Total Bellas episode 2: Quickie Fix recap

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“Have you guys had any good sex lately?” And so began the second episode of Total Bellas.

Nikki Bella asked this extremely personal question of her sister Brie and her husband Daniel Bryan, then, she toasted the couple saying, “To my chauffeurs, my bitches.” I don’t think that it is best for Nikki to call people who are trying help her bitches, but that’s just me.

Brie and Daniel then went on to tell Nikki about their sex life, including the fact that they use techniques from the Kamasutra. Again, this seems like far too much information to give someone! Nikki also teased Daniel about the sensitivity that Brie had said that Daniel had in the bedroom. It was a marvel to me that Daniel didn’t seem to be to offended by the fact that his wife was sharing personal information with her sister. There did seem to be tension between the couple though.

In the car on the way to Nikki’s doctors appointment, Brie and Daniel got into an argument about Daniel’s driving skills, however, I think that they were also dealing with their own  problems, which were deeper than complaints about driving. The doctor may have said that Nikki’s neck was healing well, but her sister’s sex life was still ailing.

Seeking some sisterly advice, Brie took Nikki through the process by which she and Daniel usually had sex. I was shocked! Clearly, I am not the only one because Nikki seemed surprised as well. She said, “Are you taking me through your sex process right now?”, and it seemed Brie did. She explained that she and Daniel lit candles, played music, and even lit a special hollowed-out rock.

Nikki maintained that all the preparation wasn’t necessary in order to have a good sex life. She cited her and John’s sex life as an example. Nikki said that she and John have quickies all the time. She said, “Sometimes, you just want that other person so badly and you just can’t help it.” Apparently, Brie wanted Daniel badly because the next morning they had a quickie in the Cena bathroom. Then, it was announced at a morning coffee.

Brie didn’t enjoy the quickie. I guess that is what happens when you ask advice of family members. Brie wasn’t the only one who received bad advice from family members. Kathy’s fiancee John Laurinaitis, asked for advice from the male members of the Bella family about whether or not to get a prenup.

The guys said that he should get one, but one of the men, J.J. has extremely loose lips. J.J. seemed all too eager to inform his sisters of John’s plans. It appears that J.J had misgivings about his mother’s relationship with John from the beginning, encouraging his mom not to elope with John as planned.

Then, he told his sisters about John’s plans to consult a lawyer. I think that his hope was that his sisters would tell his mother, and then the relationship would break up. If this was his hope then it was quickly dashed, because not only is the relationship still going strong, but they are marrying on a yacht, probably on a future episode of “Total Bellas!”