his bagpipes.”

But when he came into our Mike Lebell territory, sent to just work a few dates for us (I was one of the long time ringside program photographers who also shot for nearly all the global newsstand magazines) by Houston co-booker Red Bastien and then head up to either Portland (Papa Don Owen) or San Francisco (Roy Shire) to work full-time; he didn’t even bring his pipes into the ring that night (his L.A. territory debut).

Piper just had a face/face “scientific” draw with the more famous at the time Tony Rocco (who I believe was already making New Japan and Houston/Paul Boesch dates of his own besides all his West Coast work in one of the openers.) Our 22 man battle royal was always the last match on the card, and Roddy was eliminated fairly early in that main event.

But within 3 days (at one of our satellite house show venues in San Diego) and most of you know this story, our genius booker (after our absolute best bookers Jules Strongbow with Charlie “Mr” Moto) Leo Garabaldi told Roddy to bring the bagpipes, take forever to take off his kilt and infuriate the crowd. He saw major young heel in kid Piper who had bleached blonde hair at the time, and was skinny with back acne. He was soon cutting hellacious promos and Mike Lebell was finally convinced after having told Leo to “leave him as a face.”

Piper would stay nearly three years and within one and a half years was not only main eventing at all our venues including our crown jewel: the Olympic Auditorium, 18th and Grand, Richmond RI9-5171 is the “number to call to get your tickets before we sell out,” but also for Shire at the Cow Palace along with his best friend at the time in the late, great Lonnie “Moondog” Mayne who worked briefly for Vince Sr in ’73, managed by Albano.

I can’t think if anyone except touring attractions like Andre, Calhoun, Dusty who could main event in two circuits at the same time. And not just for one-night “pit stops” but on a regular, continuous basis. It broke kayfabe because Los Angeles syndicated Spanish International Network SIN Hispanic “Lucha Libre” and we had both this Wednesday night show taped at the Olympic with mostly Hispanic commentary but also the other primo weekly show mostly in English taped Saturdays at KCOP/TV 13 right off Fairfax near Hollywood Blvd (that ended in 1975 with Greg Valentine po’ing off KCOP brass by over-promoting the Olympic Auditorium major shows after having been warned to “cool it.”) I digress and sadly KCOP was history before Roddy could work these shows with former major actor Dick Lane doing the commentary often with our top ring announcer Jimmy Lennon Sr and Gene Lebell handling interviews.

Piper almost immediately seemed to go into our main events and again, a nearly 3 year feud with the Guerrero family. Done in stages to sell out the place: first with Chavo (losing his hair, putting on a mask and pretending like Piper still had all his hair), Gory, Mando and finally Hector (he lost his hair a second time to him). Soon after losing his hair in yet another hair vs hair match at the Olympic, Piper lost a loser leaves town match to Chavo. He’d return the following week as “The Masked Canadian” and not speaking at all. Lonnie Mayne, by then his heel tag partner, did the talking.

Back to our Syndicated 90 minute SIN show, it not only aired weekly in NY, Miami, Boston but also on the top Hispanic TV channel in San Francisco and the Bay Area.  It ruined kayfabe and arguably and unintentionally began the destruction of Shire’s territory since fans would see them team in L.A. but baby face Mayne was battling Piper by this point, at Cow Palace main events and at some of their spot city towns like San Jose, Reno, Sacramento, etc.

I’m going to post the text from my planned speech. There were way too many speakers Monday after a lone bagpipe player played mournfully on the stage of the main room to begin the event, then a mix of WWE’s Piper video tribute and tons of home movie footage along with some of my photos of Piper all over the place from 1975 until he started in WWF for his permanent stay beginning in 1984.

As nice a job as WWE did with that short video tribute, it really just centered on his WWF ’84 and beyond work in WCW, etc. Like he hadn’t accomplished a ton of magic in Winnipeg, Montreal, Kansas City, Houston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Mid Atlantic including Crockett booking the shows for Tunney at Maple Leaf Gardens and of course when he finessed even further in Georgia for Ole’s GCW.  His heel promos as Meltzer said were outstanding in Charlotte but even more 5 star was his work as first national heel color commentator alongside Gordon Solie and all the must-see-TV he did in Georgia Championship Wrestling including the turn with his old friend Don Muraco.

Planned to say something like “and for you industry film and TV execs, it’s comforting to know that Roddy Piper had several projects completed at the time of his passing with Straight Outta Saskatoon garnering $56 million over the weekend (drumroll). Then would go into serious mode the rest of the speech about the WWE video that aired on RAW and was simply repeated on Smackdown only focusing on his 1984 Piper’s Pit, etc and beyond work and that was it with no mention since really other than them storming out a Piper special edition magazine that should’ve been proofed (again, he started in Los Angeles for us 1/16/76 and was NOT in Los Angeles at all in 1973 or at any time prior).

All the stuff he did from the time he debuted full time in or about 1984 (not the lone MSG ’78 appearance where my shot of Piper was on the MSG program cover) was ground-breaking, historic, superb. The Snuka Pit, coconut and feud. Really all the Pits. And there would’ve been War to Settle the Score, Rock n’ Wrestling Connection or WrestleMania 1. Roddy never said no to doing any PR for WrestleMania 1 or 2 and in a classic one, brought lovely wife Kitty with him back in ’85.

WWE fans (what they’ve named their “universe”), history fans of the biz, etc will keep Roddy Piper alive in their hearts by never forgetting him. Even when presented with garbled “history.” As Judo Gene Lebell – who also taught Piper and later his son Colt MMA moves and how to protect/defend oneself – said Monday night “you never die until you’re forgotten. Roddy Piper will never die because no one will ever forget him.” Decades from now at wrestling schools around the world, greenies will still be watching and hopefully studying tapes of him at work.” WWE may want to move on thinking they paid their homage, but many fans won’t allow it. They’ll continue to reflect on this shocking loss. Even TMZ and TMZ Live continue to report on it and show footage of him today as I write this, 8/19/15.

I was also going to mention yet another incredible Piper-ism. The close, lifelong friendship/bonds he formed with others in the biz starting with the Hennig’s or at least initially Larry in Winnepeg (Curt later in Portland circa ’79). Sure there were tight bonds like Buddy Rogers, Billy Darnell, Johnny Valentine, Johnny Barend, Ernie Roth/The Wiz and Magnificent Maurice in the grand older territory days. But one didn’t come across that often. Many of the boys (and girls) were loners.

Piper made lifelong friends early in his career with Maurice and Paul Vachon in Montreal after the Winnipeg days, Tony Condelo his initial trainer, and promoter Al Tomko who recommended Piper allegedly to work some for Verne Gagne because of Tomko’s AWA ties. Piper was close to Kansas City promoter/later NWA prez Bob Geigel who he did jobs for before doing some in Houston and really making a lifelong connection with promoter Paul Boesch and booker Red Bastien.

Bastien in turn referred him to his own lifelong pal in former wrestler Leo Garabaldi who’d just taken over our book in Los Angeles. He was hoping Leo would give Piper some dates for a week or so as he was ultimately sending Piper to either Don Owen (Portland) and/or Roy Shire (San Francisco) for long-term work.  Instead, Leo “was so impressed with the kid,” as he told me “that I literally stole him and told him he was going to work instead for us full time. That the other territories could wait.”

In Los Angeles, Piper again cultivated strong friendships with Gene Lebell of course and workers Keith Frankes (later becoming Adrian Adonis) who Piper managed and feuded with, then “Cowboy” Ron Bass (same) and of course his older total mentor Moondog Mayne.

Lonnie made sure his “protege” Piper finally made it to San Francisco and the two were best friends until Lonnie died in that horrible car crash, making trans between Los Angeles and San Francisco since again, Mayne and Piper were basically main event and top-tier guys for Shire and Lebell at the same time. Piper became pals with foes like Dean Ho and Jimmy Snuka in San Francisco and then as much as he’d bloomed in Los Angeles and San Fransisco, he really matured in Portland.

He was allowed a lot of latitude by promoter Don Owen who Piper at times nicknamed “Papa or Pop.” Where booker Leo Garabaldi and Gene Lebell had been initial father figures in L.A. according to Roddy, “Don Owen really was the guy when I got to Portland. I loved that man!” he told me. Piper also formed the same life-long friendships there with Mean Mike Miller, Rip Oliver, booker/pal Grappler Lynn Denton (RP did the intro for his new book BTW), Buddy Rose, Ed Wiskowski, Dave Sierra and others.

Flash to Mid Atlantic and the birth of the American “3 Muskateers” in Piper, Flair and Steamboat. Enough said. Those three were absolutely close and I was happy to get shots of them together again in San Jose and Santa Clara for the huge WrestleMania weekend last March. Piper had already met Don Muraco in L.A. in ’76 before they did anything together in either Georgia for Ole, or even Piper’s brief time in Florida where he formed a major bond with Kevin Sullivan too.

Towards the end of the video they showed with the Portland suburb, “house on the hill” home movies, Piper signing a song about his WWF buddies was played and many were crying big time if they weren’t crying already. He sang about Snuka, Kamala, Hillbilly Jim, JYD and others. That, “if you don’t jump off that top rope, you’ll never know what you can accomplish.” There was also footage and stills of him with each of his kids from when they were babies on. Just moving for any of us who knew him but didn’t really know the full family story because we’d never been to his famous “house up on the hill in Hillsborough, Oregon.”

Those were the points I wanted to make. That he was of course an incredible and devoted family guy as most already know. But also a tremendous, dedicated life-long friend making those friends in each circuit he worked. And that from the purported 1973 year to when he finally went to work full time for WWF which WWE’s video failed to show, Roddy Piper had amassed an incredible body of work already.

If he never even made it to WWF in ’84, he would’ve been a total legend for what he did in all those territories preceding WWF, and not even getting into his few Japan tours. WWE just didn’t make those important points known other than being kind of vague about an actual bond with Flair that nope, didn’t begin in WWF 1991 or 92 when they faced off nationally as hinted, but went all the way back to Mid Atlantic/Charlotte/Crockett early 80’s. And that while the WWE machine may have to move on, hopefully fans won’t forget about Piper.

You can’t just seem to say, “hey, we did our tribute, he’s gone. Let’s move on to whatever PPV or Network thing is upcoming or Divas, Tough Enough. Real human beings should hopefully continue to think about Piper and all he did for the biz.  Keeping his memory alive, again keeps him alive. And we haven’t even gotten into his film work (starting with They Live & Hell Comes To Frogtown obviously) or all his TV stuff (the aborted weekly Highwaymen show which would’ve been great with Jesse Ventura. Well, at least that pilot looked great) for so many shows like Married with Children and the more recent Piper episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia that seems to replay almost weekly. Or Lauper’s great Goonies music video. Or Heaven forbid-the Hulk Hogan cartoon show (I don’t mean the current sex tape and racism one but the actual mid 80’s Saturday morning cartoon show.) Or Piper on the Pee Wee Herman 1985 CBS prime time special, Joan Rivers Fox Late Night show, etc.

Roddy Piper had a major body of work outside of the wrestling industry. So to see amongst the first to arrive last Monday, his co-stars from They Live was great. Going to ask that the family put that home movie with Piper singing to acoustic guitar and harmonica online somewhere. What a treat that was!

MONDAY NIGHT, 8 PM

The organizers asked me to arrive early and put my photos of RP up from 1975 to current, all over the entrance way and answer any questions from those arriving, right from the front door on (where 3 hired bagpipe players played Piper music with a ton of fans and uninvited media having to just stay outside.) I’d photographed the WWE Hall of Fame Red Carpet and of course Roddy and Kitty came right up to me when they arrived allowing us to get great shots. Roddy’s best friend, producer Mitch A was right behind them as he’s been the last nearly 35 years.

We were told only Roddy’s actress daughter Ariel would probably be the only family member to make it but Kitty, eldest child Ariel, son Colt (“Dad told me, Mitch and several others that we were his only friend when in fact he had many who were devoted to him”), and even the youngest daughter Falon Danika flew down! The only one who couldn’t make it out of their 4 kids was middle daughter Anastacia Shea who was reportedly stuck back east going to school.

The Toombs family was the last to speak and each took a turn. Colt said his middle name was Baird after his grandfather, and that he’d name his first born “George” after Roderick’s given middle name. Colt brought his new fiancé with him and she said a few words.

I’d remained close to Roddy from his 1976 days (having to drive him a few times from the Olympic Auditorium to either LAX or Burbank Airports post L.A. house shows) and besides Mitch A, Colt was usually by his side. So it’s been a great experience watching Colt and the other kids grow up and change each time I’d see them.

The Toombs arrived early and were ushered not through the main door where I was welcoming attendees entering, but through a private back entrance. I broke away and spoke to them and they said this night, just last Monday 8/17, would be far less stressful for them than the actual service itself back near their Hillsborough, OR long time home on Tuesday 8/11 with the WWE, Chyna, etc attending. Colt remembered that when he was first thinking many years ago about also becoming a wrestler and then perhaps an MMA athlete, Roddy called me to ask me to send each month any/all of the Japanese wrestling and MMA newsstand magazines like Shukan/Baseball Pro, KamiPro, etc that I also worked for as a writer and photographer so Colt could study them.

Colt said he was training and I believe he said now wrestling for some major Oregon indies (not for Rikishi’s Knox-Pro group, as I certainly asked and where I thought he’d trained for pro when he wasn’t training with Gene Lebell). Told Piper’s wife Kitty how devastated we all were to lose Roddy.

THE MEMORIAL

Before the memorial started right at the 8PM start time, we could still hear the bagpipe troupe playing outside the main entrance door to the fans and paparazzi out there unable to come inside. The lead player came up on stage and played in front of a life-size Roddy cardboard statue with the lights dimmed.

The long-form Piper video with all the home movies played next, then comic/memorial co-organizer Steve Simeone spoke and introduced as first lead speaker, Roddy’s best friend, longtime producer/screenwriter Mitch A.

Mitch talked about first meeting Roddy backstage at a WWF show around 1984 at the Olympic Auditorium. Mitch was blown away that Roddy asked if he’d drive him to the airport from the Olympic parking lot once the show was over. Several fans where there that night and confirmed the date Mitch was talking about because it was the only time Roddy faced Snuka at the Olympic or SoCal overall during that time period. Mitch said Piper said he’d run out with him, get into the car and speed away. Or try to. That they ran to the car with hundreds of upset fans there but were boxed in the way Mitch had parked and that soon the fans were jumping up and down and banging on the windows of his new car.

Roddy brainstormed according to Mitch, “OK, I’ll get out and run back inside. You try to get this car out of here and then park right next to the exit door over there this time, honk and I’ll come running out again.” Roddy slammed open the passenger’s side door, kind of pushing fans out of the way and ran right back into the classic but old Olympic Auditorium. Mitch was finally able to get a fan’s car parked behind him with the hood up, blocking him out and they then followed the plan. But again, he’d never seen fans so rabid, going after someone when they were finally able to “part the seas and speed out of there and away.”
That began a 35 year friendship he said.

Whenever I shot Roddy backstage after WWF, WCW, WWE shows, at CAC, etc, I asked him “Rod, who the heck is this bearded guy with you in all my photos of you?!?”
Roddy told me who he was, how much he helped him find work and also helped him in general with life. Mitch was like a guardian angle best friend, the voice of reason who along wit Kitty probably helped him live as long as he did. Not that he wasn’t taken way too quickly from all of us at only age 61 which is criminal.

Roddy’s kids later on in the evening said that “our Mom helped keep our dad alive we truly believe. She was the only person he truly feared and he’d always defer to her. He wasn’t the easiest to live with. Sometimes he’d do something which could bug us, but at the same time he was the most loving and supportive dad ever. And the most fun. He had some mock life philosophies he said to us like only do one illegal thing at a time, and more. And we know he really, really loved Mom and us.”

Roddy was well known to have said publicly and privately to many of us what a rough childhood he had, which he said caused him to leave home at a too early age. Which was why “having a wife, kids, family meant that much more” to him.  But you guys know that already.

The first cohost for Piper’s most recent Podcast, comic Bret Ernst, swore he wouldn’t break down but did so several times, choking up and tearing. He spoke, as did all the comics, of not just the great, dedicated family man they soon discovered in Rod, but how gentle, caring, aware of others he was. That you wouldn’t expect someone who’d smashed a coconut over Snuka’s head to be so sensitive. He and the M.C. riffed on some of the wrestlers Roddy would mention on the show and made some lame joke about Kamala having to roll around his farm in Mississippi (which only a few in the crowd got who are aware Kamala/James sadly lost two limbs to diabetes). Thankfully few got that and it was the only bomb of the night.

Stars from Roddy Piper’s most famous film, “They Live” were there but only Keith David got up to speak. He talked about what a professional Piper was, and that Roddy never even winced or touched him during the lengthy filmed fight sequences.

Gene Lebell told some tall tales, claiming Roddy had a finisher he used on Hogan and Andre called the “Blueberry Pancake Maneuver” which wasn’t really so, but was more a funny tale. He did look up at the sky and was serious at the end, saying he’d never forget Roddy. He talked about taking Roddy out on his mini motorcycles and dirt bikes.

As did Chavo Guerrero Jr who said he always knew Roddy as “Uncle Roddy” from the old Los Angeles 70’s territory days of ’76-’78. He said he initially hated Roddy simply for the worked promos and skits Piper would say regarding the Guerrero family. He talked about Piper walking out a cow and calling it “Mrs Guerrero” when he was feuding with his grandfather Gory after the first run of the Roddy/Chavo stretch of main events at the Olympic Auditorium. That Gory thought young Roddy was such a great heel, he advertised him for weeks in his own Juarez promotion, just across from Texas’ El Paso border for a show where Roddy would face his sons.

“But Roddy got a bad case quickly of Montezuma’s Revenge from drinking too much of the water and was in so much pain he thought he wouldn’t be able to wrestle for my grandfather’s big show. My grandmother was like a Native American doctor with all sorts of cures for ailments and she somehow got Roddy feeling good enough to wrestle just hours before the show started. They certainly didn’t want him not working the show, just doing some mic work and nothing else. In the middle of the match and Roddy was working pretty hard, it began raining strongly.  The pillows we had on the seats for the fans soaked up all that water and became like 8-10 pound rocks which they began throwing into the ring and nailing Roddy in the back, front and face with. I also remember Gene back in L.A. taking Roddy and my dad and uncles out to the mountains to do some dirt biking. Whoever could drive up this super steep hill would get an award. My dad was the first one to be able to get up to the top without his cycle crapping out. Then Roddy was able to do it finally, but he ended up getting stuck in the barbed wire that was up there at the top as sort of like a sand trap. Gene had to rescue him out of that and Roddy wanted the trophy. Everyone was getting ready to leave but we looked around and no Roddy. Gene went back up to the top and Roddy had tried riding his bike back up there and got stuck in all that barbed wire at the very top again.”

DDP also gave a great speech (his and Chavo’s appeared to be the crowd’s favorites) contrasting his finally starting in the biz as an actual wrestler in his 30’s whereas Roddy was said to have started as a young teen at 15. That when he was running his bar in Florida, he watched Piper’s Pit start the whole rock and wrestling connection thing with MTV, and then he recounted, “I should’ve been a part of this. I should’ve been doing this rock and wrestling connection. One of my employees said ‘yeah, right’ and asked what had been my wrestling name when I thought I could be a wrestler. I said “Handsome Dallas Page” and she laughed at me. But I’d prove her wrong years later. But I grew up and just idolized Roddy and Dusty, etc at that time.”

He told this at Cauliflower Alley and other functions over the years, so guessing it really is true. Later on when they were both in WCW and supposed to take a powder from the ring and away from the nWo after nailing them, that earlier in the dressing room going over things, Roddy happened to say “so you go through the people?” DDP said yes and asked if Roddy would do that with him once they zoomed out of the ring that evening for the Nitro go-home angle. DDP said he’d never would’ve asked Roddy to do it had he known that Roddy had reportedly been stabbed at least 3 times by fans during the territory days ala Blackjack Mulligan’s major leg stab in Baltimore circa 1972.

I think DDP inferred that Roddy finally demurred saying when DDP confirmed back that that indeed was how he often entered, exited on Nitro (which the Shield brought back and which Roman Reigns still does), Roddy replied “God bless you on that!” Roddy was smart enough to know (DDP said he wasn’t really at that time) that even when you’re a face, what you’d think might be the slowest, heaviest fans when they have an opportunity to pat you on the back or touch you, can become Usain Bolt and smack the crap out of you unintentionally. “They mean well but can hurt someone.”

Comic Steve Simeone returned to the stage said he thought Roddy felt a kinship with the club because it was the adoptive home of so many comic orphans. That Roddy became like a dad or big brother to them and was part of their family. He and Ernst said when Roddy was sitting in the back taking in their sets and trying to learn himself how to be a stand-up that they’d go, “Holy shit, Rowdy Roddy Piper is here watching me! And we’d freak out a bit until he’d finally calm us down. He had appeared at pay-per-views in front of 60-70-80,000 or more, but when he began doing standup there with them, there might be only a handful in the audience which is how many started out anyway doing open mikes. Roddy had no ego, he started trying to learn stand-up right at the ground floor, the basement.”

Someone relatively new over the past few years in Roddy’s life was Rocket Fizz soda maker Rob Powells who just put out a fantastic collectors item that’s also  delicious cold in “Rowdy Roddy Piper All Out Of BubbleGum”…Soda! It’s got classic artwork of a They Live Roddy Piper with sunglasses on set against a background of classic plaid tartan Scottish patterns, “made with only pure can sugar” and sold on the website. Rob made sure everyone exited got a bottle to try and take home with them. Very cool, as was Rob’s emotional speech. So many not from our wrestling world, broke down in talking about what a sensitive and terrific friend Rod would become to them; which helped illuminate that Roddy indeed was a great, great guy. Certainly a purported headache to Vince at times, but still a one of a kind human being that was incredibly talented and packed a lot of life into 61 short years.

The last segment of speakers was of course Roddy’s wife and 3 of their 4 kids with daughter Ariel leading the way and poking some fun at her brother Colt saying basically in jest that he was Roddy’s “favorite.” They of course all were and Roddy had nicknames for each of them including Kitty. Colt went and flew nearly everywhere with Roddy and was the one to break down on stage the most.

That was the most powerful, emotion-packed moment of the night. Colt lightened it saying Roddy even had a nickname for his bride-to-be and that he felt she really fit in as part of the family. That he was looking forward to the next life challenge of being a grandfather and that of course he’d be a great one. I can vouch for all the many times Roddy flew Colt down from Portland Airport to L.A. and Burbank Airports to help support Colt in wanting to become an MMA athlete and train with Gene Lebell, Gorkar and others.

Roddy’s legit best friend who wasn’t blood kin, Mitch A also added, “other than Madison Square Garden, I don’t think there’s a more appropriate place to have his memorial than at the Comedy Store.”

Attending but not speaking and seated together were MMA great, former UFC champ Josh Barnett who’s now the best color commentator in wrestling, doing New Japan’s weekly shows for AXS cable channel. Lisa-Marie Varon (Victoria, Tara) who was thankful for Piper’s help and support over the years for women’s wrestling. Austin Aries who told Chris Daniels he has another European tour coming up that I believe Chris might be working for on another tour, John Morrison/Mundo from Lucha Underground plus reported the main LU CEO, longtime promoter Dave Marquez of Hollywood Championship Wrestling, UFC Hall of Fame legend Bas Rutten, Rock Riddle, his son and girl pal who’s an L.A. Lebell wrestling historian.

Mando Guerrero who Piper feuded with and has great stories, couldn’t be fit into the program Monday night either. Rick Bassman who’s promoted MMA and pro wrestling (his UPW school/promotion was once a WWF farm system feeder the way the late Victor Quinones’ Puerto Rico IWC was besides SMW, etc) and other Comedy Store, Improv room comics, Hollywood industry people and others were also there.

Chyna was said to have been “stuck in Vegas and couldn’t make it in time” while there were rumors acting great Mickey Rourke might be there (he wasn’t). Also unable to make it last minute were major comedy names Joe Rogan (who also does a great job with UFC commentary and weigh-ins) and longtime stand up legend turned director in Bobcat Goldthwait. Rowdy Ronda Rousey sent regards. Will Sasso was there but didn’t get on stage to speak.

Before I forget, one of the world’s great Piper fans drove in with his tons of Piper memorabilia including a shirt I’d never seen that he said was sold in Atlanta during the GCW days of Piper posing with Gordon Solie circa 1981. He had one of those life-size Coliseum Home Video cardboard Piper figures that was up on stage behind all the speakers the entire evening. Roddy’s Toombs family said they “wanted to thank the worldwide public who observed a moment of silence, at the same day and time as Roddy’s private funeral last Tuesday, August 11th at 10:30 am PST.”

The Memorial program overall was fantastic and a fitting send-off to our friend.  It had a great portrait/side shot of Roddy that I’d never seen before in black and white on the cover with the dates of his life April 17th, 1954 – July 31st, 2015. Presented with love from Steve Simeone, Mitch A, Noelle Kim (who also was one of the lead tireless people who really helped organize this over many days without much rest) and Anthony Eikner.

Noelle really was the superstar on planning out this event, doing the seating, etc. Attached to the program and also for pinning to shirts were yet more Scottish tiny bows and they gave out perfect little pebbles with Piper’s signature on them stenciled in gold (to commemorate his line about not throwing rocks at someone who had a gun). Lots of attention to detail everywhere at the Memorial just like at the funeral.

Roddy often ended his emails to many of us with his tag line of “Ever Forward.” Ever Forward back, Roddy. You have no idea how many lives you impacted and in a positive way during your short time on this planet. None of us will ever forget you and we’re not simply moving on with any “business as usual” just because it’s convenient for the main company to, for lack of a better word, “move forward” and diminish in the process the grieving of others which takes more time than a Monday RAW with a re-air on Smackdown.

Sorry to have injected some personal feelings in here but they seemed warranted after covering the guy’s career and being a friend to him the past 40 years.  Again, keep Roddy Piper in your hearts and mind where he belongs and will always live on.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: To clarify, August 11th was the actual funeral up in the Portland, Oregon area arranged by the Toombs family. The August 17th event was his Hollywood Memorial event at his favorite hangout and place to learn stand-up comedy at the famous Comedy Store (Owned by Mitzi and son Pauly Shore) on the Sunset Blvd famous Strip. The August 17th organizers were Roddy’s best friend of some 35 years and movie/TV producer extraordinaire Mitch Ackerman, Noelle Kim who’s worked with and for Mitch and Judo Gene Lebell for years and Comedy Store veteran and longtime pal Steve Simeone plus Anthony Eikner. RocketFizz is the name of the company putting out the cool They Live bubblegum soda.

90 minutes of NXT from Brooklyn on WWE Network tonight

The NXT television show on the WWE Network tonight will be a 90 minute episode instead of the usual 60 minutes. The episode airing tonight was taped this past Saturday just before the NXT Takeover: Brooklyn live event at the Barclays Center.

Matches taped for the episode include Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley vs Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady; Jason Jordan and Chad Gable vs Dash and Dawson; Charlotte vs Becky Lynch vs Emma vs Dana Brooke; Bull Dempsey vs Elias Samson; and Eva Marie vs Carmella.

According to those who attended the show, Amore and Cassidy got a thunderous ovation from the Brooklyn crowd doing their usual in-ring mic work while Eva Marie got harassed as always!

And your Tough Enough winners are…

Sara Lee and Josh Bredl became the newest members of the WWE after each winning a $250,000 one year WWE contract after being voted Tough Enough by the WWE fans.

Sara won the competition against Amanda Saccomanno, getting 64% of the total votes. Sara dominated everyone in the voting every time she was in the bottom 3 and was considered a sure winner due to the popularity she had throughout the 10 weeks on the show.

Josh defeated Zamaraiah “ZZ” Loupe in the final by a wider margin than expected, winning 70% of the votes. ZZ won almost all the votes when he was in the bottom 3 although last week Josh also beat him in the voting when Tanner got eliminated.

The two will now be reporting to the WWE Performance Center in Orlando, Florida, where they start their journey to become a WWE Superstar and Diva. Winning the competition does not mean automatic call-up to the WWE and judging by history, the odds are not really in the favor of the winners. The last winner of Tough Enough, Andy Leavine, did not last very long and was released as soon as his deal expired.

On Tough Talk, the judges and coaches all thought Josh was the proper winner however all six of them thought Amanda should have won and that the WWE Universe got it wrong in giving Sara the win.

Brock Lesnar to face Bo Dallas at Madison Square Garden WWE Network event

Reports are suggesting that Brock Lesnar’s opponent at the Madison Square Garden live event which will be broadcast on the WWE Network will be Bo Dallas, who will be seeking his, hm, revenge, for the massive beating he took this past Monday on Raw.

Dallas came out to offer Lesnar some advice and to “bo-lieve” however the beast did not appreciate it and took him to Suplex City with five suplexes and an F5 to finish him off.

This will be Lesnar’s first house show in the United States in over a decade. WWE televised his appearance in Tokyo, Japan, on July 4 on the WWE Network in a match against Kofi Kingston.

Other matches set for the MSG show will be Seth Rollins vs John Cena, Randy Orton vs Sheamus, Kevin Owens vs Cesaro, and Dolph Ziggler vs Rusev, all re-matches from SummerSlam. Chris Jericho is also scheduled to appear. Card is obviously subject to change.

Raw rating for 08/24/2015

The post-SummerSlam Monday Night Raw drew less viewers than last week and the buzz coming off from the weekend in Brooklyn did not translate to television viewers on Monday night. The show did an average of 3,721,000 viewers, down 56,000 viewers from the previous week.

Hour one did 3,606,000 viewers, hour two did 3,794,000 viewers, and then hour three did 3,764,000 viewers. Many were expecting the best number since the post-WrestleMania Raw however the numbers were way off. (Ratings credit: TV By The Numbers)

Tough Enough episode 10 season finale report

Before we dive into our season finale recap, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone who took the time to read these recaps and share their feedback over the past 10 weeks.  It’s been a fun experience for me, one which has allowed me to occasionally vent my frustrations to a group of individuals who actually care. 🙂

I know the WWE struggled with the show in the beginning, but I do think it came full circle and ended on a high note.  Looking forward to seeing if they renew the show again next summer.

Now, onward!

Amanda vs. Alicia Fox

For those who weren’t keeping up with the previews this week, each of the contestants were tasked with creating a persona, an outfit, and a ring entrance – then would be put in a match live!  Squaring off against the girls would be the WWE’s current longest tenured Diva, Alicia Fox.

Amanda came to the ring introduced as Mandy Rose and carried with her a much more upbeat, bubbly personality than we’ve seen in the past.  She was dressed well, conservative yet sexy, and looked the part of an in-ring performer.  In her opening promo, she seemed comfortable albeit a bit out of place given how much of the “bitchy boss” we’ve seen in the past.

The actual match itself was what you’d expect from someone who just started wrestling 10 weeks ago.  The pacing was off, the moves weren’t incredibly polished, and there were a handful of botches.  To Mandy’s credit, though, she took a lot of stiff hits from Fox and performed incredibly well in her big spots.  Namely, Mandy was able to counter a move by Fox with a sunset flip and she performed her top rope bulldog nearly perfect.

As one would expect, Alicia Fox ended up taking the win with a massive scissor kick that looked like it could have taken Mandy’s head clear off her shoulders!

Sara Lee vs. Alicia Fox

Sara Lee was introduced to the audience as Hope and wore a flannel belly shirt and a small pair of cut off jean shorts, really playing into the girl-next-door gimmick she’s been labeled with the whole season.  Her entrance wasn’t spectacular, but she did seem to have a better sense of the ring than she has in the past.

Hope’s opening promo was probably the most shocking of all as she finally seemed to show a bit of fire and personality that she’d been lacking nearly the entire season.  She played off the underdog role well and seemed relaxed doing so on the mic.

In slight contrast to Mandy, Hope’s match seemed to flow a bit nicer.  The pacing was a little slower and didn’t feel as rushed, which allowed her to hit her cues a bit better than Mandy did.  Hope’s Russian Leg Sweep take-down actually looked wonderful, but her armbar submission severely lacked any intensity.

Hope’s match wasn’t without a handful of mistakes, most notably when taking a hardly believable eye rake from Alicia Fox and then stepping into the scissor kick so that Fox’s leg hit the mid of Hope’s back instead of her head.

After the girls finished their matches, Chris Jericho announced that the voting would begin to decide which of the two would win the contract.  When we returned from break, Jericho then dropped on a bombshell on the two ladies (who were visibly nervous) that we’d be waiting to find out about the vote until the end of the show.

It was cruelly hysterical!

ZZ vs. Cesaro

ZZ was introduced next as The King of the Bayou and came to the ring with an absolutely ludicrous crocodile head and skin draped over his body.  I can only describe it as a some sort of ancient American Indian war gear.  Below is a photo I found on Twitter which should give you an idea of the sheer insanity of this guy’s outfit:

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Image Credit: Twitter

Take a deep breathe!

Aside from the wild ring gear, ZZ’s actual entrance and subsequent promo weren’t very good.  Throughout the entire season, ZZ has been very upbeat, personable, and full of quips.  However he seemed to go in a completely different direction tonight, acting very serious and giving a very bland speech about beating his opponent – Cesaro.

Who, might I add, did interrupt ZZ’s speech.

In the match itself, ZZ definitely surpassed my expectations and I think that of the crowd’s, as well.  With the exception of a few token miscues, he looked as if he knew what he was doing.  He even went so far as to give his “Gator Grip” gesture to work up the crowd before trying to lock in his finisher, which I thought was a really excellent touch.  Ultimately, though, Cesaro forced him to tap out with the most interesting of move choices … a crippler crossface!

Right after the match, The Miz took it upon himself to rip into ZZ a bit about not knowing if ZZ would last beyond the two minute match he just had.  ZZ’s biggest drop-down miscue did look as if he was gassed; something the coaches made it a point to call him on.

Josh vs. Cesaro

The final of the four contestants, Josh comes to the ring introduced as The Yeti.  Playing up his nickname and now infamous yeti-call, he seemed in full command of the crowd. His entrance gear looked great, his interactions with the audience looked great, and his promo ended with having the entire audience get on their feet and give off the yeti call.

But his wrestling trunks… Good God.

His wrestling trunks looked like a pair of generic boxer brief underwear he picked up from Walmart before the show.  They were very unappealing and actually took away from his ‘look’ once the rest of the entrance gear game off.

In terms of the actual match, Josh looked like the best performer by far.  His natural size gave him an opportunity to look strong over his opponent, something that none of the others could pull off believably.  He did have a fairly big missed spot, where it looked like he was supposed to go for his finisher, but he played it off cool and basically re-did the entire spot after a few more moves.

Despite losing to Cesaro, he seemed to have a the crowd in the palm of his hands nearly the entire time.  And the judges weren’t coy about bringing it up – telling him he looked like he belonged in this business.

And the Winners Are…

After all of the competitors were brought back out on stage, Triple H was introduced to name the winners and hand out the contracts.  He shared a few quick words with the competitors, commending them all on a job well done before turning to the final votes.

  • For the ladies… Sara Lee becomes the newest WWE Diva with a vote of 63% to Amanda’s 36%.
  • For the gentlemen… Josh becomes the newest WWE Superstar with a shocking vote of 70% to ZZ’s 30%

And there we have it, folks!  Your two new prospects are heading to the performance center!

Finale Final Thoughts

My Final Thoughts on… Sara Lee

In the beginning of the show, I was firmly behind Sara Lee as she brought something different to the roster. After seeing her fall behind, I was growing irritated that she kept blowing away the other, more athletic girls out of the water in votes.  However, tonight, she really did seem to have the better overall match than Amanda.  Will she ever be a mainstay in the Diva’s division?  Probably not.  But I do think there’s a place for her as a Bayley or Emma type character, where they really build on her natural giddy personality.

I did feel terrible for Sara Lee during Tough Talk, though.  Every single judge on the show said that Amanda should have won the contest and most of them ripped on Sara in some regard, taking a lot of steam out of what should have been a really happy moment for her.  Triple H finally stepped in and said that charisma is defined by how you connect with the audience and shared a great story about how his three little girls were most excited to see Sara Lee during SummerSlam – more so than anyone else on the entire roster.  Jericho piggybacked it and said that there have been plenty of people who have risen to success without being the quickest learners, but while having that connection and he viewed Sara as a candidate.

My Final Thoughts on… Amanda

Amanda should have won this competition, unquestionably.  From the beginning, she’s always shined with her athleticism, her charisma, and her natural poise. Whether or not her bitchiness on-screen was done to play up to the camera, I do think it was part of the reason she didn’t walk out the victor.  I think Amanda, like some of the other girls, were already at a disadvantage against Sara because of how they looked.  With that in mind, she should have made every effort to seem more approachable and relatable to us normal folk.  GiGi was doing a great job of this early on and had the fan’s support.  It wasn’t until her dark side was shown that the fans turned on her.

At the end of the day, it wouldn’t surprise me to see the WWE offer her a developmental contract.  I’m not entirely sure if she is serious about being a wrestler or if this was just for exposure, as she did mention on Jericho’s podcast that she was contacted by a casting agency.  Regardless, I think if she wants it bad enough – they would happily take the flyer on her.

My Final Thoughts on… ZZ

I’m honestly just glad that the people finally wised up on ZZ.  His sheer lack of motivation and his constant use of quips to dance around questions were tugging on my last nerve.  He went from a character you really wanted to root for because of his heart to a guy who just had an excuse for everything.  Thinking back on this season, I’ve really started to question if ZZ really wanted this.  And my suspicion was even further confirmed prior to writing this.

Earlier in the season, The Miz asked ZZ if he’d ever been on a reality TV show and ZZ replied that he had been on one show, Trading Spouses, when he was a young boy.  A quick Google search on him, however, shows that he was also on Season 4 of Swamp People just two years ago.   I know this is probably overthinking things, but it just makes me feel like ZZ is more interested in being a reality star than he is in the actual competition he’s partaking in.  Again on Jericho’s podcast, ZZ mentioned that someone suggested he try out for Tough Enough.  It wasn’t even his idea to do it.  Hey — that path worked for The Miz.  But at least he wanted this.

I don’t suspect you’ll see ZZ again.  Not in a WWE ring, at least.  But perhaps on another show!

My Final Thoughts on… Josh

When the show first started, I looked at Josh as that prototypical guy that the WWE looks for.  He had the size, the build, and the look that we’ve seen a thousand times.  But truth be told, my money was in Tanner or Mada going the distance.  As the season went on, though, Josh really started to grow on me.  Not only is he a hard worker and an athlete, but he’s very humble.  He appreciates the opportunities he’s been given and works hard to capitalize on them.

The transformation he’s made over the past ten weeks is truly incredible and is a testament to both his eagerness to learn and the talent level of the coaches training him.  Aside from improving in the ring, I think he’s also done a great job developing his personality on the microphone.

It was heavily rumored that the WWE would offer him a contract win or lose, but it’s refreshing to see that the audience wised up when deciding on a winner.

I look forward to seeing Josh in an NXT ring soon!

And that’s all folks!

Again, I thank you all for hanging around over the summer and thank Colin in confiding in me to crank out these reports.  It’s been a blast and I look forward to doing something like this again!

The Dudley Boyz say they are back “home”

Bubba Ray and Devon used Twitter to thank fans for welcoming back to the WWE ten years after leaving the company.

“Dear @WWE Universe, “Do you know who we are?!?!” We’re #TheDudleyBoys…AND WE’RE BACK!!! Thanks for that reaction NYC!!,” wrote Bubba Ray. “After 10 long years, we are back were we belong… Home!!! Thank you @WWE And the @WWEUniverse… Oh TESTIFY,” added his tag team partner Devon.

Meanwhile, The New Day member Xavier Woods also wrote about getting 3D’d through a table.

“Tonight I took a 3D from the Dudley Boyz through a table in front of a sold out crowd in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center after I played trombone during our entrance and my boys sand our remake of Sinatra’s ‘New York, New York.’ This is honestly one of the best moments of my life,” Woods wrote.

The Barclays Center thanks WWE for an incredible weekend

The Barclays Center was in full WWE mode this weekend with the social media team tweeting all kinds of WWE-related happenings and pictures to commemorate the 3 sell-outs in a row that WWE managed to achieve for the SummerSlam weekend.

SummerSlam originally was not supposed to take place at the Barclays Center but it was set for the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. With the city shutting down the Izod Center, WWE moved the pay-per-view to the Barclays Center where Raw was already booked to take place the following day. An NXT event, first a regular show and not a Takeover event, was slated to take place at a smaller venue but then the company decided to go all guns blazing and booked NXT at the Barclays Center as well. WWE managed to sell out all events.

“Thank You @StephMcMahon @TripleH @VinceMcMahon @WWE for 3 INCREDIBLE events in a row! See you in December,” said a tweet from the Barclays Center official Twitter account. WWE is back in the building for a Raw in December of this year. After a fan asked to have every WWE show at the arena from now on, the social media team behind @barclayscenter replied, “We second that!”

In addition, to celebrate Vince McMahon’s 70th birthday yesterday, the Barclays Center displayed a huge “Happy Birthday Vince McMahon” with the WWE logo on the massive video wall outside the arena during the day.

Total Divas episode preview for tonight: It’s a Beautiful Life?

Episode 8 of season 4 of Total Divas airs tonight at 9PM EST on E! immediately following the Tough Enough season finale on USA Network.

The episode is titled It’s a Beautiful Life? and the synopsis for the show reads, “When Nikki claims to be the better singer, Brie sets her up to make her national debut. Meanwhile Paige confronts her trust issues by testing Kevin, and Nattie takes drastic measures when she fears the WWE is phasing her out.”

Sting gets WWE title shot at Night of Champions

The Night of Champions main event was announced last night after Raw went off the air and continued on the WWE Network.

Triple H said that if Sting wants Seth Rollins, he will get Seth Rollins at Night of Champions for the WWE World Heavyweight title. This is Sting’s first – and probably last – title shot in WWE.

Sting has not appeared on television since WrestleMania 31 and did a Network-exclusive interview after the post-WrestleMania Raw went off the air saying he does not know what the future holds for him.

All titles are expected to be defended at Night of Champions so Seth Rollins might be pulling double duty unless the U.S. title is retired by the time the event comes around.

WWE Divas react to Brooklyn crowd for crapping on their segment

The WWE fans in Brooklyn crapped all over the Divas segment last night, starting with The MizTV segment and then during the Team Bella vs Team PCB that followed.

The Divas had around a 20 minute segment in total including The MizTV portion but fans showed their lack of interest – and quite frankly, disrespect – in the match when they started chanting “We are awesome” and doing the wave as it was obvious the whole thing was bombing with the crowd.

Paige took it to Twitter to show her disappointment in the crowd. “You helped us create change and then you did your best do disrespect,” she wrote. “Niceeeee jobbbbbbbb!” She later deleted the actual tweet.

Becky Lynch was less pissed, writing, “I’ll love you and leave you. You were a beautiful boisterous bunch.”

The Bellas were not so nice in their comments, with Nikki writing on her Instagram, “WWE Brooklyn shame on you for disrespecting women that put their bodies on the line for your entertainment.” She then thanked the ones who support them and said they make it worth working hard.

Her sister Brie said that the Brooklyn crowd can kiss her ass and she was proud of Alicia Fox.

Tough Enough season finale live tonight on USA Network

Tonight is the season finale of Tough Enough with the final four – Josh, ZZ, Amanda, and Sara Lee – fighting for the two, one-year $250,000 WWE contracts.

The four will be wrestling on the show, with Josh and ZZ facing Cesaro while Amanda and Sara Lee will be taking on Alicia Fox. The whole group have already trained with Cesaro and Alicia Fox last week to put together their matches but rather than taping the matches, WWE is taking the riskier way and have them perform on live television.

The WWE Universe will once again vote to select the one male and one female winners, with many thinking Sara Lee and ZZ will be winners since they have been winning most of the popular votes over the course of the past nine weeks.

Tough Enough season finale airs tonight at 8PM EST on USA Network with hosts Chris Jericho and Rene Young and judges Daniel Bryan, Paige, and The Miz. Tough Talk will follow on the WWE Network at 9PM EST with Byron Saxton hosting.

Braun Stowman is the latest member of the Wyatt Family

The Wyatt Family added its newest member last night on Raw with the arrival of Braun Stowman after attacking Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.

Stowman is 31 year old Adam Scherr who has been signed to a WWE developmental deal since mid 2013. He is a strongman competitor, earning his American Strongman Corporation Professional Card and winning six competitions between 2010 and 2012.

Last year Stowman appeared several times as part of Adam Rose’s Rosebuds.

Dudley Boyz return to WWE after 10 years

Ten years exactly after the duo last appeared together inside a WWE ring, Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley made their surprise return to WWE last night on the post-SummerSlam Raw.

The former WWE, ECW, and TNA tag team champions attacked the recently-crowned WWE tag team champions The New Day following their match against Lucha Dragons and then proceeded to give Xavier Woods a Dudley Death Drop through a table.

Earlier this year Bubba Ray was a surprise entrant in the Royal Rumble but his return was a one-off and then returned to TNA as “the law,” an angle which only lasted two weeks after Ray decided to leave again for good as he was not under a contract. D-Von never appeared on WWE television again since August 2005. The duo, in an interview with Sports Illustrated, said that a return to the WWE would be “best for business” and they’re ready to make the jump whenever the call comes in.

You can see their return below.

Monday Night Raw TV report for 08/24/2015

Monday Night Raw TV Report for August 24th, 2015 – “’Bombshells Dropped!”

Introduction Segment: Video Promo

The poster of Summerslam featuring The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar is the opening shot and then we here Triple H’s voice. The WWE’s C.O.O. touts SummerSlam’s success, and says it is because of Seth Rollins, who kept his WWE World Heavyweight Championship and won the United States Championship. HHH warns Rollins, however, that he is not the “future” of WWE; he is “the man.” Triple H tells Seth that a statue for/of Rollins will be revealed tonight.

Segment #2: Welcoming and Arena Promo

The regular Raw video plays and the pyro goes off in the Barclays center; Michael Cole welcomes us to Brooklyn, New York. He announces that The Wyatt Family will take on Reigns and Ambrose once again, and there will be fallout from the Title VS. Title bout.

Brock Lesnar’s music plays and he walks out to the ring with an unpleasant expression and cuts on his face; he is followed by his manager, Paul Heyman. “Ladies and gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the pissed off advocate of the ripped off conqueror, ‘The Beast Of Barclays,’ Brock Lesnar!” Heyman wonders how the finish from last night’s SummerSlam could’ve happened the way it did; he then puts over Lesnar’s abilities in the match and shows the end with video. Paul continues to protest against the loss and demands a rematch tonight!

They await Undertaker’s arrival, but instead get Bo Dallas. He pokes fun at Lesnar’s match, which was not wise, because moment’s later, Brock destroys him with numerous suplexes at the encouragement of Heyman. They then walk off, pleased, and with Bo prone.

Commercials.

Match #1: Tag-Team – The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto and Sin Cara) vs The New Day

Prior to the bout, The New Day make their entrance singing about being the new Tag-Team Champions to a famous song by the late Frank Sinatra; Woods plays a trombone during this! Kofi misses a kick running off the ropes and is rolled up for a quick-count by Cara. Kalisto is tagged in and dumps Kofi to the floor with a flip, then spin-kicks Big E. to the outside as well. He follows with a slingshot-plancha, but Big E. and Kofi catch him. Cara joins with a dive to take out E. and Kingston!

Ads.

The New Day are in control, with Xavier playing them along on the trombone. Kalisto counters into a sunset-flip powerbomb, but is soon planted with the Champs’ finisher for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E.) (with Xavier Woods)

As The New Day are celebrating, a sudden fireworks blast shoots from the top of the arena. In a complete surprise appearance, out walk former WWE, WCW, ECW, and TNA Tag-Team Champions The Dudley Boyz! To a raucous reaction, Bubba Ray and D-Von march out and destroy the current Tag-Team Champs and Xavier, with all their signature moves, including 3D-ing through a table!

Commercials.

Segment #3: Video Promo

John Cena’s work with the Make-A-Wish Foundation is featured, which is now at 500 granted wishes.

Segment #4: Office Promo

Stephanie and Triple H are admiring Seth Rollins’ statue when the WWE World Heavyweight and United States Champion himself walks in. he is elated over what they are doing for him tonight, and they are elated over him.

Roman Reigns comes out and will be teaming with Dean to take on Wyatt and Harper again, next!

Match #2: Tag-Team – Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose VS. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper)

Ambrose and Harper begin, with “The Lunatic Fringe” taking the upper hand first on Luke and Bray. On the outside, Harper runs through the ropes with a suicide dive, but Dean hits back with a clothesline off the apron. Reigns follows with the Drive-By running front-dropkick.

Commercials.

Bray is now in control over Ambrose, clotheslining him hard then tagging in Harper. He slingshots Dean between the bottom and middle ropes, then switches with Bray. “The Eater Of Worlds” drives Dean with a DDT and swings him around onto his right knee. Luke is tagged back in and slingshots over the ropes with a Tope’ dive, then locks Ambrose in the Gator Roll. Dean fights back and scoop-slams Luke then Tornado DDT’s him out of the corner! He reaches for the hot-tag to Roman, who Samoan Drops an also-tagged-in Wyatt.

Roman gives Bray a big t-bone-like suplex and clotheslines him in the corner, then puts him to the mat with a backdrop. He gears up for the Superman Punch but is countered. Harper tries a distraction but is knocked off the apron; Bray one-arm slams Roman. Dean has to fight off both Harper and Wyatt, then rolls Bray back into the ring where Roman jackhammer-suplexes him. Harper is back in to stop the count and hits both Reigns and Ambrose. He picks up Reigns, but Reigns kicks Bray off and then hits Harper. Ambrose helps again, and as Roman signals for the Spear, the screen changes to the Wyatt Family video. We go back to the ring and a giant man appears standing on the apron in a black mask. He takes off the mask and is a completely new wrestler I do not recognize. He decimates Reigns and Ambrose, locking them in a reverse Cobra Clutch-type submission.

Ads.

Segment #4: Arena Promo

MizTV is on the air and he welcomes Team P.C.B.; Paige, Becky, and Charlotte join him in the ring. The women insist to Miz that they are all a trio, which is why they were able to win at SummerSlam. Miz doesn’t entirely believe them and insinuates that there may be dissension. Paige denies it and the women all pinky-swear each other. They all say they will take on any female or male, and Paige declares “this is the era of the female athlete. We will not back down; we will not surrender and we will keep proving that we are just as strong, just as agile, and just as dominant as any man, any…” She is cut off by Team Bella’s music, when Divas Champion Nikki, Brie, and Alicia Fox walk out.

Nikki declares herself to be the most dominant, since she is the Divas Champion. Brie says they “we empower women all over the world.” Alicia reminds Becky that she has been in WWE for nine years, but Lynch pokes fun at that. Nikki gets in her face and predicts that she “will become the longest-reigning Divas Champion in WWE history” on Sept. 22nd. She gets in P.C.B.’s face with the title, then Miz interjects before they go further. He tells Charlotte, Paige, and Becky to copy him so they can “revolutionize WWE,” then puts them down verbally again. They don’t take kind to his remarks and put him against the ropes. Team Bella assaults from behind and then all Divas glare at each other.

Ads.

Match #3: Six-Diva Tag-Team – Team P.C.B. (Paige, Becky, and Charlotte) VS. Team Bella (Divas Champion Nikki, Brie, and Alicia Fox)

Brie is kicking Becky in the corner as we come back from break. Becky reverses and flips over the Bella sister then gives her three running legdrops. Charlotte is tagged in and tries the Figure-8, but Brie kicks off and slaps hands with Nikki. The Divas champion slaps Charlotte, who pushes back and rolls her up quick. Paige is tagged and repeatedly knees Nikki through the ropes and covers for two. Becky is back in and also covers for two, then wears Nikki down with a front-facelock.

Nikki counters a wristlock into a snapmare and wristlock, which Lynch reverses into a couple roll-ups and a backslide. She wristlocks Nikki again and tags in Charlotte who locks Nikki in an armbar then tags in Paige, who snaprmares Nikki. She whips Nikki into the ropes, but the Divas Champion counters with a spinebuster. Paige regains control, giving her shoulders in the corner and kicking away. She switches with Becky, who also kicks away, then Charlotte comes in and planchas over the rope onto all of Team Bella.

Commercials.

Nikki now has Charlotte trapped in a half-crab, then is tossed to the outside. Nikki slams Charlotte’s left leg against the ring post, and sweeps her up onto the floor mat. She continues to work over Charlotte in the ring with her teammates. Charlotte breaks out of a leg-bending submission by Fox to get to Paige for the much-needed tag. She clotheslines Alicia again and again, then does the same with knees in the corner. Fox counters into a hard kick and leaping forearm for a near-fall! Alicia climbs the turnbuckle but Paige meets her there and jawbreaks her to the floor with the top rope. She follows with a somersault off the apron, then knocks the Twins off the apron. Paige clamps on the Paige Tap-Out to Fox, but Brie stops t with a kick. Becky comes in and tries to take her out, but she is face-busted for her efforts. Nikki hits Paige hard with a forearm, and Fox drives her with an Axe Kick for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: Team Bella (Divas Champion Nikki, Brie, and Alicia Fox)

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Match #4: Tag-Team – King Barrett and Stardust VS. ???

Before a second team is announced, Stardust attacks Wade. Neville runs out and fends him off.

Winner: No Contest due to No Official Start

Up next, SummerSlam host Jon Stewart will be out to discuss his actions at the pay-per-view.

Commercials.

Michael announces that The Dudley Boyz will be back on Smackdown! this week.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

Jon Stewart receives a chant of “Thank you, Stewart” to start off his explanation of betraying John Cena. He says that “in my heart, I could not let John Cena tie ‘the great’ Ric Flair for sixteen championships, because, in my mind, ‘the champ is flair.’”

In another surprise, “The Nature Boy” himself struts out! Ric Flair tells Stewart that he appreciates his intentions, but he was rotting for Cena anyway, as he wants his sixteen world championship record to be stopped by someone he respects. Stewart tries to plea his case again, but now John Cena becomes involved (due to the boisterous dismay of Brooklyn fans, at first). Cena says is ok with not tying Flair’s record but not with Seth Rollins holding the two titles now, as he nor The Authority will give wrestlers or the fans a chance. Stewart claims he respects Cena for being who he is and giving all the up-and-comers a shot at the U.S. Championship. Cena doesn’t buy much of it and decides to do something about it – he gives Jon an Attitude Adjustment!

After replays, Flair and referees help Stewart to the back.

Up next, 8-Man Tag action!

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Segment #6: Backstage Promo

Rene Young asks John Cena about his actions; he is happy that he had a “talk” with Stewart, and then warns he is going to have a “talk” with Seth.

Match #5: Eight-Man Tag-Team – Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro, Randy Orton, and Intercontinental Champion Ryback (with Lana) VS. Rusev, Kevin Owens, The Big Show, and Sheamus (with Summer Rae)

Rusev and Ryback start out with a lockup. Ryback knocks him down with a shoulder block then rams him repeatedly against he canvas. He switches with Cesaro, who easily picks up Rusev and slams him down. Dolph is now in and dropkicks Rusev and goes for the leaping-DDT, but is tossed off. Ziggler puts Rusev to the outside, where Ryback pushes him. A face-off between the teams then happens.

Commercials.

Show and Ziggler are wrestling now, with Show big-booting Dolph. He slaps him hard in the corner then signals to the crowd to kiss his behind after they chant “Big Show sucks.” Owens comes in and suplexes Dolph into the top rope. He then shakes his rear at Ziggler, making fun of him. Sheamus is tagged and he works over Dolph with a leglock submission. He catches him off a run and drives him with the Irish Curse backbreaker.

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While Rusev and Dolph wrestle, Lana sweeps up and pounds away on Summer. In the ring, Ziggler hits the Fameasser and tags in Cesaro, who cleans house on Owens with many uppercuts. He signals for the swing, but Rusev comes in and gets swung instead! Cesaro turns into a boot by Owens, then Ryback enters and slugs it out with Kevin. He is tripped into the middle turnbuckle, but moves from the Cannonball attempt! The I.C. Champ hits the Meathook Clothesline, but is soon taken down with a clothesline from Owens.

Ryback and Owens both tag in Sheamus and Orton, with Randy dominating “Mr. Money In The Bank.” He ducks from a knockout punch, that lands on Sheamus, allowing Orton to RKO Sheamus for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro, Randy Orton, and Intercontinental Champion Ryback (with Lana)

Post-match, Owens and Rusev argue with Show over the lost, then take him out. As Owens walks off, he doesn’t even bother to help Sheamus. Back in the ring, Big Show is surrounded and RKO’d as Ryback and Cesaro held him up!

Commercials.

Segment #8: Video Promo

“I tried to warn you Roman. I tried to tell you so long as you walk this earth, so long as there’s a heart still beating inside your chest, I would be there to put you down. Because you, you infect everything and everyone around you. Take your so-called ‘brother’ Dean Ambrose. You selfishly pulled him into our little game, and now he’s just another pawn for me to play. Last night, at SummerSlam, the world witnessed your moment of glory, and I hope you cherished it, because now, now it’s over. Tonight, you witnessed her greatest gift. I have someone I’d like you to meet. This is Braun Stowman. And he is Abigail’s ‘black sheep.’” Bray laughs menacingly as the camera pans close to Braun’s face, who has a wicked smile.

Segment #9: Backstage Promo

John Cena and The Authority meet in the hallway. Stephanie give shim props for being talked about by A.A.-ing Jon Stewart, but then calls him “a sore loser.” Cena mentions about having a chat with Rollins, but Stephanie says that won’t be happening. She calls over security to vacate him from the building.

Up next is the statue revelation!

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Segment #10: Arena Promo

The Authority walks out to the ring, which is donned in a red carpet mat. The statue is in the middle, covered by a giant black sheet. First, though, Stephanie and Triple H since “Happy Birthday” to Stephanie’s father, Mr. Vince McMahon, as he has turned 70 today!

They move on to Seth Rollins, who they put over tremendously. The WWE World Heavyweight and United States Champion now joins them. He puts over the New York greats in sports and relates himself to them. Rollins uses the famous quote “heroes … but legends never die.” He claims he “became a legend” after SummerSlam, and now will “become immortal” with this statue. Seth also uses Ric Flair’s catchphrase, “to be ‘the man’, you’ve got to beat ‘the man’,” insisting that Cena was “the man” for the past decade, but now he will be after defeating Cena. He lists Andre The Giant, Bruno Sammartino, and The Ultimate Warrior as men who he will be with as a statue and in history. Rollins says he is ready for the moment, then asks the crowd.

The veil is lifted, but instead of Rollins in bronze, it is Sting! He is back and surveys The Authority, then goes after Rollins! He beats him to out of the ring, then holds up the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to the dismay and shock of Rollins, Triple H, and Stephanie to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Following a pretty good SummerSlam, Raw was not as good, but decent. I felt other than the Divas match, the action was lacking, but the storytelling was superb. Here are my particulars:

Excellence: Heyman/Lesnar opener – as always, Paul E. was gold on the mike selling the “catastrophe” that was his client’s defeat, while Brock was a monster not to be messed with against Dallas. As mentioned above, the Divas match itself was great again, as was their promo.

I am absolutely intrigued by the new man in the Wyatt Family; I’m glad they’re expanding again, as I think Bray is better with a group than on his own. As well, the comeback of The Dudleyz was awesome and totally unexpected. I hope they are here for a while and have some more great matches; now they just need “Little” Spike Dudley!

Loved Owens ignoring a downed Sheamus post-match, as it adds even more to his fantastic “only me/I don’t care” character. Sting returning was very cool too; I’m fine with him at least having a WWE World Heavyweight Championship match, but as far as winning, I’m not absolutely sure – I will get back to you readers on that next week when the storyline forms more!

Bogus: no singles matches! Everything was a Tag-Team and mostly rushed. The one I was disappointed in the most was the rematch from SummerSlam; they just had it last night, so for those who are still paying the PPV rates, if I was one of them, that would make me mad to see it the very next night for free, and with a better result! (I was expecting a turn or a third-party on behalf of The Wyatts at SummerSlam.)

I hope Bo Dallas is soon repackaged; he’s totally lost his steam for a long while, and I think a fresh character would be best. I am also not digging Barrett; he also needs to be redone and back to the “bare-knuckle brawler” for legitimacy in him. Then I think he could have some great feuds with Neville, Ryback for the I.C., Cesaro, Owens if Barrett turns face. Pending that happening, I am not interested in him.

The crowd – when chants and actions disrupt the show (the wave or “we are awesome”) or are disrespectful (“boring” during the Divas match – come on!), then that’s where I get distracted and upset. It’s annoying and disregarding of both the work the wrestlers are performing in the ring and the viewers at home, whether it is during a promo or during a match.

All-in-all I thoroughly enjoyed Raw from the plot standpoint tonight and it has set up a few interesting new feuds! Until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Fans!

Darren Young publishes private conversation with gay Total Divas cameraman

Former WWE tag team title holder Darren Young might have crossed the line today after posting screenshots of a conversation with a gay Total Divas cameraman who sent him a shirtless photo via Instagram.

“This is the real stuff you won’t see on Total Divas,” wrote Young, posting the photo of the cameraman who goes by the username jercams40 and the conversation. He added the hashtag #youcantbreakthishappyhome, obviously because Young is already in a relationship.

The cameraman told him that he finds him “relatable” as they’re “gay man in our predominantly straight industries.” Young replied saying thank you “but I don’t think sending someone you work with a shirtless pic is appropriate. Especially if you know he’s in a relationship.”

Apologies followed from the cameraman and then Darren Young’s partner sent a message saying that he knows he remembers seeing him at WrestleMania when they were filming Total Divas and sent him a photo of holding a glass of water saying, “here’s a tall glass of water to quench your thirst!”

The cameraman once again apologized and said he deserved it and that he does remember about him, at which point Young’s partner once again knocked him down. “Yeah you remembered just NOW huh? Shame,” he wrote back.

“I actually do just now. And yes I feel stupid and terrible,” the Total Divas cameraman replied.

The screenshots can be seen below.

 

CBS Radio to launch new live audio and video podcast with Taz

CBS Radio today announced a new show with former ECW champion Taz titled The Taz Show: Bodyslams & Beyond, a live two hour daily audio and video podcast.

The show will exclusively air on the Play.it podcast network live from Monday through Friday from 7AM to 9AM EST from CBS Radio’s New York headquarters. The program can also be accessed on-demand daily beginning at 10AM EST. Live video streaming of the show will launch at a later date.

The live program comes as the result of the success of Taz’s podcast and replaces the weekly show which launched earlier this year on Play.it.

“The world of sports entertainment is well-known for its colorful characters and no doubt Taz is one of the most opinionated and passionate of all time,” said Chris Oliviero, Executive Vice President of Programming, CBS RADIO. “His unique personality along with his fanatical fan base make Taz the perfect personality to help build this new content platform.”

Video footage of Undertaker limping back to Sheraton hotel after SummerSlam

Fan footage has surfaced of the Undertaker along with his wife Michelle McCool arriving back at the Sheraton Brooklyn Hotel following his match against Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam.

The couple arrived in a black SUV and were surrounded by three police officers who escorted them all the way to the door. Taker was limping but acknowledged the fans who were chanting his name from across the street.

Another fan footage shows the Undertaker falling as he was about to go backstage following his match when cameras were not rolling. He crawled a few and then went back up on his feet.

The Undertaker took half a dozen of suplexes and three F5s – one of them through a table – during the match. The controversial finish saw Taker tapping out to the Kimura Lock and the timekeeper ringing the bell however the referee restarted the match since he didn’t see it. Lesnar eventually passed out later after he was locked in the Gogoplata, or Hell’s Gate as WWE refers to it.

You can see both videos below.

Jon Stewart brings in exposure to WWE after heel turn at SummerSlam

Jon Stewart brought to WWE exactly what they wanted, a lot of main stream exposure on celebrity and entertainment websites. Hosting his first gig since his departure from The Daily Show, the life-long WWE fan got involved in one of the main events, hitting John Cena with a chair and helping his former rival Seth Rollins retain the WWE World Heavyweight title and win the United States title as well.

ESPN, Rolling Stone, Yahoo! News, Entertainment Weekly, Vanity Fair, Sports Illustrated, Washington Post, Hollywood Life, New York Daily News, BBC News, MTV, Fox Sports, and more all covered Stewart’s “heel turn.”

During SummerSlam, Stewart was involved in two backstage segments, first with Stephen Amell and Neville, which included a cameo by the Undertaker, and then a verbal altercation with Paul Heyman after he knocked on Lesnar’s dressing room door which ended with Heyman wondering why they didn’t get David Letterman instead.

Stars and former Superstars attend SummerSlam

Linda McMahon was sitting front row for SummerSlam and accompanying her where three of her grandchildren, the daughters of Triple H and Stephanie.

Michelle McCool, the wife of the Undertaker, was also at the show while Maryse, the wife of The Miz, was backstage. Miz and Maryse flew in late for SummerSlam as they had a wedding during the weekend in San Diego.

Several former WWE Superstars and Legends were present as well. Jushin “Thunder” Liger did attend the show following his NXT match on Saturday. The IWGP champion Kazuchika Okada was there with his friend Samoa Joe. Most of the NXT wrestlers were in a skybox watching the show, probably thinking that their show beat SummerSlam!

A couple of stars were also present including Melissa Joan Hart, Liv and Mia Tyler, and model Ellie Gonsalves.