And what will be the fate of World Heavyweight Champion, “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler with his recent serious concussion injury. Can he still compete, or will they play it safe and change the match? Either way, I hope they don’t strip him of the World Title.

Plus, as usual at the end of this report, I will give my predictions for the upcoming pay-per-view. All this and much more for Raw, so read on!

Monday Night Raw TV Report for May 13th, 2013 – “Limits Pushed To The…EXTREME!”

Introduction Segment: Recap

A montage of the events with Ryback and “The Shield” from last week’s Raw is aired, as well as footage of Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman brutalizing Triple H’s offices. It is speculated on what will happen tonight.

Segment #1: Dance-Off – Fandango and Summer Rae VS. “Y2J” Chris Jericho and Edyta Sliwinska

Jerry “The King” Lawler welcomes us to Monday Night Raw, and is standing in the ring, although the canvas is covered in hardwood. Yes, after a clip of Fandango beating Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XXIX is shown, Lawler brings out the four for their competition

After going over the rules, Lawler points out that Fandango already lost a dance-off to The Great Khali, but Fandango dismisses this as that crowd not knowing talent then. He says that these fans may not like him, but they do have to respect his performance as an artist. “As long as there’s a Chris Jericho, there will be a better man. And his name is Fan-dan-go,” he declares.

“The King” asks for “Y2J’s” response, and Jericho retorts with “Raw is Jericho!” He touts his previous entertainment success in the ring, winning acts like the Musical Chairs from a July 2004 Raw (in Winnipeg to-boot) and conquering Bob Barker’s “Price Is Raw.” Jericho proclaims that “this Sunday at Extreme Rules, I’m going to dance all over your face baby. And you will never, ever, never, e-e-e-ever be the same again!”

An earlier coin toss determined that Fandango will begin. He stalls for a bit, then takes the microphone. Fandango hushes the crowd and demands for silence to create his “masterpiece.” He starts off well, but then spins Summer and she falls. He orders her to “stop messing around.” Edyta checks on Rae and Fandango wants her to get away quickly. Trainers now check on the downed blonde.

Jericho is also looking on, and then Fandango suddenly kicks him down and punches away. He boots him out of the ring and slams hi against the announce table, then throws him into the steel steps. Fandango takes a piece of the hardwood and runs it into Jericho’s face, knocking him out on the floor. He climbs back in the ring and looks at Summer. It was a ruse all along, as she smiles and gets up easily. They pose in a provocative dance position, then exit.

Later tonight, it will be “The Shield” taking on Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” and WWE Champion John Cena in a 6-Man Elimination Tag-Team match. Up next, the number one contender to the WWE Title, Ryback, will be in action!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder VS. Ryback

Ryback is all over Ryder with kicks and hammering clubs to his back. He pushes Zack off the ropes to the mat and then clotheslines him. Ryback quickly picks him up and gives him the Shell-Shock for the oh-so-quick victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

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Match #2: Tag-Team – “The Primetime Players” (Darren Young and Titus O’Neil) VS. “Tons Of Funk” (Sweet T. and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay) (with “The Funkadactyls” Naomi and Cameron)

Darren and Sweet start out, with T controlling until O’Neil gets the tag. Sweet manages to switch with Brodus and he takes out the big-man with a T-Bone suplex and running corner splash. Young jabs Clay with his comb, allowing Titus to roll him up for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Primetime Players” (Darren Young and Titus O’Neil)

Up next, Smackdown Senior Advisor Theodore Long will make a statement regarding the World Heavyweight Championship!

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

Teddy Long is out on the stage with fellow announcer Matt Striker. Before he can give a statement, Jack Swagger, Zeb Colter, Big E. Langston, and A.J. all walk out and argue to make their case for the World Championship. Long finally says that Dolph Ziggler will NOT be stripped of his World Title (yay!) and instead, Swagger will take on Del Rio at Extreme Rules in an “I Quit” match.

The winner will be the #1 Contender. He also says that Big E. will take on either Alberto or Jack, depending on who the WWE fans choose.

Later, Mark Henry will call out Sheamus.

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Match #3: Single – United States Champion Kofi Kingston VS. “The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow (Non-Title)

Prior to the bout, it is made known that Kofi will defend his title at Extreme Rules against “The Shield’s” Dean Ambrose. Kofi tries to end this one early with a roll-up but Sandow gets out of it. He runs right back him with a knee-to-the-gut and takes firm control.

Sandow continues to knee him, then drops down with a side Russian legsweep and the “Elbow Of Distain.” He clamps on an abdominal stretch, but Kingston reverses it. He drop toeholds Damien into the second turnbuckle and chops him down a couple times. Kofi flies around with a dropkick and forearms, then nails the Boom Drop double-legdrop, however he misses a springboard crossbody.

Damien capitalizes with a swinging neckbreaker for two, but gets knocked out quickly with the Trouble In Paradise spin-kick for the W by Kofi!

Winner via Pinfall: United States Champion Kofi Kingston

Up next, Mark Henry wants to induct Sheamus into the “Hall Of Pain.”

Commercials.

Segment #3: Arena Promo

As “The World’s Strongest Man” comes out, a clip of John Bradshaw Layfield and the late-great Eddie Guerrero’s WWE Championship “Four-Corners Bull-Rope” match from June 27th, 2004 at the Great American Bash is shown to display the idea of the upcoming bout between Sheamus and Henry.

Josh Matthews is in the ring and airs what happened last week, with Henry whipping the heck out of Sheamus. “The World’s Strongest Man” is happy with that and Friday’s Smackdown record-breaking pulling of two semi-trailers. Matthews asks Henry how he will defeat Sheamus on Sunday, but Mark just want to show him.

He orders Josh to put he strap on, and Henry hooks himself too. He shoves Matthews down and drags him around as he touches all four corners, the goal of the match. He rolls Josh out of the ring and challenges Sheamus to do it tonight.

Sheamus does not show up and Henry gloats. However, the Irishman does answer the call. Sheamus says that he has never backed down from a fight and marches to the ring. Henry doesn’t let him in, so Sheamus searches under the ring and pulls out a strap of his own. The two whip each other, and Sheamus gets the better, sending Henry up the ramp wincing in pain.

A clip from January 28th is aired of Brock Lesnar assaulting WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is shown, to emphasize the feud between he and Triple H.

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Match #4: Single – Antonio Cesaro VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton

An elbow/collar tie-up between the two begins and they both break. Cesaro locks Orton in a side headlock and shoves him down with a shoulder block. Orton leapfrogs a running Antonio and drops him with an elbow. Cesaro pushes against Randy in the corner and headbutts him.

He stomps away at him, then runs with an uppercut for a two-count. Antonio clutches on a grounding rear chinlock, but Orton fights out and tosses him over with a suplex. Orton kicks back and clotheslines, then catches Cesaro off the ropes with a powerslam. He tries to set up Cesaro with the slingshot-DDT, but Antonio wiggles out into a roll-up for a nearfall, but then Randy quickly plants him with the R.K.O. to finish this one!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Heath Slater (with 3.M.B. partners Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) VS. “The Awesome One” The Miz

(Happy for one return, and sad for the other! I think you can figure the order out!), Miz looks awesome (pardon the pun) as he controls most of this bout, until he gets yanked from outside. Slater takes advantage and gains his own momentum.

He tries to wear Miz down with a rear chinlock, but Miz battles out and boots him in the face. Miz 9-punches Heath in the corner, then throws him onto his partners. Back in the ring, Miz low-dropkicks him then locks in the Figure-4 for the tap-out!

Winner via Submission: “The Awesome One” The Miz

Footage of the Susan G. Komen Foundation for the Cure of Breast Cancer walk airs, as Layla and Alicia Fox participated in Washington.

Up next, (and way too early!), is the 6-Man Elimination Tag!

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Match #6: 6-Man Tag-Team Elimination – Tag-Team Champions Team Hell No (Kane and Daniel Bryan) and WWE Champion John Cena VS. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns) (Non-Titles)

It is also announced that Reigns and Rollins will challenge Bryan and Kane for the Tag-Team Championship at Extreme Rules in a Tag-Team Tornado Match. (All competitors are in the ring at once)

Kane starts out with Ambrose and he grabs Dean in a wristlock. He runs off the ropes and shoulder blocks Dean, then gives him a headlock takedown. Kane puts Ambrose into his corner and tags in Daniel, who delivers repeated kicks to the chants of “yes.”

Daniel holds Ambrose down in an armlock, but Ambrose gets out and switches with Rollins. To the delight of fans, Cena is tagged in and grounds Rollins with a bulldog and front facelock.

Commercials.

Back live, Bryan is in again and has Ambrose locked in a unique surfboard submission. Bryan slaps hands with Kane, who comes in and front-dropkicks Dean. Kane switches back with Daniel, but he quickly gets shoved into The Shield’s corner. They take over and it is mainly Reigns who dominates over Bryan.

Rollins holds him as Ambrose comes in and jabs away. Dean fiercely stomps on Bryan’s stomach, but soon gets a knee-to-the-gut from Daniel! He manages to tag in his partner and Kane is on fire (no pun intended), taking out all three “Shield” members. He plants Ambrose with a DDT for a close fall, then flies off the top rope with a clothesline!

Kane grabs Ambrose by the throat, as well as Rollins and runs them out of the ring. On the outside, Kane uses the barricade, steel steps, and announce table to dismantle The Shield. He does get so hot, that in slamming Ambrose with the top of the commentator’s table, Kane gets himself DQ’d.

Elimination #1: Kane via Disqualification

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Back live, Ambrose drops Cena with a DDT and a nearfall! He tags in Reigns, who measures up the WWE Champion and comes at him with a jumping forearm. 1 – 2 – Cena kicks out. John reverses a suplex attempt into one of his own, but Reigns ended up in his own corner, so Seth was able to come in quickly. He dives off the turnbuckle with a knee-to-the-head for two!

Rollins clutches a rear naked choke on, and Cena manages to struggle to his feet and walk over to an anticipated Bryan. He gets the tag and Bryan double-front-dropkicks Ambrose and Reigns off the apron! He ducks Rollins and hits a suicide dive on Reigns, then nails Rollins with a front-missile-dropkick! 1 – 2 – Rollins kicks out!

He tries for the “No Lock” crossface, but Ambrose gets the tag as Rollins is whipped off the ropes. Dean plants Daniel with the bulldog/DDT combo for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Elimination #2: Daniel Bryan via Pinfall

The fans cheer on Cena as he faces the insurmountable odds of 3 – 1 against The Shield. Like vultures, the trio attack, but the WWE Champion fights back. He hits a couple of diving shoulder tackles and a spin-out backdrop on Rollins. He takes out Ambrose and Reigns, then gives the Attitude Adjustment to send Rollins to the back.

Elimination #3: Seth Rollins via Pinfall

Cena has Dean on his shoulders quickly for the A.A., but Ambrose held onto the ropes. Reigns interferes, shoving referee Mike Chioda then spearing John. Chioda calls for a DQ on Roman for this move.

Elimination #4: Roman Reigns via Disqualification

Ambrose covers but only receives two! Cena soon catches him in the STF, but Reigns and Rollins jump in and attack again, causing another dq.

Elimination #5: Dean Ambrose via Disqualification

Winners via Elimination: Tag-Team Champions Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) and WWE Champion John Cena

Post-match, The Shield triple-powerbomb Cena, stand over him, then walk off. As Cena is laid out, his challenger takes advantage. Ryback smashes a chair over his injured ankle and shouts “Ryback Rules” from the top of the ramp.

Up next, Big E. will face either Jack Swagger or Alberto Del Rio.

Still photos of Triple H and Brock Lesnar’s rematch at Wrestlemania XXIX are shown, with a reminder of their face-to-face later tonight.

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – Big E. Langston (with A.J. Lee) VS. “A Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

The WWE fans had vote overwhelmingly for Langston, 65% – 35%! Both big men lock up and go nowhere. Swagger gets a headlock takedown, but Langston is immediately up and neither can shove the other down. They stared down and Langston takes control. He hits a few clubs, but misses a running splash in the corner. He does shove off a Patriot Lock ankle lock though, but gets suplex by Swagger.

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Back live, Langston gives Jack a fallaway backbreaker for two. He rams his shoulder into Jack’s stomach, but misses another run, and ends up shoulder-first against the post. Swagger takes advantage with the Swaggerbomb for two! Langston gets his momentum again, suplexing Jack from the top rope! 1 – 2 – Swagger manages to get out!

Big E. picks up Swagger for his finisher, but Jack drops out the back and chops him down. He grasps on the ankle lock, and Langston fights to the bottom rope, forcing a break! Langston tosses Swagger to the outside and into the barricade. As he sizes up Swagger, he runs but misses, and ends up on the other side of the wall into the crowd! Referee Scott Armstrong counts to 10 and it’s over!

Winner via Count-Out: “A Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Post-match, Alberto Del Rio runs down and attacks Swagger, but Big E. comes in. They both take him out, then Del Rio clotheslines Swagger to the floor, where Langston is laying too. Alberto is in the ring alone and cheers with his friend, Ricardo Rodriguez.

Commercials.

It is announced that The Miz will take on Cody Rhodes at the pre-show for Extreme Rules.

Match #8: Single – A.J. Lee VS. Natalya (with The Great Khali and Hornswaggle)

(Note: The Bella Twins [Brie and Nikki] and Divas Champion Kaitlyn join for commentary.) A.J. plays games and skips around at first, but Natalya manages to catch her in a waistlock takedown. She shoves picks her up and runs her into the corner.

Lee escapes the ring and slaps A.J. as Natalya chases after. A.J. blows a kiss to Kaitlyn from the apron, but that distraction allows Natalya to push her down. Back in the ring, A.J. reverses a sidewalk pickup into the “Black Widow,” an octopus abdominal stretch hold for the tapout!

Winner via Submission: A.J. Lee

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Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Chris Jericho is questioned by Matt Striker if he felt foolish by Fandango’s actions at the “dance-off.” Jericho says he was distracted by trying to play games with him, however all that stops now. Jericho says that he is a 6-time World Champion and his name is Chris Jericho! “Y2J” asserts that he will teach Fandango “how to dance Chris Jericho style!”

Segment #5: Arena Promo

Triple H is back and prepares to face off with Brock Lesnar! He makes his entrance to the ring and the Steel Cage above the ring (which honestly, I did not notice at all throughout the show!) begins to lower!

Commercials.

“The Game” is now surrounded by the steel mesh walls. He and Lesnar have been at war for almost a year with broken bones and blood, but nothing has been settled. That will all be change this Sunday. HHH cites the ring as his home, as he grew up here, learned to be a man, and learned to fight there.

He says that a man who he respected once told him that he had to hate, and Triple H did just that. He excelled on it, and he felt no more at home than when he was in the ring enclosed in the steel. “Brock Lesnar, you’re here. I’m here. They’re (fans) here. And more importantly, the steel is here. So I’m at home. Why don’t you come and try to take it?”

“The Beast Incarnate” answers the challenge and proceeds out with Paul Heyman, however only to the top of the stage. Heyman stops them and starts to introduce themselves, but is immediately cut off by Triple H. He orders Brock to come on down and “do this,” but Paul E. gets back on the stick.

He says that HHH gets his “perverse pleasure” from the “hate,” but Heyman gets his from seeing the two “hate” each other. He calls Lesnar a “cage-fighting carnivore” and Triple H “the biggest slab of meat in the WWE Universe.”

Paul E. declares that Triple H will “hate” facing his family after “Brock leaves you beaten and battered and disfigured in the cage.” HHH will “hate” facing his father-in-law, because he let down the WWE Universe. “One man will emerge from this war the winner (points to Lesnar), and here’s something you never had to face in your career.

One man (points to Triple H) is going to have to face the fact that he will go down in history as the ‘loser.’ And you Triple H will go down in history as the ‘loser,’ and I cannot imagine how much you’re going to ‘hate’ that. Now my client, Brock Lesnar, is here tonight, on Monday Night Raw, and he is ready for a fight! A fight that you’re going to have to wait ’till Sunday to experience, because you as the C.O.O. of WWE, know better than anyone else, that my client Brock Lesnar does not … fight … for … free.”

They begin to walk off, but Triple H calls them back. He has always wondered why Brock won’t face him “like a man.” HHH realized the truth is that Heyman can’t afford him to do that. “The Game” reminds them that he did the “unthinkable,” he knocked Lesnar out cold and beat him.

They know if Brock were to get his butt kicked in the cage, that it won’t go over well for Heyman the business men, much like Sunday if that happens too. HHH calls that his “mystique” going away and Heyman’s “meal ticket” existing no longer.

“The Cerebral Assassin” gives Lesnar two choices: “are you going to walk down that isle and step into this ring, and try and prove to the world that you are ‘Brock Lesnar, the beast!’ Or are you just going to stand up at the top of the ramp, looking for Heyman to tell you what to do, and prove to the world that you are ‘Brock Lesnar, the bitch!’”

Lesnar starts walking down the ramp and referees smartly get out of the way, all the while Heyman tries to convince him otherwise. He slowly ascends the steel steps and enters. He and Triple H glare at each other, then engage in a hard-hitting brawl.

Brock German suplexes HHH, but he misses a dive and ends up face-first in the steel cage wall. Triple H hurls Lesnar against the door, strong enough to send him to the floor and knock down Heyman! HHH wants more as Lesnar gets up. He collects a wincing Heyman and they walk to the top of the ramp, as Triple H walks around the ring inside the cage to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Excellence: Absolutely #1 is Dolph Ziggler still being World Heavyweight Champion! I’m not sure how long he will be out of action, but I’m really glad they didn’t use it as an excuse to strip him of the title. I like the switch too for the #1 Contender bout, and this could also put an end to the rivalry of Del Rio and Swagger – it’s time to move on, and I like Del Rio VS. Ziggler for a fresh feud. Also, Big E. and Swagger was an awesome “power-game/strength” match tonight. Love how Langston “stalked” Jack with a smile on the outside for the finish.

Great wrestling between Kingston/Sandow, Cesaro/Orton, and the 6-Man Tag. Henry’s promo was awesome! He is mean, aggressive, and actually has some personality and “umph” now in his voice. They are keeping his storyline with Sheamus fresh with the different scenarios too.

The ending segment – very old school and loved the passion in Triple H’s voice about growing up in the ring and making his living/career doing what he did. The brawl was also took me back to the days of two men fighting it out for “pride” and hype me the most for this match, more so than all the video package recaps of their feud that was aired leading up to the confrontation.

Bogus: The opening – Jericho/Fandango dance-off could’ve been much more and an actual entertaining dance-off. Plus, I think it should’ve been built up more and presented later in the show, not just jumping right into it. I was greatly disappointed. Ryback squashing Ryder was pointless – we get that he’s a “monster” and “unbeatable,” so don’t need to show it all the time. Why are “3.M.B” still together – them getting taken out and torn apart by “The Shield” should’ve been the end of that failing trio. Speaking of “The Shield,” hated that “Super Cena” took out two-thirds of them in the match. I feel this hurt the group’s unstoppable reputation, especially since Cena is hurt with an injury. They can (and hopefully will) rebound by winning all the Championships they are challenging for on Sunday. This also should’ve been the main-event!

“Primetime Players”/”Tons Of Funk” was just filler. I wanted matches like Damien/Kofi and Antonio/Randy to be longer, like last week. Natalya/A.J. could’ve been a much better match, had it been longer and not for the pointless commentary by the Divas Champ Kaitlyn and The Bellas – that was bad! Love A.J.’s potentially new finisher though, very cool!

Predictions: Alberto Del Rio will become the Number 1 Contender, John Cena will somehow put down Ryback to retain the WWE Championship (too soon for him to lose it), “The Shield” will gain the Tag-Team Titles and U.S. Championship. Triple H will defeat Lesnar to end the rivalry – honestly, hopefully they allow blood to enhance the brutality of this match. Henry should continue to look strong and go over Sheamus. Jericho will become almost-heelish again, get more aggressive, and win against Fandango to continue their storyline. Same with Orton over Show, even though I really don’t care about their mini-feud.

All in all, an average-to-low average Raw for the “go-home show,” but the 6-man, the switch of the World Title match, and the ending to Raw all made up for it. Here’s hoping my predictions are correct and in for some more surprises next Monday night! Until then, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

How will the south-eastern fans of the U.S. take to Fandango? What is the update on WWE Champion John Cena and his (literate) achilles heel?

The Shield continue to dominate, on their way to a potential WWE Tag-Team Championship match with champions Team Hell No, so who will they take out next? Or can Kane and/or Daniel Bryan manage to stop them, even just for one night?

And the path continues to form for World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler for his Triple-Threat Ladder bout at Extreme Rules.

All this and more, so read on!

Monday Night Raw TV Report for May 6th, 2013 – “Let’s Get Extreme!”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

Still photos of Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman vandalizing Triple H’s office at WWE Headquarters is aired, as is the main-event match and subsequent events between The Shield, Team Hell No, WWE Champion John Cena, and Ryback.

Michael Cole embraces us and the WWE Champion is out to kick off the show!

Segment #1: Arena Promo

The Champ says there are a lot of unrest and questions in WWE right now. He uses Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan’s method of “yes” or “no” to answer some of the inquires. He says “yes,” it was a bad idea for him to wrestle on his injured ankle, but “no” it will not keep him from defending the WWE Title at Extreme Rules.

“Yes,” he was confused about Ryback’s intentions after leaving the arena last week, then coming back at the end to smirk and stand at the top of the stage. Cena makes a few jokes, then tells Ryback that he will realize “the champ is here!”

Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero “excuses” herself and is excited that Cena will be at Extreme Rules to go through with the contest. Since the pay-per-view will be “extreme,” she invites Ryback to the ring for the stipulation to their match. She does let Cena choose first. He makes fun of Ryback and mocks his voice, then cites that he doesn’t care what type of match they have. He just wants a chance to fight and a chance “to shut up the world’s largest complainer.”

Vickie turns to the challenger, and even though she didn’t appreciate him walking out seven days ago, she says he is very luck and will let him pick the stipulation. Ryback threatens that he will expose Cena’s personal and professional weaknesses, as he will not be able to answer the 10-count. The match will be a Last Man Standing Match!

Later tonight, Triple H will react to Heyman and Lesnar’s raid on his headquarters office, and up next, Randy Orton is in action!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – “The Viper” Randy Orton VS. “The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses” Damien Sandow

Prior to the bout, Sandow irritates Randy by altering his theme song lyrics to put him down. (Note: he does have a great singing voice!)

Orton is hot at first with punches and knees. He chucks him to the outside and clotheslines Sandow to the floor. Randy backdrops Damien against the barricade. Orton tries to drop a DDT on him from the outside of the apron, but Sandow shoves Randy off. Orton gains control quickly again with a backbreaker and 10-punch in the corner. He brings him overhead with a standard suplex and continues dominance with stomps all over the mat.

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Back live, Sandow has Orton in a grounding rear chinlock which Orton manages to battle out of a bit until Damien brings him down again and drops the “Elbow Of Distain” to his chest. Damien whips him into the corner, but Orton fires back with clotheslines and a powerslam. He hits a dropkick as Sandow flew off the middle rope, then plants him with the slingshot DDT. Randy “zones up” and nails the R.K.O. for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Randy Orton

Post-match, The Big Show blind sides Orton on the stage with a Knockout Punch, as Randy was walking to the back. Show squats over him and doesn’t say anything. Referees are now checking on Orton.

Later tonight, Alberto Del Rio will take on World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler! Up next, Fandango!

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

The pyro explodes and “Y2J” Chris Jericho is back! Replays are shown from two weeks ago when he threw Fandango off the ramp and danced with Summer Rae. Jericho brings out Tons Of Funk, who are here to help “Y2J” judge Fandango’s (or the many other nicknames Jericho calls him) moves.

The reaction for Fandango is good from the fans, and he dances his way out with the brunette partner again. Sweet T., Brodus Clay, and Jericho give him a score 2, 2, and 1. Fandango disputes Jericho’s credibility, since he lost on Dancing With The Stars, then his opponent, R-Truth comes out.

Match #2: Single – Fandango (with Dancer) VS. R-Truth

Truth is all over Fandango, dropping him with a suplex-facebuster. Truth gets a perfect score and more for his moves, which irritates Fandango who walks away and is counted-out.

Winner via Count-Out: R-Truth

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Segment #3: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews is with Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan. Daniel says that he is fine, and says that it takes more than The Shield to put him down. He challenges Ryback to a rematch from Smackdown, but Ryback interrupts and rejects, insinuating that Bryan is too weak after The Shield’s assault. Bryan’s tag-team partner and Tag-Team Champion Kane gets in Ryback’s face and asks him if he is half the man that Ryback is. Ryback responds by telling Kane that he is not the monster he used to be.

Commercials.

It is announced that Guerrero made the match official, Kane will face Ryback tonight!

Match #3: Single – Alberto Del Rio VS. World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. Lee and Big E. Langston) (Non-Title)

They circle the ring then engage in an elbow/collar tie-up. Ziggler and Del Rio break, then Alberto grabs Dolph out of a kick into a side headlock takedown. Ziggler is whipped into the ropes and a hip toss, but comes back with a smacking dropkick. Dolph hammers away in the corner, then runs at Del Rio with a splash. 1 – 2 – kickout by Alberto!

Del Rio comes back in the corner, running at Dolph with a jumping kick-to-the-arm for a near-fall. Del Rio tries a suplex, but is reversed by Ziggler. The World Heavyweight Champion punches away in the corner, but misses again and lands in a sitting position between the top and middle ropes. Alberto drops him with the backstabber, and then the drums of Jack Swagger’s music blasts. Alberto is distracted as Swagger and Zeb Colter walk to the ring, then stare down Big E.

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Back live, Ziggler has Del Rio face down in a grounding facelock, but Alberto battles back a little. Dolph hits another resounding dropkick for two! He hits a series of elbow drops, also for near-falls. Ziggler runs off the ropes but gets caught in a flapjack by Alberto! He tries to hit the running enziguri, but Dolph crawls out of the way first. He reverses a headlock into a swinging neckbreaker, 1 – 2 – Del Rio kicks out! He cuts Ziggler off the top, the brings him back with a reverse suplex from the third turnbuckle!

Ziggler misses another splash in the corner and bounces off the post! Del Rio spins him around with the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker then kicks him square in the face! Alberto locks on the cross armbreaker, but A.J. hops the apron to distract the referee. Langston pulls Del Rio out and throws him into Swagger, causing the dq!

Winner via Disqualification: Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post-match, Jack goes ape and takes out everyone but A.J. with a ladder he pulled from under the ring!

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Natalya, Cameron, Naomi, The Great Khali and Divas Champion Kaitlyn discuss Kaitlyn’s secret admirer. When they walk off, The Bella Twins appear from behind a curtain, overhearing all.

Commercials.

Match #4: 6-Man Tag-Team – The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins) VS. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey) and United States Champion Kofi Kingston (Non-Title)

The Shield dominates this contest, with the power game and strategy. They frequently tag in and out, keeping each man fresh and corner their opponents to their side. Kofi changes the pace when he is finally tagged in, flying all over the place with crossbodies and dropkicks. He goes for move from the top, but Rollins shoves him off, allowing Ambrose to plant him with the bulldog/DDT combo for the 1 – 2 – 3!

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Match #5: Single – “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder VS. Antonio Cesaro

Cesaro is stiff right away, with a couple of uppercuts and a scoop slam. He turns him over with a gutwrench suplex, then gives him fast fists in the corner. Snap suplex and quick cover from Antonio, but he gets planted with a facebuster by Ryder. “Long Island Iced-Z” hits a middle-rope dropkick, but is cut off again by another harsh uppercut and The Neutralizer to finish this one.

Winner via Pinfall: Antonio Cesaro

Post-match, Cesaro wonders if there is any more competition for him. He says that he puts the “E” in “WWE,” and goes through all of the WWE shows to say that they can’t “hold a candle to what I can do in this ring.”

Up next, we will find out the destruction that Heyman and Lesnar left behind at Triple H’s office, which has been hyped up all night.

Commercials.

Segment #5: Satellite Promo

Paul Heyman is here as the advocate for the “Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar. He airs the footage of Lesnar and him at WWE World Headquarters. In short, they barge through and demolish Triple H’s place. Heyman explains that he is the “voice of reason” whenever Brock goes on a rampage. However, after “The Game” dropped Paul E. with a Pedigree, Heyman will now be the “encourager” to Lesnar, particularly at Extreme Rules inside the Steel Cage! Before he can keep going, the victim interrupts and makes his way to the ring.

Triple H insults Heyman’s hairstyle to begin with, then compares his version of “extreme” to HHH’s. He reminds Paul of D-Generation X, the infamous group he founded, and his stronghold on the Attitude Era, which he ruled with an “iron fist.” HHH says that he has two offices, the one in Stamford, and the one right here, pointing down to the squared circle. Triple H puts over that office as where he grew up to “be a man,” where it has a helluva view (the fans), and where “we fight back.”

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Match #6: 6-Women Tag-Team – The Bella Twins (Nikki and Brie) and A.J. VS. “The Funkadactyls” (Cameron and Naomi) and Divas Champion Kaitlyn (Non-Title)

A.J. and Cameron start, with A.J. hitting her from behind. She turns her around with two consecutive neckbreakers, and clotheslines her down. Cameron comes back with a second-rope diving crossbody, then tags in the Divas Champ. Kaitlyn slowly walks over to a downed A.J. and stares her down. A.J. slaps her then runs off, but the Bellas will not tag in. Kaitlyn measures and spears A.J. for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Funkadactyls” (Cameron and Naomi) and Divas Champion Kaitlyn

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

“The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry is out and is going to face-off with Sheamus. He lists the Irishman’s usual poses, but tells us that while Sheamus will be acting, Henry will not be, as he is already tough. He replays footage of him running over Sheamus backstage from Smackdown last month, and from Raw three weeks ago. “The World’s Strongest Man” challenges Sheamus to a bout at Extreme Rules.

Sheamus responds with a montage of his own, taking out Henry from last week’s Tug-Of-War on Raw, and the Arm-Wrestling on Smackdown (again, read that fine report on this fine website). The two don’t want to put this off until Extreme Rules after all, but are interrupted by the Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett.

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Match #7: Single – Sheamus VS. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett (Non-Title)

(Note: Mark Henry is on commentary). Sheamus is locked in a grounding rear chinlock by Barrett, but comes back with a shoulder-tackle in the corner and pounds away against the ropes ten times. He runs and pushes Wade off the apron to the announce table. He chucks Barrett into Henry, then gives him the Brogue Kick as “The World’s Strongest Man” charged at him. Sheamus dives off the top rope with the Battering Ram, and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf submission, but Barrett reverses into a small package for two!

Barrett attempts Wasteland, but Sheamus counters into the Irish Curse backbreaker for a near fall. He tries the Brogue Kick, but Barrett ducks and delivers a kick and forearm of his own. Wade is gearing up for the Bullhammer Elbow, but Sheamus picks him up into White Noise and fires up for the Brogue again. He nails it for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: Sheamus

Post-match, Henry whips Sheamus from behind with a belt, then puts him to the floor with the World’s Strongest Slam.

Up next, Ryback takes on Tag-Team Champion Kane!

Commercials.

It is announced that Chris Jericho will face Fandango on next week’s Raw in a “dance-off!” (This actually could be entertaining for a change, considering who’s involved!)

Match #8: Single – Tag-Team Champion and “Team Hell No” Member Kane VS. Ryback (Non-Title)

(Note: It is also made known that Ryback will be a guest on Chris Jericho’s “Highlight Reel” on this Friday’s Smackdown). They lockup and Ryback shoves Kane off. Kane sweeps Ryback down and sends him off with a side headlock. He catches Ryback with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam and covers for one. Kane signals for the Chokeslam but Ryback ducks and pushes him outside. Kane drags Ryback with him, but the new beast chucks him into the corner of the barricade.

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Ryback is in firm domination, clasping Kane in a front facelock. He jumps on Kane with a Lou Thesz press and rams his head into the canvas. Ryback gears up for the Meathook Clothesline, but instead eats a big boot from Kane!

“The Big Red Machine” grabs him by the throat, but Ryback fends him off. Kane hits another boot for two and runs him back-to-back corners with clotheslines, but gets caught with a spinebuster. Ryback demands to “finish it,” and attempts the Marching Samoan Drop, but Kane reverses into a suplex.

Kane ascends the to the top rope, but Ryback meets him in the corner. Kane punches him off, but Ryback crotches him. Off the turnbuckle, Kane is position into the ShellShock for the victory by Ryback!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

Post-match, the megaphone theme of The Shield signals the trio’s entrance through the crowd. Kane’s partner, Daniel Bryan, enters and stands up, as does WWE Champion John Cena, who runs down too. Ryback has retreated to the announce booth, but he comes back in with a steel chair! He swings at The Shield, and Bryan follows with a suicide dive onto Rollins and Ambrose. Cena had taken out Reigns, when Ryback ambushes Cena with the weapon. He puts him face down and stands over a prone WWE Champion, declaring “Ryback rules – done!” to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

This was another fantastic Raw with many more likes than last week, and even less dislikes! Way to go and keep it up. On to the regular analysis.

Excellence: Some more great wrestling – particularly Rhodes/Orton (these two have great chemistry), Del Rio/Ziggler (beautiful in terms of abilities), Antonio/Zack (showed what Cesaro is all about), Barrett/Sheamus (good old British stiffness), and Kane/Ryback (good power game struggle). Cena’s ethic for working through an injury shows again and kudos to him for pushing on with the serious debilitation. The Last Man Standing bout will be intriguing, because it is a way to protect both stars – if they go with Ryback to win the WWE Title, well Cena’s injured so there’s an automatic excuse. If Ryback loses, then they can say he was never pinned, just put down with an “extreme” amount of foreign objects. I’m not sure who will win and I’m not sure who I want to win.

Still liking the feud between Jericho and Fandango – unique way of continuing it with the “judging,” and the psychology of throwing him off with the low scores and forcing him to walk out on the match. As said above, next week’s “dance-off” with it being “Y2J” and Fandango, this usually “lame” segment should be fun to watch! There is no clear-cut winner going into the Triple-Threat Ladder match. This is good, because it does make me/others speculate on who they will have the World Championship be wrapped around come the end of Extreme Rules. (Personally, my choice is of course Dolph for a long run!)

Ceasro’s promo – he really is good on the mike and should be re-elevated more again. I was hoping for someone new (NXT when he mentioned them) to come on out and be a new challenger/rival, but nonetheless, hopefully his speech will be a new restart.

Triple H’s passionate tirade on how he grew up in the “office” of the WWE ring and will get even more “extreme” than he has been in the past. The man does have a desire, and when he cuts talks like tonight’s, it certainly shines through.

Bogus: Big Show/Orton feud – while Randy is having great matches weekly, just not interested in these two going at it. There is no real “thing” up for grabs other than pride, and even that is not exemplifying like it should be. DO NOT CARE who Kaitlyn’s secret admirer is and the backstage segment was some really bad acting! Bad storyline – finish it soon! The Heyman/Lesnar “workplace invasion” (as Michael Cole referred to it as) was way over-hyped and just seemed too fake. No one would get into Triple H’s office that easy without proof of permission and/or security getting in the way. While Heyman commentated during it well as he always does, I feel the segment didn’t push the storyline any further.

Overall, this was another awesome show – only three “boguses,” so not bad! Continued to build Extreme Rules nicely and the flow of Raw was smooth again too. As I have been saying lately, keep it going WWE Creative! Until next week, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Also, WWE Champion John Cena has legitimately injured his Achilles tendon (thank you Colin for the info), so what will this mean for the WWE Championship match at Extreme Rules?

Will World Heavyweight Dolph Ziggler get another big win to improve his reputation as the “top dog?” (I hope so!)

Who will be “Fandangoing” in Columbus, Ohio and how will the new revolution reply to Chris Jericho?

All this and much more!

Monday Night Raw Report for April 29, 2013 – “Hurt or Injured?”

Match #1: Triple-Threat for a Stipulation Choice (No Disqualification Rules) – Big E. Langston (with World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler and A.J.) VS. Zeb Colter (with “The Real American” Jack Swagger) VS. Ricardo Rodriguez (with Alberto Del Rio)

This is exactly how Raw opens tonight as Michael Cole welcomes us to a sold-out arena in Columbus. The winner gets to pick the stipulation for the World Heavyweight Championship Triple-Threat match at Extreme Rules.

Zeb immediately ducks out of the ring and lets Big E. control over Ricardo. He runs and shoulder-tackles Rodriguez into one ring post, but misses the other as Ricardo leap-frogs him. Colter steps back in and they both hammer away to put Langston down.

Colter baits Ricardo to the center of the ring, allowing Big E. to run over him with a clothesline. Zeb takes advantage with some punches, pushing Langston aside, which angers him. Colter fakes a knee injury as Langston intimidates, and Swagger checks on him.

In the meantime, Ricardo tries to hurt Langston with a couple of shots with Alberto’s water/towel buck, but they have absolutely no effect. He belly-to-belly suplexes Ricardo, but Alberto jumps in and gives him an enziguri.

Ziggler follows up with a dropkick, taking out Del Rio. Swagger chucks out Dolph, and Colter tries to get the pin, but A.J. stops the referee from counting to three by clutching his arm. Distracted by this, Colter gets rolled up from behind to give Rodriguez/Alberto the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Ricardo Rodriguez (with Alberto Del Rio)

Jerry “The King” Lawler, John “Bradshaw” Layfield and Michael Cole discuss the main event, which is Ryback and WWE Champion John Cena teaming up against The Shield. They also confirm that while Cena is injured, he is still ready to go and Cena has tweeted that he won’t miss Monday Night Raw. The WWE Champion will be out next to celebrate World Wish Day.

Commercials.

Segment #1: Video Promo

Footage of WWE Champion John Cena granting his latest wish to young fan, Nick Santillo, on the “Today Show” airs, then he and three Make-A-Wish kids come on out. The boys (Jacob Larson, Nick Santillo, and Logan Parks) stand on the stage with their elder guardians, along with the WWE Champion.

John Cena puts over the children and the Make-A-Wish Foundation. He gives them another honour, to make them WWE Superstars for a night. Josh’s nickname is “The Eliminator,” Nick is known as “Nick The Stitch,” and Logan goes by “Lightning Logan.” Cena asks the fans to help welcome them with cheers, which get louder and louder. Cena tells the kids to enjoy the show.

Up next, Randy Orton is in action.

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Match #2: Single – Cody Rhodes VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton

Elbow/collar tie-up to begin, and Orton takes Cody down with a couple of side-headlocks. They square off again, with Rhodes clamping on the side-headlock this time. Orton hits an elbow and the two lockup again. Rhodes backs Orton into the corner and kicks away, but Randy counters by throwing him over the ropes and dropkicking him, twice!

Orton takes control and stomps away, but gets pulled into the second turnbuckle by Cody. He now dominates with punches and stomps, but “The Viper” reverses a suplex into one of his own. Orton toys with him, and Rhodes gets a little offense, but gets clotheslined on the outside. Orton attempts an R.K.O. back in the ring, but Cody shoves him off and they glare at each other into a break.

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Back live, Orton attempts to re-enter the ring, but Rhodes takes him out with the Disaster Kick, knocking him to the outside. Cody rolls him back into the ring for a couple of quick cover attempts, then hammers away puts him down with an again.

He grapples Randy with a grounding rear chinlock, but Orton is gaining strength and standing again. He fights his way out, but Rhodes lands on his feet out of a backdrop attempt and puts him down with an uppercut. They go back-and-forth with blows, but Cody gets the upper hand with some stomps.

He ascends the turnbuckle, but Orton crotches him on the top rope and brings him down with a HUGE superplex! 1 – 2 – Rhodes kicks out!

Orton is “zoning up,” hitting clotheslines and the powerslam. He flips Cody over with a t-bone suplex, then plants him with the slingshot DDT. Orton fires himself and the crowd up (hot crowd too!), but Rhodes reverses another R.K.O. try into the CrossRhodes! 1 – 2 – NO, Orton gets the shoulder up!

Cody freaks out and makes a mistake with the Disaster Kick attempt, as Orton catches him mid-air with the R.K.O. for the hard-fought W!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Post (fantastic) match, Matt Striker interviews Orton about The Big Show knocking him out at Wrestlemania XXIX. Orton says it fuels him. “I’ve never been so focused. I’ve never been so ‘extreme.’” He then drops Rhodes with another sudden R.K.O.

Segment #2: Backstage Promo

Brie Bella is warming up when the other comes over and puts themselves and the new Divas reality show over. (which will premiere on E! in July). Brie will take on Naomi next.

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Match #3: Single – Brie Bella (with Nikki Bella) VS. Naomi (with Cameron)

Brie locks up with Naomi shoves her head-first to the mat. Naomi rebounds with a flipping clothesline and dropkick. She kicks Brie off the ropes and hangs her there, but Nikki switches with Brie. Naomi pulled her back in, however Nikki small-packages her to receive the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: Brie/Nikki Bella

Post-match, Naomi complains to the referee and he decides to reverse the decision, based on a dq!

Winner via Disqualification: Naomi (with Cameron)

The Bellas then assault Naomi and Cameron, then walk off proudly.

Up next, The Shield will be out to proclaim their “justice.”

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns enter through the crowd to the ring. Ambrose says they have fought injustice since they arrived. Rollins claims they have been serving their own “justice” since last November.

They go through the least, complete with photos, of those who have not being able to stop them. John Cena, Ryback, Sheamus, The Big Show, and even The Rock have all been victims. They say those men were all mortals, but now they have gone to the immortal, serving “justice” to The Undertaker from last Friday’s Smackdown. The video of their attack on “The Deadman” follows.

Rollins says they have still not forgotten about Ryback and WWE Champion John Cena, but before he can continue, “3.M.B.” interrupt. (Unfortunately, I thought they would be disbanded – no pun intended – after being dismantled by The Shield.)

In short, they want revenge, but “The Hounds Of Justice” prevail quickly until the pyro of Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” explodes on the stage! Kane and Daniel Bryan march to the ring, but Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns vacate. Instead, Kane and Bryan take out “3.M.B” (and hopefully for the last time!), then Bryan leads Columbus in a “yes, yes, yes” chant. The Shield retreats to the back as “Team Hell No” metaphorically stand tall in the ring.

Segment #3: Locker Room Promo

WWE Champion John Cena is getting taped up when Ryback walks in. Cena says he is “hurt,” not “injured,” but Ryback declares he cannot take that chance and walks off.

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Match #4: “Champion VS. Champion” Single – World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston) VS. United States Champion Kofi Kingston (Non-Title)

Kofi and Dolph lock up and trade holds to begin. Kingston brings Ziggler down with a Russian Legsweep and stiff kick, then covers for two after a springboard splash! Dolph breaks out of a wristlock and squeezes on a grounding side headlock. Dolph runs over Kingston with a shoulder block, but Kofi flies back with clotheslines. He goes to jump off the ropes, however the World Heavyweight Champion counters with a dropkick.

Commercials.

Back live, Ziggler has Kofi in a half-camel clutch, then clotheslines him hard in the corner. He pays homage to the late-great “Ravishing” Rick Rude by swing his crotch around and dropping Kofi with a neckbreaker. Ziggler tries to follow up with a splash and misses, but still is able to be aggressive with kicks and punches in the corner.

Kofi fights back with some of his own plus a dropkick and jumping forearm. He nails the boom drop legdrop, and encourages the fans to help him. He goes for the “Trouble In Paradise” spin-kick, but Dolph ducks and jumps on him with a high, fierce DDT. 1 – 2 – Kofi kicks out!

They slug it out, and Kofi catches Ziggler with the S.O.S. for another near-fall! Kofi manages to hit him with the Trouble kick, but A.J. puts her man’s foot on the ropes before the referee slaps the mat. Big E. tries to “wake up” Dolph, but Kofi dives off the ropes onto them both.

Kofi flies with a high crossbody for a close two-count! They both reverse roll-ups but neither get the fall. Kofi uses the ropes again to spring, but misses, allowing Dolph to hit the Zig-Zag for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler

Post-match, Big E. finishes Kingston off with his finisher to the pleasure of Dolph Ziggler.

Up next, a recap of the Brock Lesnar/Triple H rivalry.

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Segment #5: Backstage Promo

World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, A.J. and Big E. are walking through the hallways building themselves up, when they walk into Divas Champion Kaitlyn. They get into each other’s faces and Kaitlyn orders A.J. to come and get the title when she wants, if she can.

An assistant then brings a gift back, which A.J. assumes is for her, but it is actually for the Divas Champion. Kaitlyn opens the present, which is a real-ugly spiked hat. A card follows, with no name but admiring Katilyn nonetheless.

Segment #6: Video Footage

A montage of the feud between Triple H and Brock Lesnar is shown.

Segment #7: Office Promo

Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero and Assistant Brad Maddox are chatting when Ryback barges in. He informs them that he is not facing The Shield again in a handicap match, insinuating that a hurt John Cena will be a no-go. Vickie agrees, so she changes it to a 6-man-tag, The Shield facing Ryback and “Team Hell No.” Ryback says that he doesn’t trust either of them, so emphatically says “no,” and leaves.

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Match #6: “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) VS. “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

Swagger dominates most of the bout, despite Zack putting a little offence in with a dropkick. Jack lands on him with a couple of Swaggerbombs, and a gut-wrench powerbomb soon after. “The Real American” clamps on the “Patriot Lock” ankle lock and forces Ryder to tap-out.

Winner via Submission: “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Mark Henry is walking to the ring and the “World’s Strongest Man” is carrying a heavy rope.

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Segment #8: Video Promo

Matt Striker attempts to talk to Ryback, but he has dressed in street clothes and leaves the arena!

Segment #9: Arena Promo

Mark Henry is in the ring and introduces himself. He is out to prove that he is the strongest man in the world. He asked Vickie Guerrero for two opponents and she has obliged. His first – “Sweet T” Tensai.

They both grab the rope and proceed with a tug-of-war contest. Henry wins this easily, yanking him across the line on the mat. He does the same to “Sweet T’s” partner, “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay, but is disturbed by his rival, Sheamus.

The Irishman is impressed by Henry’s feat, and asks him to join for one more. Mark accepts and they set up. Of course, it is an even contest at first until Henry pulls Sheamus very close to the line. Sheamus pulls back, but lets go of the rope and Brogue Kicks the 400-pounder down.

Segment #10: Office Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” order Vickie and Brad to keep the match, as they still want to take on The Shield. They agree then Vickie whispers something into Maddox’s ear.

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Segment #11: Locker Room Promo

WWE Champion John Cena immediately dismisses Brad Maddox and makes him go tell Guerrero that he will fight tonight with “Team Hell No” against Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns.

Match #7: Single – Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) VS. Antonio Cesaro

It is even for the first bit, then Cesaro reverses a suplex into one of his own. Alberto hits him in the arm with an enziguri (nice aim!) He takes him down with a running hurricanrana, then hammers away on Antonio’s back with nine blows. As Ricardo drums up for 10, Del Rio drops him with the backstabber backbreaker.

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Back live, Antonio is dominating over Del Rio with a grounding reverse rear chinlock. He jumps and double-stomps Alberto, then brings him down with a gut-wrench suplex for two! He gears up and runs at Del Rio in the corner with an uppercut then returns to the grounding rear reverse chinlock.

Ricardo cheers on Del Rio, which helps as the “Mexican Aristocrat” gears up with clotheslines. He receives a very close-count with a German suplex, and dives off the top rope, but is nailed with an uppercut! 1 – 2 – kickout by Alberto Cesaro runs to Del Rio in the corner, but Alberto moves and Antonio smacks the ring post.

Del Rio nails a stiff kick for another close call! He tries the Cross Armbreaker submission, but Cesaro reverses into a roll-up, which Del Rio counters back into the hold and Cesaro has to give in!

Winner via Submission: Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post-match, Alberto signals “climbing” with his fingers and chooses a LADDER MATCH for the Triple-Threat World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Rules!

Fandango will go against The Great Khali in a “dance-off!”

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Segment #12: Arena Dance-Off

Jerry “The King” Lawler hosts this competition, first asking each what they thought of Chris Jericho’s appearance on Dancing With The Stars. Both more/less say they are better, and don’t prove it, but the fans do love The Great Khali’s moves with Natalya over Fandango’s with Summer Rae.

Post-dance, Fandango is upset at the result and literately takes it out on Khali, chopping him down then flying off the top rope with a legdrop! “It’s Fan-Dan-Go,” he declares and walks off with Summer.

Following a montage of Smackdown again, where The Shield took out The Undertaker, the main-event begins!

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Match #8: 6-Man-Tag-Team – WWE Champion John Cena and Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (“The Big Red Machine” Kane and Daniel Bryan) VS. The Shield (Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns) (Non-Title)

(Note: Cena and “Team Hell No” made their entrances prior to the break.) The Shield surround the ring as usual, and all six men brawl until it settles to Kane and Ambrose. “The Big Red Machine” dominates with kicks and a headbutt, but Ambrose slides out of a scoop slam and tags in Reigns.

Kane continues to control with uppercuts and right hands, plus a shoulder block. Roman manages to corner Kane and switch with Seth, who gets a boot-to-the-face. Kane hurls him in the face’s corner and just keeps hammering away. Kane tags in Cena and The Champ is good to go at first, then mistakenly uses his injured ankle for a kick, hurting him more.

Bryan is in now and goes at it against Ambrose. He kicks away too then switches with his champion partner. Kane holds Dean back in a surfboard submission, then tags in Daniel again.

Bryan pulls Ambrose back in another surfboard version and it opens up for Kane to dropkick him! Kane then dives off the top rope but Dean rolls through.

Commercials.

Back live, Ambrose has a surfboard on Daniel this time, then abuses him some more before tagging in Rollins. He clamps on a grounding armlock, but Bryan begins to fight back. He makes it to “The Shield’s” corner and punches away, but turns around into an enziguri to drop him. 1 – 2 – Daniel kicks out!

Cena is on the apron, begging to be tagged in. Reigns is in and locks on a grounding full nelson. Bryan battles out, but gets put down with a Samoan drop for two! Reigns hurries at Bryan, but the ropes are pulled down and he goes hurling over to the floor This gives ample time for Kane to tag in and he goes to town on both Ambrose and Rollins.

Kane climbs the ropes and flies with a clothesline to Ambrose! He chucks him to the floor, then tears apart the commentator’s table. Kane turns around into a DDT by Dean, but manages to crawl back in before the ten-count! Ambrose slaps Kane and taunts him, yelling “I beat your brother, now I’m gonna beat you.” Kane surprises him with a chokeslam, then makes the desperate hot tag to Cena

The WWE Champion is all over The Shield, with shoulder blocks and a spin-out backdrop on Roman, plus the “5-Knuckle Shuffle.” He catches Rollins out of a diving crossbody into the Attitude Adjustment, but his ankle buckles and Reigns takes advantage with a spear for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

Post-match, Ryback appears on stage and smirks at a hurt WWE Champion. The Shield exit and a medical technician attends to John as Ryback, closing the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Wow! I think this was a fantastic show! The best part(s) – the wrestling! Tonight was an abundance of matches and they were great ones too. Definitely A LOT of pluses for Raw in the analysis!

Excellence: Overall, the matches themselves. In particular, the suspense of Rhodes/Orton and Ziggler/Kingston – classics!. I liked the twist of having the managers/bodyguards in the Triple-Threat opener to determine a stipulation for the Extreme Rules match, even though it was basically just a comedy match. On the plus, I truly didn’t know who would win!

As I said with Swagger/Colter/Del Rio, this time it is The Shield that can do absolutely no wrong! I’m loving their promos and each individual has a different personality (especially Dean Ambrose, who reminds both my Dad and I of the late-great Brian Pillman with his facial expressions and raspy voice.) Their match in the main event was also superb. I believe they are on par with the “n.W.o.” and have the potential to be greater in some aspects (i.e. wrestling ability).

Liking the Henry/Sheamus feud and the display of “tug-of-war” was unique. Del Rio/Cesaro another good mat-based, rough bout. Same with Ryback and Cena. Liked the fact he didn’t say much and is being a “lone wolf,” playing mind games with Cena by leaving then coming back to gawk at his injury. That too will be interesting to find out in the next three weeks – is the WWE Champion hurt enough to not continue his title reign and give it to Ryback, or will he heal up and be able to solider on?

Lastly, the Make-A-Wish segment. That was really cool, and I felt especially proud since I am a man with a physical, life-threatening disability too. So it is really neat to see/read about big celebrities and organizations like WWE Champion John Cena and WWE giving back to help dreams of those who are in serious need/less fortunate. And to see Cena and the boys tonight sincerely enjoy it was truly awesome! Let’s hope they do more of these.

Bogus: The finish to the Bella Twins/Naomi match. That was just a dumb explanation. If everyone complained about the result and were able to change the decision based on that, this world would be a whole lot easier or messed up – depending on the situation! Fandango – I was really liking him, and still am. I think tonight’s segment though toned him down. Plus, where was Chris Jericho to continue the hot feud? Jerry Lawler ordering pizza – that was just lame and really a sad statement on society. As much as I loved the actual match of World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler and United States Champion Kofi Kingston, the idea of “Champion VS. Champion” was really bad in this case, because it hurt whoever lost, as they had just both won a major title and were gaining momentum. They could’ve easily faced someone else to win respectively and saved face. Still an incredible contest!

Again, this was a tremendous Raw, and everyone stepped up their game tonight – keep it up for next week! Until then, as always, be excellent Wrestling-Online readers and wrestling fans!

Is Triple H going to respond to Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman’s challenge for Extreme Rules? And, what lies in store for World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, knowing he will now defend his championship in triple-threat match against Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules?

All this and much more, I’m sure, so read on!

Monday Night Raw TV Report for April 22nd, 2013 – “Hardcore Encouragement”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Arena Promo

The usual video recalling recent events on Raw that I mentioned in my preview air, then it cuts to Paul Heyman in the ring right off the bat.

He puts over Brock Lesnar annihilating 3.M.B. and then laying the match out for Extreme Rules. Heyman shows the footage. Paul E. teases Triple H’s response to their challenge, and then announces that “The Game” is not here this evening.

“I, much like every member of the WWE Universe, have been let down by Triple H.” He then reads an email from “The Cerebral Assassin” verbatim: “Paul, I’ve never run from a fight in my life. But due to my current injuries, I will give you my answer next week.”

Heyman calls him a “gutless coward” for not appearing live, despite himself offering to shake his hand and admire HHH. However, as always, this must be a lie, because “Time To Play The Game” blares the speakers of the 02 Arena, and Triple H walks out to a stunned Heyman!

Paul tries to fake him out, but HHH declares that he did what Heyman does best – lied! HHH accepts the Steel Cage match at Extreme Rules, then drops Heyman with a Pedigree!

Later tonight, Chris Jericho will take on World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler! (Sweet!)

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – R-Truth VS. Antonio Cesaro

Prior to the contest, R-Truth raps his way to the ring while Cesaro “yodels” down the ramp. Clips of Antonio losing the United States Championship to Kofi Kingston is shown. An elbow/collar tie-up begins as Cesaro forces Truth into the corner and kicks away. He nails an uppercut and harsh clothesline. (Note: And the fun begins – the crowd starts chanting “ole, ole, ole, ole!”)

Truth battles out of a grounding rear chinlock and rolls up Antonio quickly, the soon after plants him with a front-suplex facebuster. 1 – 2 – kickout by Cesaro! Truth split-ducks another clothesline and hits the Jumping Flatliner for the quick victory!

Winner via Pinfall: R-Truth

Segment #2: Arrival

Outside, a helicopter is landing and it is revealed to be “The Shield.” Rollins, Ambrose, and Reigns enter a jeep-like vehicle and drive off, presumably to the arena.

Brodus Clay, Sweet T., Naomi, and Cameron dance on out and perform for the fans now.

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Match #2: Single – “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay (with Sweet T. and “The Funkadactyls” Naomi and Cameron) VS. “The Intellectual Saviour of the Masses” Damien Sandow (with “Team Rhodes Scholars” partner Cody Rhodes)

Damien tries to clasp a standing headlock on, but Brodus shoves him into the corner. Sandow reacts with a quick punch and kicks in the corner, but Clay comes back again with headbutts and a large scoop slam.

He runs at Sandow in the corner but is cut off with a double-boot. Damien manages to bring Brodus down with a reverse facebuster, then delivers repeated knees to his head. He drops the “Elbow of Distain” for a two-count, then clamps on a grounding rear chinlock. Brodus pushes him back into the corner and clubs away. He whips Sandow into the opposite corner and follows with a splash. Cody distracts Brodus, allowing Damien to roll him up from behind for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow (with “Team Rhodes Scholars” partner Cody Rhodes)

Michael Cole, John “Bradshaw” Layfield, and Jerry “The King” Lawler discuss Dolph Ziggler’s World Heavyweight Title win two weeks ago in New Jersey, complete with replays.

Segment #3: Backstage Promo

The World Heavyweight Champion and A.J. are ogling the World Title, when Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero and her assistant Brad Maddox interrupt. She announces (and laughs along with) that if Ziggler loses to Chris Jericho tonight, then the triple-threat match at Extreme Rules will turn into a Fatal-4-Way for the Heavyweight Championship!

Commercials.

Cole, Lawler, and Bradshaw talk about C.M. Punk’s promo and subsequent walk out, also with footage.

Segment #4: Video Promo

The Shield declares that while The Undertaker had been the “judge, jury, and executioner” of the WWE for the last 20 years, tonight Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns will stop him. “The Shield is the wall. We are the ‘judge, jury, and executioner.’ We make the rules, we hand out the sentences,” proclaims Dean Ambrose. “You, your brother, and your little buddy Daniel Bryan, at your expense, we make our greatest statement. We own the night!” threatens Rollins. “For the first time in his entire ghoulish existence, The Undertaker will know what justice tastes like,” says Ambrose. “Believe in ‘The Shield,’” finishes off Reigns.

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Match #3: Chris Jericho VS. World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

(Note: Jericho made his entrance before the break) Lockup to begin the bout and Jericho takes Ziggler down with an armdrag. They measure up again and Jericho attempts a quick roll up. Side headlock takedown again by “Y2J,” but Dolph fights out and pushes down with a wristlock.

Jericho reverses that back into another headlock takedown, but Ziggler counters with a leg scissors, which Jericho uses the ropes to get out of and front dropkick him!

Off the ropes, Jericho comes with a shoulder block, but misses a clothesline as Ziggler goes to the outside and kisses A.J. for a break. Jericho takes advantage, nailing him with a baseball slide dropkick!

Commercials.

Back live, the World Heavyweight Champion is now in control with a neckbreaker for two! He jumps on Jericho with a high elbow drop for another two-count, and dives out of the way as Jericho ran at him in the corner. Jericho flips over the ropes and settles on the floor mats.

Ziggler rolls him in and covers for a near fall! Dolph “shows off” a bit then stiff-kicks him i
in the head. Jericho reverses another neckbreaker attempt into a backslide for two, but gets taken down with another clothesline. Dolph clutches a half-camel clutch, which “Y2J” hammers out of, but gets caught in the sleeper. Jericho is still standing and reverses with backdrop.

Chris gains some momentum after a missed splash by Ziggler. He hits a couple shoulder blocks, then flies off the ropes with a one-arm axe-handle! “The Ayatollah Of Rock N’ Rollah” attempts the Walls Of Jericho, but Ziggler flips him around, only to get an enziguri instead! 1 – 2 – Dolph kicks out!

Jericho nails a boot and the running bulldog, but gets a right hand courtesy of Big E. as he went for the Lionsault. Ziggler takes control again, hammering him into the corner. He trips up Jericho into a pinning combination, but still only receives two! Dolph clamps on the sleeper again and this time, Jericho drops to his knees.

He rises again though, and drops backward to break the submission. Ziggler ducks a clothesline and brings “Y2J” down with a Jumping DDT! 1 – 2 – Jericho kicks out!

(Note: As both men are down, a “wave” begins through the fans). Jericho plays to the crowd, but gets knees-to-the-gut from Dolph after another attempted Lionsault. Dolph takes advantage with the Fameasser, but still only gets a near fall! They trade counters back and forth, and Jericho eventually superplexes Dolph off the top rope! 1 – 2 – Ziggler kicks out! Codebreaker out of nowhere! 1 – 2 – Ziggler places his foot on the ropes!

A.J. distracts referee Mike Chioda again, but Jericho counters Langston’s second interference with a springboard dropkick. He grapples Ziggler into the Walls Of Jericho, but Fandango’s music and video play (much to the pleasure of the fans), and Ziggler capitalizes, crawling to the ropes. Dolph kicks Jericho in the knee and drives him down with the Zig-Zag for the long-earned triumph!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.)

After replays of Ryback leaving WWE Champion John Cena to receive a beat down from “The Shield,” it is announced that Cena and Ryback will face off for the title at Extreme Rules.

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews interviews Mick Foley, new WWE Hall Of Famer. He questions Foley on the differences between “The Attitude Era” and today’s WWE. Mick says that while most of the names have changed, the nature has not. (I disagree)

He says that is the same with Ryback and Cena. “It is not in man’s nature to look in the mirror and blame himself for his own shortcomings.” He says that “there will be no time for excuses in four weeks, when John Cena faces Ryback on my favourite night of the year, Extreme Rules!”

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Match #4: Single – Cody Rhodes (with “Team Rhodes Scholars” partner “The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow) VS. Sweet T. (with “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay and “The Funkadactyls” Naomi and Cameron)

Cody tries a standing side headlock but gets whipped into the ropes by Sweet T. Rhodes ducks a quick punch and delivers one of his own. He tries again, but gets a jab this time, then picked up upside down via a butterfly suplex from T.

Rhodes comes back with a couple of kicks and neckbreaker for two, then clamps on a grounding facelock. He pounds away, then hits the Disaster Kick for a close two! Rhodes angrily stomps and goes back to the grounding facelock. Sweet moves out of the corner and Cody runs into the post. T. begins to dominate and brings him out of the corner with a monkey flip! He follows up with a Sandman-like rolling senton!

Damien hops on the apron, but Brodus cuts him off, and Sweet T. double-chokeslams Cody, then drops on him with another senton for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: VS. Sweet T. (with “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay and “The Funkadactyls” Naomi and Cameron)

Post-match, all the faces dance to please the crowd.

Segment #6: Locker Room Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” talk about tonight’s six-man tag-team bout. Daniel is worried about The Undertaker not showing up, and wants to go over their match. He even gives Kane diagrams! “The Big Red Machine” warns him that this won’t be a good idea and “The Phenom” will not take kindly to being bossed around. Suddenly, they both go flying and three pairs of black pants and boots appear on camera and walk off, presumably being The Shield.

Commercials.

Segment #7: Video Recap

Cole, Lawler, and Bradshaw use footage to replay what happened on Smackdown between Sheamus, Randy Orton, Mark Henry, and The Big Show. (You can read that fine report on this fine website!)

Segment #8: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews questions Ryback on his intentions regarding WWE Champion John Cena. “How does it feel John? Overwhelmed, helpless, maybe even violated?” states Ryback. The “new man-beast” says that Mick Foley may have been right about his comments earlier, but instead of looking into a mirror of shortcomings, Ryback will be looking into a mirror of the WWE Champion. He challenges Foley to face him in the ring to discuss this further. “Ryback rules!” he declares and walks off.

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Match #5: Single – Big E. Langston VS. “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

(Note: Big E. made his entrance prior to the break.) In short, Langston dominated and hit “The Big Ending” shoulder facebuster for the W!

Winner via Pinfall: Big E. Langston

Up next, the 6-Man Tag-Team!

Commercials.

Match #6: 6-Man Tag-Team – The Undertaker and Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Daniel Bryan and Kane) VS. The Shield (Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose) (Non-Title)

Undertaker is the only one in the ring when The Shield arrive and begin to attack “The Deadman.” Kane’s pyro suddenly blows and “Team Hell No” run out to make the save.

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Back live, the bout is on! Daniel and Ambrose begin, with a vicious Bryan delivering kicks and knees to Dean. He drags him to his corner with a surfboard stretch, then stags in Kane who delivers a legdrop. Kane holds Ambrose in a wristlock then tags in his “brother.” The Undertaker comes in to a huge pop and chant, then goes to work on Ambrose. He ascends the turnbuckle for “old school” but is cut off by Dean. He tries again and this time is good to go! 1 – 2 – Dean kicks out!

Kane is back in, and wrestles with Reigns. He gets stomped away in the corner and dropkicked by Bryan. He trades for Kane again, who runs with an elbow drop and clutches a grounding rear chinlock. Reigns ducks a clothesline and fires back with a jumping forearm. Rollins is in, and “The Shield” take control with all three members. The Undertaker is itching to get back in.

However, it is Bryan that gets the switch after Kane counters with a backdrop and uppercuts a diving Rollins. Bryan is fired up with repeated kicks and a running forearm. He kicks away again and covers for a near fall!

Bryan hurls Seth over the top and follows through with a suicide dive to the floor! He takes it back into the ring and off the top rope with a front dropkick, but misses the subsequent running front dropkick!

Commercials.

Reigns is back in, as we are live again, and Roman takes control back for “The Shield.” The dangerous trio dominate, with Bryan getting wrapped in a deathlock submission, then hit with a diving legdrop by Roman Reigns. Bryan musters the energy to move from a corner splash, then crawls and jumps his way to slap hands with ‘Taker.

The Undertaker unloads on all three members, and takes Dean down with snake eyes, the big boot, and a legdrop. 1 – 2 – Ambrose kicks out! He goes to Chokeslam both Rollins and Dean, but Reigns runs in with a spear! 1 – 2 – Undertaker kicks out, to Roman’s great shock!

‘Taker switches back to Kane, who drops Seth with a sidewalk slam, then flies off the top rope with a clothesline. Kane signals for the Chokeslam, but Rollins hops out and nails an almost-Pele Kick!

He tags in Ambrose, who jumps off the top rope but lands in the Chokeslam from Kane. Bryan is tagged in and goes for the flying headbutt, but Reigns cuts him off. The Undertaker and Kane brawl with Reigns and Rollins on the outside, and Dean moves out of the way of the diving headbutt by Bryan. He locks Daniel into a pin for the 1, 2, and 3!

Winners via Pinfall: The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

Post-mach, The Shield quickly high-tail it through the crowd as a frustrated ‘Taker, Kane, and Bryan look on.

Later tonight, Mick Foley has confirmed he will confront Ryback.

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Segment #9: Locker Room Promo

Mick Foley is in a locker room, alongside WWE Champion John Cena. Foley already knows what Cena is going to do – convince him NOT to go out there and face off against Ryback. This is correct, but Mick declines the concerns and asks Cena to respect his decision. Cena does, but gives “The Hardcore Legend” a little backup – a steel chair!

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – Fandango (with Dancer) VS. William Regal

(Note: Fandango and Dancer made their entrance prior to the break). Fandango taunts Regal with some dancing to begin, then William mimics him right back. Regal takes it to Fandango with a hard left hand and backdrop. He flips Fandango over the ropes, but the flamboyant one comes back with a kick to the gut and begins to take control. Regal punches back again, until he gets a kick in the head and sweeping flatliner for the loss.

Winner via Pinfall: Fandango

Post-match, after pronouncing his own name, Fandango saunters up the ramp, but is surprisingly attacked by Chris Jericho, who chucks him off the stage. Jericho offers his hand to the Dancer and the two dance, much to Fandango’s dismay.

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Match #8: Battle Royal for the #1 Contender’s Spot to the Divas Championship – A.J. VS. Aksana VS. Naomi VS. Tamina Snuka VS. Layla

In short, A.J. is knocked out with a superkick from Tamina after she jumped on Snuka and tried to kiss her. Aksana and Naomi are eliminated and it is left to Layla, an out-cold A.J., and Tamina. Layla front-dropkicks Tamina through the ropes and goes to pick up a dead-weighted A.J. She suddenly “wakes up” and A.J. forcefully kicks out Layla to become the #1 Contender.

Winner via Elimination: A.J.

Up next, Mick Foley will have a “chat” with Ryback!

Commercials.

Segment #10: Arena Promo

After being introduced as the first inductee of the 2013 Hall Of Fame class, Mick Foley takes the microphone and says he did not come with the intention of a confrontation, but he did anyway. He calls out Ryback to have the face-to-face talk.

Immediately, Ryback answers and asks how the chair Mick is holding thanks to WWE Champion John Cena help him out. Mick said he should’ve actually been offended at being given the chair, since he’s “The Hardcore Legend.” “No matter how bad the pain, whether it was a tooth stuck up my nose, or an ear being ripped off the side of my skull, I found a way to get back up.”

While is day has come an gone, Mick says he will still go down, even though he may not get back up. Mick airs the footage of Ryback leaving Cena to be assaulted by “The Shield.” Ryback says that he loved what happened last week. Foley asks him what happened to the guy that showed no fear and took the WWE “by storm.” Ryback warns Mick that he “better be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it.”

Foley gets intense. He says that throughout his career he did the best he could, no matter how many times he went down, and still became WWE Champion with “heart and guts and pride.” He questions if Ryback wants win WWE Championship just by standing back and letting Cena get bombarded. He tells Ryback that he needs to “wake up.”

Ryback cuts him off and orders him to “shut up!” He tears apart Foley, insinuating that all he does is relive his “glory days” and “sell some more DVDs.” Ryback says that “this is a results-oriented business and I get what I want. I wanted to send a message to ‘Super Cena’ and I sent it. I wanted a WWE Title match. Guess what Mick? I got it! I want to be WWE Champion, and at Extreme Rules, I will be.”

He berates Foley for lecturing him on how to “be a man,” while he holds a weapon. “So I’m going to ask you one more time, you fat, pathetic, lazy, bastard. How does John Cena giving you that steel chair help you standing in the ring with Ryback?” Mick asks Ryback to tell him, then gets in position with the chair.

Ryback orders him to look into his eyes and Foley gets right up in them. Ryback grabs and hurls the chair to the floor and before they can get into it, Cena runs out and gets in between. Foley exits the ring and Cena is ready to go against Ryback.

They’re back! “The Shield” return through the crowd, but Cena steps onto the apron, then walks off this time. Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns envelope the squared circle and quickly decide to pound away.

Cena runs in though and makes the save with the steel chair! He puts The Shield back through the fans and stares down Ryback in the ring. He drops the foreign object and gives Ryback an Attitude Adjustment when Ryback took his eye off him. Cena poses then walks to the back. Ryback is back up and smiles at Cena in the ring as the WWE Champion salutes from the ramp to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Overall, this was another great show. Feuds were continued nicely and the show flowed pretty smooth. Nothing really lagged, even though there were matches that could’ve done without. And as always, any show from outside the U.S. is usually pretty darn good. Onto the analysis:

Excellence: Paul Heyman – being able to turn a flat opening segment into one of intrigue. He put the “umph” back into the promo, as it really, just began without any hype beforehand! Also, I actually was surprised that Triple H showed up – I must admit, I thought really would wait until next week. Nice twist.

Love the entrance of The Shield in the helicopter and jeep. Another way it shows how they are “outsiders” (pardon the pun/past reference!). Their video promo was superb too, declaring “war” on the one man who no one has stopped – The Undertaker. I am really liking this feud and I hope it continues for a long while. The 6-man match was great too and glad “The Shield” won.

Fantastic match between World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho. Plus, love the fact that Ziggler got the win for two reasons. 1 – legitimate victory now as World Champion. 2. a nice twist than the predictable, as when Jericho was announced as having to win the match to be in the Fatal-4-Way, that is usually an automatic. Also, still loving the feud and antics between Jericho and Fandango. Fandango also had a nice match with William Regal, even though it was short.

Very predictable, but glad A.J. won the #1 Contender slot for the Divas title – now they need to make her win (which is probably in the cards)and have her and Dolph as the “power couple.”

Awesome promo, as always, with Mick Foley. Great way to enhance the heel side of Ryback, and he too stepped up his oratory skills tonight, both on his own earlier with Josh Matthews and at the end with Foley. I am a little confused as to why “The Shield’ is attacking both Cena and Ryback, since right now they are involved with The Undertaker/Kane/Bryan, but at least they’re using that side distraction well as fuel for Cena/Ryback. Another feud I hope lasts more than one showdown.

Once again, the fans. They really put some excitement into the entire show, especially with Fandango and Mick Foley/Ryback – helped truly make him more of a bad guy!

Bogus: The opening – just nothing there, no video, pyro, hype, whatever. Immediately cut to Paul Heyman in the ring. R-Truth/Cesaro and Big E. Langston/Ryder were write-offs. Furthermore, Langston should’ve NOT followed Ziggler in match sequence, because Ziggler is the CHAMPION! Don’t care about the “Tons Of Funk” and “Team Rhodes Scholars” feud – Rhodes and Sandow are above this and should be next in line for the Tag-Team Championships. Where was Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett – especially in his home country?

After tonight, still looking forward to the buildup for Extreme Rules and next week’s Raw. That is a good thing, so keep it up! Until next week, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Monday Night Raw Report for April 15th, 2013

Introduction Segment: Recap/Preview and Welcoming

A montage of last week’s epic ending to Raw with Ryback and WWE Champion John Cena, as well as C.M. Punk’s return tonight following his WrestleMania XXIX lost to The Undertaker is aired, with speculation of what will go down.

We go right to the arena, with Michael Cole welcoming us to South Carolina. (Ok, I’m surprised and disappointed they did not open with any comments or tribute about the incident in Boston today. Usually, WWE is on top and pay respects nicely, but nothing so far…)

Match #1: 2-On-1 – “The Viper” Randy Orton and “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus VS. The Big Show

Sheamus and Show lock up to begin the bout, and Show shoves Sheamus into the corner. The Irishman fires right back with fists, but Show takes him down with a sidewalk slam. Sheamus batters Show on the ring apron with a couple shoulders and hammering blows, then flies at him with a shoulder-tackle off the top rope! 1 – 2 – Show kicks out! Sheamus goes for the Brogue Kick, but Big catches him and chucks Sheamus over the ropes.

Sheamus makes it in the ring before the ten count, but Show takes control, slapping him numerous times against the ropes. He drops him with the Final Cut, but Orton breaks up the cover before three! Show drops Sheamus with another sidewalk slam, then slowly ascends the turnbuckle from the inside. Sheamus cuts him off and impressively lifts him up on his shoulders and falls back! Sheamus crawls over and tags in Randy!

Orton comes in with huge momentum, dropkicking Show and then planting him with the slingshot DDT! He zones in, but gets shoved off the R.K.O. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Show, allowing Orton to hit the R.K.O. for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton and “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus

Up next, 3.M.B. will discuss their confrontation with “The Shield” from Friday’s Smackdown! (Read that report on this fine website!)

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, and Jinder Mahal all want an apology from Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns. They don’t get “The Shield,” but instead the return of Brock Lesnar! He comes out and destroys 3.M.B. Lesnar F-5′s Slater twice on to the barricade, then Paul Heyman runs out and gets in the ring with his client.

Heyman reminds us that his client is ready for a fight, and he wants it against Triple H! He says that HHH is the only person in WWE history to knock out Brock Lesnar, and for that, Heyman puts over Triple H as a “warrior” and “man.” However, Lesnar does not feel the same way. The score between the two is 1 and 1, so they want a tie breaker. They challenge “The Game” to a steel cage match at Extreme Rules, on May 19th, then walk off.

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Match #2: Single for the United States Championship – Kofi Kingston (Challenger) VS. Antonio Cesaro (Champion)

Kofi immediately rolls up Cesaro for a quick count try but to no avail. He counters a hip toss into a backslide for another two, however misses a splash in the corner, which allows Antonio to whip him and clothesline him. Cesaro throws him down with a gutwrench suplex, then clamps on a grounding rear chinlock.

Kofi ducks a clothesline and hits a chop then jumping forearm. He nails the boom drop legdrop and measures the U.S. Champ for the Trouble In Paradise Kick. Cesaro counters with an uppercut for two.

Commercials.

Back live, Cesaro is pushing against Kofi’s face with his boot in the corner. Antonio gently and mockingly kicks away at Kofi, and runs at him with an uppercut in the corner. Kofi reverses a move into the S.O.S. pin combo for two,, before Cesaro grabs the ropes for a break. Kingston manages to nail the Trouble In Paradise spin kick but Cesaro rolls out of the ring. Kofi puts him back in but only gets a two count because of the delay.

Kofi flies off the top rope with a crossbody, but Cesaro catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! 1 – 2 – Kingston kicks out! Kofi sunset flips Cesaro for two, but eventually rolls Antonio into a standing position, then dropping him with the Trouble In Paradise spin kick again, this time for the hard-fought victory!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW United States Champion: Kofi Kingston

Post-match, Kofi says that he has brought the U.S. Title home!

Later tonight, Ryback will explain his actions from taking out WWE Champion John Cena last week

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Segment #3: Raw Recap

The entire magnificent match and moment of Dolph Ziggler winning the World Heavyweight Championship last week on Raw is replayed.

Up next, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion will be out with Big E. and A.J. to talk.

Commercials.

Segment #4: Arena Promo

World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, Big E. Langston, and A.J. walk to the squared circle. The Champ has a new vest with the words “Show Stolen” on the back, then tells us that his World Title win is the single greatest moment of Monday Night Raw.

“And it was all because of me, because of me.” Dolph puts himself over as the most charismatic, athletic, and flamboyant champion ever. “I do it better than everybody else! I am just too good. Some of you may boo and that’s fine. I don’t care. Listen to me as loud as you possible can, I DON’T CARE!”

Ziggler informs us that “showing off” is what you do when you are better than everyone else. “And I back it up every single night!” He claims that no one will ever be as good as him or take the title, but the former champion may have something to say about that.

Alberto Del Rio, with Ricardo Rodriguez, limps out and meets the trio in the ring. He demands his rematch right now! Dolph tries to deny him, but gets interrupted by the Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero. She conquers, and declares this match official!

Match #4: Single for the World Heavyweight Championship – Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Challenger) VS. Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) (Champion)

Prior to the bout, the “Real American” Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter interject, saying that neither deserve to be a champion or challenger, as Jack Swagger should be after taking out Del Rio last week. Alberto quickly attacks Swagger instead, but the “Real American” clutches on the “Patriot” Ankle Lock and demolishes Del Rio’s ankle. Ziggler just stands in the ring with Langston and A.J.

Winner: No Contest due to Interference

Up next, Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No!”

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Match #5: Tag-Team – “The Primetime Players” (Darren Young and Titus O’Neil) VS. Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) (Non-Title)

Bryan and O’Neil start off, with Bryan kicking away at Titus. Young is quickly brought in and takes control with a clothesline for two. Daniel fights out of grounding rear chinlock and jumps for Kane’s hand to get the tag. He is all over Darren, flying off the top rope with a clothesline.

Kane chokeslams Young and Bryan follows it with a diving headbutt from the top to get the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Next, Ryback will attempt to explain himself.

Commercials.

Segment #5: Video Promo

Ryback is breathing heavily, then talks about WrestleMania. He says that it was John Cena’s greatest night, beating The Rock and winning the WWE Championship. This is in contrast to Ryback, who had the worst night of his life when he lost to “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry.

Ryback said there were only two ways to go: him up and Cena down. He goes through how Cena built up Ryback, then left him to be attacked by “The Shield,” both in November 2012 and January of this year, respectively. Footage is also shown of Cena not saving the pin on Ryback at Elimination Chamber against the trio.

Ryback says that Cena was only focused on the “golden prize,” and tried to keep him in his shadow. However, Ryback has come out of the shadow now and become “the biggest threat to your WWE Title reign, ever. Ryback rules!”

Ads.

Match #6: Single – R-Truth VS. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett (Non-Title)

They lock up and Wade punches and knees his way out to start. Truth hangs on to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, then hits a jumping calf kick. After some domination by Barrett, Truth counters a “Winds Of Change” slam into a crucifix pin for two! He fires up with clotheslines and a suplex flapjack faceplant. Barrett moves from a scissors kick but gets a surprise jumping flatliner for the quick W by Truth!

Winner via Pinfall: R-Truth

Segment #6: Office Promo

Managers Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero are discussing Alberto Del Rio’s serious injury, preventing him from challenging Ziggler for the World Title. Smackdown Assistant Teddy Long walks in and provides a replacement: Jack Swagger. The managers agree and Maddox goes to inform Booker T.

Later tonight, the sensational Fandango!

Commercials.

Match #7: Tag-Team – The Great Khali and Santino Marella (with Hornswaggle and Natalya) VS. “Team Rhodes Scholars” (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow)

In short, “Team Rhodes Scholars” take this bout with a roll up from Sandow. (Sorry, I really didn’t care about this match and “Rhodes Scholars” are way above these guys!)

Winners via Pinfall: “Team Rhodes Scholars” (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes)

Up next, Fandango!

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Segment #7: Arena Promo

Jerry “The King” Lawler introduces the newest dance craze, “Fandagoing!” He shows clips of fans and groups alike around the world performing the moves. He then brings out the man himself, and Fandango asks the crowd who wants to go “Fandangoing” with him.

He also inquires the fans to pronounce his name the right way. He leads the crowd in the proper pronunciation. He is not happy with the result though, and tells the fans they can go “Fandango” themselves.

Segment #8: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker interviews WWE Champion John Cena regarding Ryback’s comments. Cena challenges him to a face-to-face confrontation.

Commercials.

Match #8: Single – “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) VS. World Heavyweight Champion “The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) (Non-Title)

Swagger and Colter made their entrance prior toe the commercials. Live, they measure each other out and as Ziggler grabs Jack’s ankle, he is shoved into the corner by Swagger. Dolph slaps Swagger and runs around the ring to gain an advantage by hammering away on him, but Swagger takes quick control.

He levels Dolph with a clothesline, but gets nailed with an elbow himself after whipping Ziggler into the corner. Dolph brings Jack down with a neckbreaker, but almost gets caught in the Ankle Lock. He jawbreaks Swagger on the ropes, but Jack returns the favour and places Dolph crotch-first on the top rope.

Ads.

Back live, Dolph moves out of the way from Swagger’s running shoulder-tackle into the ring post. Dolph small packages Swagger for two, then almost gets pinned himself following a belly-to-belly suplex! Swagger knees Dolph in the stomach, but gets met by two boots from Ziggler out of the corner splash.

Dolph fights back with a high dropkick and high jumping DDT. 1 – 2 – Swagger kicks out! He tries for a Fameasser but ends up getting flapjacked across the ropes and rolled up for the sudden 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Post-match, Alberto Del Rio returns and assaults Swagger on the stage. He kicks him off the ramp and locks in the Cross Armbreaker submission against the steel structure, until referees break them up. He and Ricardo also point at World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, who is back up and standing with Big E. and A.J. in the ring.

Commercials.

Segment #9: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker attempts to interview Sheamus, but before he gets a sentence out, Mark Henry spears Sheamus through the interview set. Referees check on Sheamus and tell the “world’s Strongest Man” to back off.

Segment #10: Arena Promo

C.M. Punk and Paul Heyman walk to the squared circle amid chants of his name. Punk says that during his 434-day WWE Championship reign, “I couldn’t enjoy the ride because I was always looking around the corner at what was next. The WWE Championship meant the world to me, it everything I dedicated my life to attaining. But I wanted that next challenge.”

The “Straight-Edge Superstar” talks about wanting more, from battling “the most electrifying man in sports entertainment” The Rock. He then looked at “the one thing that could possibly be bigger than the championship” – the streak, beating The Undertaker at WrestleMania. Punk declares that he pushed The Undertaker to the limit, and pauses. The fans cheer “respect,” “Undertaker,” and “C.M. Punk.”

Punk hugs Heyman and walks off, looking unsure. He walks to the side of the Raw set instead of through the main entrance on the stage.

Ads.

Segment #11: Backstage Promo

Smackdown General Manager Booker T. is reprimanding Teddy Long for his earlier decisions. Booker then books (no pun intended) a World Heavyweight Championship Triple-Threat match, with Dolph Ziggler defending against Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger.

Match #9: Single – Nikki Bella (with Brie Bella) VS. Divas Champion Kaitlyn (Non-Title)

Kaitlyn shoves Nikki down to the mat and then out of the ring. The Twins chat up, as Kaitlyn delivers a double-baseball slide to both. Back in the ring, Nikki uses the ropes to lock on a Camel Clutch. Nikki then stands on Kaitlyn’ hair and pulls her arms up and pulls back on her chin.

Kaitlyn battles back and drops Nikki with the fireman’s carry knee-to-the-gut. Before she can cover, the Twins pull of a little “magic” and switch around. Nikki/Brie yanks Kaitlyn onto the middle rope and covers her for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Nikki/Brie Bella

Up next, Ryback!

Commercials.

Segment #12: Arena Promo

WWE Champion John Cena arrives to the ring and holds out the microphone to enlist the cheers and boos. He wastes no more time in calling out Ryback. The man walks out (to absolutely no reaction, meaning they fed in silent noise for TV!) Now the fans are chanting “feed me more.”

Cena says that Ryback is 290 pounds that has hurt everything in his sight and he should be shaking in his “khakis.” (Note: a shot backstage of Seth Rollins bending over quickly came up, which was obviously a huge mistake!)

Cena reminds Ryback that he had the chance to face him up front last week, when John called anyone out to challenge him for the WWE Title. Cena puts himself over as someone not to be messed with, and that he doesn’t like the way Ryback did it last week. Cena says that Ryback lacks the two things to be champion: “a space between your ears and a piece between your legs!”

He then orders Ryback to make a move and earn a championship. The two stare intensely, then Ryback walks off. Before he gets to the ramp, “The Shield” appears in the aisle way and make their way down. The trio slowly surround the ring, looking at both Ryback and Cena. John instigates the brawl and is taken apart three to one. Ryback just stands in the aisle and glares. He then walks off to the top of the stage.

Ambrose, Reigns, and Rollins give the WWE Champion the triple-powerbomb and stand in the ring over a downed Cena to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

This was a great show to follow up to an amazing last week (one which will not be topped for a long time!) There was some continuity in storylines and a couple good matches too! Onto the analysis:

Excellence: The clean win for Randy Orton and Sheamus. I hope this is now the end of that storyline with The Big Show and all three can move on in their separate ways. Lesnar dismantling “3.M.B.” With them getting decimated two shows in a row, hopefully they will break up too. They are an epic fail for their angle. Also, of course, the promo by Heyman to challenge HHH to a third match. Was well done, as he put over both Lesnar and Triple H to build them more for the Steel Cage match.

The U.S. Championship bout flowed nicely and, as soon as they showed the clip of Kofi beating Cesaro in a non-title match, I knew that he was going to win the championship tonight. We shall see where is reign goes – hopefully stronger than Antonio’s. (good length, but no meaning behind it.) World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler’s promo – awesome! Enough said. Same for Ryback’s promo – well-told and actually made sense as to why he’d be ticked off at Cena! Fandango – really won over everyone last week, but is great at playing the arrogance role too. I liked C.M. Punk’s promo and it really leaves me wondering (for at least a week) what is happening with him, and will he return as a face or heel? What challenge is now big enough for Punk to accomplish?

Bogus: While a great match with World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger, do not like the fact that Ziggler lost in his second match as champion. I would’ve liked Alberto to cost Jack that bout, instead of a decisive win. I thought that the loss hurt Dolph a bit, especially since it ended up being a triple threat for down the road anyway. This was definitely senseless. Do not care/one-off file – “Primetime Players”/”Team Hell No” match, “Team Rhodes Scholars” VS. Great Khali and Santino Marella, and the Divas match. Again, Wade Barrett wins back the I.C. Title but loses a non-title bout to R-Truth. Unless this leads to a feud, I saw it as pointless and hurting Barrett/the Intercontinental Championship.

On the most serious side, again due to the tragedy in Boston yesterday (it is Tuesday when I completed this report), I did not give a preview or title for Raw out of respect. I felt ok reviewing the show, because there was nothing that was “crossing the line” this week and it was pretty average/safe.

However, as mentioned earlier, I am definitely surprised that WWE did not pay respects with a moment of silents or bell salute, like they usually do in circumstances like these. In all honestly, while I am disappointed they didn’t, they have their reasons and I will leave it at that.

To conclude, I reiterate my thoughts, condolences, and prayers to all affected by the incident yesterday and may God take care of them all.

Respectfully,

Moe Tapp.

Monday Night Raw Report for April 8th, 2013 – “One Wild and Crazy Night, and It’s About Damn Time!”

Introduction Segment: Welcoming and Recap

Michael Cole, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and John “Bradshaw” Layfield” bring us to the IZOD Center in New Jersey, where picture stills are used to recall WrestleMania XXIX and in particular, the main event between John Cena and The Rock for the WWE Championship. The winner? John Cena! (Dang!)

The NEW WWE Champion is all smiles as he embraces the (mostly) hateful jeers from the Jersey boys and girls. He plays it up, saying that it should be every superstar’s dream to be in the main event and win at WrestleMania – to enjoy all the “cheers.” (loud boos ring out). Cena riles up the fans, mocking a “championship dance.” He declares “the champ is here!”

Cena immediately puts the WWE Title up for challengers, saying that he is ready to fight tonight, and he doesn’t care who it is. The man who answers the call – “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry.

Henry asks the champ what’s up, then informs him that trouble has found him. (The crowd chants “Sexual Chocolate,” referring to Henry’s former moniker.) Cena pokes fun at that. Mark tells us that he destroyed Ryback last night, and tonight he wants some more. Cena accepts, however a General Manager interrupts.

New Hall-Of-Famer Booker T. rejects the bout, saying that Cena can’t be the one to book the matches. He reminds Cena that The Rock is still the #1 Contender to the WWE Championship, since it is automatic in the rematch clause. The Rock, though, is not in attendance tonight due to an injury (the crowd chants “bullshit”) and Booker T. does make a non-title contest between Henry and Cena, and if “The World’s Strongest Man” wins, he gets a title shot at Cena.

Also tonight, The Undertaker, who is now at 21 – 0 (yay!), will make an appearance. As well, STILL World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (okay – woulda been better for Swagger to win, but let’s see where this goes), will face Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter in a 2 on 1 match. And, the in-ring Raw debut of Big E. Langston (minus the Tag Titles for him and Dolph, it appears)

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan (with Tag-Team Champion and “Team Hell No” partner Kane) VS. Big E. Langston (with “The Show Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler and A.J.) (Non-Title)

Bryan hits a mid-dropkick right away and kicks in the corner, but Langston comes back with a powerful one-arm slam, then runs his shoulder into Daniel’s stomach. He tosses Bryan high with a back body drop, but Daniel soon counters into a sunset flip and more kicks. As he climbs the turnbuckle, A.J. distracts the referee, which allows Dolph to crotch him against the post. Big E. hurls Bryan over the ropes on to Kane. Inside the ring, Langston picks Bryan up and drops him with his finisher, “The Big Ending” for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Big E. Langston (with “The Show Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler and A.J.)

Segment #2: Arena Promo

Kurt Warner, N.F.L. Superbowl-winning Quarterback, plugs his new show about giving everyday Americans second chances to live their dreams.

Up next, NEW Intercontinental Champion The Miz will defend his title against the man who he defeated last night, Wade Barrett.

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Match #2: Single for the Intercontinental Championship – Wade Barrett (Challenger) VS. The Miz (Champion)

Barrett kicks away at Miz in the corner to start off, but Miz leaps over and brings Wade down with a clothesline. Suplex by Miz for a one-count, then he clamps on a grounding rear chinlock. (Note, the fans are chanting “let’s go Barrett!”) Wade tosses Miz to the apron, but the I.C. Champ slides under for a two-count in a sunset flip! Barrett counters a wristlock with a stiff punch, then drops a big elbow. 1 – 2 – Miz kicks out! Miz flips out of a rear chinlock and throws Barrett out of the ring. He runs with a front-dropkick through the ropes, and dives off the top. He misses a second jump and Wade takes control with a neckbreaker through the ropes, onto the ring apron!

Commercials.

Back live, both are in the ring and Barrett spins Miz around with the “Winds Of Change” slam. 1 – 2 – Miz kicks out! Wade takes it back to the outside, running off the apron with an elbow to a down Miz! Miz counters a rear chinlock with a spinning back drop, then slugs away at Wade against the ropes. He goes for the neckbreaker, but the spot was blown and Wade slipped down.

Miz continues to control, and attempts the Figure-4 Leglock, but Barrett kicks him off. He gets planted with a DDT for another near fall! Miz elbows out of a “Wasteland” try, then catches Wade’s leg into the Figure-4! Barrett struggles but manages to slide to the ropes and break the hold. He nails Miz in the face with a big boot, but is cut off the top rope. Miz wants a superplex, but Barrett counters and rams Miz’s head into the ring post. He winds up and pounds Miz with the “Bull-Hammer” spinning elbow for the 1 – 2 – 3! (That was a surprise!)

Winner via Pinfall and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Wade Barrett

Segment #3: Office Promo

Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero and her assistant Brad Maddox are discussing how great WrestleMania XXIX was. Sheamus barges in and is steamed about Big Show’s turn, knocking him out. He demands a match with the “giant piece of crap.” Vickie gives it to him.

Ads.

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Hall-Of-Famer and General Manager Booker T. is walking through the halls and Randy Orton sucks up to him to book Orton against Big Show. Booker gives in and makes the bout.

Match #3: Two-On-one – Zeb Colter and “The Real American” Jack Swagger VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Prior to the bout, Colter cuts a promo asking for the fans’ support and to chant “U.S.A.” at Alberto Del Rio as he walks to the stage.

Commercials.

Del Rio and Swagger start out with a lockup. Alberto punches away and whips Swagger into the corner. He delivers a smacking kick, then dives through head-first onto Jack to the outside. He ascends the top rope and flies with a crossbody for a two-count! Colter gives Del Rio a hit from behind, giving Swagger the advantage to work over the leg/ankle of Alberto.

He gives repeated knees in the corner and Colter rips at his face from behind. Swagger soon clutches on the “Patriot Lock” ankle lock, but Del Rio fights out of it and clamps on an armbar against the ropes! Swagger shoves Del Rio off the apron harshly into the barricade.

Ads.

Back live, Swagger is still dominating, working over Del Rio’s ankle. He manages to gain a bit of momentum, hitting clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Swagger! He sets up Jack for the Cross Armbreaker, but Swagger reverses into a takedown slam and then locks in the Ankle Lock again. Alberto kicks away out of it, and manages to lock in the Cross Armbreaker, forcing Swagger to submit!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post-match, Del Rio appears to be injured and the doctor is checking on him. Just now “I’m here to show the world!” blasts the speakers and “The Show Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler is ready to cash in is “Money In The Bank” briefcase! The crowd is super-behind Ziggler, as the match is made official by referee Scott Armstrong!

Match #4: Single for the World Heavyweight Championship – “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) (Challenger) VS. Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Champion)

Ziggler is all over Del Rio immediately, hitting the “Fameasser.” Del Rio kicks out after two, and manages to bring Ziggler down with the enziguri and lock in the Cross Armbreaker. Ziggler refuses to give in, grabbing Del Rio’s hurt ankle and breaking out of it. He measures Alberto from behind with the “Zig-Zag” neckbreaker drop and 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler

Post-match, Ziggler celebrates genuinely, alongside A.J., Big. E, and the roaring fans in the arena!
(very cool, and I could feel the raw [no pun intended] emotion from Dolph in this victory!)

Up next, The Undertaker is out!

Commercials.

Segment #5: Arena Promo

The Undertaker begins to talk about his dedication to the late-great Paul Bearer (a.k.a. William Moody), but is quickly interrupted by … “The Shield!” Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns walk down through the crowd and circle ‘Taker. Boom! The pyro of Kane goes off and the Tag-Team Champion/”Team Hell No” member/Undertaker’s brother runs out with Daniel Bryan to chase off “The Shield.” They stare down the renegade trio as they leave back through the fans.

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Segment #6: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews interviews NEW World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler. He puts himself over and claims it as “my WrestleMania moment.” He’s going to “shine it up and show it off.” Ziggler walks off with A.J. and Big E.

Match #5: 6-Man Tag-Team – “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, and Jinder Mahal) VS. Santino Marella, R-Truth, and “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

(Really? On Raw?) In short, “3.M.B.” dominate until it breaks down. Santino is left with Heath, and nails “The Cobra” chop to Slater for the W. (Absolutely POINTLESS!)

Winners via Pinfall: Santino Marella, R-Truth, and “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

Segment #7: Video Recap: All the events that led up to WrestleMania are aired.

Segment #8: Locker Room Promo

Randy Orton and Sheamus are arguing over who’s facing The Big Show.

Commercials.

Segment #9: Video Promo

The Big Show explains why he knocked out his “partners” on the WrestleMania XXIX post-show last night. He says it was because that he didn’t get the chance to prove that he could do what he does. He declares that he is going “lone ranger” forever now and “the only thing in this world that is important to The Big Show is The Big Show.”

Segment #10: Arena Promo

Sheamus is taking a vocal poll from the WWE fans to let him face Big Show tonight. He wants Vickie Guerrero to come out, but instead gets Randy Orton, who emphasizes “Big Show’s mine tonight!” In the end, it is up to us, as the fans will “tweet” who they want to take on Show.

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The results are in, very quickly. (#rigged!) Orton gets 77% of the vote, but both directors for Raw and Smackdown (Vickie and Booker) announce that instead it will be Sheamus and Orton facing each other to face The Big Show.

Match #6: Single – Sheamus VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton

A slow start to this bout picks up after Orton misses a kneedrop, but comes back with a clothesline. Sheamus counters a hip toss attempt into a clothesline for two. He locks in an armbar but Randy fights out of it, clamping on the grounding rear chinlock. Sheamus counters with a backdrop, as does Orton a bit later. (The fans are chanting everything else except for this bout, showing they don’t really care about this storyline/match). Sheamus dives off the top rope but gets dropkicked by Randy!

Commercials.

Back live, the fans are still not really paying attention, but Orton and Sheamus are putting in an effort. They slug it out with fists and Sheamus drops Orton with the Irish Curse backbreaker. Sheamus has gained huge momentum and hammers Orton against the ropes. He suplexes Randy back into the ring, but Orton wiggles out and hits the backbreaker. He fires up with a couple clotheslines and then a powerslam. Sheamus is set up on the apron, allowing Orton to plant him with the slingshot DDT.

Orton pounds the mat and signals for the R.K.O., but Sheamus pushes him off and drops him with the “White Noise.” He’s feeling it and getting ready for the Brogue Kick. He goes for it, but Orton ducks and Sheamus topples over to the floor. Just now, The Big Show interferes and chucks Sheamus face-first into the ring post.

To a huge “pop” from the crowd, The Big Show K.O.’s Orton with the W.M.D. punch. He drags Orton to the floor and whips him into the wall. He lines up Orton and runs at him with the spear. Show stands over and glares with a scowl on his mug. He clutches “The Viper” by the throat and throws him over the announce table. He tosses two of the commentator’s chairs against the ring (presumably trying to get them inside, but greatly missed!) and stomps on Orton. Show walks off, all this without saying a word.

Winner: No Contest due to Interference

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It is announced that Triple H will return this Friday to Smackdown! (So I guess he won?)

Match #7: Single – Fandango (with Dancer) VS. Kofi Kingston

Fandango plays mind games with Kofi, dancing around the ring. Kingston gets his hands on him eventually, but is quickly slammed down. A huge crowd reaction erupts, because Chris Jericho runs out and assaults Fandango!

Winner via Disqualification: Fandango (with Dancer)

Post-match, Jericho brawls with Fandango all around the ring and tears off the top to the commentary table. He runs Fandango into the steel steps and kicks him down in the ring. After whipping him into the corner, Jericho locks him in the Walls Of Jericho until referees step in and break it up. “Y2J” runs back at Fandango with the Codebreaker to knock him out.

Commercials.

Segment #11: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews welcomes New York’s own, Paul Heyman. Despite the losses for “Paul Heyman guys,” Heyman still revels in the monster-like attitude of Brock Lesnar. He also announces that C.M. Punk will talk about his feelings, next week!

Match #8: 8-Person Tag-Team – “Team Rhodes Scholars” (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow) and The Bella Twins (Nikki and Brie) VS. “Tons Of Funk” (Sweet T. and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay) and “The Funkadactyls” (Cameron and Naomi)

Prior to the break, both teams make their entrance. Back live, “Tons Of Funk” control and then this breaks down with Sweet T. and Brodus double-splashing Sandow for the quick victory!

Winners via Pinfall: “Tons Of Funk” (Sweet T. and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay) and “The Funkadactyls” (Cameron and Naomi)

Up next, WWE Champ John Cena will take on Mark Henry!

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Match #8: Single for a Title Shot – “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry VS. WWE Champion John Cena (Non-Title)

The bell rings and they circle around each other. Cena ducks a couple clotheslines, then gets flattened by Henry. He dominates for a bit before missing a splash, allowing Cena to come back with a shoulder-tackle. Henry gets out of the ring for a break, then slams Cena’s head against the announce table. He takes it apart, then tries a World’s Strongest Slam through it, but Cena gets out and pushes Henry into the steps. The count was nearing 10, and Henry didn’t answer, so he is counted-out. (That was quick and boring!)

Winner via Count-Out: WWE Champion John Cena

Post-match, a displeased Henry lays out Cena and holds up the WWE Championship, but Ryback comes on out and takes out “The World’s Strongest Man.” He then turns his attention to Cena, holds out his hand, stares closely at him, and nods his head “yes.” Cena poses on the turnbuckle, as Ryback gets the crowd going for “feed me more.” He then grabs Cena and plants him with the “Shellshock” marching Samoan drop, to another LOUD ovation! He olds up the WWE Championship to the happiness of the New Jersey crowd to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Welcome to “bizarro world, part two!” Raw was jam-packed, and in good way for the most part. Of course, the fans made the show tonight, but the wrestlers also put in a solid effort following Wrestlmania. On to the critiques.

Excellence: Even though I think The Rock should’ve kept the title, I did love John Cena’s promo, especially how he played to the crowd. Fantastic, passionate match between The Miz and Wade Barrett for the I.C. Championship. Didn’t like the outcome though, so more on that in “bogus.”

Love the new angle for “The Shield” and The Undertaker/Kane/Daniel Bryan. That was a good little twist, and I truly didn’t expect Rollins/Reigns/Ambrose to pick on “The Deadman” next. All three would match up well with the legend in their own right.

While I couldn’t care less about the whole storyline with Sheamus/Orton/Show (no “reason” for me to invest in it), Orton and Sheamus did put on a great bout with tons of physicality. On one hand, too bad the fans totally ignored the hard-working brutes, but on the other, it was cool to see Sheamus and Orton react to them and prove themselves even more.

Chris Jericho (and the fans in tonight’s case) got Fandango super-over. I was very sceptical at first (and couldn’t care at times) about him originally, but with tonight’s performance, and what I read from WrestleMania XXIX, I am going to give the new superstar a shot. As always proven, Jericho is the right man to help get him to the next level.

The main-event picture is new, fresh, and looking very interesting, which is nice. It’ll be real intriguing to see how long they keep the WWE Title on John Cena, or will they pull the trigger on a quick switch to Ryback/Henry, to heat up even more?

A small note – I absolutely adore how they now won’t have a pay-per-view until May 19th – that gives plenty of time for build-up and better (hopefully) storytelling. I really think they need to take a lesson from TNA’s book and start to eliminate their ppvs – keep the big four, plus a June spectacle, just like the early/mid 90s. This allows for more creative and longer feuds, giving fans the actual time to invest in them – in theory.

The best for last – NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! As Ziggler said, it really is “ABOUT DAMN TIME!” From being a “Spirit Squad” male cheerleader to now one of the best natural athletes on the roster today, Dolph truly deserves this, and a HUGE kudos to the fans in Jersey for making him look like a million bucks and praising him to no end! My only other though – imagine how insane, and a great turn of events, it would’ve been if he had done that on Cena for the WWE Championship!

Bogus: Bryan/Big E. With the outcome for Dolph, and “Team Hell No” looking like they’re moving on, what was the point of this match? Especially since that chapter seemed to be closed at WrestleMania with the champs retaining? Speaking of pointless, the 6-man with “3.M.B.” and Ryder/Santino/R-Truth. That meant absolutely NOTHING. I was waiting for someone just to come out and destroy them, as is usually the case with matches like that, but this time, it was literately just a match. And a bad one at that!

What did The Miz do? First, his I.C. title match at WrestleMania is bumped to the pre-show, and then he wins the championship, but loses 24 hours later! I was looking forward to him as champ, I thought he could bring some vitality back to the division.

As mentioned above, while they are very hard-working and I appreciate Orton/Sheamus/Show individually for the wrestlers they are and their accomplishments, their currently storyline all together is just too bland and I’m not enjoying it. There is no “factor” on the line or anything for me to get a hold of.

The main-event itself fell really flat. I wasn’t expecting an outright classic, but I honestly thought they would have Henry go over to kick off this new feud, and still potentially insert Ryback for the triple-threat scenario. They did that, just backwards and a little more lame than I would’ve.

All in all, this was a great follow-up to what was apparently a pretty lame WrestleMania. Of course, the crowd for sure made Raw tonight, but with the booking for most of it, I am satisfied and looking forward to what lies a head as the new “year” begins in WWE!

As always, until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Monday Night Raw Report for April 1st, 2013 – “Legacy, My Time, and The Will Of The People: WrestleMania XXIX!”

Introduction Segment: Arena Promo

One-half of the main event at WrestleMania XXIX kicks off the show. John Cena runs down to the ring, receiving the usual mixed reaction as Michael Cole puts it.

Cena soaks in the cheers and jeers for a bit, calling it “the house divided, ironically enough here in Washington, D.C.” He says there are “Cenacrats” and “Rockpublicans.” While he and WWE Champion The Rock do not like each other, Cena tells us that he does respect him.

He recaps what they were taking shots at each other for last year, but says “those childish games are over because we all know that this is much, much bigger. Rock is the holding, defending WWE Champion.” Cena touts The Rock as the “man who I believe is the greatest WWE Champion of all time.”

While John says this may seem impossible for him to win then, supposedly so was him winning the Royal Rumble, which he did.

Cena says “the great one will fall,” and “The Rock’s time is up, and my time is now!” He outlines how Rock will handle failure after losing at WrestleMania XXIX. He talks about the new WWE Championship itself, and how when he wins the title, he does not intend to change it, but hold it with pride, to prove he is better than The Rock. “This Sunday, even The Rock will know it. It may have been made for him, but the champ is here!”

Michael records Jerry “The King” Lawler picking his choice for the above match, and he chooses history – he chooses The Rock.

Commercials.

Match #1: 6-Man Tag-Team – “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre) VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton, “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus, and The Big Show

Surprisingly, considering we know who wins this one, “3.M.B.” does put up a decent fight. It all ends when Sheamus delivers the “Irish Curse” backbreaker. An R.K.O. to Slater, Brogue Kick to McIntyre, and W.M.D. Punch to Mahal gives the faces the decently easy victory!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton, “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus, and The Big Show

Post-match, “The Shield” walk through and stay with the fans. Dean Ambrose threatens they will leave them “looking up at the sky, wondering where it all went wrong.” Seth Rollins warns them that “justice never lies and we know the truth.”

Roman Reigns informs them that the truth is that their team is “phony.” “When we beat you at WrestleMania, the whole world will believe in ‘The Shield.’”

Later tonight, Hall Of Famer “H.B.K.” Shawn Michaels will give his thoughts on Triple H VS. Brock Lesnar, while up next, the “Real American” Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter express their opinions from near Capital Hill.

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Segment #2: Video Promo

Zeb Colter says that America is broken, much like Ricardo Rodriguez’s ankle. However, Jack Swagger knows how to fix it. Swagger says that “the people have become weak.” He says that change is coming a WrestleMania, where he will break Alberto Del Rio’s ankle, and will stand over him the new World Heavyweight Champion.

“If you people don’t like that, then you people don’t deserve to be real Americans. Welcome to ‘Jack Swagger’s America.’ We the people.”

Segment #3: Backstage Promo

To follow up, Matt Striker interviews the World Heavyweight Champion, Alberto Del Rio. He says that both he and Swagger have the ability to “freedom of speech.” However, he also has the opportunity to do something about it at WrestleMania. He then calls Zeb Colter a “big fat pinata with a mustache, that I’m about to break.”

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan (with “Team Hell No” Team Champion/partner Kane) VS. “The Show-Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.)

(Note: Bryan made his entrance prior to the break.) Elbow/collar tie-up begin the bout, with Dolph giving Bryan a wristlock and elbowing him on the shoulder. Bryan catches Ziggler out of a leapfrog and slingshots him into the turnbuckle. Daniel kicks away into the corner, to chants of “yes” from the crowd.

He somersaults over Ziggler and tries a “No-Lock” crossface submission, but Dolph gets to the ropes. Instead, he steps on Ziggler’s back thighs. Dolph soon counters into a neckbreaker and runs at Bryan in the corner, but Daniel reverses into the old “Tarantula” submission.

Bryan gets distracted by Langston on the outside, which allows Ziggler to drop him with the Fameasser for a near-fall!

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Back live, they trade punches and kicks, then Bryan moves out of the way of a Dolph splash in the corner. Ziggler rolls through from behind, but gets nailed with another stiff kick in the head.

Bryan ascends the top and flies off with a headbutt, but Dolph moves out just in time! He clamps on the sleeper hold, but Daniel shoves him off into the ropes and locks in the sleeper himself. Ziggler drops him off and turns another crossface attempt into a jacknife cover (thanks Michael!). They end up running into each other with a double crossbody-block.

On the outside, A.J. skips around Kane, giving Big E. a chance to roll-over “The Big Red Machine” with a body block. Ziggler rolls up Bryan from behind for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Show-Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.)

Post-match, Langston attacks both Bryan and Kane, pushing Kane’s hand off his throat and turning a chokeslam into his flattening finisher. A.J. gives him and Dolph the belts to hold high.

Up next, Shawn Michaels returns!

Commercials.

Segment #4: Arena Promo

“Mr. WrestleMania” Shawn Michaels is out, looking happy and healthy. He runs down the card of WrestleMania, but points out one match he is very interested in. I think you know which one, but just in case, it is Triple H and Brock Lesnar.

He very concerned about the stipulation of “The Game’s” career being on the line. HHH reassures Shawn that he knows what he’s doing, but Michaels disputes. “H.B.K.” tells him that their situations were different.

In Shawn’s “career threatening match,” he was “heartbroken” (pun obviously intended), and so was his opponent (The Undertaker, at WrestleMania XXVI) because they both had a mutual respect for each other.

This time it’s different, as Shawn says that Lesnar does not respect or care about anyone but himself. “He does this for the money.” Shawn tells Triple H that he put his life on the line, and “you better kick Brock Lesnar’s ass! And unlike SummerSlam, I’m going to be right there in your corner to watch you do it.”

They hug, but are interrupted by HHH’s opponent.

Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar approach the bottom of the ramp, and Heyman proclaims that his client will “beat you into retirement This Sunday at WrestleMania.”

Heyman tells HHH that he will have to live with the disappointment of losing his career, particular his Father-In-Law Vincent Kennedy McMahon, the Board Of Directors, his wife (which he also quips “but you’re probably used to that anyway!”)

He warns and inquires if Shawn really wants to be that close to Triple H, when Brock Lesnar beats him and when he breaks Michaels’ arm again.

“When Brock Lesnar is done with you, you’re going to crawl away. With your tail between your legs – A beaten, battered, emasculated retiree that has disappointed the entire WWE Universe, because you were never ‘man enough’ to beat Brock Lesnar. The very same Brock Lesnar, who after all these years, has forced the ‘Cerebral Assassin’ to commit ‘professional suicide.’”

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Match #4: Single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder (Non-Title)

(Note: The Miz, Barrett’s I.C. Title Challenger for WrestleMania, is on commentary.) Wade completely dominates this contest, polishing off Ryder with the “Bull Hammer” elbow. (Miz did provide excellent vocals, putting over both Barrett’s strengths and himself, which is the way it should be done.)

Winner via Pinfall: Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

Segment #5: Office Promo

Of all people, Santino Marella informs Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero and Assistant-Managing Supervisor Brad Maddox that Mr. McMahon is in town and he is mad, and in a firing mood. And worse, it’s April Fools! Guerrero and Maddox are not pleased with “the joke,” so they book him in a match next!

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Santino Marella VS. “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Three words – “World’s Strongest Slam!”

Winner via Pinfall: “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Post-Match, Ryback marches on down to face off with Henry. After reminding him they can’t touch each other until WrestleMania, Mark smiles and leaves. Ryback uses intelligence, hitting Henry with Marella, so technically not touching him.

Backstage, Jack Swagger is giving wrestling advice to Zeb Colter, since the mouthpiece will be facing World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio later.

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Segment #6: Backstage Promo

C.M. Punk is asked by Matt Striker if he feels he is disrespecting the memory of the late-great Paul Bearer. The “Straight-Edge Superstar” is only concerned about his legacy.

Punk says he is doing this to get in the head of The Undertaker, since all “The Deadman” has to do is make one mistake, such as a count-out or disqualification and “the streak” is over.

“At the end of this year’s WrestleMania, every time somebody thinks about ‘The Grandest Stage Of Them All, every time somebody thinks about WrestleMania, they’re going to think about C.M. Punk.” He kisses the urn to end the interview.

Commercials.

Match #6: Single – Zeb Colter (with “The Real American” Jack Swagger) VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Zeb and Jack made their entrance prior to the break. Del Rio taunts Colter at first, offering to put his hands behind his back and make it easier. On the outside, Swagger stalks and grabs Rodriguez to distract Alberto. The World Champ saves his buddy, but gets beaten down with Ricardo’s crutches for the DQ.

Winner via Disqualification: Zeb Colter (with “The Real American” Jack Swagger)

Post-match, the two continue to whack their rival with the objects.

Up next, WWE Champion The Rock will give his speech going into WrestleMania XXIX.

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Segment #7: Arena Promo

The WWE Champion The Rock talks about one word – “connection.” He says that he is connected to the people, and it is the will of the people that will help him prevail at WrestleMania.

“The Great One” predicts that maybe he will live in this town, in a particular house, just up the road. You know, a “big, white, house.” Does President “The Rock” read good to you? He says it will be the first time in history that the Presidential Oath will begin with “finally, The Rock has come back to Washington, D.C.”

The Rock warns John Cena that he will not get his redemption, or the proverbial “torch” passed to him. “You cannot deny the will of the people, and you cannot beat The Rock.”

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – “Y2J” Chris Jericho VS. United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (Non-Title)

Lockup between the tow to begin, as they engage in a shove and trade head and leg lock take downs. Resounding chops from Jericho, and he hits a nice dropkick. Cesaro jumps over the ropes to the apron and nails Chris with a headbutt, then ascends the turnbuckle, only to get knocked down. Jericho climbs aboard to and punches away atop the ropes. He brings him down with a top-rope hurricanrana, and receives a two-count!

Fandango’s music plays, and his dancer assistant and himself dance out. This distracts Jericho.

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Cesaro is in control now, stomping on Jericho’s body and bringing him over with a butterfly suplex. Jericho tries a comeback but misses a splash and eats the turnbuckle. The U.S. Champ chucks him into the barricade and rolls him back to the canvas for two.

Cesaro counters a run with a scoop-slam driver for a very lose near-fall! He pounds away on “Y2J” in the corner, but the “Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rollah” gets some momentum, flying off the top with a double axe-handle. He plants Antonio with the running bulldog and a Lionsault, but gets the Walls Of Jericho reversed into a gutwrench suplex.

Jericho counters a run with an elbow and a high crossbody. 1 – 2 – Cesaro kicks out! Jericho baseball slides Fandango down, who had been at ringside “scoring” Jericho on his moves. Jericho gets out of a small package and locks on the Walls Of Jericho for the tap out!

Winner via Submission: “Y2J” Chris Jericho

Post-match, Fandango assaults Jericho like last week, and lays him out with the top-rope legdrop.

Commercials.

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler post an announcement that Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley will induct Trish Stratus into the Hall Of Fame. Next, they air some “touts” from fans on their thoughts of Rock/Cena II.

Brodus Clay, Sweet T., and “The Funkadactyls” make their entrance for an upcoming match.

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Match #8: “The Funkadactyls” (Cameron and Naomi) (with Brodus Clay and Sweet T.) VS. The Bella Twins (Nikki and Brie) (with “The Rhodes Scholars” [Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow])

Naomi and Nikki start out, with Naomi dominating with a dropkick, “rearview” (jumping rear bump) and hurricanrana. Both Bellas take control with an armdrag flip and legdrop. The ladies go back and forth for a while until Cameron gets tagged in and his a split-legged drop. A Bella Twin reverses a crossbody pin into one of her own for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: The Bella Twins (Nikki and Brie) (with “The Rhodes Scholars” [Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow])

Up next, The Undertaker addresses C.M. Punk.

Commercials.

Segment #8: Arena Promo

The Legendary Undertaker makes his way to the ring and takes the microphone. He threatens that compared to his over 400-day WWE Title reign, Punk’s pain after WrestleMania will last forever.

“Defeating you at WrestleMania is no longer good enough. The disrespect that you’ve shown Paul Bearer will cause you to pay the ultimate price. And you just may be right. In my current state of mind, “the streak,” it may come to an end Sunday. But you will never live to talk about it!”

Just now, the familiar chants of the druids blare as they slowly walk out with flaming sticks. They line up on either side of the ramp and wait. Out walks someone dressed up as the late Paul Bearer, which infuriates The Undertaker.

Before he gets his hands on the fake Bearer, he scans around and begins to punch out the druids. One of them attacks from behind, and it is C.M. Punk. He pounds away and it is also revealed to be Paul Heyman dressed as Bearer, as he tosses the Urn to Punk so he can continuously beat him down.

Over a downed ‘Taker, Punk opens the Urn and pours the ashes all over The Undertaker, then spreads them on himself too, as Heyman looks on, closing the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Raw was decent enough tonight to finish off before WrestleMania. It tied up all the loose ends and/or left us hanging until the pay-per-view. I will say this was average, mainly because we already know the card and build for the big show (no pun intended!), so it was really just a matter of “getting there” one last time. Onto the particulars and then the top WrestleMania XXIX predictions (too many matches, so just going with the “must-sees.”)

Excellence: John Cena’s opener. I loved this promo and as I always say when he gives a passionate speech, THIS is the John Cena I love to hear and watch. The man who exclaims his die-hard desire to always be on top and always be in professional wrestling.

Once again, Jack Swagger/Zeb Colter/Alberto Del Rio/Ricardo Rodriguez can do no wrong! I also loved both their segments/match simply because it is old school storytelling – two guys fighting over a championship with a twist of realism – and one that is actually realistic! I would love this feud to continue and will tell you how it should in my predictions.

Dolph Ziggler/Daniel Bryan was a great match! “The Shield” were superb in making genuine points about them being an actual team, compared to Orton/Sheamus/Big Show who are just thrown together to defeat a “force.” The continuity with Shawn Michaels backing Triple H against Brock Lesnar was perfect. I was surprised/happy because having “H.B.K.” puts a close to the storyline, no matter who wins.

Interactions (or lack there of according to their storyline) between Ryback and Henry. Aside from one instance where Ryback quickly downed Henry, I love how they made them not touch each other, that way they created the suspense of when the two behemoths engage.

The second-half of The Rock’s promo – when he finally got talking about the people and defeating John Cena, that’s what I liked because that was relevant to WrestleMania.

As always with Chris Jericho, he can produce a great match with anyone, and tonight was no exception with Cesaro!

Bogus: In general, all the other matches because they were just build up and had no “heat” between them.

On The Fence: C.M. Punk/Paul Heyman/The Undertaker – to be quite truthful, I see both sides. I highly, highly believe they did go a bit too far here with Heyman dressing as the late-great Paul Bearer and using the voice over. However, with the Urn incident at the end, I and you all know of course that those weren’t Bearer’s ashes (nor hopefully was it even insinuated like that), so that did not offend me at all. Plus, again, William Moody’s children have approved the storyline, so that does ease the situation. I also do like Punk’s explanation that he is doing this to get in The Underatker’s head and one small mistake can cost him “the streak.” It is also much like Swagger/Del Rio and Ryback/Henry, an old-style story with two guys fighting over something significant, with mind games and “one-upsmanship`s” to get the better of each other.

WrestleMania XXIX Predictions:

The Rock defeats John Cena – I say this because he already beat him last year, and I really don’t want to see a third match if Cena beats Rock, tying the 1 – 1. As I truly believe, this SHOULD’VE been last year, ONCE IN A LIFETIME, with CENA winning. Plus, they can play it as the one man Cena can’t beat is The Rock. Enough said.

Jack Swagger wins the World Title – I think this must happen to continue the hot, hot and awesome storyline between him and Alberto Del Rio. Again, they can do no wrong!

The Undertaker continues his streak – I’m just not feeling the “suspense” of C.M. Punk being “the guy” to end the 20 – 0 win yet. Plus, as my Dad said, if they decide to break it at all, the honour should go to someone who NEEDS it to elevate him. (Read: Dolph Ziggler?)

“The Shield” over Randy Orton/Sheamus/Big Show

Brock Lesnar needs to win if he is going to stick around. If this happens, then the potential for feuds can open up (read: Rock/Lesnar/Championship II)

All in all, a pretty good Raw to “go home” for WrestleMania XXIX, and we shall see how the landscape has changed again in 7 days! Until then, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Monday Night Raw Report for March 25th, 2013 – “Success Or Failure?”

Introduction Segment: Preview and Welcoming

A video package of two of the main-events at WrestleMania plays (‘Taker/Punk and Rock/Cena), and then Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler bring us to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

C.M. Punk, with Paul Heyman in tow, is out first. They are still carrying and toying around with The Undertaker/Paul Bearer’s Urn. Punk says “they” all hold Undertaker’s streak high, and “they” believe there is some sort of power from the Urn. The “Straight-Edge Superstar” puts ‘Taker’s streak over, then says he should’ve rode off in the sunset with Triple H and Shawn Michaels after last year’s WrestleMania, at 20 – 0.

Punk says that The Undertaker “is at a psychological disadvantage and should’ve stayed gone.” He says that “The Deadman” could’ve gone 30 – 0 or even 50 – 0, but now he is facing “the man.” “I am the one in 20 and 1.” The “Second-City Saint” threatens that “at WrestleMania, you and your perfect streak will ‘rest … in … peace.’”

Cue the gong and lights to ring and go out, then The Undertaker appears in the squared circle and begins to lay a beating. Punk manages to escape with both Heyman and The Urn. Undertaker stays in the ring, threatening C.M. with the “throat-slash” sign.

Later tonight, John Cena and WWE Champion The Rock will face a panel of current and future Hall-Of-Famers to answer tough questions.

Up next, Fandango will be in action.

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – Fandango (with Dancer) VS. ???

As Fandango was pronouncing his name, Chris Jericho hauls butt to the ring and beats down on Fandango. This is not the real match, according to Cole, and Fandango high-tails it to the back.

Winner: No Contest via No Official Match Start

Match #2: Single – “Y2J” Chris Jericho VS. “The Show Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (A.J./Big E. Langston)

Jericho’s opponent now comes out and this bout actually begins. Jericho sweeps and punches Ziggler, then snap-suplexes him. Dolph comes back with a punch of his own, then “Y2J” fights back with slugs. He dives off the ropes with a crossbody for two!

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Back live, Ziggler has Jericho locked in a grounding rear chinlock. During the break, Langston pulled Jericho off the apron to give Dolph control. “The Show Off” nails a beautiful, resounding dropkick, and soon after clamps on a standing abdominal stretch.

The “Ayatollah Of Rock n’ Rolla” counters with a huge hip-toss, and flies off the turnbuckle with a double-axe-handle. Jericho hits the running bulldog, and springboard-dropkicks Langston off the ropes. Ziggler returns with a jumping-DDT and measures him for the sleeper, but Jericho clutches the ropes. Jericho gets Ziggler in the Walls Of Jericho for the tap-out victory!

Winner via Submission: “Y2J” Chris Jericho

Post-match, Big E. hits his finisher on Jericho, then Fandango walks out and dances around a downed “Y2J,” before putting the fists to his head. He screams at him to “say my name” then puts a big boot to his face, hops the top rope, and soars with a leg drop! He leaves the ring, emphasizing “it’s Fan-dan-go!”

Later tonight, a “no holds-barred” preview featuring Triple H and Brock Lesnar

Commercials.

Segment #2: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker is with Sheamus, then after footage from Smackdown of “The Shield” facing off with Randy Orton, The Big Show, and Sheamus, asks The Irishman if he and Orton have “buried the hatchet” with The Big Show. Before he can give much of a response, “The Shield” assault both Sheamus and Orton. Big Show intervenes and helps fends off Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns.

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Match #3: Two-On-One – “The World’s Strongest man” Mark Henry VS. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey)

Henry made his entrance prior to the break. As my Dad said, “I bet you the Usos lose.” I agree, even though they do put up a fight, complete with a splash. Henry of course makes his comeback and polishes them off with the “World’s Strongest Slam” for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Post-match, Henry takes out both of them for good measure and to show off.

Up next, it’s another “Champion VS. Champion” match (like those mean anything, these days!) with World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio taking on United States Champion Antonio Cesaro.

Commercials.

Match #4: “Champion VS. Champion” Single – United States Champion Antonio Cesaro VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Prior to the contest, Ricardo Rodriguez manages to hobble out on crutches and announce his friend. Del Rio comes out and appreciates the gesture. Cesaro and Del Rio trade wristlocks until Antonio gets him in the corner and punches. He drops an elbow (thanks Cole!) on Del Rio’s chest, then whips him into the ropes, only for Alberto to come back and hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Zeb Colter walks out, distracting Del Rio, which allows Cesaro to take advantage. Del Rio does cut the U.S. Champion off the rope, and brings him down with a super-plex! Both men are down. On the outside, “The Real American” Jack Swagger shoves Ricardo into the ring steps and then drags him by his injured ankle to the time-keeper’s area, slamming his leg into the wall.

Del Rio takes umbrage and hops the barricade, beating down Swagger. His exit from the ring results in a count-out!

Winner via Count-Out: United States Champion Antonio Cesaro

Post-match, Del Rio still takes his frustration out on Cesaro, locking him in the Cross Armbreaker, and then goes to check on his mate.

Next, the Tag-Team Champs will be in action! (Thanks King!)

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Match #5: Tag-Team – “The Primetime Players” (Darren Young and Titus O’Neil) VS. Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) (Non-Title)

Kane and Titus begin, then Kane quickly switches with Bryan who kicks away in the corner. Kane is back in, whipping Bryan into the corner of O’Neil. “The Big Deal” comes back and tags in Darren, who soon gets an uppercut by Kane. Daniel back in and kicks at Young, but distracted by Dolph Ziggler, A.J., and Big E. Langston who appear on stage.

This allows Darren to counter with a throw to the canvas. Titus is in and takes control. Young is back in, and Bryan fights out of a waistlock, then tags in Kane. The “Big Red Machine” hits a big boot and dropkick. Darren wiggles out of a pickup, but gets a sidewalk slam anyway. Titus breaks up the cover, but is taken over the ropes and dropped with a knee by Bryan. In the ring, Kane Chokeslams Darren for the W!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Later, “The Shield” will team up for a 6-Man Tag-Team bout!

Commercials.

Segment #3: Arena Promo

Triple H joins us to discuss the results of the stipulation for his WrestleMania match against Brock Lesnar. “The Game” recaps the career-ending possibility, and puts over Lesnar as “a destroyer. He is a machine that can end your career at any moment and that is a fact.”

HHH calls Heyman’s “grand coop” a mistake, as Trips gives Lesnar his own advice. “Show up at WrestleMania like your career is on the line. Come to WrestleMania like your life is on the line.” (This promo was nicely short and sweet.)

As he leaves, Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett walks out and motions for HHH to leave. “The Game” just kicks him below the belt and walks off.

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Match #6: Single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. The Miz (Non-Title)

Miz goes for the Figure-4 right away, but Barrett escapes. Miz tries for the “Skull-Krushing-Finale” but Wade gets out again. He comes back and smashes Miz’s head into the top turnbuckle. He boots Miz on the top rope, then smacks him with a knee-to-the-stomach. Wade pounds away then clamps on a chin submission. Miz fights and flips out of a backdrop, then rolls him up for two! Miz tosses the I.C. Champ outside, then dives off with an axe handle.

Commercials.

Back live, Barrett is back in control and boots Miz to the outside. He runs him into the side of the ring apron, back-first, then puts him back in the ring for a near fall. Wade has a surfboard stretch locked in and puts Miz in the corner. Miz ducks and Wade ends up face-first into the turnbuckle. “The Awesome One” regains momentum, hitting the corner clothesline and axe handle. 1 – 2 – Barrett kicks out!

Barrett reverses the “S.K.F.” and hits the “Winds Of Change” spinning slam for another near fall! Miz gets his way out of “Wasteland”, and attempts the Figure-4 again, but Wade rolls him up for two! A third attempt on the submission sends Miz shoulder-first into the steel ring post. Barrett winds up for the Bull Hammer clothesline, but Miz ducks. He crotches Wade on the top rope, then lock on the Figure-4 successfully, and the 4th time works for the tap-out!

Winner via Submission: The Miz

Segment #4: Locker Room Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” discuss what each other needs to do at WrestleMania, when Kaitlyn interrupts and reminds them of the real A.J., just as A.J. walks out and listens in. She of course goes nuts on Kaitlyn until Kane and Daniel Bryan manage to pull her off and put her back in the Divas locker room.

Commercials.

Match #7: 6-Man Tag – The Great Khali, Justin Gabriel, and “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder VS. “The Shield” (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

(Gee, I wonder who wins this!) Khali begins with Rollins, slapping him hard in the corner before tagging in Ryder. Rollins moves out of the way of a missile dropkick by Zack, and Ambrose comes in to take control. He runs off the ropes and hits a front dropkick, then switches with Roman. The strongman of “The Shield” works over Ryder, and the entire group finishes off the match after a diving knee drop from Rollins.

Winners via Pinfall: “The Shield” (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

Post-match, “The Shield” manages to impressively Triple-Powerbomb The Great Khali. As they pose in the ring, Sheamus walks out on the stage, followed by Randy Orton. They walk down to the ring, and on the other side, The Big Show stands off too. “The Shield” are surrounded and all six men engage in a brawl. “The Shield” is rid of for tonight and retreats through the crowd.

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Chris Jericho walks out of Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero’s office. Josh Matthews catches up with him and wonders what they were talking about. He informs us that after two weeks of meaningless assaults, Fandango gets what he wants and he will take on “Y2J” at WrestleMania.

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Match #8: Tag-Team – “The Rhodes Scholars” (“The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses” Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) (with The Bella Twins) VS. “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay and “Sweet T.” Tensai (with “The Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron)

“The Rhodes Scholars” put over Philadelphia and then brought out the Bella Twins prior to the break. Tensai and Brodus double-team Sandow with a sidewalk slam and clothesline. Cody comes in and kicks away, then is able to drop Sweet T. with a neckbreaker. “The Rhodes Scholars” double-team and work over T. for a while. Rhodes dives into a clothesline, then gets t-boned by Brodus. A big splash in the corner drops Cody to the outside, then “The Funkettes” fight with The Bellas. As that is going on, Rhodes hits the Disaster Kick for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Rhodes Scholars” (“The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses” Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) (with The Bella Twins)

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Match #9: 3-On-1: “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre) VS. Ryback

(Again, I wonder who wins this!) In short, it’s Ryback, who polishes BOTH Slater and Mahal with a DOUBLE Shell-Shock marching Samoan Drop for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

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It is announced that movie action superstar and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzeneggar will induct Bruno Sammartino into the Hall-Of-Fame. (That will be an interesting speech!)

Match #10: Single – A.J. vs. Divas Champion Kaitlyn (Non-Title)

Kaitlyn is all over A.J., dominating her with whips into the corner. She continues to control, with a fierce shoulder tackle, and gutwrench knee drop. A.J. rolls out, dodges a spear, and chucks Kaitlyn into the barricade, harshly. A.J. slides in the ring and Kaitlyn is unable to make it back in.

Winner via Count-Out: A.J.

Up next, the Hall-Of-Fame panel with John Cena and WWE Champion The Rock!

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

Jerry “The King” Lawler brings out the current and soon-to-be Hall-Of-Famers. The first two are from this year’s class, Booker T. and Mick Foley. Next is “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, lastly followed by (surprisingly!) Bret “The Hitman” Hart!

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Back live, WWE Champion The Rock is out first, and then of course John Cena. This is basically a debate format, with the legends asking each competitor a question, and the opponent responding.

Foley takes the first inquiry, asking Cena if he is prepared to live with the type of regret after another loss at this year’s WrestleMania. Cena says that whether he does win or lose, it changes the face of the WWE forever. If he wins, Cena gets his story, the WWE Championship, and much-needed redemption.

If he loses, Cena says he would feel exactly like ex-NFL Philadelphia Eagles quarterback, Donovan McNabb, because he could not win “the big one.” Cena claims that he can handle failure while The Rock has not known what failure is yet, but he soon will!

The Rock retorts, recalling his hard life into the WWE, and then his subsequent success and failures in his career.

Bret gets the next question, asking “what happened?” He is referring to their demeanors changing since last year. The Rock says it began with just two men fighting to be the best. And even when Cena lost, he took it like a man and at that moment The Rock respected Cena.

Cena does “respect the hell out of you” is happy with Rock saying Cena took his loss like a man. Cena says we’ll see how Rock will take it in 13 days.

Booker T. wants to know why Cena will beat The Rock at WrestleMania. “Because I have to.” Short and simple. The Rock despises Cena’s answer, until John fires back “because you didn’t beat me. You cannot beat me. I beat me.” Cena exclaims “I know I am better than The Rock. And much more importantly, The Rock knows I am better than The Rock.”

The Rock quotes another Hall-Of-Famer, Ric Flair, in saying “to be the man, you got to beat the man.” Dusty Rhodes chimes in, and says that WrestleMania is not about respect or redemption. It is about winning and losing. He asks them the tough one – “what do you guys really want on April 7?”

Cena wants to beat The Rock and dominate The Rock. He says that the WWE Champion will realize that “I am better than The Rock.”

The Rock challenges Cena to prove everyone wrong at WrestleMania, then prove him wrong right now. Cena strips off his shirt, then gives the “you can’t see me” hand gesture right in front of Rock’s face. They slug it, and Rock drops out of an Attitude Adjustment, spins Cena, and delivers the Rock Bottom. He stands tall atop the stage with the WWE Championship as Cena glares on to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Much, much better show than last week. Loved the amount of matches and less talking on this episode.

Excellence: C.M. Punk’s opening promo – I liked how he put over the streak and told The Undertaker that he basically should’ve retired after last year’s WrestleMania. (I do admit, I agree as it would’ve been a perfect ending to his career). Also, I know last week I harped on them using the Urn and disrespecting the late-great William Moody (a.k.a. “Paul Bearer”), however since I read his sons were ok with the storyline, it makes me feel a little better. Plus, it wasn’t exaggerated this week too, so that was nice.

I also berated the Fandango character/introductions a lot, but now that he is actually working, and with Chris Jericho taboot, this will be much better. If anyone help elevate him with his persona, it’s “Y2J!”

Once again, Alberto Del Rio/Jack Swagger/Zeb Colter can do no wrong, and I think this is the BEST storyline/match put together right now for WrestleMania XXIX.

Great to see the Tag Division getting a decent showing and actually have the championships defended at WrestleMania! Triple H’s promo – short, sweet, and to the point. Love the “ass-kicking Cerebral Assassin” persona that he truly is. I’m ok with “The Rhodes Scholars”/Bellas feud with Brodus Clay/Sweet T./Naomi/Cameron. They all work well together and I’d be fine if their was a potential Mixed 8-Person Tag-Team bout at ‘Mania.

The best part about the final segment was the Hall-Of-Famers! It was cool they didn’t announce beforehand who was going to be on the panel, and I was truly surprised by Bret “The Hitman” Hart. (Although, I’m really starting to feel old now with him having grey-white hair!) That was neat.

Bogus: While I think that the Ryback/Mark Henry “one-ups-manship” storyline is going well, I don’t think Ryback should’ve clotheslined Henry so easily on Friday’s Smackdown (read that fine report on this fine website!). I believe they should’ve have kept the physical contact until WrestleMania and kept us in suspense of who was truly more powerful.

Loved the match between Jericho and Ziggler (as usual), but didn’t love the ending. I think Fandango should’ve run back out to cost Jericho the match and Dolph should’ve kept his little winning streak alive. Both would’ve enhanced each other this way going into ‘Mania.

Sad to say/see that “Champion VS. Champion” matches mean diddly squat these I love “The Shield” and all they are doing, but to me, this is just another 6-Man Match on the card. (Those used to be pretty special too, but now they seem to use them every other week!) I like the mini-feud between A.J. and Divas Champ Kaitlyn, but I think they rushed it tonight with the quick match. Should’ve been saved (and the full-on probably will) for WrestleMania.

I honestly think the panel promo could’ve been better and more to it. I just feel that the responses by both Cena and The Rock were almost the same as last year. As I’ve stated before, I’m just not invested because they are re-doing what was supposed to be “once in a lifetime.” Although I know it will be a superb wrestling match itself, I’m totally against the whole thing and stand by last year as the only time they should’ve feuded.

Overall, Raw was greatly improved this week and really felt back on track toward WrestleMania. I think this could’ve easily been the “go-home show,” but since that is next week, let’s see what they have in store for the last hype-up and push.

Until then, Be Excellent Wrestling-online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Who/what else could be added to “The Granddaddy Of Them All?” Could we get another Hall-Of-Fame Inductee announced? How will Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger continue to play mind games with each other? Finally, the WWE Champion himself, The Rock, will NOT be in attendance tonight, so what will John Cena have in store for his rival, to hammer home that point?

All of the above, and much more, I’m sure, so read on!

Monday Night Raw TV Report for March 18th, 2013 – “Here We Go Again.”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

A montage starts out, beginning with Brock Lesnar and Triple H’s feud, then the latest events in the new rivalry between The Undertaker and C.M. Punk.

Michael Cole welcomes us to tonight’s show and one of the main-event stars for WrestleMania XXIX kicks off Raw!

Segment #1: Arena Promo

John Cena is back and welcomed back in Pittsburgh! He is sporting is usual t-shirt, this time coloured in bright-yellow, which are the Pittsburgh Steelers team colours.

He tells the fans who are split between he and WWE Champion The Rock, that they have 20 days left to pick a side. He wants to give The Rock’s fans a short, simple message – “your time is up, our time is now!” John promises that he is focused and ready for WrestleMania.

“The Primetime Players,” Darren Young and Titus O’Neil interrupt. Titus is donned in an afro and coveralls, pretending to be Titus’ “Uncle Rufus ‘Pancake’ Patterson.” Bottom line, because this was really stupid, they challenge Cena to a match with Young. Cena accepts and the bout is on!

Match #1: Single – John Cena VS. Darren Young (with “Primetime Players” partner Titus O’Neil)

Cena charges right away with fists and a bulldog to send Young to the outside.

Commercials.

Back live, John takes Darren down with two shoulder-block tackles and a spin-out backdrop. He nails the “5-Knuckle Shuffler” fistdrop and Attitude Adjustment for the quick victory!

Winner: John Cena

Also tonight, The Undertaker will return and Ryback is in action next!

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Match #2: Single – David Otunga VS. Ryback

(I think you know how this will go!) Ryback immediately picks up Otunga and runs him into the corner. He smashes his shoulder into David’s gut, then drops him with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, delivers a “Meathook” clothesline, and finishes him off with the “Shellshocked’ Marching Samoan Drop.

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

Post-match, Ryback takes the microphone and threatens that he, Shamus, and Randy Orton will “tear ‘The Shield’ apart. As far as ‘The World’s Strongest Man’ is concerned, on my way to WrestleMania, we will cross again. And when that time comes, everyone knows, it will be ‘feeding time.’”

Mark Henry quickly responds to the challenge and begins to walk down. Before he can pursue, Smackdown! Assistant Teddy Long convinces him to stop. Managing Supervisor is on the other side of Henry, and she announces that Ryback is pulled from the 6-Man Tag Match, and instead will go one-on-one with Mark Henry! In his answer, Ryback picks up Otunga and gives him another “Shellshock.”

Later tonight, Triple H and Brock Lesnar will sign their contract for WrestleMania.

Up next, Fandango – will he or won’t he? (Truthfully, I don’t really care!)

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – Fandango (with Dancer Valet) VS. The Great Khali (with Natalya)

Wow, he’s actually going to wrestle! Fandango does have a fancy entrance, complete with streamers on the stage and a pyrotechnic image of himself in the ring. Unfortunately for him, he also gets absolutely NO reaction from the fans.

Prior to the bout, Fandango offers the “beautiful, sensual, Canadian slice of Heaven” Natalya to pronounce his name. She starts to, then orders Khali to get him. Fandango hops out of the ring and walks out, because, once again, no one said his name correctly. (Boring and waste of time!)

Winner: No Contest due to No Official Match Start

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Match #4: Single – R-Truth VS. “The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow

On his way to the ring, Sandow quotes Henry David Leroe, saying “rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.” Damien claims that Leroe is “rolling over in his grave right now, with that man in the ring calling himself ‘R-Truth.’

And judging by his appearance and actions, the ‘R’ obviously stands for ‘repugnant.’ Your welcome!” Truth retorts with a little poetry of his own: “your beard is weird, and you talk a lot. I’ve got four sweet words for you – ‘you gonna get got!’ You’re welcome!”

They circle around and then Damien hits Truth with some stiff hands and knees to the gut and back. Truth is run off the ropes and comes back with a sunset flip for two, but gets beaten on again.

Truth fights out of a grounding rear chinlock, but is taken down with knees and a side Russian legsweep. Truth gets some momentum back, with a couple clotheslines and flying headscissors. As Truth hit the Scissors kick, Sandow rolls out of the ring and walks away. The referee begins the count and reaches 10!

Winner via Count-Out: R-Truth

Backstage, The Bella Twins are ogling Cody Rhodes when Divas Champion Kaitlyn walks in. She tells the girls they can have Cody, and he can have them too, mustaches and all!

Up next, The Undertaker is back!

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

After recalling last week with Kane, C.M. Punk, and The Undertaker, “The Phenom” makes his grand entrances. He informs Punk that he has “sealed your own fate when you decided to make this personal. There’s no escaping what’s going to happen to you at WrestleMania. I’m going to hurt you, and I’m going to hurt your own soul.”

In a new low, C.M. Punk appears on the TitanTron and mocks the late, great Paul Bearer with his voice and The Urn. He pretty much claims that he is a “high power” and he is “the one” to beat The Undertaker and cause him to be 20 – 1. (Seriously, we get the point that Punk is a jerk, this does not need to be exemplified this way – it really is disrespectful and over the line in my opinion.)

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Match #5: Tag-Team – Primo and Epico (with Rosa Mendes) VS. Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) (Non Title)

Kane is totally unfocussed right now, but still dominates over Primo. Bryan tags himself in and settles Kane down, then gets rolling on Primo. Daniel hits a knee-to-the-gut and kicks in the corner. He counters a sunset flip attempt with a harsh knee-to-the-face.

He backdrops Epico but gets distracted and kneed from behind. Epico and Primo switch back and forth, with mudhole stomps, and a nice high dropkick. Epico locks on a surfboard stretch, but Bryan flips him over. Primo is back in, but gets flipped by Bryan, and Daniel manages to barely get the tag. Kane is in and unloads on Primo, flying off the top rope with a clothesline, and as he signals for the Chokeslam, A.J.’s music hits.

She runs out and skips around the ring, but this does not distract the Tag Champs as intended, as Kane does Chokeslam Epico for the 1 – 2 – 3!

winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Segment #3: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews is with the 9-Time Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho! He wants to become a 10-Time Intercontinental Champion and make a huge impact at WrestleMania like The Rock and The Undertaker.

For some reason, Fandango walks in and orders Jericho to pronounce his name correctly. Jericho says it “every which way but loose” (to borrow a movie title!), which irritates Fandango.

Randy Orton and Sheamus team to take on “3.M.B.” while up next, Cody Rhodes will face World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio!

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Match #6: Single – Cody Rhodes VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Cody gets a few quick shots in before Del Rio fires back with a hurricanrana. He rolls around out of a wrist lock and trips up Rhodes into a La Mahistral roll-up. Cody headbutts Alberto into the corner and whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckles.

Del Rio counters a run with a flapjack and then kicks him hard in the side-of-the-head. 1 – 2 – Cody kicks out! Rhodes takes over again, reversing a suplex into one of his own for another two-count. Cody grounds Del Rio with a leg scissors, then makes him miss in the turnbuckle, as Alberto runs shoulder-first into the steel ring post.

Del Rio comes back with a snapmare and kick-to-the-back. He low-dropkicks Rhodes off the side of the ring, forcing his head to bounce off the ring apron.

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Back live, Cody is in control again, as during the break, he managed to hit the “Disaster Kick” on the outside using the barricade! Rhodes works over Del Rio’s left knee, pushing against it with his own.

Cody attempts a suplex from the top turnbuckle, but Alberto counters with a flapjack! The World Heavyweight Champion is fired up with clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He nails him with a harsh kick for a near fall! Alberto is warming up for the Cross Armbreaker, but Rhodes fights out of it and dives off the top rope with a moonsault! 1 – 2 – kickout by Del Rio!

Del Rio counters again and tosses Cody to the ring apron. He uses the ropes to deliver the “Backstabber” backbreaker for two! Cody tried for a knee in the corner but misses, and Del Rio manages to clamp on the Cross Armbreaker for the tap out!

Winner via Submission: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post match, Jack Swagger, Del Rio’s WrestleMania opponent, assaults both Alberto and Rodriguez. As Jack was pounding on Del Rio, Ricardo hopped on the back of him but was chucked over the ropes.

Del Rio regained his composure and brawled with Swagger to the outside. He then gazes at Zeb Colter, but before he can do any damage, Jack recovers and shoves him in to the steel steps, then tosses him over the announce table. As he walks to the ramp, Colter points out a downed Rodriguez.

Jack runs him over with a clothesline, then locks on the “Patriot Lock” Ankle Lock. He has appeared to injure Ricardo’s ankle, probably breaking it.

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Segment #4: Hall-Of-Fame Promo

A new person will be added to this year’s Hall-Of-Fame and he is Booker T! To borrow his catchprhase, ” now can you dig that, sucka?!” (Excellent selection – Stevie Ray for the inductor?) Video highlights of his storied career are played.

Up next, Randy Orton makes his entrance for his tag-team match.

Commercials.

Match #7: Tag-Team – “The Viper” Randy Orton and “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus VS. “3.M.B.” (Drew McIntyre and Heath Slater) (with “3.M.B.” member Jinder Mahal)

Sheamus clubs away on Drew to start out, then tags in Orton who its a nice dropkick (as “The King” called it). Back to Sheamus who pounds away on McIntyre’s chest against the ropes, then springboards off the ropes with “The Battering Ram” shoulder-tackle.

Jinder distracts Sheamus, so Drew takes advantage with a stiff clothesline and tags in Slater. They kick away in the corner on Sheamus, then switches with Drew again who nails Sheamus in the face with a big boot.

Heath comes back in and hits a high calf kick, then holds up Sheamus for Drew, but the fighting Irishman battles out, and manages to get the hot high-five to “The Viper!”

Orton is momentum-filled, hitting clotheslines and the slingshot-DDT. Sheamus cuts off both Drew and Mahal with The Brogue Kick, while Randy plants Slater with the R.K.O. to get the W!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton and “The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus

Post-match, “The Shield” make their appearance for the night, surrounding the ring. However, a certain 7-footer runs down (and impressively fast, I might add for his size!) and measures up against Rollins, Reigns, and Ambrose.

The Big Show appears to scare off “The Shield” and align himself with Sheamus and Orton. Big Show points to the WrestleMania sign, then walks off, leaving Orton and Sheamus to contemplate.

Segment #5: Movie Promo

WWE Champion The Rock’s trailer and behind-the-scenes footage of “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” airs.

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Match #8: Single – Kofi Kingston VS. “The Show-Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

Elbow/collar tie-up begins, as does traded wristlocks. Kofi takes Dolph down with a couple of armdrags, then clamps on an armlock. Ziggler turns it into a grounding side headlock of his own, but gets leaped over a couple times by Kofi, then taken down with a jumping elbow.

Dolph moves out of the corner, then nails a resounding-smacking dropkick and locks in a grounding rear chinlock, complete with headstand!

Dolph attempts a corner splash of his own, but eats turnbuckle, allowing Kingston to comeback with a Russian legsweep out of the sleeper. Kofi springboard-splashes Ziggler for a two-count, then leaps up with another high elbow.

He jumps on Dolph again with the “Boom Drop” legdrop, and flips his way out of a reverse powerslam. Kofi runs at Dolph on the outside off the apron, but Langston cuts him off. Ziggler shoves him back in, and yanks him down with the “Zig-Zag” for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Show-Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

Post-match, Kane’s pyro goes boom, and the Tag-Team Champions walk out on stage. Bryan congratulates Dolph on getting them on the same page, and Kane challenges Big E. and Ziggler to a match. On behalf of Ziggler and Langston, A.J. accepts, if the Tag-Team Championship is on the line at WrestleMania. Daniel gives it some thought, then chants “yes, yes, yes, yes, yes…!”

Up next, another WrestleMania main event preview featuring WWE Champion The Rock and John Cena.

Segment #6: WrestleMania Preview

This is the same video from last week, chronicling the feud between John Cena and WWE Champion The Rock. (Still though, fantastic highlight package!)

The Intercontinental Championship is on the line now, as The Miz makes is way to the ring!

Commercials.

Match #9: Triple-Threat for the Intercontinental Championship – The Miz (Challenger) VS. Wade Barrett (Champion) VS. Chris Jericho (Challenger)

The three face off, and Barrett tries to eliminate both early. Jericho comes back with an elbow off the ropes and clotheslines Wade over the ropes, then gets rolled-up by Miz for a quick two!

Miz front-dropkicks Barrett through the ropes, and Jericho follows with a slingshot splash to the outside! He rolls Barrett into the ring, and hits a dropkick for another near fall!

Miz pulls Jericho out and shoves him against the apron, then sunset flips Barrett for two! Miz kicks “Y2J” from the apron, but gets beaten on by the Intercontinental Champion. He climbs the turnbuckle, and Jericho follows in, giving way for the “Tower Of Doom” powerbomb/suplex combo!

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Back live, Barrett and Jericho wrestle in the ring, while Miz is kicked to the outside. Jericho chops Wade, but gets a knee-to-the-gut in return. Barrett works on Jericho with a grounding rear chinlock, but Chris battles back with shoulder blocks and a diving crossbody!

He hits the bulldog and is gaining momentum, until Miz pulls him over the ropes. Miz tries for his back/neckbreaker combo, but Wade shoves him into the ropes and plants him with the “Winds Of Change” spinning slam! 1 – 2 – Miz kicks out! He wiggles out of a “Wasteland” attempt, dropkicks Barrett in the knee, then locks on the Figure 4! However, Jericho flies in with the Lionsault. 1 – 2 – no, Miz kicks out!

Miz is taken out, and Jericho turns Barrett around into the Walls Of Jericho! (Huge pop from the fans!) The I.C. Champ struggles to the ropes, and Miz grabs Jericho to attempt a “Skull Krushing Finale.”

They both toss Wade over, and “Y2J” Victory Rolls Miz for a two, then hits him with the Codebreaker. Both Barrett and Jericho trade covers on Miz, then Wade is thrown into the Barricade.

DDT by Miz for a close one, then a big boot for another near fall on Jericho! Barrett is still on the outside after being dropkick too by Jericho. “Y2J” misses with the enziguri but kicks Miz off another Figure 4 attempt. Miz drops Jericho with the “S.K.F.” front Russian legsweep, but Barrett sneaks back in and rolls up Miz for the hard-fought victory!

Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion: Wade Barrett

Following footage of the world-premier party of the movie, “The Call,” Triple H is on his way to the ring.

Commercials.

Segment #10: Arena Promo

Triple H is out first, then Paul Heyman walks out with “security.” He informs “The Game” that he is just the “advocate,” and tells HHH that he is afraid of the predicament he and Lesnar has put him in.

#1 is that he doesn’t wrestle Brock and disappoint the entire WWE Universe, or #2 sign the contract and fight Lesnar without even knowing the stipulations.

Heyman threatens that they will only tell him the stipulations when he signs the contract. Triple H doesn’t care, he wants it now. Heyman milks it for all it’s worth, then shows the footage they love to watch – Lesnar taking out Vince McMahon and Triple H coming to the rescue.

Paul E. finally lays out the big stipulation: “the winner of the match gets your wife, Stephanie. But since we’re talking personally, we all know that wouldn’t work, because wouldn’t it be more fitting if the LOSER gets Stephanie?”

Triple H loses it, and even though the “security” try to cover Heyman, HHH fights right through them and gets to Paul, laying a beating on him. Heyman has a little cut above his right eye, then HHH lays him on the table and signs the contract. He orders him to call “his monster” and pushes Heyman out of the ring, throwing the chair on him.

Lesnar responds, charging out and smashing a chair on the ramp, to which “The Game” answers with his “toy” of choice, the sledgehammer. Heyman convinces Brock to back down, and Lesnar hocks the chair into the ring.

At the top of the stage, a disheveled Heyman reveals the REAL stipulation for WrestleMania: “ladies and gentleman, and Triple H. It will be Triple H VS. Brock Lesnar, at WrestleMania, no count-out, no-disqualification, no stopping the match for any single solitary reason because your match against Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania will be ‘no holds barred!’ I almost forgot, must be the beating I took, when you face Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania, the added stipulation that we picked, is that your career is on the line!”

“You got it, game over,” Heyman tells Lesnar as they happily smirk at a stunned Triple H to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Ah, back to the average-to-low-average Raw. Honestly, this wasn’t that great of a show, especially in the first half. There will be a lot more in the “bogus” section this week compared to the last few! On to the analysis for why.

Excellence: The continuity of the A.J./Dolph/Big E./Kane/Daniel Bryan angle – liked A.J. coming out to distract Kane/Bryan in their match, even though it was to no avail. And then later (following a beautiful bout between Kofi and Ziggler) “Team Hell No” issuing the challenge and A.J. responding for the Championships at WrestleMania! Also, like that I see Dolph back on the winning path and going somewhere again.

I like the switching of Ryback into his match with Mark Henry. I actually think this will be a pretty good contest, as Henry has greatly improved over the last couple years. Again though, now they should definitely NOT touch each other to hype the suspense of to “behemoth’s” going at it!

The feud between Jack Swagger and World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio is awesome – I think this is the BEST for the WrestleMania right now. It’s a back-to-basics rivalry with no b.s. involved. Just two men fighting over a World Title, and a twist of “truth” thrown in with Zeb Colter to heat it up even more. I love the physicality between then, and honestly, I can see either winning at ‘Mania and this still going for another month. (But probably no more afterward).

Orton/Sheamus/”3.M.B.” was much better and longer that I thought. Glad they just didn’t “job” the trio quickly again. And it was a decent “warm-up” to see if Sheamus/Randy could team together.

Every positive word one can think of can be thrown in to describe the Intercontinental Championship match. That was AWESOME, and glad it was the main event match tonight. It put true emphasis on (what used to be) one of the greater championships and kudos to Michael Cole for putting over the bout and title well too. I hope this isn’t the end and the I.C. Championship is once again elevated to where it used to be. I would be very happy if they did this rematch at WrestleMania again. Barrett, Jericho, and Miz could easily come up with new ways to keep fans intrigued with the same match over and over!

Congratulations Booker T. Well deserved and fitting, since his first major character was “Harlem Heat,” in New York, so good place to have his induction. There’s a man that also has truly gone through lots of personal turmoil and risen to beat the odds and become one of the best in his profession. (As the old cliche’ goes!) I am truly loving this selection for the Hall-Of-Fame class, and am more excited for it than WrestleMania! (To bad they don’t air it fully up in Canada! Oh well, will be waiting and buying the DVD!)

Bogus: Lots! Starting with the opening promo/match, that was just dumb and pointless. I really don’t have any words for it, and unfortunately, it made the “Primetime Players” – one of the better tag-teams in recent memory – look really, really weak. It also did NOTHING to bring up Cena’s status for WrestleMania. He didn’t need to do this tonight.

I get that C.M. Punk is just supposed to be a jerk, but while I also think that it was one of his weaker promos tonight, I just totally disagree with them (WWE) using a recently passed member of the “family” (William Moody a.k.a. “Paul Bearer”) to enhance a storyline. Even though I know it wouldn’t have gone through if The Undertaker wasn’t cool with it, I just think it is not necessary. This segment was much like how they had Randy Orton disrespect the late-great Eddie Guerrero with his low-rider and that storyline with Rey Mysterio in 2006. Unfortunate and un-needed. Much like I said last week, they should’ve have left it at Undertaker and Kane respectfully paying tribute to their friend and manager. Figure out other ways to build the angle – there are plenty more, I’m sure!

Fandango is a waste of time – write this character out, now please!

I didn’t get why Sandow walked out on the match. It was a great match, but I just don’t see that going anywhere. Waste of talent!

The stipulation for Lesnar/HHH. It’s been done before and the only person to actually stick to it out of the many has been Shawn Michaels. I’m not buying it, UNLESS the twist is, they truly mean CAREER and Triple H has to stay off TV forever (in “WWE Terms” a year) and relinquish his other duties too. Then I could be a little more into it, but still not too much. Feeling “rehashed.”

Again, I really felt this was just a “throw-away” Raw almost, and as mentioned above, not feeling some of the builds. I think the matches themselves will be fantastic at ‘Mania, but some are redone (actually) or reused with another wrestler. We shall see next week, maybe the last two before he “Showcase of the Immortals” can change my mind.

Until then, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Monday Night Raw Report for March 11th, 2013 – “Remembrance and Respect”

Introduction Segment: Tribute

Justin Roberts asks the fans to rise to pay their respects to the late William Moody, a.k.a “Paul Bearer.” The amazing and sincere tribute video airs, with some new clips of his career and other superstars (Brodus Clay, The Miz) commenting. In the arena, the fans clap and the lights go out.

The famous “gong” then rings and The Undertaker, who Paul Bearer guided to superstardom, walks out. The Urn, a symbolic presence of Paul Bearer, and The Undertaker is in the middle of the ring. ‘Taker circles it, then gets on bended knee and stares, as a picture of William Moody in his Paul Bearer makeup is shown on the Titantron, with the words “In Memory of William Moody ‘Paul Bearer’ 1954 – 2013.”

Paul Bearer’s image quickly changes into C.M. Punk’s entrance video, and the “Straight-Edge” superstar walks out to irrespectively interrupt the homage. (Ok, honestly, you knew this was going to happen.) He does offer his condolences, but also his apologies, because “The Second-City Saint” claims that after WrestleMania, The Undertaker will be 20 – 1. The Undertaker just glares at him.

Up next, The Big Show will face “The Shield’s” Seth Rollins.

Commercials.

During the break, Kane had come out to try and take out C.M. Punk for his blatant lack of respect for Paul Bearer. Kane is tearing through the backstage area, looking for Punk.

Match #1: Single – The Big Show VS. Seth Rollins (with “The Shield” members Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns)

Big Show dominates early and quickly, shoving Rollins away as he tried to punch him, then chucking him through the ropes onto the other members. This turns out to be a brawl between all, so this bout ends in a dq.

Winner via Disqualification: The Big Show

Post-match, Ambrose manages to take Show down, and Reigns spears the heck out of him! They continue to assault him and signal for their Triple-Powerbomb. Impressively, Rollins and Ambrose place Show on Reigns’ shoulders, who drives the almost-500-pounder to the canvas! “This is justice!” shouts Ambrose, as they stand over Big and pound their fists together.

Segment #1: Office Promo

C.M. Punk barges into Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero’s office, complaining about Kane’s attack from earlier. Guerrero rightfully informs him that he disrespected the memory of Paul Bearer and The Undertaker’s tribute, so he will in fact take on Kane in a match tonight. Punk slightly protests and then walks off.

Tag-Team Champion and “Team Hell-No” Member Daniel Bryan makes his entrance and prepares for his upcoming bout.

Ads.

Segment #2: Remembering Paul Bearer

Throughout the night, highlights of Paul Bearer’s career will be aired. The first is his debut as The Undertaker’s manager, on February 16th, 1991.

Match #2: Single – Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan VS. “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

Elbow/collar tieup, which Ziggler turns into a wristlock, but Bryan flips into one of his own, then takes down Dolph with a flapjack. He locks in a full-on surfboard stretch. Ziggler quickly counters with a high, picture-perfect dropkick but gets reversed in the corner. Bryan kicks away, then hits a running dropkick for a near fall! Daniel begins to work over Dolph’s left arm, then tosses him over the ropes. He goes to run outside, but Langston hops up on the apron and stops his momentum.

Commercials.

Back live, the tables have turned, as Dolph now has Bryan in a headstand headlock. Bryan reverses a dropkick into a slingshot-into-the-corner and runs at him with a front dropkick. Ziggler delivers a boot of his own, but gets rolled up, however kicks out just before the count! Bryan nails him with repeated kicks, including a stiff one to the face for a two-count!

Ziggler climbs the ropes, but Daniel cuts him off and tries to bring him down with a back body drop, but Ziggler spins around in midair with a crossbody lateral press! 1 – 2 – kickout by Bryan. Dolph drops Daniel across the ropes and hits the Fameasser, but Bryan kicks out again!

Daniel grips on the “No-Lock” Crossface, but A.J. jumps on the apron and Langston pulls Dolph to the ropes. Bryan clamps it on again, but Ziggler works his way out of it, ducks a kick, and brings Bryan down with the Zig-Zag for the hard-fought victory!

Winner via Pinfall: “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Show Off” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

Post-match, A.J. gives Langston a blissful look and he proceeds to plant Bryan with his finisher.

Ads.

Match #3: Single – Tensai (with “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay and “The Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron) VS. Fandango (with Dancer)

Much like last week, again lame, with Fandango refusing to take part because Tensai didn’t say his name.

Commercials.

Segment #3: Remembering Paul Bearer

His return in 2004, at WrestleMania XX on March 14th, is highlighted. (That was a cool entrance and comeback!)

Match #3: Tag-Team – “The Rhodes Scholars” (“The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) VS. “The New Age Outlaws (“Road Dogg” Jesse James and “Badd Ass” Billy Gunn)

Road Dogg begins with Rhodes, and controls early, knocking him down with a punch. Cody quickly gets back up and takes Road out with the Disaster Kick. Unfortunately, this match ends sooner, as Brock Lesnar marches out and obliterates Jesse James and Billy Gunn with F5′s.

Winners: No Contest due to outside interference

Post-match, Paul Heyman takes the microphone and recaps the fact that Lesnar has taken out all who are connected with Triple H – Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon, and now the New Age Outlaws. Heyman then informs us that Brock is ready – he will take on “The Cerebral Assassin” at WrestleMania XXIX.

However, only if they can name the stipulations AFTER Triple H signs the contract. “And if you ain’t down with that, I got to words for ya – ‘Brock Lesnar’!” Heyman exclaims and then walks out with his client.

Ads.

Match #4: Single – Kofi Kingston VS. “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

This is all Henry, cornering Kofi and splashing him. He knees him so hard in the face that Kingston flies out of the ring! Henry stalks Kofi, but runs into the ring post himself, and Kofi takes advantage, using the ring steps to jump off and hit Henry with a flying forearm! Kofi ascends and dives off with the crossbody, but Henry just catches him and plants him with the “World’s Strongest Slam” for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Cody Rhodes is making nice and chatting up Divas Champion Kaitlyn, when his partner Damien Sandow walks in. He tells him that they have a date with better Divas – doubling the pleasure, at it is with The Bella Twins, who are back in WWE! However, that encounter will have to wait, as Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero tells them that they have another match later tonight, against Sheamus and Randy Orton! “You’re welcome” she tells Damien.

Ryback is in action, next!

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Ryback VS. Heath Slater (with “3.M.B.” Member Drew McIntyre)

I think you know how this goes – as Mark Henry watches on, Ryback polishes Slater off with the “Shell Shock” Marching Samoan Drop.

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

Post-match, he and Henry “one-up” each other by planting Drew with their respective finishing maneuvers.

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Match #6: Single – United States Champion Antonio Cesaro VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Cesaro wristlocks Alberto then kicks at him in the corner, until Del Rio double-boots him and brings the U.S. Champ down with a Hurricanrana! Alberto dives off the turnbuckle with a beautiful crossbody. He tries again on the second rope, but is cut under by Cesaro, who begins to take control.

He runs at Del Rio in the corner with a European Uppercut, then tries another but misses. Del Rio now clotheslines Cesaro a couple times, and spins him around with a tilt-a-whirl slam. He gears up and nails Cesaro with a vicious kick-to-the-head. He ties up Antonio in the ropes and delivers hands to his kidney. Del Rio takes another chance off the ropes but driven down instead with another uppercut! 1 – 2 – 2 1/2 – kickout by Del Rio.

Cesaro can’t believe how close that was, but gets back to work, however his moves are countered and reversed into the Cross Armbreaker tap out!

Winner via Submission: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (With Ricardo Rodriguez)

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews attempts to interview Kane, who just stands there and holds Paul Bearer’s urn in recollection.

Commercials.

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Segment #6: Remembering Paul Bearer

Highlights of Paul bringing in Kane and their storyline from 1997 are recalled. (This was the year I really started to get into wrestling and was my first “true” introduction to Bearer)

Segment #7: WrestleMania XXIX Preview

A montage video, featuring the song “Letters From The Sky” by Civil Twilight, is played, chronicling the feud between The Rock and John Cena over the last year.

Randy Orton makes his entrance for his tag-team contest next!

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Match #7: Tag-Team – “Rhodes Scholars” (“The Intellectual Saviour Of The WWE” Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton and Sheamus

Orton hits an elbow and suplex on Sandow for two, then switches with Sheamus. The Irishman rolls over Cody with a fireman’s carry, but gets taken advantage of by Sandow, who took him to the outside. In the ring, Rhodes dominates, locking Sheamus in a grounding rear chinlock. Sheamus comes back with a harsh clothesline, then manages to tag in Orton.

“The Viper” hits clotheslines and a powerslam, then follows up with a t-bone suplex. 1 – 2 – Rhodes gets his shoulder up! Randy attempts the slingshot DDT, but Sandow pulls his partner out of harm’s way. On the floor, team “Rhodes Scholars” double-team Orton, then get Randy back in the ring, where they continue the double-team.

Sandow drops the “Elbow Of Distain” on Randy for a near fall! Cody in and works over his former partner. He takes to the top, but is cut off by Randy, and brought down with a huge suplex!

Both men tag respectively, but it is Sheamus who gets the better of Sandow, hammering fists across his chest against the ropes. “White Noise” is given and Sheamus hypes up for the Brogue Kick. He nails it as Orton drives Rhodes down with the R.K.O.! 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton and Sheamus

Up next, Chris Jericho and his “Highlight Reel” return with Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett and The Miz!

Commercials.

A clip shows that “The Shield” assaulted both Sheamus and Randy Orton during the break.

Segment #8: Arena Promo

“Welcome to ‘Raw Is Jericho!’” Following footage of “The Marine 3,” “Y2J” brings out the star and his guest – The Miz. Before he can get a word in, Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett interjects and boasts about his movie, “Dead Man Down” which opened in the top five.

Miz does a horrible English accent, making fun of (and putting to shame) Barrett and the British. Jericho just stands by while the two get into an argument about their movies and Miz pretty much challenging him to a match for the I.C. Title. He does finally say something, then takes off his jacket and gets in Wade’s face.

He reminds the “Barrett Barrage” of how he helped bring him into WWE and win the first NXT. He also recalls how he is a 9-time Intercontinental Champion, and out rightly issues a contest.

The “Assistant To The Managing Supervisor,” Brad Maddox, introduces himself and makes an announcement courtesy of him and Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero. He books The Miz and Chris Jericho to face each other now, for the #1 Contender’s spot to the I.C. Championship. The winner takes on Wade next week for the title.

Ads.

Match #8: Single for the #1 Contender’s Spot to the Intercontinental Championship – “The Awesome One” The Miz VS. “Y2J” Chris Jericho

The bout is in progress, and Jericho hits a backdrop and locks Miz in a semi-Dragon Sleeper. Miz fights out and whips Jericho into the corner, twice and hits a couple clotheslines, but gets shoulder-blocked down. Miz tosses Jericho over the top rope, but Jericho lands on the apron and the “Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rollah” dives off the turnbuckle with an axe-handle smash!

Miz catches him with a boot for a near fall. Miz runs at Jericho again, but is caught in a “Walls Of Jericho” position, however he still shoves him off. Miz tries a Figure-4, but Jericho turns it into another attempted “Walls,” which Miz reverses into a pin combo, only for Jericho to kick out.

Jericho finally clamps on the “Walls Of Jericho,” but Miz struggles and makes it to the ropes for the break. On the outside, Jericho whips into Wade, and predictably, he hammers away at both competitors, causing a double-dq.

Winner: None via Double-Disqualification

Post-match, Miz and Jericho double-team Barrett, laying him out with the both their finishers respectively, “The Skull-Krushing Finale” Front Russian Legsweep, and the “Codebreaker” double-knee-facebuster.

Segment #9: Video Promo

Another “We The People” video airs, only this time it is Ricardo Rodriguez and World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio dressed up as Zeb Colter and the “Real American” Jack Swagger, making fun of them, talking about Mexican food.

Obviously steaming mad, Swagger and Colter are on their way out, walking through the backstage area.

Commercials.

Segment #10: Remembering Paul Bearer

From WrestleMania XI, an investigation into the “missing” (also) late-great Hall-Of-Famer Yokozuna. This was following the casket match at Survivor Series 1994, where The Undertaker got revenge in a casket match with Yokozuna. (I was not watching at that point, so I’m guessing Yokozuna was off T.V. for a long while?).

Bearer was “interviewed” by a famous T.V. actor, who played the detective, alongside another Hall-Of-Famer, Mr. Fuji, who was Yokozuna’s manager. (Another great example of Moody’s superb acting skills)

Match #9: Single – Sin Cara VS. “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Prior to the bout, Colter and Swagger rips Cara and Del Rio for the usual from the last few weeks. Sin starts off fast with his dodgy maneuvers, including a jumping body press from the top rope to the outside. Eventually, he is caught with a boot-to-the-gut after diving, and Swagger takes over. He begins to work over Cara’s ankle, then locks on the “Patriot” Ankle lock for the tapout!

Winner via Submission: “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Post-match, Alberto Del Rio charges to the ring and beats down on Jack. He manages to clamp on the Cross Armbreaker, but Colter pulls his companion to safety.

Segment #11: Video Promo

Halle Berry, famous actress, is interviewed about her new movie “The Call.” During it, she is interrupted by both David Otunga and Kane on cell phones, talking about their connections. (This was just dumb, and goes nowhere – extremely lame.)

Ads.

It is announced that Mark Henry will face Ryback on Smackdown, Friday. (Man, I really hope not and they do save this until ‘Mania!)

Match #10: “No Disqualification” Single – “The Second-City Saint” C.M. Punk VS. “The Big Red Machine” Kane

Kane is carrying Paul Bearer’s/The Undertaker’s Urn with him, in another tribute to the late-great William Moody. Immediately, Punk suicide dives to the outside and kicks away at Kane against the barricade. Kane fires back with an uppercut and chucks him into the wall.

He hurls him into the ring post too, then drops him on the barricade and over into the time keeper’s section. Kane tears apart the announce table, but then gets a gut full of the ring bell from Punk. Punk axe-handles him from the barricade, but gets a monitor to his stomach in return. Kane drops the cover of the commentator’s table onto Punk, then elbows him on the apron.

In the ring, Kane sets up C.M. on the top rope, but Punk battles out and dives off with an elbow. 1 – 2 – Kane kicks out! Punk continues to kick Kane in the corner, then runs at him with the high-knee, twice. He attempts the bulldog, but gets shoved away and tossed over the ropes to the outside.

Commercials.

Back live, Punk gets out of an over-the-shoulder move, kicks him in the face, and flies at Kane with a forearm/elbow. 1 – 2 – Kane kicks out again! Punk sets up a chair in the corner, but gets reversed and whipped into the steel object back-first! Kane clotheslines C.M. numerous times and drops him with a sidewalk slam.

He puts Punk outside again and then throws a bunch of chairs back in the ring. Kane grabs Punk’s throat for the Chokeslam, but gets countered into a DDT onto the chair! 1 – 2 – Kane still kicks out!

Punk whales away with the chair to the stomach and back of Kane, then gives him a roundhouse kick. “The Straight-Edge Superstar” signals for the “Go-To-Sleep,” but the “gong” rings out, distracting Punk. He turns around into a third Chokeslam attempt, which is successful for the victory to Kane!

Winner via Pinfall: Kane

Post-match, The Undertaker walks out to the stage, and the shade to dark blue. Both Kane and Undertaker kneel, as the “In Memoriam” picture of William Moody appears on the Titantron again. Punk comes back in and hits Kane in the back of the head with the Urn, then continues to smash him with it, until Undertaker walks on down and gives the “throat-slash” signal, while Punk kneels at the top of the ramp like Undertaker with the Urn in hand, to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

I thought this was another great Raw. Many, many good things came out with solid continuing builds towards WrestleMania XXIX, and to be honest, the best was the entire show “given” to William Moody, a.k.a. “Paul Bearer.”

Excellence: The opening of Raw with the tribute to Paul Bearer. I thought that was very kind to do, very sincere. It was nice they dedicated a whole show to him, playing his greatest highlights throughout his legendary career. I’m glad they did it this way, instead of just mentioning it at the beginning or in the middle, like they have with others and not carry on. He was a major contributor to WWF/WWE and overall, in my opinion, the person who boosted The Undertaker’s career to what it is today. I also don’t have a huge issue with C.M. Punk interrupting the tribute – maybe yes, the shouldn’t have done it (I can see that side) – but at least it wasn’t overly distasteful (read: “heart attack”) and right now, it does fit into his character. Plus, they definitely wouldn’t have done that without Undertaker’s consent, of all wrestlers! As well, Kane taking umbrage with Punk too was a nice touch for continuity reasons as well. That was cool to see his passion for someone he cares about deeply.

“The Shield” Triple-Powerbombing Big Show was impressive!

Fabulous match between Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler – the only question is – does this mean Dolph is back on track, or will this just be a “one-off” win, and he’ll be back to the way he was for the last few weeks? (I hope not!)

Love Paul Heyman’s promo and “threats” to Triple H. That will add more “steam” to their feud, and again, continuity with taking out the N.A.O.’s – “The Game’s” friends. (Although, would’ve liked that match to go a little longer – they “still have it!”)

Liking the rivalry between Ryback and Henry – if they are going to booked solid for WrestleMania XXIX, then the should NOT touch each other before then – leave that suspenseful! (So, in essence, somehow book their way out of upcoming match on Smackdown) The Bella Twins returning was a surprise, and I’m thinking they’re a good fit to be valets for “The Rhodes Scholars.” (By the way, also very happy to see them reunited – they should quickly win the Tag Titles for a long reign – revitalize the division.) Nice bout between Cesaro and Del Rio, however I (much like others) are concerned about a Champion losing week-after-week.

I liked the “WrestleMania Preview” for WWE Champion The Rock and John Cena. This was ok for this week, as since they’ve wrestled and did so much already last year, it would be the same and too much to have them on every episode. Plus, it was a great follow-up to last week’s promo between the two. (Granted, there’s only 3 now left until WrestleMania, so they need to be there next week onwards.)

The continuing feud for the World Heavyweight Championship. This rivalry is playing out beautifully, and again, right now, they have done no wrong!

Bogus: Fandango – same reason as last week. This is already old and stupid. Chris Jericho’s “highlight” reel. Way to predictable outcome there. Hopefully they turn this angle into a fight over the I.C. Championship and not movies, as that would be very lame. As already mentioned, the Halle Berry segment – that was just pointless!

The ending to Raw. I really think they should’ve just closed with ‘Taker and Kane paying their simultaneous tribute to Paul Bearer. Again, C.M. Punk interrupting at the opening was ok – it was mild and minimal, but the finish of Raw, I thought that it wasn’t necessary and too much. They had made their point before, and it should’ve been left at Undertaker and Kane giving respect to their long-time friend.

Overall, it was a pleasing episode, especially the recognition for William Moody and his contributions to the wrestling business. “Paul Bearer” was one of the three greatest managers ever, in my opinion, because he was a true character and really played up the part. (Side note/F.Y.I.: Jimmy Hart and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan are the other two for various reasons.) He made us believe in him and The Undertaker to start out with, and when he moved on to be a heel with Vader, Kane, and Mankind, respectively, he was great at being “smarmy” and a bit of a coward too. (When he’d go to hit a wrestler then run a way quickly.) The best part of him was his speech and mannerisms, whether cutting a promo or just being at ringside “cheering” on his charge (mainly Undertaker), Moody transformed himself into the role and was excellent at adding that extra energy to the match. He knew how to have chemistry and captivate the audience.

We will miss you William Moody, a.k.a. “Paul Bearer.” Thank you for all you did and who you were, and may you rest in peace.

We also look to the future, as WrestleMania XXIX is on the horizon. With the main events absolutely confirmed now, how will the combatants of The Rock and John Cena, as well as Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger, antagonize each other? Will some undercard bouts be filled tonight too? (I hope so). And, who will be the next inductee into the Hall-Of-Fame?

All this and much more. So read on, to be welcomed to …. Monday Night Raw!

Monday Night Raw Report for March 4th, 2013 – “Old School”

Introduction Segment: Welcoming

Ah yes, the clock is completely turned back. Right away, the old WWF (minus the “F”) logo appears on screen, then the arena is shown, with a mixed set between early and late nineties (The “Raw” letters are underneath the one, big Titantron and side structures). The ring is decked out in the classic red, white, and blue too. Ringside has just a black gate barricade.

The lights go out and the famous gong is heard! Amid smoke and flames appears The Undertaker! The Phenom approaches the entrance way and raises his arms.

Now, Mene Gene Okerlund’s voice is overheard as he talks about tonight’s “Old-School Raw,” citing the number of former superstars that may appear. The old Raw video (mixed with past and present superstars) plays, then the “popcorn” pyro blasts above the ring. Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us at ringside, sitting at the bare announce table, much like the mid 90s.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

“The Straight-Edge Superstar” C.M. Punk walks out. He says that he should be the one facing The Rock at WrestleMania XXIX for the WWE Championship. He should be in the main-event. However he is not, because as he claims, the fans stole that from him. So, instead, he is going to steal something from them.

Punk tells the fans they like numbers, so he is going to give them one – 20 and 1. C.M. declares that he will face and defeat The Undertaker at WrestleMania. Punk talks about streaks, between ‘Takers 20 – 0 WrestleMania streak and Punk’s 434-day reign as WWE Champion. He says that “1″ in Undertaker’s stats will be “straight-edge.”

The bout is not made official though, as three other wrestlers claim that they want to do the same. Randy Orton wants another shot, saying that he has grown up since 2005, when he last met “The Deadman” at the “show of shows.” The Big Show makes his claim, saying that he now has the “knockout” to do so. Sheamus now enters the festivities, truthfully saying he is new blood, and has never taken on ‘Taker before, so “The Phenom” has no idea what he’s about.

To settle all this, Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero walks out and declares a (predictable) Fatal-4-Way between the wrestlers in the ring. The winner will have a chance to break The Undertaker’s streak at WrestleMania XXIX and etch his “legacy.”

Also tonight, John Cena will come face-to-face with WWE Champion The Rock for the first time since last year’s WrestleMania XXVIII. And, Triple H will address Brock Lesnar later.

Up next, Ryback is in action!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – United States Champion Antonio Cesaro VS. Ryback (Non-Title)

As Cesaro made his entrance, a side video airs of him making fun of Ryback’s lack of speaking, while he himself can talk in five different languages. Antonio tries to get an advantage quick with a couple dropkicks and an uppercut, but Ryback blocks and corners the U.S. Champ. He picks him up and turns him around into a over-shoulder-powerslam. Ryback brings Cesaro back in the ring with a walking-stalling suplex and covers for a near-fall!

Cesaro counters with a headbutt, then punches away in the corner. He uses the top rope as a jawbreaker, but gets Military-Pressed as he tried a top-rope manoeuvre. Outside, Antonio runs Ryback into the post and the barricade, but Ryback manages to roll back before the count-out.

Ads.

Back live, Cesaro has Ryback clutched in a rear chinlock, but the big man battles out. He counters a run with a high back body drop and spinebuster, then gears up for the “Meathook” clothesline, but gets a stiff uppercut instead! Cesaro puts him in position for “The Neutralizer,” but Ryback manages to reverse into the “Shell-Shock” marching Samoan Drop for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

As he is walking to the back, Ryback is confronted by “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry. They stare each other down, as Henry walks right by him.

Match #2: Single – “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry VS. “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

(I think you can guess how this goes!). Ryder puts up a decent fight, but quickly falls to a harsh clothesline and “The World’s Strongest Slam” by Henry for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Showoff” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston) VS. “The Awesome One” The Miz (with Ric Flair)

They lock up and break away to begin the bout. Dolph knees Miz in the gut then punches him in the lip. He hammers away in the corner and delivers a harsh chop, then mocks Ric’s strut. This allowed Miz to fire back with a fierce hand and two kicks of his own, then he and Flair strut and have some fun for a quick break.

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Back live, Dolph is dominating again, dropping Miz with a neckbreaker. He grips on a grounding rear chinlock, “showing off” with a headstand. The two trade blows back and forth, then Miz slides through on apron into a sunset flip cover for two! Miz hits the back and neckbreaker combo for another close call, then Ziggler counters with a small package for two! Dolph jumps and brings Miz down with a DDT, receiving another two count!

He leaps on the back and begins to wear Miz down with the sleeper. Miz flip him over and throws him up in the air with a flapjack drop. He runs at Dolph in the corner with a clothesline, then dives off the top-rope with a double-axe-handle! A.J. climbs in the ring, which distracts the referee enough so Big E. can knock Miz down.

Flair intervenes and chops away at Langston, but to no effect on the big man. However, Miz slides out with a dropkick, taking out Ziggler’s bodyguard.

Dolph rolls-up Miz from behind, but Miz still kicks out! He catches a jumping Dolph and locks him in the Figure-4 submission for the inevitable tap-out!

Winner via Submission: The Miz (with Ric Flair)

Up next, they’re coming out early as WWE Champion The Rock will meet John Cena! (I truly thought, and think, this was to be/should be the last segment!)

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

WWE Champion The Rock makes his way to the ring first with a huge ovation. He takes the microphone and goes through his usual routine of “finally….!” He quickly mentions how long we are away from WrestleMania (34 days) and then John Cena’s music hits. He appears at the entrance way, looks at the camera, and says “this should be good.”

Cena says he had to come out right now, because he has been waiting for this moment for (almost) a year. Cena lists The Rock’s accomplishments, then informs him that he doesn’t know what it’s like to tell the world “you have to do something” and then fail. Cena says that he told everyone he had to win their match last year, then he failed.

“It makes you feel worthless.” John says that he could not get over that and he collapsed both professionally and personally. However, he also credits The Rock for his turn-around. Cena declares that it wasn’t just a coincidence that he won the Royal Rumble the same night The Rock won the WWE Championship, and that after The Rock booked his spot at WrestleMania, Cena beats C.M Punk a week letter with it all on the line.

Cena says that he has been “gifted” to rewrite history and right the biggest wrong. He came out to give The Rock a 34-day heads up that he is not throwing this chance away.

The Rock is actually happy to see this Cena. He is happy to see that “fire” again in Cena. He only wanted to face him at WrestleMania, because he knew what it meant to Cena. The Rock says that the only thing they share is the absolute desire to succeed and they are the only two in the locker room with that passion.

It matters to The Rock, because just like Cena, he connects with every fan in the arena or at home. In 34 days, according to The Rock, Cena is not getting redemption, but instead getting an ass-kicking.

Cena retorts and quotes legendary boxer Mike Tyson. Cena says that he had the greatest quote in sports history, “in order to be the greatest that ever lived, you have to beat everyone living.” Cena says that he has accomplished every goal and jumped every single road block in his career, except for you. “At WrestleMania XXIX, you’re time is up, and my time is now.”

The Rock disagrees. He says that his time is just getting started, and quotes another famous athlete. “Winning is about heart, you just got to have it in the right place.” The Rock says that was from (shamed) man Lance Armstrong, who was “full of crap and so are you.” Cena laughs, and says that in 34 days, “at WrestleMania XXIX, I will become the WWE Champion.”

The Rock tells Cena that he just “crystallized” everything that The Rock and John Cena are all about. “You think you can beat me, I know I can beat you. And at WrestleMania XXIX, in front of the world, I will beat you – again.”

The two rivals glare each other with the WrestleMania prominently in the background.

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Match #4: Single – “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) VS. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (with “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes” and “The American Hero” Sergeant Slaughter)

Loud “U.S.A.” chants as the Hall-Of-Famer gears up They circle around the ring and Jack hops out, grabbing the 2 x 4. He stalls for a few seconds, then clubs away on all three Hall-Of-Famers. He points to the WrestleMania XXIX sign and locks on the “Patriot Lock” Ankle Lock.

Winner: No Contest due to No Official Start

Commercials.

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews attempts to interview Jack Swagger on his actions just now, but his opponent for WrestleMania XXIX, the World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio, attacks from behind. They engage in a brawl that is broken up by security.

Match #5: Tag-Team – Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) VS. “The Primetime Players” (Darren Young and Titus O’Neil) (with “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase) (Non-Title)

Kane and Young start out, with Kane shoving Darren into the ropes and knocking him down with a shoulder-block. He tags in Bryan, who flies off the top-rope with a double-axe-handle. Daniel hits a high-dropkick for a two-count, and then has to fend off both “Primetime Players,” until finally getting clotheslined by “The Big Deal” Titus O’Neil.

Titus switches again with Darren, who is suplexed onto Bryan. O’Neil back in and clamps on a grounding rear-chinlock. Titus corners Bryan, but misses a running tackle. Daniel crawls to Kane, who comes in and dominates over Young.

He clotheslines Darren twice in the corners and then drops him with a sidewalk slam. Bryan nails running knees off the apron, and in the ring, Kane finishes this contest with a Chokeslam on Young!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Post-match, “The Million Dollar Man” declines “The Primetime Players’” offer, shoving a $100 bill in Young’s mouth, then walks out with the victors. Bryan goes back and steals Darren’s money, stuffing it down the front of his trunks.

Up next, we see the back of another legend, The Honky-Tonk Man! He’s back to “shake, rattle, and roll” as Michael Cole says!

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Match #6: Tag-Team – “3.M.B.” (Drew McIntyre and Heath Slater) (with Jinder Mahal) VS. Tensai and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay” (with “The Funkettes,” Naomi and Cameron)

Prior to the contest, Heath orders Honky Tonk out of the ring. This is a short one, as Tensai rolls up McIntyre following a missed splash for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: Tensai and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay” (with “The Funkettes,” Naomi and Cameron)

Post-match, The Honky Tonk man dances to his theme with the winners, and also smashes his six-string over the head of Heath. (Lawler had a great line – “he doesn’t have an enemy in the world, he’s out-lived them all!”)

Up next, Fandango will make his debut against Kofi Kingston. (Meh.)

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – Kofi Kingston VS. Fandango (with Dancer)

Fandango declines to wrestle, since announcer Justin Roberts did not say his name correctly. (This was stupid).

Winner: No Contest via Forfeit

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Segment #5: Arena Promo

After recap highlights of the fight between Brock Lesnar and Triple H last week, “The Game” is back and enters the arena. Triple H recalls that the last time he was in the ring with a microphone was eight days after SummerSlam, eight days after Brock Lesnar broke his arm for the second time in two months.

Then, he tried to convince himself and us that it was over. However, even though he did leave and did his day job as the C.O.O. of the WWE, he also trained harder than he had before and he is in the best shape in a long while.

He cites motivation from seeing Mr. Vince McMahon, his father-in-law, in the hospital following hip surgery. He saw his entire family beside Vince’s bed, crying. However, when “The Game” saw McMahon stand up and fight against Paul Heyman and Lesnar, that was all he needed. “The ass-kicker” is back, and as he looked at the WrestleMania sign, Triple H challenged Brock – “are you gonna show up and fight, or are you just gonna sit there and bleed?”

Commercials.

Segment #6: Video Promo

“The Shield,” Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns, discuss the events of last Friday’s Smackdown and the Fatal-4-Way for later tonight. “Nobody can trust us. Believe that. Believe in ‘The Shield.’”

Match #8: Champion VS. Champion single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

They circle around each other, and Barrett takes control with a big boot-to-the-gut. He hammers away in the corner, but Del Rio reverses and ties Wade up in the ropes. He delivers harsh fists to Barrett’s kidneys, then we see Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter walk to the entrance way.

Barrett slams Del Rio down with “The Winds Of Change” spinning slam for a two-count. Alberto fights out of a grounding rear-chinlock, and later manages to lock in the Cross Armbreaker on the ropes! He has to release before five, and does. Barrett gives Alberto knees against his head on the ring apron, then rolls him in for a near-fall!

Barrett misses a diving elbow and eats a boot-to-the-face,. Alberto is fired up with clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! He gears up and hits Wade in the head with a stiff mini-superkick! 1 – 2 – Barrett kicks out!

Barrett counters a run and boots him in the face again. He sets up for the pump handle, but Del Rio reverses that and another “Winds Of Change” into the Cross Armbreaker for the tap-out victory!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post-match, Colter and Swagger stare down their opponent for WrestleMania.

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Segment #7: Video Promo

Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter produce another video, talking about “Political Correctedness.” They rant about speaking about what you believe in, and what the Four Fathers believed in.

Match #9: Tag-Team – Primo and Epico (with Rosa Mendes) VS. “The New Age Outlaws” (“Road Dogg” Jesse James and “Badd Ass” Billy Gunn)

According to the fans, “you still got it,” and they truly do, as The Outlaws go through their usual routine, both on the microphone and in the ring. Road Dogg hits the “Shake, Rattle, and Roll” kneedrop, for a two-count, but is quickly taken down with a dropkick. Epico and Primo work him over in the corner, including a springboard somersault plancha.

Jesse finally makes a tag and Billy comes in, taking out both members, and planting Primo with a tilt-a-whirl slam and the Fameasser for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: “The New Age Outlaws” (“Road Dogg” Jesse James and “Badd Ass” Billy Gunn)

Commercials.

Segment #8: Arena Promo

Many cakes and cupcakes are spread out on a table, surrounding by Superstars. “Mean” Gene Okerlund is brought out to introduce and celebrate Mae Young, because it is her 90th Birthday! Mae is guided by the Divas, as everyone sings “Happy Birthday.”

Unfortunately, they don’t get all the way through, as C.M. Punk’s music plays and he just bursts his way through, leading to….

Match #10: Fatal-4-Way For The Right To Face The Undertaker at WrestleMania XXIX – C.M. Punk VS. The Big Show VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton VS. Sheamus

Big Show is standing alone in the ring, waiting for one of the other three to try their hand first. Show takes out Punk and Sheamus, but Orton puts up a small fight. Show takes it to the outside, picking up Randy on his shoulder. Orton drops out and shoves Show into the ring post.

Sheamus is now squaring off against “The Viper,” but is brought down with a backbreaker. Punk slides in to try and get the quick win, but Sheamus kicks out. Punk slides back out and lets Randy and Sheamus continue to wrestle. Sheamus hits the “Irish Curse” backbreaker, and Punk tries to steal it again, but Orton kicks out and Sheamus manages to drag Punk back in the ring this time.

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Punk and Orton are going at it, with Randy firing up with a couple clotheslines and a powerslam. He even drives him down with a t-bone-like suplex for a two-count. Punk counters the slingshot DDT, but turns around into a springboard shoulder-tackle by Sheamus! He is now tied up against the ropes and clobbered (thanks Lawler!) by Sheamus, but Show comes in and delivers the “Final Cut” to Sheamus. 1 – 2 – Punk breaks it up.

Quickly, Show knocks out C.M. Punk with the punch, and Heyman pulls him out. Sheamus battles Show now, nailing him with a running, flying headbutt! Big comes back soon with a headbutt of his own, then ascends the ropes like Vader/the late, great Yokozuna.

He misses the drop-down slash, which allows Sheamus to muster up his strength and drop plant show with the “White Noise” drop! 1 – 2 – Big Show gets his shoulder up! Sheamus is gearing up for the Brogue Kick, but as he runs, Orton catches him in a powerslam.

Show rises again, and hits a pair of Chokeslams on both Orton and Sheamus, but Sheamus kicks out of his cover! He signals for another Knockout Punch, as Sheamus uses the ropes to aide him up. Show misses the Punch, Sheamus hits the Brogue Kick, then turns around into an R.K.O. However, Orton gets kicked from behind and knocked unconscious with the “Go-To-Sleep” by C.M. Punk, who covers and receives the victory!

Winner and Facing The Undertaker At WrestleMania XXIX: C.M. Punk

Post-match, as C.M. Punk basks in his huge win, his new opponent returns. The Undertaker walks back to the entrance way and the two intensely gaze at each other to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Another great show two weeks in a row, and it was awesome, just awesome, to see the old Titantron set again. In my wishes, this is the one that would be used EVERY week, along with the red, white, and blue ropes for all the Pay-Per-Views. They can keep the current setup for every normal Raw and Smackdown, but breaking this arena out more frequently for PPVs and special Raws/SD’s would be very cool. On to my finer points…

Excellence: The fluidity. Once again, I thought Raw was smooth from start to finish. As Jimmy Korderas, former WWF/WWE referee and now analysist on “The Score” here up in Canada said about last week’s Raw, tonight kicked off with a bang and ended with one – only tonight finished with the exact same people as it began. While it was very predictable/inevitable that C.M. Punk would be the winner to take on The Undertaker, I did like how they had some of “The Deadman’s” former opponents want to take another crack at defeating his “streak” and plead their case. The main event was set up nicely.

While Ryback/Cesaro was a throw-away, and in turn bad for the United States Championship, I like the pending feud between Ryback and Mark Henry. That could be a very solid match come Wrestlmania XXIX, and I think it will help either Ryback or Henry propel back to main-event status, as they are both over as face and heel, respectively.

Absolutely LOVED the promo between WWE Champion The Rock and John Cena. this is the seriousness and passion I want to see every week from them leading up to their monumental rematch at W.M. XXIX. No child-ish acts, just desire and fire. I kind of wish that WrestleMania was THIS Sunday, as that was the best way to leave off between them, in my opinion. Same with Triple H’s challenge/intense promo for Brock Lesnar. That is “The Game” I want to see!

Jack Swagger/Zeb Colter can do NO wrong right now and are playing this gimmick very smartly, and choosing their words carefully to speak “truth,” but not overly offend anyone that is actually “smart” to the product. (Like they said in their videos last week, depicting the difference between reality and fiction – that was also well done – kudos!)

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio continues to rise in popularity AND wrestle some GREAT matches. Tonight’s with Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett was another beauty!

Also enjoyed “The Shield’s” video. Wouldn’t be something to have them cost The Undertaker his streak at WrestleMania? Truthfully, I can see both sides and not sure how I would feel.

The use of Raw’s Legends was well done. I thought it was appropriate (Mae Young’s Birthday Celebration) they didn’t take away from the main stories or “over shine,” (Ric Flair/Hacksaw/Slaughter/Dusty Rhodes) and they fit in nicely, with some just their for flashback reasons and fun. (Honky Tonk/”Million Dollar Man”/”New Age Outlaws”). I do think they should’ve had a Women’s Legends match, with either Trish Stratus (hello, Hall Of Fame!), or Lita. Otherwise, I was pleased with the appearances.

Bogus: Fandango. I think he is going to be a character that is “one-off” and they will quickly realize it will be a dumb gimmick. Dolph Ziggler and The Miz – while I loved their match tonight, I’m really afraid they’re getting stuck mid-card for WrestleMania and losing steam after so much build-up prior to 2013. These two should NOT be taking backseats and someone has to figure out how to use them properly, fast!

All in all, Raw tonight was a great edition, and it is starting to definitely feel like WrestleMania season. Everyone is turning it up and here’s hoping that can continue. Until next week, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Also, it’s “fight night,” as Mr. Vince McMahon himself has challenged Paul Heyman to a fight in the ring. I’m guessing The Boss has a nice little swerve up his sleeve, perhaps in the form of Triple H or even The Undertaker? Heyman would not be outdone either, potentially bringing back Brock Lesnar?

And, is it going to be just Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship? Or has “The Show-off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler inserted himself into the equation after last week’s Raw, where he attempted to cash in his briefcase and become the new World Heavyweight Champion?

Finally, will another legendary name be announced for the illustrious Hall-Of-Fame?

All this and much more (hopefully!), so read on…!

Monday Night Raw TV Report for February 25th, 2013 – “A (Classic) Clear Road”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

As is the precursor now, video highlights of the events mentioned above start off. Justin Roberts then asks us to welcome The Chairman of the Board, Mr. McMahon!

Segment #1: Arena Promo

Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler welcome us to Monday Night Raw, as The Boss hobbles to the ring on crutches. With a big smile on his face, and cheers from the crowd, Vince says on the way to Wrestlemania, every Monday Night Raw should be big. He calls out Mr. Heyman, calling him “the ultimate fighter.”

Paul E. walks out, naming Vince as “always the showman, always the entertainer….ladies and gentleman for those of you who have children, here’s a story you’re going to be able to tell them time and time again. Tonight you’re going to see a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. I have waited my entire life for this fight. You have positioned me on television as a ‘wimp,’ as a ‘wuss,’ as the ‘biggest puss’ in the universe, and I assure you Vincent Kennedy McMahon, I am ‘all man!’ I have watched you run every single promoter out of business, including me. I have watched you defeat the United States Government. But I assure you tonight, if we fight, Paul Heyman is coming for everything that you got.”

At first, Heyman wants to make sure that Vince is absolute in his decision to fight, then Paul sweeps up Vince and whacks him with the crutch. He goes for a second swing, but McMahon grabs a hold and hammers Heyman over the back.

Just now, Paul Heyman’s client Brock Lesnar comes back. Vince stares down as Lesnar enters the squared circle. Vince’s trick is turned now, as the man who Lesnar put out of action is back! Triple H returns for the first time since Summerslam in August 2012, complete in “game” attire (sans suit). He slowly walks the aisle, glaring a hold in Brock.

Lesnar tries to get the jump, but HHH jumps all over him. Lesnar rams “The Game” into the barricade, but Triple H shoves back, running Brock into the steel post. Brock is busted wide open, and gets clotheslined over the timekeeper’s section. A now crimson Lesnar battles back and dumps Trips onto the announcer’s table.

From under the ring, he takes out a chair and enters the canvas. HHH counters with a spinebuster, grabs the chair, and nails Brock in the back, sending him falling to the outside. Lesnar backs off.

Later tonight, there will be an edition of MizTV with World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio and his Wrestlemania challenger, Jack Swagger with Zeb Colter.

Up next, Ryback will face Dolph Ziggler!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Show-Off” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) vs. Ryback

The two circle around each other, then Ziggler ducks out of the initial grab. Dolph clutches Ryback with a waistlock, but Ryback reverses and takes down Ziggler with one of his own. He slams Dolph again with another waistlock, but Ziggler comes back with a low kick and then a mid-dropkick.

Ziggler wears him down with a front-facelock, but Ryback powers out with a shoulder block and powerslam. He slam’s Dolph’s head into the top turnbuckle and begins to toy around. He catches Ziggler in another powerslam position, and flings him over his shoulder, the runs him spine-first into the corner and drops him to the mat.

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Back live, Ryback has Dolph held high in a stalling-suplex position, then drops down to the canvas. Dolph rolls to the floor, where Ryback does send him back in, but gets flattened by Langston with a running body block. Ziggler takes advantage with a high dropkick, and later a jumping DDT! 1 – 2 – Ryback kicks out!

Ryback moves out of the way of a fameasser, but not the sleeper hold, as Dolph jumps on his back and grips on the submission. Ryback drops down to break it up. He stops Dolph’s momentum with a flat-out block and spinebuster. A.J. and Big E. try another distraction, but Ryback gets rid of Langston, then gives a Shell-Shock Marching Samoan Drop to Ziggler for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

Just before break, “The Straight-Edge Superstar” C.M. Punk is making his way to the ring.

Commercials.

Segment #2: Arena Promo

C.M. Punk hushes the crowd subtly, then declares that tonight will be epic, something that you tell your children and grand children will talk about for years to come. Punk says that tonight is not about John Cena, The Rock, Wrestlemania, the fans, the WWE Championship, or Wrestlemania. “Tonight is about ME!” Punk says it is about him “ascending to the level I was born to be at.”

He touts his WWE Championship reign, and that he will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. He alone has both defeated the “almighty” John Cena, and pinned The Rock twice in four weeks. “I am an icon that walks among superstars. I am the one that gets looked up to. I’m not just a human being, I am a mortal. I am immortal. I am ‘the greatest,’ I am ‘the best in the world,’ I am ‘the greatest of all time.’ A ‘legend,’ an ‘icon,’ ‘the best,’ ‘the greatest,’ and in this world that you all inhabit, ‘I, I am god.” Punk exits to his music.

Segment #3: Hall-Of-Fame Announcement

The latest inductee is entering the celebrity wing of the H.O.F. He is a “business mogul,” best-selling author, reality television star. He brought WrestleManias IV and V to Atlantic City, New Jersey back-to-back in 1988 and 1989. Now, he will be back in “The Garden State” as a Hall-Of-Famer. He is the one and only, Donald Trump! (Makes sense, I’m cool with this choice.)

Up next, giants will battle it out as Mark Henry takes on The Great Khali

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Match #2: Single – “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry VS. The Great Khali

Khali slugs it out right away with a big boot and overhead punches. He chops away in the corner, and chops him over the head. Henry gets out of dodge, but runs Khali against the ring apron. He charges again with a big splash in the corner, then finishes him off with a HUGE World’s Strongest Slam powerslam!

Winner via Pinfall” “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Miz makes his way to the ring, following the trailer for his new movie, “The Marine 3.”

Commercials.

Segment #4: Arena Promo

The Miz, Jack Swagger, and Zeb Colter are already in the ring as World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio, with Ricardo Rodriguez, is entering. Miz talks first, introducing his guests. He starts with the challenger, and questions them about their controversial problems with the World Heavyweight Champion.

First, Colter says he wanted to really talk to Glenn Beck (read this website, Wrestling-Online.com for that story), but since Glenn “chickened out,” so he is fine speaking to Alberto. Zeb talks about the “undocumented workers,” which he calls them since he can’t politically say “illegals.”

He lists what they do to the American people and economy, such as taking their jobs and medical care, all while being declared “amnesty.” Del Rio wants to speak, but Zeb cuts him off. Miz and A.D.R. continue to let him talk. Colter compares the process of becoming a citizen in Mexico – where it takes 10 years due to paperwork and corruption, as he cites – to the United States.

Colter says his “beef” is not personal with Alberto, just what he represents. Del Rio represents success and the “American Dream,” which Colter claims encourages millions of illegals to sneak across the border in search of it. Zeb is not going to stand by and let them stay in the country, even when they do not achieve that “dream.” Colter calls them “criminals,” which finally sets off Del Rio.

The World Heavyweight Champion shuts up Colter, telling them that America is the greatest country because it belongs to everyone. He is no different than anyone, and they are all here to provide their families with a better life in the “land of opportunity.” He calls himself the living proof, as Rodriguez holds the World Title high. Del Rio tells them he doesn’t like bullies, and if they have the “cojones,” then do something to make them leave, right now!

Alberto takes off his jacket, for Swagger to respond with “we will see you at Wrestlemania. We the people.” Colter and Swagger back off.

Randy Orton will be in action next!

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Match #3: Single – United States Champion Antonio Cesaro VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton (Non-Title)

Prior to the bout, footage is shown of Zeb Colter protesting Miz’s “bias” interview skills and Jack Swagger attacking from behind.

Cesaro grabs Orton in a side-headlock to begin, then comes off the ropes with a shoulder block. Randy fires back with an elbow-to-the-face, and a t-bone suplex. 1 – 2 – Cesaro kicks out. Uppercuts are traded, with Cesaro getting the best and slamming Orton down with a gutwrench suplex. 1 – 2 – Orton kicks out! Antonio takes control with a rear chinlock and series of uppercuts.

“The Viper” runs back with clotheslines and a powerslam, gearing up as only he does! Cesaro counters with a jawbreaker using the ropes, but still gets taken down with a backbreaker. However, Orton runs into a knee, but the U.S. Champ dives into a sudden R.K.O. for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” are letting “bygones be bygones,” and talk about their match tonight with “The Primetime Players.” Both Kane and Daniel Bryan claim they can beat Titus and Darren on their own. Both Brad Maddox and Vickie Guerrero, who Brad calls “Team Bricki,” says that Bryan will be blind-folded and Kane will have one of his hands tied behind his back.

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

It is announced that The Miz can get revenge on Jack Swagger in a match later tonight. Sheamus is now out, decked out in beautiful tuxedo, to give us his “Oscar Snubs.”

His biggest issue with the Academy is they omission of one of the greatest actors – Wade Barrett! He then shows a trailer of the Intercontinental Champion’s movie, “Dead Man Down.” It is an action flick that Wade only appears in very briefly. Sheamus provides another trailer, in which Barrett is portrayed as “henchmen,” saying nothing. Sheamus totally makes fun of Barrett.

This brings out the big brute, laughing and smiling. He retorts the “ribbing,” saying that the Irish love the colour green. Wade claims that Sheamus is jealous, because he is going to because a “huge global movie star” and will be walking down the real red carpet. Sheamus concurs, then entices Wade in a quick missed punch after making fun of his nose. Barrett leaves and the two stare down.

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Match #4: Single – Cody Rhodes VS. R-Truth

(Note: “The Intellectual Saviour of the Masses” Damien Sandow is on commentary.) They lock up and R-Truth runs back with a shoulder block. He slaps Rhodes but gets blocked. He ducks a Disaster Kick, but gets his leg worked over and hammered on by Cody.

He drops Truth with a big flapjack suplex, then chokes him with his boot against the middle rope. Rhodes clamps on a grounding full-nelson, which R fights out of and hits Cody with a forearm. He quickly counters a run with the Jumping Flatliner to put Cody away!

Winner via Pinfall: R-Truth

Post-match, Damien immediately jumps the ring and attacks, but gets thrown out soon by Truth. The two jaw at each other.

Segment #7: Video Promo

Another video with Zeb Colter and “The Real American” Jack Swagger talking about how Americans lose their jobs “because we have allowed ‘people’ to sneak into the country under ‘the cloak of darkness,’ because they work for little-to-no money, so that hard-working, English-speaking folk like your Dad, Jack, and my friend, are left out in the cold.” (This is according to Zeb Colter.) Colter says that real Americans, himself, and Jack Swagger know this is wrong, and they want to correct it in “Jack Swagger’s America.”

Commercials.

Match #5: Tag-Team – “The Primetime Players” (Titus O’Neil and Darren Young) VS. Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) (Non-Title)

Bryan is blind-folded to begin the bout. Titus uses his whistle to fool Daniel, then quickly takes him down with a clothesline from behind. Big scoop slam by Titus, then he tags in Young. Northern-light suplex gets a two-count as Young switches with O’Neil.

Another huge scoop slam, and Kane yells at Daniel to move prior to Titus jumping down with a big elbow. Darren changes up again and misses, as Kane calls Bryan to his corner. With one arm (the other is tied up as a pre-match stipulation), Kane just goes to town on Young with clotheslines and a boot. He manages a one-handed Chokeslam for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Segment #8: Arena Promo

“The Shield” are in the ring. Dean Ambrose proclaims that it is going to get worse, as it always does. “There will be no peace in WWE until there is justice and honor. We are ‘The Shield,’ we are the most efficient, most effective, most dangerous unit in this industry. And that makes a lot of people back there very uncomfortable. And that’s too bad, because we’re here to shatter your little ‘comfort zones.’

Reigns challenges everyone to bring their army, but “The Shield” is still going to win every time and “justice is going to hunt you down and we’re going to grind your bones to dust!” Rollins says they did something no one thought they could, which was solving “the John Cena problem.” They then dropped “that wannabe rockstar, Chris Jericho.” He challenges more people.

Sheamus interjects, and wants to fight. He entices them to come up the ramp and fight, so Ambrose and Reigns do so, leaving Rollins in the ring where behind him Randy Orton sneaks in and R.K.O.’s! Orton trails it to the fans and big cheers, and Sheamus glares from the stage. Ambrose poises himself squatting, in a “you got us tonight, but we’ll getcha next time” expression. (Brilliant!)

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Match #6: Single – “The Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) VS. “The Awesome One” The Miz

It’s a slugfest right off the bat, until Swagger belly-to-belly suplexes Miz on the floor! Jack in control now with elbows-to-the-back. He splashes Miz in the corner and locks on a double-arm hold. He counters Miz’s run with a harsh clothesline and stomps right on his chest. Jack runs again and lands on Miz with the Swaggerbomb splash out of the corner for a near-fall! Swagger catches Miz out of a run and brings him down with another powerslam. 1 – 2 – Miz kicks out!

Miz starts to get up again, with clotheslines and a boot. He hits the running clothesline in the corner and flies off the top rope with a double-axe-handle! 1 – 2 – Swagger kicks out! Miz flips over into a sunset flip for another close fall, but soon gets his left leg caught in the ropes. This gives “The Real American” a “real advantage” (yes, I had to go there!), as he pounds on the potentially injured leg before clamping on the “Patriot Lock” Ankle Lock for the tap out!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Real American” Jack Swagger

Commercials.

Segment #9: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews interviews tonight’s main-event participant, John Cena. He is excited but serious about the bout, where Cena has a change to “prove to the world that John Cena is back!” Tonight, Cena says the better man will win and go to Wrestlemania. “If you haven’t given up and the words ‘Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect’ still have some meaning to you, tonight the whole world will know that their time is up and our time is now!”

It’s next….!

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Match #7: Single for the #1 Contender’s Spot to the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania XXIV – C.M. Punk VS. John Cena

(Note: In a nice touch for a non-title bout, but important one nonetheless, formal introductions are made in ring this time!)
The two long-time arch-rivals walk around then engage in an elbow/collar tie-up. Punk gets the advantage with a side-headlock takedown, which Cena eventually reverses into a grounding rear chinlock, following a bit of chain-wrestling. Punk leg-scissors his way out and clamps down a side-headlock of his own. Cena leap-frogs over a running C.M. and hip-tosses him down. Punk heads to the outside for a break.

Commercials.

Back live, Cena backdrops Punk, who soon moves out of the way and drops Cena with a swinging neckbreaker. Punk delivers elbows to John’s back and soon clamps on a leg scissors submission. Cena rolls over and stands up with Punk on his shoulders, dropping backwards to the mat.

Cena counters with a double-boot and running bulldog for a two-count! Cena leaps onto a grounded Punk, clutching on a front-facelock. Cena ducks a couple running clotheslines but gets hit with a calf-kick for a two-count by C.M.! “The Straight-Edge Superstar” wears down Cena with a side-headlock and ducks a second flying shoulder-tackle from the former “Dr. Of Thuganomics.” Punk leaps through the ropes with a suicide dive!

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Back live, Punk has Cena locked in an abdominal stretch, but Cena reverses into a hip toss. Cena begins to fire up with the shoulder-tackles, but “The Second-City Saint” reverses a spin-out backdrop into the Anaconda Vice! Cena counters into a pinning combo for 2! Punk now hits another neckbreaker for another near-fall, then crawls out of the S.T.F.! He springs himself off the ropes with a flying clothesline for another two-count!

Punk misses another springboard clothesline and gets caught in the S.T.F. in the middle, but somehow sneaks out and works his way into the Anaconda Vice! Cena counters again this time, into a Crossface, which Punk reverses into another pin combo, but only for two! (Awesome match!)

The two combatants engage in back-and-forth-punches, but Punk kicks him down. Cena comes back with the spin-out backdrop and attempts the “5 Knuckle Shuffle,” but Punk counters into a “Go-To-Sleep” try. Cena reverses into a sunset flip, which Punk reverses into another combo for a near-fall!

Punk nails the high-knee in the corner, but has his subsequent running bulldog into the spin-out backdrop. The “5 Knuckle Shuffle” is dropped this time, but the A.A. is wiggled out of by Punk! Cena plants Punk with harsh sit-down powerbomb. 1 – 2 – Punk gets the shoulder up!

Cena climbs the top rope, but takes too long and Punk cuts him off. The “Second-City Saint” is headbutted off the turnbuckle and driven down with the legdrop to the mat! 1 – 2 – Punk again with the shoulder up! (Wow!)

Punk drops Cena in the back of the head with a kick and hits the high-knee. Cena quickly hits the Attitude Adjustment out of nowhere! 1 – 2 – Punk kicks out! (Oh my!) On the outside, Cena is pushed into the ringpost, and Mike Chioda, the referee, gets to the count of 9 before Cena makes the miraculous dive back in!

Punk drops Cena with the “Go To Sleep,” but only for 2! Punk tries again, but Cena catches his knee into the S.T.F. He is resisting, resisting, resisting, crawling, and grabs the ropes! Cena is sitting in the ring in disbelief, gathering his thoughts. Punk kicks him in the shin and hits the banned move, The Piledriver! 1 – 2 – Cena still kicks out! (Holy crap!)

Punk tries another couple quick covers, but again to no avail. Punk dives off the top rope and kisses canvas with the elbow! Cena manages pull off a helluva hurricanrana and get a third Attitude Adjustment for the finale! John Cena is going to Wrestlemania!

Winner and #1 Contender for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania XXIX: John Cena

(That was a match – well freakin’ done men!)

Cena poses and celebrates for the fans, as Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler put over the match they just witnessed and John Cena’s destination to Wrestlemania XXIX. The Rock chimes in with a tweet. “Congrats John…It’s official: Wrestlemania 29 @WWE Heavyweight Champion The Rock vs @ John Cena Greatness vs Redemption #BringIt” to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Wow! That was an excellent Raw, of course capped off by a superb main event. All around, the show flowed smoothly and the matches all had to do with continuing feuds and/or storylines. Nothing felt like “filler”, other than the recaps of what happened during the week and/or night already.

Excellence: Paul Heyman’s promo – the man does speak the truth and you hear the passion in his voice when he does. I’m glad he and Vince entangled into a little fight before bringing out the expected returns of Brock Lesnar and Triple H. Man, does Lesnar bleed well too! Something tells me that was just a little bit on purpose, to enhance the intensity of the rivalry.

Both C.M. Punk’s and John Cena’s promos were awesome in putting themselves and the glory they have for wanting to main event Wrestlemania XXIX over. Glad Cena was on his more “business” side tonight, while C.M. is always just “on.”

Henry/Khali is a win because it was over short and sweet, so hopefully this side-track feud is and Henry moves on to a bigger (star-wise) opponent for Wrestlemania. I like the R-Truth/Damien Sandow mix-up, and I can easily see a tag-team match with their respective partners/friends at W.M. too. “The Shield,” particularly Dean Ambrose, was excellent tonight. Even though they got taken down a small peg tonight with Orton’s R.K.O. to Rollins, it was smart because it shows they are not completely invincible but strong enough to regroup and continue to fight, as evidenced by Ambrose’s position in the ring following the finisher.

Love the entire Swagger/Colter/Del Rio storyline. They are pushing it just far enough to not get in major trouble and have to pull the plug, so far. It has also shot Swagger back to decent stardom, and he does feel like a legitimate contender for the World Championship. I hope they can keep going this way without flack and no one “chickens” out.

Finally, the main event. John Cena and C.M. Punk have unique and extraordinary chemistry for two wrestlers opposite styles. This bout will definitely be on a “best of” DVD, and should be studied by up and coming wrestlers on how to make a match suspenseful and tell a story with so much on the line, in my opinion. That was even a interesting and unexpected way to execute a hurricanrana by Cena, but a nice additive because it displayed that he will pull out all the stops to win. Great way to end it, completely clean and controversial free, as well as the immediate tweet from The Rock, to remind us that the WWE Champion is still “there.” I am actually starting to slightly look forward to this feud again.

Bogus: Once again, Dolph Ziggler. Great match with Ryback, but where the hell is he going toward Wrestlemania, particularly since he has the Money In The Bank briefcase? So disappointing with how far he has fallen recently.

Time to have new Tag-Team Champs. Not into the on/off relationship of Kane/Daniel Bryan anymore, and they could be great singles wrestlers again too. Put the straps on “Primetime Players,” or a reformed and permanent “Rhodes Scholars.”

Lastly, not really understanding what this feud is about with Sheamus and Wade Barrett. The Irishman went from WWE/World Title level to picking on the Intercontinental Champion about his movie? Lame.

Overall, this Raw left me very satisfied and excited for next week, as steam will really pick up with the main-events (apparently) solidified. With it being Old-School Raw too, please bring back a 90s-esque set and the ever-classic red, white, and blue ropes!

Until then, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

I can only guess, as I don’t know who won, so here’s my main wishes: Alberto Del Rio is still the World Heavyweight Champion and will begin a WrestleMania program with Dolph Ziggler. Mark Henry or Jack Swagger won their Elimination Chamber bout, inserting themselves in the above W.H.C. match. (I could see a triple threat). And C.M. Punk reclaimed is WWE Championship gold, to begin another historic reign. (That one is probably really stretching it, but hey, dreams do come true!)

That’s enough speculation, on with Raw to find out the paths for all the wrestler’[\s to the biggest night of their careers!

Monday Night Raw Report for February 18th, 2013 – “Roads Divided”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

According to the highlight package, I got two out of three wishes! Jack Swagger did win the Elimination Chamber and Alberto Del Rio did retain his World Heavyweight Title. Unfortunately, The Rock also kept his Championship, so now the WrestleMania main-event will be John Cena VS. The Rock, II, for the WWE Championship.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

The #1 Contender for the WWE Championship, John Cena, is out first. He recaps the happenings and previews the two championship bouts for WrestleMania. That is as far as he gets, as the former WWE Champion, C.M. Punk, interrupts.

Punk questions Cena about fighting The Rock at WrestleMania, as he claims that is the “easy way out.” He does admit that Rock beat him “fair and square,” but brings it back to the fact that Cena has never beat him.

John detests this, saying that both he and Rock earned their “tickets” to WrestleMania, winning the Royal Rumble and WWE Championship matches, respectively. C.M. protests, calling Cena’s ‘Rumble win “luck.” He calls the W.M. XXIX match a “re-run,” complete with Cena not being able to win the big one again. He then tells him to get out of his life and walk away.

Of course, Cena declines, saying that “I am not just going to hand away a ‘golden ticket’ to the main-event of WrestleMania.” However, their is a conundrum. Cena has his share of critics, who also say he doesn’t deserve to be in the main-event. So, he proposes a solution – John Cena takes on C.M. Punk for the right to go to WrestleMania!

The “Straight-Edge Superstar” converses with Paul Hyeman, then decides to go for it. Furthermore, he states some terms – next week. Punk walks off happy, high-fiving Heyman. Cena concurs, saying “next week, I will beat you. Next week I will go to WrestleMania. And at WrestleMania I will beat The Rock, and you (Punk) and all of you (fans) will know that the champ is here!”

Commercials.

Segment #2: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker is with Sheamus, discussing his loss with Ryback and John Cena against The Shield. Ryback is pacing back and forth, and the two get into it, blaming each other until Chris Jericho breaks them up. He says that “we have to do what it takes to save this company.” He proposes a rematch, this time with Jericho, and Ryback/Sheamus agree.

Match #1: Single – Sin Cara VS. “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Do I need deeply recap this? Nope, as “The World’s Strongest Man” dominates Sin Cara and finishes him off with “The World’s Strongest Slam.”

Winner via Pinfall: “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

Post-match, as Henry is going to give another slam to Cara, The Great Khali walks out. He enters the ring, but Mark backs away and mouths off to the 7-foot giant.

Ads.

Match #2: Single – The Miz VS. Antonio Cesaro (United States Champion) (Non-Title)

The Miz immediately sweeps up Cesaro and mount-punches him. He tosses Antonio to the floor, but gets hurled into the barricade. Antonio picks Miz up and runs him shoulder-first into the ring post. As it is “No-Disqualification” rules, the U.S. Champion brings out a steel chair and kendo stick.

He whacks it hard against Miz’s taped-up shoulder, then knees him in the corner. Miz reverses into a sunset flip pin for two, then Antonio takes control again.

He pulls Miz’s left arm through the chair, then locks on an armlock submission. Miz then gets shoved shoulder-first into the steel chair in the corner, then gets nailed with an uppercut. Cesaro runs at him again, but Miz hits him with a boot and drop toeholds him into the steel chair! Miz swings around and puts Cesaro in the Figure-Four leglock for the tap out victory!

Winner via Submission: The Miz

Segment #3: Video Promo

The “All-American-American” Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter spew an anti-immigration tirade and claim they will fix it.

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Tag-Team Champions, “Team Hell-No” are arguing again about the results of last night’s Elimination Chamber. They both have singles matches and ask the other not to be involved.

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Paul Heyman walks up to Vickie Guerrero and wonders why she wanted him. Guerrero promises a surprise, regarding Heyman’s career, but will announce it later in the ring, much to Paul’s dismay.

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Showoff” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) vs. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez) (Non-Title)

Dolph slaps Del Rio quickly and hits a high dropkick, then pounds away at Alberto’s face. Del Rio counters with a gut-kick, and tosses Ziggler to the apron, then delivers a running Enziguri to knock him to the floor.

Ads.

Back live, Dolph is choking Del Rio across the bottom rope. Another high dropkick is it for a two-count. Langston takes a cheap shot while Scott Armstrong – the referee – is distracted. Ziggler clamps on a grounding rear chinlock, and soon after drops him with the Fameasser for a nearfall! He ascends the turnbuckle but gets crotched, and Del Rio brings Dolph down with a reverses suplex!

They slug back and forth, with Del Rio firing up with clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl bakcbreaker. He goes for the Cross Armbreaker, but Dolph reverses it into a neckbreaker for another two-count! Ziggler misses and gets caught into the corner, allowing Alberto to hammer him in the lower back and pull back with a Backstabber.

Langston jumps on the ropes, but Del Rio gets ride of hi quickly. He turns around and turns a high-jumping DDT into the Cross Armbreaker. Ziggler gives in!

Winner via Submission: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio

Post-match, Langston jumps Del Rio and plants him with the drop-down facebuster. He screams “it’s over for you,” then Dolph gets the idea to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase. Just before though, Ricardo snatches the case and runs away. A.J. brings it back, but Del Rio already lays out Dolph with the Enziguri to keep his title!

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett is in the ring, plugging the movie “Dead Man Down,” in which he appears. Sheamus, via Titantron, interjects, saying that Wade didn’t have any speaking an it’s not “his” movie. Sheamus tells him to wrap it up as they are out of time.

Match #4: Mixed 6-Person Tag-Team – Tensai, “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay, and “Funkette” Naomi (with “Funkette” Cameron) VS. Primo, Epico, and Rosa Mendes

The women begin, with Naomi pulling off some nice moves, including a springboard crossbody, and then a Hurricanrana on Epico! Tensai and Primo go at it, with clotheslines and an elbow drop by Tensai. Naomi baseball slides Epico and Rosa, then Tensai and Brodus double-splash Primo for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: Tensai, “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay, and “Funkette” Naomi (with “Funkette” Cameron)

It was announced earlier today that New Orleans, Louisiana, particularly the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, will host WrestleMania XXX on April 6th, 2014!

Up next, The “All Real American” Jack Swagger will give a “State Of The Union Address.”

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Segment #7: Arena Promo

Complete with red carpet and podium, The “Real American” Jack Swagger talks about “our country,” America. He turns the microphone over to Zeb Colter to give the “State Of The Union Address.” He thanks the previous presidents for giving them the Bill Of Rights, particularly the first amendment to speak their mind.

He goes on another rant about the “millions and millions of people living in this country illegally,” berating them for stealing their jobs and abusing their medical system.

Since it is President’s Day in America, Colter wants to fix it. He says that Jack Swagger is prepared to say “no more.” He is going to accomplish two goals at WrestleMania – capture the World Heavyweight Championship and he’s going to “reclaim America.”

Daniel Bryan now walks down, and prepares for his match against the “Real American.”

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – The “Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) VS. Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan (Non-Title)

Swagger has Bryan in a waistlock as we come back from break. Daniel turns it around and kicks Jack hard in the thigh. He gets a sunset flip for a one-count, then counters a run with a drop toehold into the second turnbuckle. Swagger rushes Daniel with a clothesline over the ropes but gets dropkicked to the floor. Bryan misses a diving knee off the apron, then gets slammed into the barricade by Swagger.

Jack chucks Bryan across the ring with an overhead toss, and later hits the Swaggerbomb for a two-count! He runs again at Daniel, who elbows Jack. He trips him over the ropes, then lands a suicide dive on Swagger to the outside! Bryan flies off the top rope with a front dropkick for a two-count! He reverses a cover into the No-Lock, but Swagger struggles and clinches the ropes.

Bryan misses a running knee in the corner, which gives Swagger the advantage again. He measures Daniel, running at him with a chop block. He stalks Bryan, then grips in the “Patriot Lock” Anklelock to seal this one!

Winner via Submission: The “Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

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Segment #8: Arena Promo

Vickie Guerrero announces that she has a new assistant – Brad Maddox! However, that is not the surprise she had in store for Paul Heyman, who is also joining her in the ring. The real surprise, Mr. McMahon, appears on the Titantron. He reminds Heyman that since he granted Paul’s stipulation wish, then Heyman would do anything for him. So, next week, they will step into the ring for a fight!

Commercials.

Match #6: 6-Man Tag-Team – “Y2J” Chris Jericho, Sheamus, and Ryback VS. “The Shield” (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

Ryback and Rollins begin, with Ryback giving him shoulder-blocks in the corner. He switches up with Jericho, who now battles Dean. Suplex by Jericho then punches in the corner. Jericho elbows him, then dives off the second turnbuckle with a dropkick. A crossbody by Jericho nets a quick count, but Ambrose rolls to a tag to Reigns, who matches up with Sheamus now.

They slug it out, with Sheamus nailing hard clotheslines, a shoulder-block, and a high-running knee. Sheamus drops Roman with the White Noise, then calls out “Fella!” for the Brogue Kick. Rollins pulls Reigns out of the ring, but Ambrose eats the Kick instead.

Ads.

Back live, Reigns is back in control, hammering it out, then tagging in Seth. A front facelock is hitched on, then Rollins stomps away in the corner. He switches again with Reigns, who gets leveled with a clothesline by Sheamus. The Irishman tags in Ryback to a huge pop, and the “Man-Beast” cleans house on Rollins with a spinebuster and “Meathook” clothesline. Ryback attempts the Shellshock, but Reigns spears him. 1 – 2 – Ryback kicks out!

Ambrose is in and punches it out on Ryback, then tags in Reigns again. He switches with Rollins soon after, and they both isolate and dominate Ryback again. Reigns runs at Ryback in the corner, but misses and crotches himself on the ropes. Ryback crawls toward his corner and manages to tag in Jericho! “Y2J” is all over Ambrose and Rollins, hitting the running bulldog and Lionsault. 1 – 2 – Ambrose gets the shoulder up!

Jericho grabs Ambrose into the Walls Of Jericho, but Dean reverses into a small package for two! Jericho gets him again in the Walls, who sells like crazy, but Rollins flies in from the top rope with a knee-to-the-face! Ambrose capitalizes with the cover for the victory!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Shield” (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – “The Intellectual Savior Of The Masses” Damien Sandow VS. Kofi Kingston

Prior to the contest, Damien retorts a promo about President’s Day. He recaps the Sandow Family history in advising former Presidents. He offers to save us from the “doldrums of your own self-imposed ignorance. You’re welcome!”

Right away, Damien attacks Kofi and punches away at him. He runs Kofi into the steel post shoulder-first then continues until Kingston’s past tag-team partner R-Truth returns, laying the “Savior” out with the Scissors Kick and “Lie Detector” spinning elbow. This brawl happens before Charles Robinson was able to signal for the bell.

Winner: No Contest due to No Official Start

Josh Matthews interviews two of The Rock’s co-stars in his next movie, “G.I. Joe: Retaliation.” They then air the movie trailer.

Ads.

Match #8: Single – “The Viper” Randy Orton VS. Tag-Team Champion “The Big Red Machine” Kane (Non-Title)

Randy begins with a side headlock but Kane knocks him down with a shoulder block. Randy punches him in the corner, but Kane uppercuts Orton, sending him to the floor.

Commercials.

Back live, Kane has Orton in a grounding rear chinlock, then delivers a big boot-to-the-face for a two-count! A huge DDT also gets the same result, then he clamps on another grounding rear chinlock. Orton fights out of it and punches Kane in the corner gain, then stomps away on his lower legs. Randy runs into a stiff uppercut, and Kane receives another nearfall.

Kane controls the contest for a while, hitting a sidewalk slam for two. He misses a top-rope diving clothesline, but managers to counter Orton’s slingshot DDT attempt. As Kane is gearing up for the Chokeslam, his Tag-Team Champion partner walks out. Bryan ends up distracting Kane, allowing Orton to sneak in with the R.K.O. and the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Commercials.

Segment #9: Arena Promo

“The Pride Of Acadia,” the University of Louisiana’s marching band, plays out The Rock, and the WWE Champion makes his entrance. He recaps the results of the last two pay-per-view results, where he beat C.M. Punk for the WWE Title.

The Rock says that in forty-eight days, he will be going to WrestleMania. However, the WWE Championship will not. He recaps his history and his family’s history in this business, then talks about the prestige and history of the WWE Championship itself. Which of course, brings us to (almost) eight years in the making ….

FINALLY …. the WWE Championship has come home. FINALLY, there is a NEW WWE Championship Title! It is all gold and diamond, strapped in black, with a huge WWE logo in the middle and the word “champion” underneath. The Championship looks really nice and much better!

The Rock speculates on who he will face, as per the events from earlier tonight, John Cena or C.M. Punk? The Rock wants to face…

John Cena’s music plays and he stands on the ramp, staring and making gestures at The Rock. From behind, C.M. Punk blasts Cena with the old WWE Championship, then chucks it down on the ramp. He points to The Rock and says “I want that one.” The Rock is hyped up and ready to fight, but Punk just glares at him then walks away to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Once again, the WRESTLING on this show was the highlight. Hopefully this little trend continues. Even though I didn’t like a few of the matches themselves/3 hours worth is still too long, the bouts did play out well for the most part. Save for three main ones, the promos/storylines on the other hand were more lacklustre/been there, done that.

Excellence: Cena/Punk promo to begin the show. Loved the passion they both showed for wanting to be in the main event at WrestleMania and why they should both be WWE Champion. I love this swerve, and honestly, would love even more to see a Triple-Threat at ‘Mania XXIX – much more intrigue.

Jack Swagger/Zeb Colter. I am pleased with how they managed to “repackage” Swagger and was actually pleasntly surprised he is this quick in the World Championship match at WrestleMania. His new “form” fits beautifully. I also like Zeb Colter for his great promo skills. Right now, it is reminiscent of the late-great Eddie Guerrero and J.B.L. WWE Championship feud in 2004, only without the comedy. This is just serious. So far, they are playing this somewhat smartly, but they do have to be careful how far they can go. I hope it doesn’t go too beyond to be a detriment to Swagger. His match with Daniel Bryan was also excellent.

The 6-Person Mixed tag match was a little nice, and Naomi has some decent moves for a new Diva! My opinion on this is a turn-around from last week, but I just had “fun” with this one tonight.

The other 6-Man tag with “The Shield” was also well-executed, and I was/am surprised they gave the big win to the trio at Elimination Chamber.

Of course, the new WWE Championship. I am a big fan of this Title and do like the look. Yes, it is perhaps too much in the “shiny” department, but it does look much nicer and brings a little more “authenticity” to that Championship and all who wore it/fought for it.

Bogus: Mark Henry – I don’t like the fact that he came back superbly as a “badass,” and now he’s going into a sub-par, lower-card feud with The Great Khali. Waste of talent. He was my other pick for the Elimination Chamber.

Dolph Ziggler – this one sucks because it feels like he’s just holding the Money In The Bank briefcase for something to do, without placing importance on the aspect of what it means. The only way he can save himself now is to lose/do badly enough through WrestleMania, then decide to dump A.J. and Big E. the night after, and start fresh, ON HIS OWN!!!

Not into the Cesaro/Miz feud, especially when they don’t even get entrances and one of them is a CHAMPION!

The repeat feud between Kane and Daniel Bryan. Not looking forward to this again, and Kane/Orton was a match that could’ve been left off the cards.

Event though I felt it was an average show still, I am getting excited for WrestleMania and the potential tracks this year can take to the “show of shows!”

Until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Who will Brock Lesnar assault next, if at all?

Apparently, their is a certain “Deadman” hanging around Nashville – will “The Phenom” make an appearance and/or start an angle toward Wrestlemania?

And, what other matches could be added to February’s annual show?

One thing is for sure, according to WWE.com, Paul Heyman is expected to make a HUGE announcement, so on that note, let’s find out what it is right now! Read on below ….

Monday Night Raw Report for February 11th, 2013 – “Elimination For Motivation”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

Footage of last week’s ending with John Cena, Sheamus, and Ryback standing up to The Shield plays, plus highlights of C.M Punk VS. The Rock’s feud for the WWE Champion.

Michael Cole introduces us to Nashville with over 13,000 fans in attendance.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

Paul Heyman is already in the ring and reiterates who he is. His “shocking” announcement is that tonight will be the last time you see him. He totes about his career and passion, claiming that he has made great sacrifices of family and friends to bring us the single greatest product in “professional wrestling and sports entertainment.”

He then sacrificed for a rookie in 2002 that he saw the utmost potential in, the man now known as Brock Lesnar. Paul E. then saw his next protege as someone that could gain a grasp on the WWE for a long, long time to come and should still be WWE Champion tonight. He is C.M. Punk.

Heyman declares that he can see the future, and something that is hanging around will happen to everyone, including C.M. Punk. Those are “the sins of his mentor,” and they are bad. This is the reason that Heyman is resigning. He rips the fans for not showing him compassion and tells them that he won’t miss the fans at all.

Heyman is stepping down, so that he does not stand in C.M. Punk’s way of becoming WWE Champion again. “At this moment, I’m sorry, I say ‘goodbye.’”

C.M. Punk then walks out with a look of confusion and disbelief. He asks Paul what’s up, and Heyman restates that he is in Punk’s way. “The Straight-Edge Superstar” tries to convince Heyman otherwise, saying that fans actually do love him like Punk does. “There’s a lot of ‘Paul Heyman guys’ out there.”

Punk calls what’s going on right now a “bad dream” and after Elimination Chamber, it will all go back to “normal,” when he beats The Rock for his 455th day as WWE Champion. Heyman has a change of heart, and hugs “The Second-City Saint” after convincingly telling Punk that he will be the reigning WWE Champion and that Paul will be in his corner to witness it.

Heyman holds C.M.’s arms high and looks up to the Heavens, mouthing “thank you.”

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – The Great Khali (with Hornswoggle and Natalya) VS. “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

(Give you three guess on who’s winning this quickly!) Clubbing blows from Khali begin fast and he corners Henry with kicks and chops. Mark reverses with a running clothesline, knocking the 7-footer on his back. “The World’s Strongest Man” picks up Khali with the “World’s Strongest Slam” for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Mark Henry

Post-match, as Hornswoggle is checking on his friend, Henry sneaks up from behind and drop shim with the “W.S.S.” too. He yells “that’s what I do!”

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Segment #2: Backstage Promo

Teddy Long and Smackdown General Manager Booker T. are talking about Mark Henry when Chris Jericho walks in. He advertises his successes as a six-time World Champion and that he has been in more Elimination Chamber matches than anyone else in the history of WWE.

He wants to be in this Sunday’s match and requests, on sensibility and fairness. Long agrees, but Booker makes a match with Teddy’s suggestion, to prove he belongs. The man Jericho has to face is Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan, and “Y2J” looks forward to it, beating him and then winning the Chamber bout for a shot to become a 7-time World Champion.

Segment #3: Office Promo

Paul Heyman meets with Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero. He wants a stipulation added to the WWE Championship bout, but before she can respond, the only man who can make that decision gives her a call on her cellular phone.

Mr. McMahon listens to Heyman’s suggestion that The Rock would be stripped of the WWE Championship if he gets himself counted-out or disqualified. Vince agrees then promptly hangs up as Heyman begins to suck-up some more.

Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan makes his entrance to take on Chris Jericho next!

Commercials.

Match #2: Single – Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan VS. Chris Jericho (Non-Title)

Jericho catches Daniel with a couple quick roll-ups then a couple of armdrags. Bryan reverses into a hammer lock and delivers a running knee-to-the-gut, with two kicks following. They trade wrist locks, but Jericho gets dumped over the top rope after an attempted running clothesline. He also misses a springboard turnbuckle dropkick, then Bryan flies through the ropes with a suicide dive.

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Back live, Daniel drops out of a suplex and rolls-up Jericho for a two-count! Jericho puts Bryan in the corner and chokes him with his boot, to huge “Y2J” chants. Chris runs the ropes with some shoulder blocks, but misses a diving standing attack, allowing Daniel to hit him with a running elbow clothesline.

Daniel almost gets caught in a Walls Of Jericho, but he rolls out of it and blocks the Lionsault too with knees in Jericho’s gut.

Bryan ascends the top rope, but gets cut off. He ends up shoving Chris to the canvas and nail a diving headbutt! 1 – 2 – Jericho kicks out/gets the shoulder up! Bryan connects with a couple more knees, but then does get caught in a full-on Walls Of Jericho submission!

Daniel pushes himself up and rolls through into the “No Lock!” Jericho battles out of that and almost into another Walls, which is countered by Bryan. He stiff-kicks Jericho in the head to knock him out! 1 – 2 – 2 1/2 – Chris gets the shoulder up!

Daniel misses another kick and Jericho rolls him up, 1 – 2 – Bryan kicks out! Out of nowhere, Jericho clocks Bryan with the “Codebreaker” double-knee facebuster for the hard-earned and respected spot in the Chamber!

Winner via Pinfall: Chris Jericho

Commercials.

Match #3: 6-Man Tag-Team – “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre) VS. Sheamus, Ryback, and John Cena

(I’m sorry, I can’t stand “3.M.B.” and I think (hope) we all know who’s going to pick up the win here.) Bottom line, “The Supergroup” gets the duke with a White Noise, Shell-Shock, and Attitude Adjustment!

Winners via Pinfall: Sheamus, Ryback, and John Cena

Post-match, the faces all declare what they are going to do Sunday and tonight to “The Shield.”

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Yoshi Tatsu and Alex Riley are chatting about Big Show’s mishap with paint from Friday’s Smackdown (read that fine report on this fine website!), then they are fastly taken out by Big Show himself.

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Segment #5: Arena Promo

Matt Striker is set to interview Big Show in the ring, but the 7-foot giant knocks him out right away. A frustrated Big has trouble getting his words out, then slams the microphone down and stomps off.

Segment #6: Hall-Of-Fame Recap

Rightfully so, the montage of Bruno Sammartino’s life and career replays, proving why he is truly one of the greatest of all time and that grudges can be buried and people can come together for better reasons.

Commercials.

Match #4: Single – “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder VS. “A Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Coulter)

Much like his last few matches, Jack out-wrestles Zack and finishes him off with the gut-wrench powerbomb and the “Patriot Act” ankle lock for the tap-out!

Winner via Submission: “A Real American” Jack Swagger (with Zeb Coulter)

Post-match, Swagger introduces his new manager. Zeb takes the microphone and states what’s wrong with American. He says the war in Vietnam proved that those men were real Americans, whereas today, no people will talk to them.

He wants to get rid of these people and Coulter claims that he and Swagger “knows the truth.” He goes on a tirade about defending “our land” and America, claiming “we the people.”

Segment #7: Backstage Promo

Booker T. and Teddy Long agree to put Jack Swagger in the Elimination Chamber. Dolph Ziggler, A.J., and Big E. Langston walk by. “The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” protests Jericho being in there, as he won a match with Jericho’s contract at stake last August.

He wants to be in the Chamber too, as Big E. says, to attain two World Championship shots. Booker complies, only if Ziggler can get past “The Big Red Machine!”

Up next, “The Awesome One” The Miz is in a match.

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Match #5: Single – “The Awesome One” The Miz VS. Cody Rhodes

(Note: United States Champion Antonio Cesaro is on commentary). Elbow/collar tie-up by both, then The Miz executes a hammer lock. He rolls out of a sunset flip attempt and kicks Rhodes in the head. Cody drops down with an uppercut and kick to Miz’s stomach.

He takes control, stomping on Miz’s back, then snapmaring him with a running knee. Miz battles out of a submission with clotheslines and a flapjack. He yanks Cody head-first to the apron, then boots Cesaro as the U.S. Champ tried an attack. He is successful next time, running Miz into the steel post, causing Rhodes to get DQ’ed.

Winner via Disqualification: The Miz

Post-match, Cesaro grabs Miz’s legs and swings him back and forth into the barricade.

WWE hypes their “WrestleMania Reading Challenge.”

Commercials.

Match #6: Tag-Team – Primo and Epico (with Rosa Mendes) VS. Tensai and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay (with “The Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron)

Again, much like the earlier 6-man tag, I know who is taking this contest! Tensai finishes off Epico with his splash on the mat!

Winners via Pinfall: Tensai and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay (with “The Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron)

Post-match, all faces dance and “The Funkettes” send Rosa to the outside with a baseball slide.

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Segment #8: Arena Promo

“The Shield,” Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns are in the ring. They declare that John Cena has been a problem of injustice for the past decade. Ambrose calls Cena living in his “John Cena smiling world,” the “John Cena problem.”

Cena has paved the way over the last 10 years for guys like Ryback and Sheamus, which does not sit well with the trio. This Sunday, Ambrose, Rollins, and Reigns claim they will serve justice. A blackout ensues and Cena, Ryback, and Sheamus are in the ring, breaking out in a brawl with “The Shield.” They take them out and run up the crowd to the pleasure of the fans.

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – “The Intellectual Saviour Of The Masses” Damien Sandow VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Prior to the bout, Sandow rips on Nashville for their culture of country music. Damien is aggressive early with fast knees to Del Rio’s gut. a Russian legsweep, and then drops the “Elbow of Distain.” Alberto fires back with clotheslines, and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

The World Champ gears up for a mini-superkick for a nearfall, then quickly clutches on the Cross Armbreaker for the submission victory!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Post-match, The World Champion is happy with Big Show’s promo, as he said nothing! Del Rio says the time for talking is done, as after the Elimination Chamber, Alberto will defeat Show and go on to “Wrestlemania!”

Up next, Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett is in action. Before he can get to the ring, Bo Dallas attacks him backstage until referees can pull him off.

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Match #8: Single – Kofi Kingston VS. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett (Non-Title)

Kofi tries to take advantage of a hurting Barrett with kicks, but the Intercontinental Champion soon fires back with short-arm clotheslines and a choking submission. Kofi counters and nails some chops and a dropkick.

Kofi tries an S.O.S. but Wade shoves him into the corner. Kingston counters and flies off the top with a standing-esque splash. 1 – 2 – Barrett shoves off! Another crossbody a bit later from Kofi nets another nearfall! Barrett ducks a springboard attack and slams Kofi down with “The Winds Of Change.” 1 – 2 – Kofi kicks out!

Wade gears up for the elbow, but misses as does Kingston with the “Trouble In Paradise” spinning kick. Barrett tricks Kofi, using the ring apron (literately) to cover Kingston and hit him with “The Bullhammer” elbow. 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

Up next, the last Elimination Chamber spot will be determined!

Commercials.

Match #9: Single – Tag-Team Champion Kane VS. “The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

Ziggler hammers away at Kane with kicks and punches but gets quickly booted down. Kane drives him down with a float-over suplex and cover for two! Ziggler counters with a high dropkick to Kane, then kicks him in the back.

He corners Kane with punches and kicks again, but gets a few uppercuts in return. Ziggler quickly gets out of the ring for a break.

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Back live, Kane fights out of a grounding rear chinlock with his own snapmare. Kane runs at Dolph with a clothesline in the corner then tosses him to the outside. Kane faces off with Big E., giving Dolph an advantage to chop at Kane then drops him with a swinging neckbreaker as he had climbed back in.

Repetitive elbows are dropped by Ziggler for a two-count. Kane catches Dolph in a crossbody position, but Ziggler wiggles out and plants “The Big Red Machine” with a jumping DDT. 1 – 2 – Kane kicks out!

Ziggler measures and runs at Kane with a splash, but misses. Big boot by Kane for another two-count, then Kane runs at him in the corners with clotheslines. Dolph gets out of the side slam and turns it around into the sleeper hold, but Kane throws him over.

Ziggler comes back with the Fameasser for another nearfall! Dolph runs at him for a Zig-Zag attempt, but Kane tosses him off and drops him with a side-slam. 1 – 2 – Ziggler kicks out!

As Kane climbs the turnbuckle, A.J. hops up on the apron to help out. Kane jumps down out of the way and Dolph hits A.J. into Big E’s arms! He turns around into a Chokeslam and Kane gets the final Chamber pod!

Winner via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champion Kane

Langston, A.J., and Dolph retreat while Kane celebrates.

Commercials.

Segment #9: Arena Promo

The WWE Champion is back and The Rock is happy to be in Nashville. He calls it “storytime” and recalls his life in Tennessee. The point of story was for him to say that after Elimination Chamber, he still will be the WWE Champion.

C.M. Punk and Paul Heyman walk out to the stage, and before they say a word, The Rock tells them to bring it and that he will “beat your ass at Elimination Chamber and beat your ass all over Nashville.” The Rock ditches his shirt, ready to fight, and after contemplating with Heyman, Punk runs into the ring and begins the fight!

Rock turns it around into a spinebuster and almost People’s Elbow, as Heyman grabbed his ankle. Punk knocks out Rock with the Go To Sleep, to the delight of Heyman. “The Straight-Edge” Superstar holds the WWE Championship and walks away with the title and Paul Heyman to the ramp. “Story time’s over Rock.

I want you to understand one thing: every time you want to ‘bring it,’ because it belongs to me, I’m just going to take it.” Punk holds the Championship high, taunting The Rock as he struggles back to his feet to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

This was a much better show than last week and greater build to Elimination Chamber. There was an excellent amount of matches, which is always good, and most of the promos were well-communicated to push their respective storylines. Onto the particulars:

Excellence: Paul Heyman’s “resignation” speech. I think this was some of his best work for “faking” it, but yet hammering home all believable and reasonable points as to why he wanted to. Obviously, it wasn’t for real as he used the oratory for motivation to C.M. Punk, which was a great “bait-and-switch.” He also plays the “ass-kisser” role beautifully.

Speaking of “ass,” I do like Mark Henry being back to his “ass-kicking” ways and dominating. Yes, he’s only squashed the little dudes, but he did beat Randy Orton on Smackdown and is already in the Elimination Chamber.

I honestly think and am hoping he’d be a great choice to battle Alberto Del Rio for the World Championship at Wrestlemania. Same with Jack Swagger, I am enjoying the “reboot” in him – however, I’m not sure on Zeb yet, dunno this dude/reference from the past?

Awesome wrestling by Bryan/Jericho (of course), Del Rio/Sandow, Ziggler/Kane, and Barrett/Kingston (creative finish too!)

While I didn’t like The Rock’s promo (really was pointless), the ending with big fight between them was satisfying.

Bogus: The Shield & Cena/Sheamus/Ryback is really just the holding pattern for Cena until ‘Mania 29. It will be interesting to see where the outlaw trio will go after this, as you know the “Supergroup” is going to win in order to propel John to his main-event match with The Rock.

My how far and fast Tensai has fallen. He’s back to his early 2000 days of “Too Cool.” So much for the big push of another “monster.” (Not that I wanted that anyway).

Dolph Ziggler – not sure what’s going on. He’s also kind of in “limbo” right now, it seems at least until he cashes in his Money In The Bank briefcase. I think it would’ve been better for him to be in the Chamber, may be not win, but at least be in there for a match on the pay-per-view. As of now, what is his role?

Picks for Elimination Chamber:

The Rock will retain his WWE Championship over C.M. Punk. (unfortunately).

Alberto Del Rio defeats The Big Show for the World Title.

John Cena/Ryback/Sheamus either win or draw against “The Shield” of Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns.

Mark Henry becomes the #1 Contender for Alberto Del Rio’s World Heavyweight Championship.

As always, until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

WWE Champion The Rock (still hard to type) and C.M. Punk are booked for a rematch, and the Smackdown Chamber is set for the #1 contender spot to the World Heavyweight Championship?

Between those two matches, what “mind games” can continue tonight? Plus, more from Chris Jericho? Let’s hope so!

All those, and (wishing) much more (and better) tonight, so read on!

Monday Night Raw Report for February 4th, 2013 – “Well Deserved”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

Highlights from last week’s Raw air first, then greetings from Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler

Segment #1: Arena Promo

C.M. Punk angrily marches out to the ring, smashing a fan’s sign on the way down the aisle. He grabs ring announcer Justin Roberts and forces him to announce Punk as “The People’s Champion.”

C.M. asks the crowd if he overreacted, because he held the most important championship in WWE for 434 days. Punk answers his own questions, saying that he only acted as someone would normally act if they were screwed. He claims The Rock does not know what it is to be WWE Champion, and then informs us that people have been asking him regarding the video of Paul Heyman with Brad Maddox and The Shield.

“The Straight-Edge Superstar” exists the ring and inquires the fans if they had seen him in that video. Cole confirms that Punk was not in the footage. He continues to claim that Mr. McMahon doctored the video and Heyman was really not a part. Punk declares that Vince got what deserved when Brock Lesnar F-5′ed him.

C.M. will give The Rock his “rematch,” but before he can continue, Smackdown General Manager Booker T. walks out. He says that Monday Night Raw Managing Supervisor allowed him to pick Punk’s fate. However, he is going to leave the choices up to the people.

“The Second-City Saint” protests his potential opponents of Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, or Chris Jericho, all who he faced the last three WrestleManias in a row (26, 27, and 28 respectively). Using the WWE App on their phones, fans will get to pick, which Cole gives a quick tutorial about.

Michael also informs that an “epic” Hall-Of-Fame inductee will be announced tonight, and it is a long-time coming! According to him, ESPN broke the story, so it has to be a huge name to break out of the sports-entertainment world!(Intrigue and anticipation at it’s finest!)

Ryback makes his entrances and he will have a match up next!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – Ryback VS. United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (Non-Title)

They lock-up to begin the bout and Ryback shoves Cesaro into the corner. Antonio tries a waistlock, but Ryback flips him over and beats away in the other corner.

He hip-tosses Cesaro and drops a leg on the U.S. Champ. Ryback stomps in the corner to the rhythm calls of “feed me more!” Ryback Thesz-Presses Cesaro, but misses in the corner and gets hammered with a club to the back of the neck.

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Back live, Ryback is in control again, spine-busting him. Cesaro rolls out of the ring, but Ryback gives chase and brings him back into the ring. Antonio jawbreaks Ryback on the ropes and runs him into the steel post and steps.

The referee begins the count, but Ryback slides back in the nick of time. Cesaro takes more advantage, beating Ryback in the corner and slamming him to the mat with double-knees. 1 – 2 – Ryback kicks out! Cesaro runs at him with a clothesline, but gets met with a knee and back body drop!

Ryback is wound up and “meat-hook’s” Antonio. who rolls out of the ring. Ryback catches him, but Cesaro nails a boot. He runs again at Ryback and gets taken down with another powerbomb. One more “meat-hook” clothesline and a Shell-Shock marching Samoan drop for the victory to Ryback!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

More replays from both tonight and last week are aired.

Commercials.

Segment #2: Video Promo

The same Shield promo, mixed in with footage of their attacks on the various superstars (including last week’s beatdown of John Cena) plays.

Segment #3: Office Promo

Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero tries to convince John Cena not to call out The Shield, but to no avail, as Cena stands up for the WWE as usual.

Segment #4: Hall-Of-Fame Promo

They re-air Trish Stratus’ well-deserved induction montage, then the new inductee will be revealed later tonight.

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Match #2: Single – Santino Marella VS. “The All-American-American” Jack Swagger

(Note: Smackdown General Manager Booker T. is out on commentary) Swagger dominates Santino, forcing him to tap-out to the “Patriot Act,” formerly known as the Ankle Lock.

Winner via Submission: “The All-American-American,” Jack Swagger

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio VS. Cody Rhodes (Non-Title)

Cody is aggressive early, with a kick to the gut and elbows to the head. Del Rio fires back with an elbow to the head and a reverse hurricanrana off the top rope. Alberto drops Rhodes with a flapjack, then kick to the back of the head.

Cody slapped Del Rio, which irritated the World Heavyweight Champion, who punched and kicked Rhodes into the corner. Cody gains an advantage with a kick to Alberto’s knee and then a knee drop. He headbutts him in the corner, but misses a mini-splash, allowing Del Rio to regain momentum with a couple clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl slam.

Stiff kick to the face for a near-fall by Del Rio, who then signals for the cross armbreaker Submission, but Cody gets out of it and hits the Disaster Kick! 1 – 2 – 2 1/2 – Del Rio kicks out! Alberto quickly catches Rhodes in the cross armbreaker for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio

Post-match, Del Rio takes the microphone. He puts over the fans and his recent (and quite successful, so far) face turn. He says he is the World Heavyweight Champion for all the people who work hard and struggle in life, as well as those who are bullied by “monsters” like The Big Show. He threatens that the 7-footer will pay for beating up his best friend Ricardo Rodriguez.

Big Show himself appears on the Titantron, “live via Satellite.” He demands a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship at Elimination Chamber, or what he will do to Del Rio will be much worse than what he did to Rodriguez.

Segment #5: Results

The choice of C.M. Punk’s opponent is made down, and with an overwhelming 57%, it will be Chris Jericho! (Sweet!)

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Segment #6: Backstage Promo

Kane and Daniel Bryan are arguing once again. They debate who was to blame in their tag-team loss from Friday’s Smackdown (read that fine report on this fine website!). Bryan demands his “Team Hell-No” partner to stay in the back while he goes out for his contest.

Match #4: Single – Rey Mysterio VS. Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan

They circle around and engage in an elbow/collar tie-up. Daniel snapmares Mysterio and kicks him in the back, but Mysterio gets out of a double-handlock cover combo, and flips Daniel over with an armdrag and dropkick. Mysterio knees and kicks Daniel, but gets dropped on his gut with Bryan’s knees.

Mysterio twirls out of a wristlock, but gets chopped on the turnbuckle and hangs upside down. Bryan runs at him, but eats steel and rolls out of the ring.

Commercials.

Bryan is back in control, with another wristlock and then flips Mysterio over. He throws Mysterio out and then baseball slides him. Bryan runs with a suicide-dive, but Rey-Rey counters with an elbow, diving seated-senton and a couple of hurricanranas for a near-fall!

Mysterio attempts the 6-1-9 but Bryan catches him with the “No-Lock” (Crossface) submission, however Rey reverses into a cover for two! Rey does measure Daniel again for the 6-1-9 and nails it! He ascends the top rope, but misses the “Drop of the Dime” splash, allowing the WWE Tag-Team Champion to clamp on the Crossface “No-Lock” again and making Mysterio give up!

Winner via Submission: Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan

As he is celebrating, Bryan is taking out by …. a returning Mark Henry! He also destroys Mysterio and Sin Cara, who tried to make the save. Following a corner splash, Henry yells “that’s what I do!”

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Segment #7: Backstage Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” bicker again about who was where wells Bryan Mark Henry was decimating Bryan. Kane tells Daniel that “words hurt, and nothing is more powerful than our friendship.” Of course, that is not actually true and Kane walks off!

A recap of last week’s Raw involving Brock Lesnar, Vince McMahon, and Paul Heyman is aired yet again, as well as a pointless video of The Big Show ordering room service and refusing to tip.

Sheamus enters the arena and up next, he will take on Kane!

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Sheamus VS. Tag-Team Champion Kane

Elbow/collar tie-up begins, then Sheamus hammers away in the corner, twice! Kane counters an Irish Whip into a clothesline then uppercuts and kicks Sheamus in the corner. A huge sidewalk slam gets a two-count for Kane, who briefly brawls with Sheamus on the outside before getting the Irish Curse backbreaker.

Both men are quickly to their feet until Sheamus axe-handles Kane over the ropes. Sheamus batters away at Kane on the apron, but Kane jawbreaks him using the top rope.

Kane counters the Brogue kick with a chokeslam attempt, but Sheamus reverses into the White Noise, but Kane wiggles out into the Tombstone, which Sheamus maneuvers out of, into a DDT. (Nice little sequence).

Just now, Daniel Bryan runs out and Kane is distracted, ordering him away. Kane turns around right into the Brogue Kick for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: Sheamus

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Segment #8: Arena Promo

The Miz is setup for his talk show, MizTV. He talks about Paul Heyman’s deeds last week, until the man himself interrupts. Heyman addresses him as “Mr. Mizanin,” and says he did agree to clear his name.

He offers his “best wishes” to the Chairman Of WWE but denies all knowledge of Brock Lesnar’s assault on Mr. McMahon. Heyman turns it around on The Miz, asking him if he agrees that C.M. Punk should still be WWE Champion.

Vickie Guerrero interjects, giving Heyman his alibi, as he was the one who re-signed Lesnar. She begins to cry over Mr. McMahon’s condition. They have a moment of silence, until Miz berates them for being phonies. Brock Lesnar now comes out and complete destroys the set of MizTV and The Miz.

Commercials.

Match #6: Single – Randy Orton VS. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett (Non-Title)

During Wade’s entrance, a side video plays of Bo Dallas putting over his recent success with the Intercontinental Champion. Barrett kicks and punches at Orton in the corner, then Randy returns with a Thesz press and mounted-punches.

He slams Wade’s head twice into the side of the ring, then backdrops him on the barricade. Barrett pops right up and clotheslines Orton, then hits a snap suplex and another clothesline over the top rope.

Barrett runs over and kicks Orton in the head, then slams it into the side of the ring as well. Inside the ring, Wade clutches Orton with a rear chinlock, with “The Viper” battling out.

Two clotheslines and a powerslam follow, plus the slingshot DDT! Orton is “zoning up,” but gets caught into the side spinning slam. 1 – 2 – Randy kicks out!

He goes for Wasteland, but Orton elbows his way out and soon after brings him down with the R.K.O for the duke!

Winner via Pinfall: Randy Orton

Up next, C.M. Punk will take on Chris Jericho!

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Match #7: Single – Chris Jericho VS. C.M. Punk

(Personal note: still can’t get used to Y2J’s tattoo – just seems so out of place on him!). Lockup and chops between the both. Jericho catches Punk off the ropes with an elbow and a suplex.

The fans are chanting for both Y2J and C.M. Punk. A quick two-count for Jericho, then Punk grabs his leg. He whips him off the ropes and hits hard in Jericho’s gut with his knee, then grasps him with a grounding hammerlock.

He runs at Chris in the corner but gets a boot in his face, however does the same to Jericho with knees in the other corner. Jericho counters a Tornado DDT attempt, and soon baseball slides Punk into the announce table, but C.M. guillotines Jericho on the top rope.

Commercials.

Back live, Punk backdrops Jericho, then drops three legs on the back of his head for a two-count. He misses a springboard clothesline, giving Jericho the wind-up with shoulder blocks and a diving axe handle.

Bulldog by Jericho, gets his Walls Of Jericho submission countered. Punk tries to run at Jericho in the corner, but lands on the top rope and is brought down harshly with a top-rope hurricanrana. 1 – 2 – Punk gets the shoulder up!

Punk manages to get Jericho in position for the Go To Sleep, but Jericho reverses into the Walls Of Jericho, which Punk reverses into a small package pin, which Y2J reverses himself! (Also a nice little sequence).

Punk ascends the top rope but misses the top-rope elbow and gets a Lionsault slammed on his body! 1 – 2 – Punk kicks out! Jericho kicks out too, following a stiff kick from C.M., who promptly locks in the Anaconda Vice. Jericho is struggling and manages to grab the bottom rope.

Punk breaks it at four, and Jericho shoulders Punk in the gut twice. He climbs the turnbuckles again, but Punk cuts him off into the Go To Sleep. However, Jericho reverses into a full-on Walls Of Jericho in the middle of the ring!

C.M. makes it to the ropes to preserve the bout! He reverses another Walls by spinning Jericho into the middle turnbuckle and chucking him into the steel ring post. C.M. picks up Jericho and plants him with the G.T.S. for the hard-fought and earned victory!

Winner via Pinfall: C.M. Punk

It’s now time to find out the big name for the next honoree into the WWE Hall Of Fame!

Segment #9: Hall-Of-Fame Induction Promo

Bruno Sammartino! The Living Legend’s career is depicted in a nice highlight package, complete with sincere comments by other legendary Hall Of Fame wrestlers, like Rocky Johnson, George “The Animal” Steele,” “Mean” Gene Okerlund,” J.J. Dillon, and current stars such as John Cena and William Regal.

Ads.

Segment #10: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker interviews C.M. Punk and asks him where his head is at. Punk is pissed off because The Rock is walking around with HIS WWE Championship, and that Punk knows he is still the BEST IN THE WORLD.

Segment #11: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews inquires why John Cena is calling out The Shield tonight. In short, he says because it’s time to push back and “I push back.”

Segment #12: Video Promo

A man delivers the contract to The Big Show for the World Heavyweight Championship match at Elimination Chamber, then the champion himself shows up. Alberto and Show engage in a brawl in the hotel hallway, with Del Rio coming out on top.

Segment #13: Arena Promo

Brad Maddox is in the ring with a microphone. He claims that he was manipulated by Paul Heyman into helping out C.M. Punk. He declares himself an innocent victim, and reveals that he was the one who gave Mr. McMahon the clip that exposed the truth.

He also declares himself a hero and wants it to be him that will teach The Shield about justice, NOT John Cena. He calls out the outlaw trio.

In the stands, Dean Ambrose has a microphone and calls Maddox the rat. Seth Rollins wonders if Maddox knows what justice is about, which to Rollins will be them giving Brad the beating he deserves. Reigns says that they will enjoy it this time.

Maddox makes a run for Ambrose, but is quickly disposed of. Cena’s music plays, but instead of through the stage, himself, Ryback, and Sheamus, make like The Shield and run through the fans.

They surround the barricade, and as the three men try to go up the ramp, Randy Orton leads a bunch of the roster to block them off. Ryback, Cena, and Sheamus now enter the ring, brawling with Rollins, Ambrose, and Reigns, until they retreat up the stairs again. Ryback, Sheamus, and Cena stand tall in the squared circle to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

This was a much better show, wrestling-wise, but overall still felt very sub-par. The matches made up for the lackluster “going through the motions” promos.

Excellence: the card – I thought all the bouts were well-executed, especially the mini-sequences of reversals and finishers in the Kane/Sheamus contest and Punk/Jericho match.

Even Swagger and Santino was good because of the pure renewed dominance that Jack had. I am liking this new “Kurt-Angle-esque wrestling machine” reboot for the “All-American-American.”

Of course, the main event match takes the cake, as only Y2J and “The Second-City Saint” can do! Speaking of him, C.M. Punk’s promo was awesome as usual, and that is because of him once again placing importance on the WWE Championship and how he made it significant again. Please keep doing this!

Finally, speaking of WWE Championships, congratulations to Bruno Sammartino. I’m very glad he put his personal feelings for Vince McMahon and the company as a whole aside, to accept the honor and (as many people say) legitimize the WWE Hall Of Fame.

While I wasn’t alive when he was in his prime (I was born in 1986), I do know his body of work a little bit and also the class-act reputation he had while both inside and outside the ring, especially when he was WWWF Champion for 8 years.

Bogus: Other than “The Straight-Edge Superstar’s” and World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio’s, the rest of the interviews for the evening were par for the course. Nothing new was revealed, nothing innovative was said, and frankly, they were just boring.

The one other exception was John Cena too, as at least for this week, he went back to the “passionate, defending the company and wrestling” seriousness he is great at when he wants to be and actually put the product over well.

On a small tidbit, why was A.D.R. smiling all the way down the ramp when his best friend was beaten up last week? It’s a minor detail, but if he’s that angry, he should show it and just charge to the ring, get the match over with and look for said best friend Ricardo Rodriguez! Lastly, where was Dolph Ziggler? He was a HUGE miss last night!

As always, here’s hoping for story-telling improvement next week, as it will be the last show before Elimination Chamber, so I’ll also be given you my picks for the pay-per-view. Until then, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

However, while I don’t know the results from last night’s mega-PPV, my head is saying that John Cena won the ‘Rumble, and The Rock captured his 8th WWE Championship. Let’s hope not for either, and the only way to find out is to read on….!

Monday Night Raw Report for January 28th, 2013 – “The Road Begins ….”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

A replay of highlights from The Royal Rumble airs, confirming my ….. head. (Unfortunately), John Cena and The Rock won their respective matches.

Vickie Guerrero then appears on screen and announces that tonight’s Raw will be a “Raw Roulette,” featuring matches of choice by “lady luck” as the Raw Managing Supervisor puts it.

The first will be United States Champion Antonio Cesaro squaring off against Randy Orton, with a special referee.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

The former WWE Champion, C.M. Punk, hurries down to the ring furiously, claiming he got screwed worse than Bret Hart in Montreal. “The Straight-Edge Superstar” is outraged and goes on a tirade, declaring that everyone – The Rock, Mr. McMahon, and even the fans – are cheaters. C.M. informs everyone that he plans to crash The Rock’s celebration party.

Before he can do so, Mr. McMahon himself walks out. He tells both Punk and Heyman that there is some video footage given by an unnamed individual, proving that they were in cohesion with “The Shield.” If seen correctly, Vince will have a chit-chat with Paul E. later in the ring, which may end up resulting in his termination!

Up next, Randy Orton will face off with Antonio Cesaro and a mystery referee.

Commercials.

Match #1: Single with Special Referee – “The Viper” Randy Orton VS. United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (Non-Title)
Special Referee: The Miz

This bout is already in progress coming back from break, with Orton getting a one-count and then a two-count after a suplex on Cesaro. Orton reverses an Irish whip in the corner and clotheslines Antonio, and slams him with a back body drop.

Both roll to the outside, where Orton backdrops Cesaro again, this time on the barricade! He then hits a couple of uppercuts and stomps away before sling-shotting him under the bottom rope.

Both grapplers trade a series of uppercuts, and Randy tosses Antonio over the top rope!

Ads.

Back live again, it is switched around as Cesaro gives a backdrop this time and is in control. He snaps Orton’s face off the top turnbuckle and receives a two-count, then locks in a grounding rear chinlock.

Randy battles out and delivers a couple headbutts, but then gets scoop-slammed coming off the ropes. Cesaro takes advantage again and double-stomps him on the canvas, then turns him around with a twisting gut-wrench suplex. 1 – 2 – Orton kicks out!

The U.S. Champ clamps on another headlock, but Orton fights out again and fires himself up. He runs with some clotheslines and catches Cesaro with a powerslam, but gets kneed in the corner and dropped with a twisting diving uppercut. 1 – 2 – Randy kicks out again, and as Antonio argues with The Miz, “The Viper” grabs him from behind with a backbreaker.

However, Cesaro gets out of a sling-shot DDT attempt and punches away in the corner. Miz pulls him off for “excessiveness”, and the two argue with Cesaro turning right into an R.K.O. to give Randy the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Post-match, referee Miz helps Cesaro up, then promptly plants him with the Skull Krushing Finale.

Segment #2: Raw Roulette Selection

The Roulette Wheel is spinning, which stops on “Make Me Laugh.” Vickie tells Ryback (yes, you read that right) to go out and make her laugh.

Commercials.

Segment #3: Raw Roulette Challenge

Ryback is competing with “The Primetime Players” to make the audience laugh. This doesn’t go well or last long, as Ryback asks “what has four eyes, twenty fingers, and is about to be unconscious?”

The answer is Darren Young and Titus O’Neil, who get destroyed by the beast. He then turns his attention to interview Matt Striker and “Shell-Shocks’ him too!

Segment #4: Hall Of Fame Promo

A different montage of Bob Backlund’s career is shown, reiterating that he is in the 2013 class, and again, well, well deserved!

Ads.

Match #2: Single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. ??? (Non-Title)

Ms. Guerrero selects a “Player’s Choice” match, in which Mr. Barrett can choose his opponent. He selects …. Bo Dallas! (For those wondering, he is a stand-out NXT wrestler and son of Mike Rotunda, a.k.a “I.R.S.”) Wade begins by poking Bo, but the young gun quickly turns it around with armdrags and a dropkick.

Barrett soon gains control and pounds away on Dallas with heavy punches and kicks. Wade winds up his arm to finish this one off, but Bo reverses it into a huge powerslam and gets the upset!

Winner via Pinfall: Bo Dallas

Segment #5: Raw Roulette Selection

Cody Rhodes is having a spin at the wheel, which stops on the face of John Cena. That is who the former “Dashing” will be facing next!

Commercials.

Match #3: Single – Cody Rhodes VS. John Cena

Lock-up by both, with Cody starting out with a side headlock, but Cena hits a hip-toss and dropkick. After being shortly dominated, Rhodes points out that he is being wasted and goes to leave.

Cena gives chase and hits his usual moves, including the “5-Knuckle Shuffle,” and Attitude Adjustment for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: John Cena

Post-match, Cena takes the microphone and lays out his challenge for Wrestlemania – the WWE Champion, whoever that may be! John says that it doesn’t matter if it’s C.M. Punk or The Rock, as he has unfinished business with both men.

Just now, “The Shield” interrupt and gang-up on him. Sheamus runs out and tries the save, as does Ryback, but both are laid out by the trio. (Note: this promo by Cena was serious and much, much better than last week!)

Ads.

Segment #6: Raw Roulette Selection

The spinner tops on “Lingerie Pillow Fight,” however unfortunately it is not two beautiful Divas, but instead Tensai and Brodus Clay!

Tensai protests and storms off, but thankfully Vickie changes it, citing no embarrassment with Mr. McMahon giving “performance evaluations.” The contest between “The Funkasaurus” and Tensai will now be a Dance-Off.

Segment #7: Recap

Footage of the “Royal Rumble Fanfest” airs.

Commercials.

Segment #8: Raw Roulette Challenge – “Dance Off”

Gee, I wonder who wins this one! In short, Tensai was still dressed in lingerie because he didn’t get the message, and “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay (with his “Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron) win this contest, much to the “damn” of Ron Simmons!

Segment #9: Raw Roulette Selection

The choice of “body slam” is picked, and Guerrero informs World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio that him bodyslamming The Big Show is going to be some magic. Del Rio reminds her that since we’re in Vegas, remember, anything can happen!

Ads.

Segment #10: Raw Roulette Challenge – “Bodyslam”

Immediately, The Big Show takes out Ricardo Rodriguez and then knocks out World Champion Alberto Del Rio with the K.O. punch. He returns the favour from last night and duct-tapes Del Rio to the middle rope. (Okay, I truly think that is a first I’ve seen in almost 16-straight of being invested in wrestling!).

Big Show now takes the opportunity to completely beat-down Ricardo as Alberto looks on mercifully. Big Show finishes off by kicking Del Rio and punching him out again.

Commercials.

Match #4: Single – Tamina VS. Divas Champion Kaitlyn (Non-Title)

(Note: The other Divas on the roster are acting as Lumberjills, and donned in “showgirls” attire [fully-clothed though!]).

Tamina dominates right away, with a lockup and kick to Kaitlyn’s gut. She picks her up and smashes her into the turnbuckles and then onto the canvas. Jumping headbutt by the daughter of legend “Superfly Jimmy Snuka,” then she locks on a grounding side-headlock.

Kaitlyn begins to fight out, but is quickly kicked out of the ring, where the heel Divas (Aksana) pound away. Kaitlyn battles out and comes back to punch away on Tamina. As she goes for a cover, all the Lumberjills enter the ring and engage in a massive brawl with each other, but Tamina has managed to avoid and is just watching.

Winner: No Contest due to Interference

(That was pointless!)

Ads.

Segment #11: Arena Promo

The NEW WWE champion is out now, as The Rock receives another massive ovation from the Vegas fans. The Rock says that only one word describes tonight and symbolizes the journey – “FINALLY!”

The Rock says that “there is no accolade on this Earth, that is more deeply engraved in my blood than this WWE Championship. From 1998 – 2003, I’ve had the honour of winning seven (7) WWE Championships. And after ten (10) long years, I can honestly tell you, that this moment, here with you tonight, is the proudest moment of my career.”

He says that he has already thanked is family and friends, but wants to take a moment to thank all of us, the fans.

Rock says that the “crap days” are over of C.M. Punk and Paul Heyman depreciating the fans. “The Great One” says tonight ushers in a new era, “The People’s Era.” His opponent from last night, the former WWE Champion C.M. Punk walks out on his own and interrupts.

He claims that Rock didn’t win the Title, but it was handed to him. Punk says he made that Championship special again, then tells Rock that “if you were a man, then you would recognize the fact that that title you hold is prestigious because I made it prestigious, and I earned that title for 434 days. And if you were a man in that third-generation blood that courses through your veins, if you had any respect for yourself, for your father, for your grandfather, you would walk down this aisle. You would come up to me right now and you would say, ‘sir, Mr. Punk, here is your title back because I did not earn this. I stole this from you and you can have it back. Congratulations on being the Best In The World.’”

The Rock retorts and challenges Punk to just come and take it, if he had “an ounce of manhood and nuts between your legs.”

He offers him two choices, “you can come in this ring and face me like a man, or you can stand up there on that stage in front of the world, like a ‘punk-ass bi***.’” Punk accepts, and slowly proceeds to the ring, but then changes his mind. He is happy to stand on the stage, and do things on his terms.

He will face him again, but on his schedule. However, Punk turns the tables on the oratory, and grants The Rock a rematch against “The Best In The World.” The bout is scheduled for “Elimination Chamber” in New Orleans, and The Rock promises an “ass-kicking of a lifetime!”

Commercials.

Match #5: Tables-Single – Damien Sandow VS. Sheamus

Sheamus gains control early and dominates until Sandow wisely slips away and outside the ring. Sheamus hammers him from behind and pulls out a table from under the ring.

Sheamus goes to slam Damien, but he wiggles out and goes to the opposite side, to deliver a high-dropkick! Damien yanks a table of his own, but it gets slammed into him by Sheamus. He slides the table in the ring, but is driven down by Sandow with a jumping armbar. “The Intellectual Saviour of the Masses” stomps away on the supposed injured shoulder of Sheamus and then drops a knee on the appendage. He goes to collect another table of his own.

He chucks the wooden structure into the big Irishman. He tries to knock Sheamus off the apron through the able on the floor, but to no avail and Sheamus springs back in with a shoulder-tackle.

Sheamus clubs him with punches and a clothesline, but his Irish whip is reversed into a side Russian legsweep and the “Elbow of Distain.” Sandow sets up the table and begins to ascend the top turnbuckle, but is cut-off.

Sheamus now delivers his 10-hammer fists to the chest and catches a running Sandow with the Irish Curse right into a corner table for the win!

Winner via Putting Opponent Through Table: Sheamus

Ads.

Segment #12: Arena Promo

In a “sing-off,” The Great Khali, Zack Ryder, Hornswoggle, and Natalya attempt to belt out Shawn Michaels’ old-school theme song. (Yes you read that right, and yes, I fast-forwarded this waste of space.) 3.M.B. come out and get beat-down after some “protesting and promoting” of themselves, I’m guessing. (Again, I fast-forwarded!)

Up next, in what will truly be the highlight of the night, and a surprise that I didn’t know about, “Y2J” Chris Jericho returns! Whoo-hoooooooo! (He can actually save this show for me!)

Commercials.

Segment #13: Arena Promo

The first-ever Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion makes his comeback (for the nth time!) to Raw. Huge reaction with “Y2J” chants and even a fan holding a Canadian flag! (Yay! – Jericho even acknowledges it.)

“Welcome to Raw is JERICHO!” He is back in full-face mode, breaking out his signature catchphrases, loving the fans and being back, and sporting two new tatoos on hisleft arm.

The other man who can save the show tonight is “The Show-Off” himself, Dolph Ziggler. He walks out with A.J. and Big E. Langston. He wonders why Jericho is back, since last time they saw each other on Raw, Dolph defeated him and ended his contract.

However, Vickie Guerrero appears on the Titantron, and announces that she does what is right for business, and resigned Jericho to a new business deal. She then books a “strange-bedfellows match,” where Ziggler and Jericho will actually team up and face “Team Hell-No.”

Match #6: Tag-Team – Chris Jericho and “The Show-Off/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston) VS. Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) (Non-Title)

Dolph and Kane start out with Ziggler punching Kane quickly against the ropes. He flips his wet hair against Jericho to “show-off,” prior to break.

Ads.

Dolph is in the ring now with Bryan, and he has him tied up in a side headlock. Jericho wants a tag, but Dolph refuses, and instead takes Bryan down and jumps on him with a high elbow drop.

Dolph again teases a tag, but receives a few quick kicks from Daniel this time, but then Jericho blind-tags Dolph anyway! He is all over Bryan with a clothesline, then springboard dropkicks Kane off the apron and elbows and moonsaults Bryan.

He grabs Daniel and tries for the Walls Of Jericho submission, but is flipped over. Kane tags in from Bryan, and they argue as they accidentally got knocked into each other. Ziggler blind-tags back, but Jericho slaps Kane from behind.

Dolph can’t figure out why Jericho got out of dodge, until he turns around into a Chokeslam by the Big Red Machine for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Segment #14: Hall-Of-Fame Induction

The next legend to be included into the Class of 2013 is … Trish Stratus! (Cool, another well-deserved entry, as she was one of the pioneers of the “new generation” of women’s wrestlers and one of the most hard-working to change the “image” of what a “Diva” was/is supposed to be. Congratulations, my fellow Canadian!)

Up next, it’s evaluation time!

Commercials.

Segment #15: Arena Promo

The owner of World Wrestling Entertainment is in the ring, and Mr. McMahon says that he and everyone loves to have fun. To do so, he brings down Paul Heyman. He walks down eventually, and offers a handshake. Afterward, Vince “pure-ells” himself.

Mr. McMahon then asks Heyman straight-up if he had any affiliation with Brad Maddox or “The Shield.” In short, Heyman says “no.” Vince then asks him if he has ever lied in his life, and Heyman recounts a story of Vince’s father saying “adversity defines a man’s character in his darkest hour.”

Heyman admits that he has lied every single day of his life because he is a promoter, and that’s what they to do keep their jobs and survive. However, this time, Heyman swears to everyone and everything in his life that he is NOT lying now and not involved with Maddox or “The Shield.”

Vince then produces the alleged footage, where Heyman is talking to Maddox in an undisclosed location. On camera, it is made known that Heyman paid-off Brad to referee the Hell In The Cell match at the October PPV and screw-over Ryback, as well as how Punk and Paul paid The Shield to do the same.

Back live, Heyman befuddled as he is caught in his fallacy, to chants of “you got busted!” He tries to tell Vince that wasn’t him. Paul tries to convince Mr. McMahon that he was setup and that was an impersonator on the tape.

Vince then asks the crowd, who recite unanimously “yes, yes, yes,” if Paul Heyman is lying and deserves to be fired. BUT, just before he can get those “magic words” out, another of Heyman’s “clients” returns!

Brock Lesnar interjects and walks down to the ring. Huge chants of “Lesnar” from the crowd. He immediately gets in Vince’s face and the two staredown. McMahon warns Lesnar to not do something he’d regret. Lesnar points to Heyman, then gets back in front of Vince. He nods his head, then picks up Vince and F-5′s him!

Heyman gets on his knees and begs “no more, please stop.” Mr. McMahon is writhing in pain on the canvas as Brock and Paul walk off to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Well, unfortunately, back to the average. I thought coming off the ‘Rumble, this would be a much better show than it actually was, however much like the results of the PPV itself, I was left very disappointed. Onto the analysis….

Excellence: C.M. Punk – he handled the losing of his championship awesomely! I loved how he just stormed into the arena and protested the way it happened. (And I agree.) His later confrontation with Rock was the same too – and he still put over the WWE Championship and the importance of the title very well. He is absolutely correct when he says he made it prestigious again!

Great back and forth wrestling match between Cesaro/Orton, Bo Dallas being propelled to the main roster (and winning) is a nice sign. He could play the sympathetic babyface very easily. John Cena’s promo – this is the “Cena” I love. The passionate, no-nonsense, “do or die” character. He made valid points, putting over the realism of his feuds with C.M. Punk and The Rock, respectively.

The return of Chris Jericho! That was truly a nice surprise for me, as I hadn’t known a thing about “The Royal Rumble,” so to see his rock star mug appear on my T.V. screen was coooool! Glad he’s a good guy again too, will make his feuds entertaining. Those tattoos though? A little peculiar!

Finally, Trish Stratus being inducted into the Hall-Of-Fame this year. As said above, she has earned this honour for all she had contributed to women’s wresting during her almost 7-year-consistent run. I think it would be fitting for either Lita or a fellow Canadian wrestler (read Edge/Christian/Bret Hart/Chris Jericho!) to give her the accolades at the ceremony.

Bogus: Everything else! Not being funny/short, but truly. The “Raw Roulette” concept failed epically, especially since I actually fast-forwarded through a few segments (and I think you know which ones!). I’m worried about where Dolph Ziggler and “Team Rhodes Scholars” are going. I believe the ‘Rumble was their time to shine and truly come out with big wins (Dolph in the ‘Rumble, and Cody/Damien with the Tag Titles). Now, they look like they’re going to be stuck in mediocre feuds (Dolph) or break up (“Scholars”), neither of which are good. Losing tonight definitely did not help either! The last segment with Brock/Heyman/Vince. It’s been done before and not looking forward to the much talked-about rematch of Lesnar/Triple H at Wrestlemania, much like the pending rematch of Cena/Rock. They really could’ve done a lot different (too much to detail here), but the main-event matches in my “booking” would definitely include Dolph Ziggler and C.M. Punk in championship situations.

As always, until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Hopefully, A LOT more than last week’s MAJOR disappointment of a show. In all honesty, why wait? Since we already know the main matches for the annual Pay-Per-View, let’s get right to it…!

Monday Night Raw Report for January 21st, 2013 – “Let’s Get Ready To…”

Introduction Segment: Memorial Video and Welcoming

In honor of Martin Luther King Day (in the United States), a short video of the late Dr. Martin Luther King’s famous “I Have A Dream” speech is played, followed by a quick greeting by Michael Cole.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

Vickie Guerrero, with Paul Heyman in arm, walks out and declares that she is all about doing the right thing. Even when it is not the most popular, in particular with The Rock as she states.

Mr. Heyman then takes the microphone and explains his alliance. He says that he is out in support of Guerrero, since last week Rock insulted both of them. A recap of Rock’s concert poking fun at a certain “appendage” of Paul’s replays. Following this is The Rock’s version of “Lovely Tonight” by Eric Clapton, about Vickie.

She announces that while Rock is in the city, Vickie has officially “banned him from my arena,” and he will be arrested by the San Jose police department. An assistant at ringside informs Guerrero that Rock is here, and being held backstage by the police.

They appear on the TitanTron, with San Jose’s finest enforcing the rule, unless he wants to get arrested. Rock tells them they should arrest C.M. Punk, Paul Heyman, and Vickie Guerrero for various reasons. (Especially Punk for impersonating a champion.) Rock profoundly proclaims that he will be in that ring at one point tonight.

Vickie restates that The Rock will go to jail if he “trespasses” on her arena.

Later tonight (and starting up next), there are “Beat The Clock” matches to determine a number picked by the overall winner. (Gee, I wonder what number they would pick! #30?)

Commercials.

Match #1: “Beat The Clock” Single – United States Champion Antonio Cesaro VS. Randy Orton (Non-Title)

Elbow/collar tie-up with a quick roll-up by Cesaro for a one-count. Orton reverses a corner run into a roll-up of his own but also only for one. Antonio clamps on a grounding side-headlock to wear down “The Viper.”

He pushes Randy into the ropes, who counters with a Lou Thesz press and punches. The U.S. Champion counters a suplex attempt with a small-package for two! On the outside, Orton clotheslines Cesaro to the floor and receives a near-fall following!

Ads.

Up on the turnbuckle, Antonio has Randy positioned for a suplex, but Orton pushes off. Antonio runs back and shoves Orton to the floor. He covers for two, then drops Randy with a gut-wrench suplex. 1 – 2 – Orton kicks out!

They now punch back and forth, until Cesaro turns Randy around with a powerslam and then clamps on the grounding rear chinlock. Orton counters another run with a clothesline and fires up. He is setup for the slingshot DDT, but Antonio reverses into a jack knife cover for two, then nails an uppercut for another very close fall!

He chucks Randy into the ring post, but quickly receives an R.K.O. to give Orton the victory!

Winner at 11:36, Randy Orton

The next opponents will have to beat 11:36 to qualify.

Segment #2: Hall-Of-Fame Promo

Mick Foley’s career retrospective is aired, as the “Hardcore Legend” is deservingly (and overdue) being inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame this year!

Segment #3: Video Promo

“The Shield” proclaim that they will open the WWE Universe’s eyes forcefully. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns declare they fight for justice, work for no one, and rectify for justice. “Believe in ‘The Shield,’ we’re just getting started.”

Commercials.

Match #2: Single – The Big Show VS. “Long Island Iced-Z” Zack Ryder

Do I even need to recap this? Nope, as one K.O. punch later, Show prevails. The biggest (no pun intended) noteworthy aspect of this bout was Brad Maddox interrupting and joining Cole and Lawler on commentary.

Winner via Pinfall: The Big Show

Post-match, Show stands over Ryder with one foot and begins to count to ten, symbolizing what he will do to World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio at Royal Rumble in their “Last Man Standing” rematch for the Title.

Up next, Ryback will face Heath Slater. (Again, will I need to in depth recap – me thinks not!)

Ads.

Segment #4: Locker Room Promo

Paul Heyman is talking on his cellphone when Brad Maddox interrupts. He uses the infamous manager as an example of someone who had dreams when he was young and never gave up until he gained them. Heyman agrees to help Maddox achieve those aspects.

Match #3: Single – Heath Slater (with “3.M.B.” members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) VS. Ryback

Again, one Shell-Shock Samoan drop slam later, Ryback takes it!

Winner via Pinfall: Ryback

Post-match, The Beast is excited for the Royal Rumble match, as it is his first and he is thriving it, so he can go to the main-event of Wrestlemania. “Feed me more!”

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

The Rock is trying to convince the police officers that he needs to get in the building and “electrify” the crowd. Before he can get his hands on one of the officer’s tickets, Vickie Guerrero interjects.

She demands they arrest him for “causing a disturbance,” but they will not since he is still technically not in the building. Guerrero informs him that WWE Champion C.M. Punk will be addressing the fans next, and if he wants to appear, all he has to is apologize to her. He “oh so politely” declines, and says he will get in that ring on his own terms.

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

As promised, WWE Champion C.M. Punk is out now with Paul Heyman. The “Straight-Edge Superstar” holds his title prominently, saying that what he holds here is better than most people holding their families. He says that he has worked half his life to obtain the “most prestigious title the WWE has to offer and I will not allow The Rock or any man to take this from me.”

He removes his black-colored hood, then declares that while The Rock is here to sing songs and tell jokes, the “Second-City” Saint” is here to hurt people and be the champion. “This is important. It’s important because I have made it important. It’s prestigious because I have made it prestigious,” explains Punk.

“I will now allow The Rock to be WWE Champion because I’ve been in the ring with him. I’ve looked him square in the eye. I’ve seen all the way down into his soul and I’ve seen why he’s so proud of the people and being the people’s champion. It’s because he knows he can not be ‘this.’” (He shows the WWE Title)

“You can call him ‘electrifying.’ You can call him ‘The Great One.’ You can call him ‘The Brahma Bull,’ but what you can not call him is ‘Champion,’ because ‘this,’ ‘this’ belongs to me and ‘this,’ ‘this’ you earn with blood, sweat, and tears, and for 428 days I have done just that. I have earned ‘this.’ I have earned the right to be called ‘champion,’ I have earned the right to ‘be the man.’”

He tells The Rock that he is on a collision course for six days and enjoy it. Slap every hand, wink at “every hopeful look your ‘sheep-like’ fans give you.” “This is all that matters and in six days, Royal Rumble, it doesn’t matter if I smell what The Rock is cooking. All that matters is what these people cannot give you will remain rightfully around the waist of your undisputed WWE Champion, ‘Best In The World’ C.M. Punk.”

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Match #4: “Beat The Clock” Single – “The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.) VS. “The Awesome One” The Miz

Miz starts right away with a high dropkick and roll-up for two, as the clock counts down from 11:36. He runs off the ropes with a shoulder block and rolls-up Ziggler again, but eventually receives a dropkick from Dolph for a two-count.

Dolph in control now with a neckbreaker, who then locks on a grounding rear chinlock. He tries a sleeper hold, but Miz snapmares him over and pounds away with mount punches. Miz chop-blocks Dolph’s knee and drags him to the center.

He hammers down on Dolph’s left knee and goes for the Figure-Four, but Ziggler sends him flying to the outside, where Big E. Langston levels him against the apron. “The Showoff” gives chase and covers for another quick two-count prior to the break.

Commercials.

Back live, Ziggler has Miz against the mat in another rear chinlock submission, but “The Awesome One” battles out and counters a neckbreaker into a backslide for two! Sunset flip and big boot, also for two, then Miz punches away again in the corner. Miz is geared up and runs in the corner with a clothesline and dives with an axe handle! 1 – 2 – Dolph kicks out!

Ziggler reverses The Skull Krushing Finale” into a victory roll, but Miz counters that into another roll-through for two! Miz After more traded pin combos, Miz manages to lock in the Figure-Four submission, but A.J distracts the referee, allowing Langston to pull Dolph to the ropes. Miz turns his attention away and gets a Zig-Zag for it and the 1 – 2 – 3 goes to “The Showoff!”

Winner at 10:56 via Pinfall: “The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with Big E. Langston and A.J.)

Up next, “Team Hell-No” graduate from Anger Management! (Should be interesting!)

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Segment #7: Arena Promo

Dr. Shelby, appropriately donned in graduation garb, stands at a podium in the ring. He welcomes everyone to Kane and Daniel Bryan’s graduation ceremony. He brings out the graduates, the Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No.” They are also dressed in grad attire, which is quite a site to see with Kane, and Bryan’s hair is slicked down.

Dr. Shelby recalls how far they have come. Kane was first a “maniacal mask-wearing monster, who preferred hurting to hugging. And Daniel, when we first started, you were a tightly-wound little ‘man-child,’ and you would snap if anyone said anything about your ‘goat-face,’ or the fact that your beard looks like a ‘hotel for rats!” However, now they are “calm, peaceful, and ready to graduate.”

Dr. Shelby gives them their caps, with they actually put on, and he adjusts the string to one side, and then asks them who should be the valedictorian. They both say the other, and engage in an argument over who will be it.

Dr. Shelby gets them, and everyone, everywhere, to hug at the same time! Cole and Lawler are the first, as well as Dr. Sampson and Justin Roberts, then some male fans at ringside, as well as the entire arena basically! Finally, the three men in the ring hug to bring the graduation to completion.

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Alicia Fox VS. Divas Champion Kaitlyn (Non-Title)

Alicia aggressive with a kick and smashing Kaitlyn into the turnbuckle. Kaitlyn reverses and tosses Fox to the outside and hits a baseball slide. She dives off the apron with a modified Lou Thesz press and punches, but Fox kicks her down again in the ring. Kaitlyn snapmares her way out of a rear chinlock and hits the spear out of nowhere for the W!

Winner via Pinfall: Divas Champion Kaitlyn

Segment #8: Backstage Promo

Paul Heyman and WWE Champion C.M. Punk are walking through the halls, where Heyman tells Punk that he will be sitting in a luxury box as Paul E. delivers a personal message for The Rock next!

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Segment #9: Arena Promo

Paul Heyman is in the ring, and calls himself the “voice of the voice of the voiceless,” and is the WWE Champion’s “friend, advocate, strategist, and advisor.” He calls C.M. the “most articulate, intelligent WWE Champion of all time.”

Heyman decides to act as an interpreter and “keep it simple” for the fans to explain what Punk talked about earlier. Heyman assures the fans that The Rock will not walk out with the title after Royal Rumble. Paul calls him “January’s flavor of the month,” and is fighting C.M. Punk, who is the longest-reigning WWE Champion of the last 25 years.

Just now, The Rock’s music blasts and “The Great One” walks out. He produces a ticket, which is legitimate reason to be in the arena. He immediately cuts Heyman off and orders him out of the ring before he forces him out.

Rock faces C.M. Punk in the sky-box and puts over his 428-day reign. He says that he is a “bad-ass” and knows it’s a historic reign. However, tonight will still be his last night on Raw as WWE Champion. Rock says that he will stand before him, anywhere, and “rip your face off!”

Much like the late, great Martin Luther King, The Rock says he has a dream too, to go back to the “mountain top” and become WWE Champion. He promises that at the Royal Rumble, everyone will be saying “free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”

The lights suddenly go out and when they come on again, “The Shield” is in the ring and they assault The Rock, beating him down and then triple-powerbombing him. They exit as Rock is laid out in the middle of the ring.

Punk gets back on the microphone, and tells him that “on top of that mountain, there’s only room for one man. ‘Free at last?’ You gotta pay a price for that freedom.” Punk says that Rock has to wake up from his dreams and realize he wasn’t great enough to beat the “best in the world.” The “Second-City Saint” holds his WWE Championship high.

Commercials.

Segment #10: Memorial Video

A second, inspirational (late) Martin Luther King video airs to commemorate this special day.

Match #6: “Beat The Clock” Single – Sheamus VS. Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett (Non-Title)

Both brawlers lock up to begin, and Sheamus takes down Wade with a side headlock and shoulder block. Barrett sweeps up Sheamus into a quick cover, then clamps a front facelock. Sheamus kicks out of the corner, then rams his shoulder in Barrett’s gut.

Wade reverses an Irish whip, but Sheamus comes back with a clothesline and rolling fireman’s carry drop. Wade counters and sling-shots Sheamus’ arm over the ropes and then clotheslines him to the outside.

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Back live, Wade boots Sheamus in the stomach as he hung across the turnbuckle, then his locked in a Fujiwara armbar. Barrett continues to punch, but Sheamus ducks a run and smashes back with double axe-handles! Sheamus dumps Wade to the apron and hammers away on his chest with fists, then suplexes him back inside the ring.

1 – 2 – the I.C. Champ kicks out! Wade wiggles out of a White Noise attempt, then tries a pump-handle, but Sheamus gets out. Harsh kick to Sheamus’ face by Wade, for 1 – 2 – , no Sheamus kicks out!

Barrett hops to the second rope and flies with an elbow drop. 1 – 2 – again, Sheamus kicks out! “Wasteland” time, but Sheamus battles out and drops Wade with the Irish Curse. He looks at the clock, with 1:13 and counting down, then fires up for the Brogue Kick. All of a sudden, A.J. slides in the ring and distracts Sheamus! Wade hits a swinging side slam for two at 45 seconds!

Sheamus nails the Brogue kick at four seconds, but can’t get the cover in time! Sheamus doesn’t beat the clock and Dolph will get to select his Royal Rumble entry number!

Winner: None due to Clock Time-Out

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Segment #11: Office Promo

“The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler walks in and brags about his accomplishment to Vickie Guerrero, then makes out with A.J. in front of her! However, she retaliates by clarifying that it wasn’t ANY number that Dolph can pick, but either #1 or #2! She walks off pleased as Ziggler and company looked fooled and perplexed.

Segment #12: Backstage Promo

WWE Champion C.M. Punk and Paul Heyman are walking backstage when Mr. Vince McMahon approaches them. He calls them clever, to which they deny being involved with “The Shield.” Vince makes a stipulation that if “The Shield” interferes in the WWE Championship match at the Royal Rumble, then Mr. McMahon will strip Punk of the WWE Title anyway!

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – Tensai VS. World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio (with Ricardo Rodriguez)

Again, not going to really recap this one as the result is pretty evident! Alberto finishes off the “flop” with a running Enziguri and second-rope moonsault (which he totally missed!)

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio

Post-match, Alberto agrees with Big Show that there will be another 10-count in their “Last Man Standing” match at Royal Rumble, however, it won’t be in English. Instead, it will be in Spanish, as Del Rio will be the one standing tall!

Segment #13: Hall-Of-Fame Promo

Another inductee is announced and they are … Mr. Bob Backlund. A video highlighting his career is aired. (More on this in “excellence”)

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Segment #14: Arena Promo

John Cena is out to cap of tonight’s broadcast. He talks about Sundays usually being a day of rest and talks to the fans about what they do. He finally gets to the point of talking about this Sunday, which is the Royal Rumble match.

He puts over the significance of this Sunday, as “all of the eyes of the WWE Universe fall on Phoenix, Arizona.” The world will find out what he already knows, that HE will WIN the Royal Rumble!

Short and sweet, until Sheamus cuts him off and of course, puts himself over as the repeat winner. Now, the “Primetime Players,” Randy Orton, Miz, and pretty much everyone involved in the classic match declare their desire to win, and then break down into a brawl in the ring to close the show!

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Much better Raw and much “go-home” show to a pay-per-view than the usual “going through the motions.” Onto the analysis…

Excellence: The concept of “Beat The Clock” to pick A number in the Royal Rumble. This was different, which was nice this time, and the “switch-a-roo” that Vickie pulled on Dolph about it only being #1 or #2, was a nice little twist.

A proper induction for Mick Foley – like I said last week, I felt it was rushed and “ho-hum,” but I knew that was because the N.Y. Post beat the WWE to the punch on announcing him as a candidate. The career highlights were awesome to see and brought back great memories. Now, who shall induct “Mrs. Foley’s baby boy?” How about the man who influenced him all-along – “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka? His most fiercest opponent, in my opinion, The Undertaker? His long-time on/off rival and now friend, The Rock? There are so many choices!

WWE Champion C.M. Punk’s promo in the ring – that was AMAZING! I think it was almost better (if not for sure, better) than is speech two weeks ago because he really put over the importance and significance of his championship reign AND the grandeur of the title itself. I only wish this was the last segment on the show and that would’ve have really psyched me up for their match.

No pun intended (again), but Miz and Dolph Ziggler had an AWESOME wrestling match! Miz tool, much like Alberto Del Rio, is really getting over as a face, and looks to now be one of the “go to” guys for longer and more clinically-wrestled contests.

Mr. Bob Backlund’s Hall Of Fame Induction. Another well-deserved spot in the class, especially on this his 40th year as pro. I have some great memories of his and Bret Hart’s storyline/matches from 1994/1995, and I sincerely thought he was crazy! (Course, I was only 8/9, but still, kudos to him for making me believe!) His speech and who will induct him will be a great guessing game!

Lastly, The Rock’s last promo in the ring was good too – overall his tone was serious and “ass-kicking,” all while also giving props to C.M. Punk’s WWE Championship reign. If they had molded this response with Punk’s first in-ring oratory tonight, then this should’ve finished off Raw and been a great closure/cliff-hanger going into the ‘Rumble!

Bogus: Rock’s “being left out of the arena/arrested if he enters/gets a ticket to enter.” Come on? Did anyone really believe would not find a way in or go to jail? This has been done numerous times and gets old. Plus, if he had a ticket, why was he allowed to enter through stage area and not general audience sections? Little bit of common sense/continuity please, people!

As I sort of stated above, I believe that Punk’s in-ring and Rock’s in-ring promo should’ve also closed the show. Those were meaningful enough in themselves and were satisfactory endings. The “skybox” and “Shield” beatdown, along with Mr. McMahon’s backstage segment were overdone (Vince’s stipulation could’ve been saved for the ‘Rumble), and I think The Rock should’ve been left looking just as equally strong as WWE Champ C.M. Punk did. Level playing fields = suspense!

The “filler” matches were just that – again, my how Ryder’s “star” has fallen. The “grad ceremony,” while funny enough, was a bit of a letdown. Thought they go a little further than what when down. Divas Champion Kaitlyn wrestled ok tonight, but time to bring up Paige from NXT for a challenge! (And then put the title on her and convert it back to the Women’s Championship. Ok, maybe I’m over-wishing, but that is one of my “little dreams” for this division, along with Lita and Trish returning!)

John Cena’s promo was really lame. Very, very, “routine” and back to happy Cena. Unfortunately, no real “die-hard” passion in there and the entire ending to the show was also just par-for-the-course. This is why I wanted The Rock and WWE Champion C.M. Punk to finish Raw, leaving the viewer wanting to buy the Pay-Per-View even more!

Speaking of which, my Royal Rumble predictions:

As much as I really, really want WWE Champ C.M. Punk to retain (and this would really sky-rocket him even more), it’s not gonig to happen, so I have to go with my head and say that The Rock will win his 8th Heavyweight Championship.

Titles will change though, and the Tag-Team Championships are due. I think the New Year rings in a new team, and “The Rhodes Scholars” will capture the straps.

Royal Rumble Winner – my dream pick, to seriously propel him and “save” his losses by Cena, is for Dolph to enter #1 and become the third man to go all the way! My reality pick is John Cena, for a second time, unfortunately.

Alberto Del Rio will keep his newly crowned World Heavyweight Championship over The Big Show

Enjoy the ‘Rumble for those who are watching – it actually looks like it will be a good one. As always, until next week, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Surprise hirings, surprise firings, drafts, unexpected returns and debuts, monumental and controversial storylines, friendships formed and disbanded, heartbreaking tribute shows and classy retirements, fantastic matches, and major championship changes have all lead up to tonight, the 20th Anniversary of Monday Night Raw!

Monday Night Raw for January 14th, 2013 – “20 Years On…”

Introduction Segment: Video Promo and Welcoming

All of the opening videos from Raws air, then we are welcomed by Michael Cole to the 20th Anniversary of Monday Night Raw.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

The man who started it all is in the ring, as Justin Roberts asks us to welcome the Chairman of the WWE, Mr. Vince McMahon. He gives thanks to all for making Raw what it has become (in particular the 4 billion fans who have tuned in each and every week) and of course, himself for being a “genius.”

He then announces that tonight, we have The Rock Concert to look forward to, as well as a rematch between Dolph Ziggler and John Cena, this time (as Vince points to the ceiling) in a steel cage!

Just as Mr. McMahon was finishing, former World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show walks out. He demands that Vince fix the “travesty” that was the match costing him the World Title.

Footage is shown of Alberto Del Rio winning the championship, and then Show goes on a tirade. He claims that Smackdown General Manager Booker T. is jealous of him because he has an “iron-clad no cut contract.” Big then suggests that Mr. McMahon strips Del Rio of the title.

The new champion’s music hits and Ricardo Rodriguez announces the jubilant Del Rio. He calls Show a “crying baby” for losing and picking on Rodriguez. He challenges Show to a rematch too, but Big declines. (Del Rio is really getting over as a face – big pop when he comes out, and chants of “si” which is Spanish for “yes.”)

Show claims, much like Smackdown, he is not prepared, but Alberto refutes this, saying that Big Show is already big enough, he doesn’t need to be prepared.

Show still denies, saying that he will fight him when he wants too, and that is at the Royal Rumble. The 7-Footer declares that everyone will be talking when he knocks Del Rio out and takes back the World Heavyweight Championship.

Del Rio then insults Show in Spanish, calling him a “fat jackass,” and gives him a present. Rodriguez chucks a bucket of confetti on Show, and as the giant goes to hit him, Alberto intercepts and takes him down with a hurricanrana and enziguri. He shakes hands with Mr. McMahon as Big how walks off steamed.

Ringside, Cole introduces us to Jerry “The King” Lawler and John Bradshaw Layfield as the commentary team, then goes over some of the lineup.

Commercials.

Segment #2: Raw Recap

Highlights from September 7, 2009, when “Price Is Right” host Bob Barker hosted Raw.

Match #1: Single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. Randy Orton (Non-Title)

Collar/elbow tie-up to begin this contest, then Randy comes off the ropes with a Lou Thesz press. On the outside, he slams Barrett’s head against the announce table, and rolls him back in the ring for a quick near-fall. After a few stomps, Orton clotheslines Wade to the floor for a break.

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Back live, the I.C. Champion has Orton clamped in a grounding rear chinlock, then gets a two-count following a big-boot. Randy counters another rear chinlock with a back body drop, then begins to fire up.

He nails a couple clotheslines and a powerslam, but gets hanged on the rope by Wade. Orton ducks again and drives Barrett down with a backbreaker and the slingshot DDT. Orton measures, but the champion shoves off out of the R.K.O.

Wade is gearing up and nails Orton with the “Brawl-Hammer” elbow for the clean victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

Commercials.

Segment #3: Backstage Promo

Divas Champion Eve Torres is walking backstage when Smackdown General Manager informs her, courtesy of Raw Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero, that if she tries to get counted-out or disqualified, she will be stripped of her title.

She tries to “seduce” his mind, but to no avail as Booker and Teddy Long just laugh at her, until Long gets slapped and Eve walks away.

Segment #4: Anger Management Lockerroom Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No,” Kane and Daniel Bryan, are discussing their upcoming session with Dr. Shelby. They both agree to lie and tell the good doctor what he wants to hear, so they can get on with this.

They shake on it, which Dr. walks in on and is pleased to see. He questions them on their favorite things about each other, with Bryan citing Kane’s tall, ability to set things on fire, and being a good dance.

Kane reciprocates with Daniel’s agility in the ring, his great beard, and being not afraid to wear women’s clothing!

Dr. Shelby loves the progress, but has one more surprise in store. He asks for “them” to come in, and in come “The Rhodes Scholars,” Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes.

Dr. Shelby has Cody and Damien antagonize the Tag Champs, so Kane and Daniel can “find their happy place” and “wash angry the anger.” This backfires however, and with their verbal skills, “The Rhodes Scholars” end up ticking off the good Doctor!

He orders his patients to attack and after sending them out of the room, they all chant “yes, yes, yes!”

Match #2: Single – Tag-Team Champion Kane (with Tag-Team Champion partner Daniel Bryan) VS. Damien Sandow (with Tag-Team partner Cody Rhodes)

Kane and Bryan made their entrances prior to the ads. (It is announced that “Team Hell-No” will defend their titles against “The Rhodes Scholars” at the Royal Rumble).

Sandow tries to back off out of the ring first, but Kane chucks him inside quickly. The Big Red Machine whips Sandow into the corners and chases with clotheslines, then puts him down with a sidewalk slam. As he ascends the top rope, Damien gets out of the ring.

Sandow cuts Kane off climbing back in the ring and drops some elbows and a knee on him. He dives off the second rope right into a Chokeslam for the 1 – 2 – 3 by Kane!

Winner via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champion Kane (with Tag-Team Champion partner Daniel Bryan)

Up next, the first inductee for the 2013 Hall-Of-Fame is announced and we will hear from them!

Commercials.

Segment #5: Arena Promo

As expected (and absolutely well-deserved) the first inductee to the Hall-Of-Fame for 2013 is …. Mick Foley! Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy takes the microphone and wastes no time in getting the cheap pop. However, before he can continue, “The Shield” interrupt.

Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Seth Rollins march through the crowd and surround Mick. Before they can get their hands on them, “Feed Me More” blares the speakers and out comes Ryback.

He attempts to dismantle the trio, but they soon gain up, until Randy Orton and Sheamus run out to help even the fight. Ambrose is dropped with The Shell-Shock, then “The Shield” retreat up the ramp.

Josh Matthews then interviews Ryback. He states that “The Shield” have always allowed Punk to escape and walk away with the WWE Championship. He declares that he will not and cannot rest until he gives “The Shield” their due. Ryback then leads a chant of “feed me Shield.”

Segment #6: Raw Recap

A video of some of the most “outrageous” gimmicks in Raw history are highlighted.

Up next, is the Divas Title bout!

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Match #3: Single for the Divas Championship – Kaitlyn (Challenger) VS. Eve Torres (Champion)

Lockup between the two women, which Eve turns into a side headlock. Kaitlyn gets out of it with a takedown, then corners her and punches away. Eve counters with a kick to the head and cover for two!

Eve bounces off the ropes with a somersault flip, then rolls out of the corner, off the top rope, with a grounding headlock/leglock. (Best way I could describe that “different” move). Kaitlyn makes the effort to grasp the bottom rope to break the hold.

Kaitlyn is gaining momentum with clotheslines, then drops her with the reverse DDT for a near-fall! Eve turns her around with the twirling neckbreaker, 1 – 2 – Kaitlyn kicks out! She reverses into the gut-wrench knee drop, but Eve rolls out of the ring.

Kaitlyn goes after, but gets hurled into the corner barricade. Eve think she has taken the her out, but Kaitlyn sneaks back in and rushes her with a harsh spear for the victory!

Winner and NEW Divas Champion via Pinfall: Kaitlyn

Segment #7: Backstage Promo

Josh Matthews interviews Brodus Clay regarding WWE Champion C.M. Punk’s “shuck and jive” comments from his speech last week. Clay says he does that because he wants to and that Punk’s “pipe bomb is about to blow up in his face.”

Commercials.

Match #4: “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay (with “The Funkettes” Naomi and Cameron) VS. WWE Champion C.M. Punk (with Paul Heyman) (Non-Title)

Punk jukes around and tries to punch and kick, but Brodus overpowers quickly. He hammers away on the WWE Champion in the corner, then drops a few elbows on the body. Punk counters a run with two boots, then springboards off the ropes with a flying forearm. The “Second-City Saint” manages to bring Clay down with a neckbreaker, then mocks Brodus with a “dance.”

Punk clasps a grounding chinlock on, which Brodus powers out of. He counters a kick into an overhead t-bone suplex and runs at C.M. with clotheslines and a head butt!

However, Punk moves away from a corner splash and kicks Clay down again, then flies off the top rope with an elbow and locks on the Anaconda Vice for the sudden tap-out!

Winner via Submission: WWE Champion C.M Punk (with Paul Heyman)

Post-match, C.M, takes the microphone and tells us that he came out here to do what he does every Monday night, while The Rock will come out and do whatever he does.

Everyone has their opinions, but Punk says that no one can dispute facts. Those such as making a 400-pound monster tap out, a fact that the most important title in the world belongs to him for 421 days.

Punk declares that, because he is the best in the world, The Rock will not leave the Royal Rumble with the WWE Title!

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Segment #8: Raw Recap

Footage of “famous rides” in Raw such as the beer truck, numerous ambulances, limousines and regular cars destroyed.

Segment #9: Backstage Promo

Mick Foley is on his cell-phone when The Rock walks in. He gives his old friend a hug and congrats on the Hall-Of-Fame, and gives him props before Vickie walks in and demands them to “shut up!” (They were being too loud, apparently.)

The Rock does not take the opportunity to put her down, as he just simply states “enjoy ‘The Rock Concert.’”

Commercials.

Match #5: Over-The-Top-Rope Challenge: Sheamus VS. “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre)

(Sheamus made his entrance prior to the break). Sheamus dominates early, then gets the same treatment. Jinder and Drew are eliminated, and as Sheamus goes for the Brogue Kick, Slater moves and the Irishman gets hung up on the ropes and triple-teamed and pulled over.

Winners via Over-The-Top-Rope Elimination: “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre)

Post-match, Sheamus Brogue Kicks all three members as they celebrated their upset.

Segment #10: Lockerroom Promo

John Cena is asked about his Steel Cage match with Dolph Ziggler and recaps the history of wrestlers in Raw. Cena then looks to the future and says he is going to stare down Ziggler, telling him that, much like the World Wrestling FEDERATION did 10 1/2 years ago, he will “get the ‘F’ out!”

Segment #11: Arena Promo

“The Awesome One” The Miz is out and announces that a Hall-Of-Famer will be the special guest on “MizTV.” A hint Miz does give, shouting “whoooo” and strutting down the ramp.

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Miz brings out the “only two-time Hall-Of-Famer in WWE History,” the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair! The man himself struts to the ring as only he can, then takes a seat on Miz’s couch.

Miz asks Flair what is favourite moment from Raw is, and he recalls the night he retired following Wrestlemania XXIV, when he faced Hall-Of-Famer Shawn Michaels in a retirement match.

Ric his happy to be here and struts around, then engages a “whoo-off” with The Miz, then clips of the oratory skills of superstars on Raw is aired.

The Miz says that those catchphrases were awesome, and coaxes Ric into one great missing one: “the limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing, son of a gun…”

Before he can continue, United States Champion Antonio Cesaro interjects. He says that he does not need to rely on catchphrases crutches, but does give them props for embodying America.

He calls The Miz a “failed reality TV star” and insinuates that Ric made ten million dollars, and spent twenty million dollars. Cesaro says that the only thing Ric stands for is a bar tab he can’t pay, and that the Four Horseman hand sign really symbolizes his four ex-wives. (Great line!)

The Miz stands up for Flair, and as Antonio tries to walk away, Flair chops him and Miz drops him with the “Skull Krushing Finale.” Flair then goes for the figure-four submission, but “passes the torch” as Cole calls it, and lets The Miz lock on the famous hold.

Commercials.

Segment #12: Raw Recap

The infamous promo between “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and “Iron” Mike Tyson from January 19, 1998 is aired.

Match #6: Single – Cody Rhodes (with Tag-Team partner Damien Sandow) VS. Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan (with Tag-Team Champion partner Kane)

The two circle around until Cody focusses on Bryan’s injured knee. Rhodes stops to pose and Bryan catches him in the “Yes Lock” Crossface submission for the quick tap-out!

Winner via Pinfall: Tag-Team Champion Daniel Bryan (with Tag-Team Champion partner Kane)

Segment #13: Video Promo

Eve Torres is disgruntled with her loss of the Divas Championship, so she decides to quit!

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Segment #14: Backstage Promo

A.J., with Big E. Langston recalls the disastrous “weddings” in Raw history like Lita and Edge from June 26, 2005, and Stephanie and Triple H from February 11, 2002.

Langston cites his favorite, the ceremony of Daniel Bryan and herself, from Raw 1000 on July 23, 2012. A.J. then cries at the pain that moment caused her, and Dolph Ziggler walks in.

He says that John Cena will pay for all the pain he has caused, both in and out of the ring. And when he beats Cena tonight, it will be the greatest performance in the history of Monday Night Raw! “Show, Off!”

The “voice of the WWE,” “Good Ole J.R.” Jim Ross comes out and is set to be helping commentate on tonight’s main event, which is up next!

Commercials.

Match #7: Steel Cage Single – “Mr. Money In The Bank/The Showoff” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston) VS. John Cena

Immediately, Ziggler tries to escape but Cena catches him and rolls him back. Dolph tries again but John pulls him down and snap suplexes him. Cena clasps on a side headlock and delivers a shoulder block, but gets a picture-perfect dropkick to the face by Dolph. “The Showoff” now aggressive with repeated elbows, and throws him to the steel cage.

Cena counters a neckbreaker into an Attitude Adjustment, but Ziggler wiggles out of that into a jawbreaker. 1 – 2 – Cena kicks out! Dolph tries another dropkick but is caught and sling-shotted into the steel mesh wall.

However, Dolph uses this as an advantage and begins to climb, but gets pulled down again. Cena now ascends, but Dolph cut him off quickly too. They trade punches and headbutts, standing on the top rope, and Cena drops to the canvas but still crotches “The Showoff.”

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Back live, Cena is struggling to climb the cage, and Ziggler chases again. Both men are atop the cage, and Cena is punches down and hangs onto the top on the inside. Ziggler hits another great dropkick using the top rope and both hit the canvas. Ziggler covers but only gets two!

Cena gets some momentum now, with his usual moves of shoulder blocks, spin-out slam, and the “5-Knuckle Shuffle” fistdrop. As he goes for another A.A., Ziggler grabs the steel wall, but Cena still pulls him off (and almost his trunks, much to the cheers of ladies!)

Dolph gets out of a third A.A. attempt and nails the superkick! 1 – 2 – Cena with the shoulder up! “Mr. Money In The Bank” crawls to the door and ends up in a tug-of-war between Langston and Cena.

The former “Dr. Of Thug-A-Nomics” gets the better and locks in the S.T.F. Dolph reverses that into a sleeper, wearing down Cena, who does get to his feet and begins to climb the corner part of the cage, with Ziggler on his back!

Cena ends up collapsing and both men are down. Ziggler is going back to the wall as Cena is going for the door. Dolph realizes this and latches on to Cena, who kicks him off. As he goes to walk out, Langston slams the door on his head, and Dolph tries to capitalize with a cover, but Cena still kicks out.

Now they trade, and Ziggler tries the door again as John descends the cage. Ziggler’s head is slammed, and he is just about to drop until Langston swings a chair to motivate him back in the ring.

Ziggler hits the Zig-Zag! 1 – 2 – Cena kicks out, as he does following a DDT off the top rope from Dolph. (Which really should’ve been it!)

A.J. is pissed off, slamming her hands against the cage and tearing off the commentator’s table cover. She now begins to climb in the cage. As this is happening, Big E. enters the ring but gets nailed by mistake with the briefcase from Ziggler.

Cena then catches Dolph and finishes this main-event off with the Attitude Adjustment and victory!

Winner via Pinfall: John Cena

Commercials.

Segment #15: Arena Promo – “The Rock Concert”

The Rock is out now and ready to perform once again for all of us! First, he remembers all his time on Monday Night Raw, and shows us a picture from his 1996 debut, as “The Blue Chipper” Rocky Maivia.

He makes fun of himself and says “that picture, right there, goes to show, that if you put your mind to it, you can overcome anything!”

(For this, I will summarize what The Rock sings about)

In the tune of “The Heartbreak Hotel,” The Rock makes fun of Paul Heyman. He then sings about a special woman, and brings Vickie Guerrero out. She does oblige, but with a scowl on her face. He sings an Eric Clapton parody, making fun of her style.

The Rock now takes the microphone off and talks about “kicking ass.” He calls out WWE Champion C.M. Punk for a man-to-man conversation. He and Paul Heyman do oblige and stand on the stage.

The Rock cites some facts, such as the 421-day title reign, and while C.M. Punk may not be God (as he alleged last week), Rock says “as God is my witness, in 13 days I will beat you for the WWE Title.”

The “Straightedge Superstar” whispers into Heyman’s ear and then rushes down to attack The Rock. The roll around and punch each other as numerous referees and agents try to separate them. Their brawl closes the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Wow, what an average show! Seriously, was it just me, or was there really no “spark” to this big edition? The only true highlights were the actual highlights of Raws past. Otherwise, this just felt like another episode of Monday Night Raw. Onto the analysis:

Excellence: Opening promo with The Big Show and Alberto Del Rio. I thought that Big Show’s calmer, more “diplomatic” demeanor was a nice change of pace from his usual “angry giant” tirades. Also, Del Rio is getting over huge as a babyface. Good for him, I like the turn too – fresh!

Barrett/Orton was just some nice classic wrestling and good for the I.C. Champ to go over and continue his re-push. As always, “Team Hell-No’s” segments with Dr. Shelby made me laugh.

Kaitlyn capturing the Divas Championship will now hopefully put some new blood into the title picture (along with Eve leaving). Hello, Paige from NXT? Nice touch of continuity with the reason Brodus Clay faced off against WWE Champion C.M. Punk.

Loved the Ric Flair/Miz segments – just looked like Miz was in awe of the legend and that Ric was back to having a good ole’ time!

Bogus: My three major complaints:

1 – Mick Foley’s Hall-Of-Fame announcement really fell “flat.” Don’t get me wrong, super happy he’s in and he deserves it infinitely, but I guess with the leaked NY Post story, they couldn’t surprise us and just went, “well, here he is.”

2 – Dolph Ziggler losing again to “super Cena.” I honestly though that Ziggler would get the win this time, and they could have one more match at Royal Rumble (2/3 falls?) just to cap off their feud. The only saving grace is for Dolph to finally say next week (paraphrasing), “screw you Cena, I’m done and moving on to the Heavyweight Championship).

3 – Again, just no surprises, major returns/cameos (don’t count Ric Flair because he just appeared a couple of weeks ago), and no real “celebration” of 20 years. I know they packed a lot into the 1000 Raw, but seriously, they could’ve at least tried to match it (no pun intended) with an anniversary show. Heck, the 10-year stand-alone ceremony in 2003 was way better and more memorable than this version.

So, I guess next week, as with this one, is just back to normal. As always, until then, Be Excellent Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans!

Also, “The Great One,” “The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment,” the third-generation superstar, The Rock returns! What will “The Brahma Bull” have to say or do as he begins his quest to The Royal Rumble, where he will challenge for the WWE Championship?

How about Dolph Ziggler? What will “Mr. Money In The Bank” be up to tonight? Perhaps gain revenge for getting “crapped” all over by John Cena last week? Or would he possibly kick off his 2013 by cashing in said briefcase and potentially being a heavyweight champion?

Only one way to find out and that is to read on…

Monday Night Raw T.V. Report for January 7th, 2013 – “Here We Go Again!”

Introduction Segment: Recap and Welcoming

A video package, dating back to The Rock’s announcement regarding Royal Rumble, reminds us of the events leading up to tonight’s WWE Championship T.L.C. match, as well as the pending bout at the Pay-Per-View against The Rock.

Michael Cole and Jerry “The King” Lawler wish us a Happy New Year and also inform us of the same.

Segment #1: Arena Promo

John Cena is out first to kick off Raw. He also hypes up Raw’s card, as well as flashing back to last week’s “crap-tastic” (his words) end to 2012. John also reminds us that he is going to be in the Royal Rumble match, but cannot go further because his current rivalry interrupts.

“Mr. Money In The Bank”/”The Showoff” Dolph Ziggler, along with A.J. and Big E. Langston walk to the stage. Dolph puts himself over as usual, and A.J. rips into Cena for his antics last week. Cena and A.J. trade immature jokes about “size” until Ziggler brings the serious back in. He announces that he too will be in the Royal Rumble match and he is “not going away.” Cena jokes again, but then challenges Ziggler to a fight.

Suddenly, Langston takes the microphone and accepts on behalf of “The Showoff.” Ziggler and company discuss, then Dolph’s music plays, so apparently the match accepted for after the break!

Commercials.

Match #1: Single – John Cena VS. Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston)

The bell rings and the wrestlers circle around, before Cena takes Dolph down with a shoulder block off the ropes. Ziggler replies with a side-headlock takedown but gets hip-tossed and arm-dragged to the canvas.

Dolph manages to corner and pummel Cena with punches, then presses his legs against Cena’s side as he performs sit-ups. Cena quickly counters into a quick pin and then drives him down with a bulldog, and clamps on a grounding rear facelock.

Dolph kicks out of a cover following a suplex, then goes back to the corner with Cena. He runs at him and nails a corner splash for another two-count! Picture-perfect dropkick is hit by “The Showoff” for another near-fall, then dances around before getting caught with a slingshot into the corner.

As Scott Armstrong, the referee, checks on Dolph, Big E. hits Cena with a right hand to put him down.

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Live again, Dolph is in control with a unique headlock submission on the ground, until Cena powers out and overthrows him. Big belly-to-belly suplex to drive Dolph down. A.J. hops up on the apron and glares at John, which distracts him enough to turn around into another dropkick by Ziggler.

Subsequent elbow drops for two! Dolph chokes Cena with the middle rope, and A.J.slaps Cena. This time, referee Armstrong sees it and orders A.J. and Langston to the back.

Cena gains a bit of momentum, planting Dolph with the spin-out backdrop after a couple of shoulder tackles. He goes for the “5-Knuckle Shuffle” fistdrop, but Ziggler kicks him in the head and drops the Fameasser on him. 1 – 2 – Cena kicks out!

John moves out of another corner splash and hits the fistdrop this time. He attempts the Attitude Adjustment, but Ziggler wiggles out and nails his Zig-Zag finisher. 1 – 2 – John kicks out!

Cena ducks a superkick and goes for the STF submission, but Ziggler counters-off and drives “The Dr. Of Thuganomics” down with a jumping DDT! Dolph ascends the turnbuckle and flys off, only to get caught in the A.A.! Dolph lands on his feet though, and nails the superkick to Cena’s chin! 1 – 2 – Cena still kicks out! (Wow, helluva match – come on Dolph!)

Ziggler pounds away on a grounded Cena, and fires himself up again. Punch to the gut from John, then some fists to the head. Back and forth punching now, and Dolph jumps on Cena’s back with the sleeper hold.He is wearing the (mostly) fan favourite down, but Cena backs Dolph into referee Armstrong.

He is knocked out of the ring, and while Cena has Ziggler tapping in the STF, Big E. Langston runs out and takes out Cena with his finisher. Dolph rolls over and drapes his arm. Another referee runs out, 1 – 2 – Cena still with the shoulder up! (And now loud “Cena” chants)

Cena again successful this time with the Attitude Adjustment and successful with the victory! (Darn!)

Winner via Pinfall: John Cena

Up next, Divas Champion Eve will defend her title!

(She makes her entrance prior to the break.)

Commercials.

Match #2: Single for the Divas Championship – Eve (Champion) VS. Kaitlyn

The women lock up with Eve taking down Kaitlyn via a side headlock. Eve sweeps up Kaitlyn and works over her left leg, the injured ankle. Kaitlyn flips Torres over, but is stalled when she is told to tie her boot.

Eve takes advantage with a stiff kick to her head, then chokes her in the corner. Kaitlyn soon catches her off the ropes with a side-slam and drops her with a reverse DDT, but only receives a two-count!

Eve shoves Kaitlyn off and runs around the ring, in and out, then grabs her championship and begins to head out the crowd. This one is over, as Kaitlyn returns to the ring and Eve proceeds to the back.

Winner via Count-Out (but NOT Divas Champion): Kaitlyn

Up next, “The Rhodes Scholars” will take on “Team Hell-No.”

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Segment #2: Locker Room Promo

Santino Marella is putting over Hall-Of-Fame wrestler Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat until Intercontinental Champion walks in and insults both. Ricky gives Marella support by offering to be in his corner.

Segment #3: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker is with “The Viper” Randy Orton, who is also in the Royal Rumble match. Randy claims that he will win that match, until three others walk in and object. “3.M.B.” (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre) all declare they will win, and also Orton has the choice of who he will face later tonight. He picks Slater.

Tag-Team Champions Kane and Daniel Bryan make their entrance prior to the break.

Commercials.

Match #3: Tag-Team – Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No” (Kane and Daniel Bryan) VS. “The Rhodes Scholars” (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow) (Non-Title)

Kane and Rhodes faceoff first, with Kane hammering away in the corner with fists. Cody counters with a quick kick then tags in Sandow. Damien gets snapmared then dropkicked from Kane. He also gets whipped into by both Kane and Bryan, then taken down to the mat with a wristlock from Daniel.

Vicious kicks by Bryan don’t let Rhodes off the mat, then he gets a near-fall with a Northernlight Suplex. Cody counters with an elbow, then kicks Bryan in the gut and switches with Damien, who quickly switches back to Cody. Damien clamps on a grounding rear chinlock, but is soon hopped over as Daniel tags in Kane.

“The Big Red Machine” launches himself off the top with a clothesline, then boots Sandow in the face for two! Kane measures for the Chokeslam, but smartly, Sandow rolls out of the ring, only to receive a running knee off the apron from Bryan! Kicks in the corner, and Bryan sommersaults off the turnbuckle. However, he when he landed, he immediately hurt it, and The Scholars take advantage.

Rhodes is in to work over his knee and then spins Bryan down with “The CrossRhodes” faceplant! 1 – 2 – 3!

Winners via Pinfall: “The Rhodes Scholars” (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes)

Up next, Randy Orton in his bout!

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Match #4: Single – Heath Slater (with “3.M.B.” members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) VS. “The Viper” Randy Orton

Side headlock and shoulder block from Orton, plus a clothesline to dominate the beginning of this bout. Slater takes a quick break in the corner then kicks Orton in the stomach and throws him out of the ring.

Orton jawbreaks Slater on the apron, and then takes down the other “3.M.B.” members. They come back and this allows Slater to now wear down Orton in the middle of the ring with a rear chinlock. Slater brings Orton down with a neckbreaker and goes for the cover, getting a close call!

Heath is cut off the the top rope then brought down with a superplex. Orton is “zoning up,” hitting clotheslines and a powerslam. He kicks down Mahal off the apron, then slingshot-DDTs Slater to the mat. Orton gains the momentum and R.K.O.’s Slater for the W!

Winner via Pinfall: “The Viper” Randy Orton

Post-match, Orton R.K.O.’s Mahal and McIntyre too as they tried an attack.

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Match #5: Single – Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett VS. Santino Marella (with Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat) (Non-Title)

Santino ducks a quick clothesline and counters with an armdrag, however Barrett quickly dominates with mounted punches. Snap suplex by Wade, but Marella rolls out of a pump-handle slam try. He nails a side-kick and gets a two-count!

Marella is fired up, hitting a hip-toss and grounding head butt. He goes for “The Cobra” chop, but Barrett rolls out and hits Santino with the “BUll-Hammer” for the victory!

Winner via Pinfall: Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett

Segment #4: Backstage Promo

Matt Striker is with Sheamus and inquires about winning Royal Rumble and capturing the World Heavyweight Championship last year. He asks if Sheamus can do it again, and Sheamus conquers, only this time, just not in 18 seconds. A hurting “3.M.B.” walks, and Sheamus makes fun of their injuries. He then challenges them to a bout tonight.

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Match #5: Single – The Great Khali (with Hornswaggle and Natalya) VS. United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (Non-Title)

(Note: The Miz is on commentary). Khali dominates early until he makes a mistake and gets caught on the ropes. Cesaro capitalizes and kicks away on Khali’s leg. The 7-Footer pounds his way out of it and continues to counter with elbows and a boot. He hits a couple clotheslines, but gets taken down with a springboard uppercut, then “The Neutralizer” faceplant!
1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall: United States Champion Antonio Cesaro

Post-match, Cesaro stares down The Miz.

Segment #5: Backstage Promo

Paul Heyman is on his cellphone when Brad Maddox interrupts. He offers his referee services to the T.L.C. match, but Heyman turns him down quickly and walks off.

Next, Sheamus (who makes his entrance) is out for his contest.

Commercials.

Match #5: Single – Sheamus VS. Jinder Mahal (with “3.M.B.” members Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre)

In short, pretty much like Randy Orton’s bout, Sheamus dominates, “3.M.B’s” interference doesn’t work, and the Irishman finishes off Mahal with the Brogue Kick.

Up next, is the WWE Championship T.L.C. match, and a highlight package of the circumstances leading up is aired!

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Match #6: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs for the WWE Championship – C.M. Punk (Champion) (with Paul Heyman) VS.
Ryback (Challenger)

The two archrivals circle around each other then begin the pounding! Punk with punches in the corner and Ryback with shoulders and kicks in the corner. Punk rolls to the outside and smashes Ryback with a chair he found under the ring.

It does little, as Ryback comes back with a flury of punches. Ryback picks up the chair now and goes to whale C.M. against the ring post with it, but misses, and Punk nails a kick instead.

The “Second-City Saint” brings a ladder into the ring, but Ryback dominates again. He calls out “chair, ladder” and holds Punk high in the air in a suplex position, then finally drops him on the ladder.

Heyman is aghast at the impact. Ryback dismantles the steel steps and runs them into Punk’s arm/shoulder area. Ryback tries again with the second set of steps, but Punk moves out of the way and uses the steps to jump and hit a knee in Ryback’s face.

The “Straight-Edge” Superstar delivers blows with the chair to Ryback’s knee to further hurt the beast.

Commercials.

Back live, Ryback is in control and scoop slams Punk on the floor. He now pulls a table from under the canvas and sets it up against the corner barricade. Punk counters with a chair again, but Ryback reverses a whip and chucks Punk over the announcer’s table.

He puts him back in the ring, but Punk immediately goes back to the knee. He grabs the chair and smashes it again. He then wraps the chair around Ryback’s ankle and goes to jump on it, but misses and may have reinjured his own knee.

Ryback fires back up with clotheslines, a backdrop, and spinebuster. He riles up for the “Meathook” clothesline, then sets him up for “Shellshock,” but Punk maneuvers out. He goats Ryback into running through the barricade-laid table!

This allows C.M. time to try to get the WWE Championship, but Ryback manages to meet him at the top. Punk is pushed off, but he comes back and tips the ladder. Ryback picks up Punk and drops him on a leg of the ladder, bending it useless!

Punk gets out of another pickup and hits Ryback in the head again with a high kick. Punk runs with the high knee at Ryback in the corner, twice, but gets chucked out of the ring through a table by Ryback! Heyman’s eyes almost popped out of his head at what he witnessed!

Ryback collects a new ladder and begins the climb. He has his hands on it, but the lights go out! They quickly turn back on to reveal Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose of “The Shield” fighting him. Roman Reigns also joins, and everytime Ryback gets close again to the title, the three outlaws for justice assault him.

They triple-powerbomb him through a table onto the steel steps and head to the back. Paul Heyman is coaxing Punk into consciousness so he can take advantage.

He is slow, slow, slow, to get to the ladder and Ryback is still down. C.M. is climbing with one arm and one leg, and as he reaches the top, he laughs at Ryback. Punk unhooks the title and stands atop the ladder, happily embraced in victory.

Winner via climbing the ladder and STILL WWE Champion: C.M Punk

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Segment #6: Locker Room Promo

Matt Striker talks to the WWE Champion, C.M. Punk. Before he can utter a word, the winner of the T.L.C. match cuts him off and declares that of course he had nothing to do with Brad Maddox or The Shield. Instead, he threatens that he will come back out and drop a “pipebomb” of his own before The Rock makes his grand speech.

Segment #7: Backstage Promo

Tag-Team Champions Kane and Daniel Bryan are arguing about their earlier match. Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero interjects and informs them that their medical review from Dr. Shelby will take place next week! (Awesome!)

Up next, Kofi Kingston (who again makes his entrance before the break) will face World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show.

Commercials.

Match #7: Single – Kofi Kingston VS. World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show (Non-Title)

Kofi starts out on fire, until Big Show literately reaches over referee Mike Chioda and knocks out Kingston with the W.M.D. punch for the very quick 1 – 2 – 3! (The point?)

Winner via Pinfall: World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show

To hype up the impending confrontation between The Rock and WWE Champion C.M. Punk, Cole and Lawler via video remind us of Punk’s turn on The Rock from Raw 1000 on July 23rd, 2012.

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Segment #8: Arena Promo

WWE Champion C.M. Punk is out with Paul Heyman. He says that “the time has come to tell you all something very personal.” Punk defines what “pipebomb” is, which is “truth and honesty.” He says the fans lack those qualities, and recaps how is life has changed since June 27th, 2011 when he dropped his first “pipebomb.”

He says that he really did speak the truth, but in turn, “sold out” to everyone. He created a persona, but also realizes that it doesn’t matter if you are the best in everything, as the one with the most money is the only person who “breaks the glass ceiling.” He points out a number of “bad” examples (Brodus Clay/Little Jimmy) that are above the workhorses (Tyson Kidd) in the pecking order.

Punk says that you don’t get noticed unless “you move a couple of t-shirts around here.” He claims that he would be WWE Champion 20 or 30 years if he wrestled in the era of Bruno Sammartino or Hulk Hogan.

This is because they really only had to wrestle once or twice a month and not face superstar-beasts like Ryback in T.L.C. matches. Punk says that his 1 and a bit year as WWE Champion today is equal to 30 years from long ago.

Punk then calls legends like Shawn Michaels, Edge, and Ric Flair weak, dishonest, and liars, because they always say “they did it for you,” but turn their backs on the fans too at times. Punk says he is neither weak or dishonest, instead he is “the best in the world.”

He says that their are two types of people in the world: those born to be in the spotlight, and those born to pay to see the people in the spotlight. He puts the crowd in the latter category.

Punk speaks his truth when he says that he has “never ever done this for any of you.” A ringside crew member informs Punk that they have to go to break, but the “Straight-Edge Superstar” refuses and instead tells the entire arena that no one matters. The screen goes to black and break.

Commercials.

Punk is still in the ring, now holding his WWE Champion. He promises that he will stand in the ring on the first Raw of 2014(which is January 6th, by the way!) still the WWE Champion. Punk completely rips the fans, calling them “losers” and saying “you do not get to win.”

Before he can go on, the second main attraction for tonight walks out. The Rock is back and marches to the ring and stands in the squared circle with C.M. Punk. He says that he had to hear it all and waited until Punk was finished his tirade.

Now that he has, Rock calls him “delusional.” While 414 days as WWE Champion is incredible, that’s not the number that matters. According to The Rock, the number that counts is 20 – 20 days until Punk face him at the Rumble.

The Rock calls Punk out on his “broken promises” and missed opportunities for change. He tells C.M. to listen to the voices, as they are not “voiceless” like Punk calls them. Rock conducts the crowd in a chant of “cookiepuss,” which Punk actually encourages, because he calls them “puppets” and says this is the exact same way Punk got them to chant “ice cream” 18 months ago. He tells them and Rock they don’t get to win.

Rock calls that a contrary, as “they’ve already won.” They won when The Rock got to come here and say “finally, The Rock has come back to Tampa!” The Rock says he is back for three reasons – to entertain the fans, to stop Punk, and to win back the WWE Championship after 10 long years.

The Rock threatens to Punk not to say that “the people don’t matter.” They have always matter according to The Rock, it is instead Punk himself that does not matter. Rock says that there is no way that he will be stopped from becoming WWE Champion.

Punk lays his belt down and gets in Rock’s face. He also threatens, that no matter how many times Rock shows up, he will always “kick your ass.” “I’m going to kick your ass because I’m the ‘best in the world.’ I’m the best thing going today, I’m the best guy you’ve ever stepped in the ring with.”

Punk says that he is in the big leagues and swinging for the fences. “When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.”

Rock retorts and informs Punk that he is going “one-on-one with ‘The Great One.’” He knows that Punk is bad and dangerous, but “in 20 days, times up.” Rock tells him to get a tatoo of Rock’s foot on his butt cheek, because he is going to kick his ass! The Rock then grabs C.M. and Rock Bottoms him!

Punk rolls out of the ring and glares at The Rock, as Rock motions “20″ and signals for the WWE Championship to close the show.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

For the first Raw of 2013, I thought it was just “ok.” Unfortunately there were no real surprise (even Kaitlyn winnng the Divas title would’ve been a small “shot.”), but there were some great promos and one great WRESTLING match, so it kind of evens it out for an average. Onto the analysis.

Excellence: Cena/Dolph promo followed by the Cena/Ziggler match! Loved this bout – fantastic WRESTLING and SUSPENSE in it and allotted some great time! These two are another pair with chemistry both on the microphone and in the squared circle. “Rhodes Scholars” and “Team Hell-No” bout.

Also another great example of WRESTLING and old-school pyschology (no pun intended considering the storyline!) with the heels working over an injured knee. Plus, the return of Dr. Shelby and some wacky skits!

Antonio Cesaro – the U.S. Champ managed to get a decent match out of The Great Khali and impressively picked him up for his finisher. Way to go!

Rock/Punk promo – what I really liked was The Rock being pretty serious from the get-go. Yes, there was definitely “Rock-isms” in his oratory tonight, but he didn’t start off with any of them, and throughout the speech, his tone was “deeper.” He and Punk mixed well together, and it was done so much that I want them to have the match next week! They don’t need anymore hype after this – that is a win!

Bogus: The short pointless matches with Barrett/Marella (and Steamboat) as well as Kingston/Big Show, and “3.M.B.” versing Orton/Sheamus respectively. I think those were seriously just time fillers. Regarding the Divas match, it was actually ok, but why would Kaitlyn let Eve get herself counted out if she knew she couldn’t win the Championship that way? Chase after her and haul her back to the ring! Hello, common sense woman!

Also unfortunately, I thought the T.L.C. match was a let down. It was brutal at times, but short and I think they could’ve easily elminated at least one of the “pointless” matches I mentioned above to make more room for this match, especially since their was so much hype/drama/controversy surrounding it. Yes, there were a couple times I had the “ok, who really is going to win this” feeling in my stomach, but I had that much more in Dolph/Cena – speaking of which, my only grief with that match is the result!

Dolph should’ve won to gain revenge from the prank last week and really start himself off as the next “superstar” that he can/will be on a high note!

All in all, really just a regular show. No bombshells dropped, no unexpected returns for the first Raw of the New Year. Perhaps they’re saving all that for next week’s 20th Anniversary. That too is intriguing, and here’s hoping a big angle on that show to leave us satisfied. Plus, a lot of nostalgia!

Until then, as always, Be Excellent Wrestling Online Readers and Wrestling Fans! Best wishes for an AWESOME 2013!

Monday Night Raw Report for December 31st, 2012 – “A Champion’s Toast.”

Introduction Segment: Welcoming

The regular Raw video plays, followed by the pyro blasting in the Verizon arena of Washington, D.C. Michael Cole welcomes us to the New Year’s Eve edition, as does the following superstar…

Segment #1: Arena Promo

“The Awesome One” The Miz walks out to the stage for “MizTV.” He announces that courtesy of Supervising Manager Vickie Guerrero, tonight will be a “Championship” night, where all Titles are on the line. However, the Champions will be choosing their matches. (Ok, maybe this won’t be that lame-duck afterall?) Miz now introduces his guest, 10-Time WWE Champion and the former “Dr. Of Thuganomics,” John Cena!

The 2012 “Superstar Of The Year” is excited, until Miz starts asking him the hard questions. He inquires if John’s relationship w/ A.J. is truly over yet. Cena assures that it is, and to even show that further, he will attend Dolph Ziggler’s and A.J.’s New Year’s Eve party.

To interrupt, “The Rhodes Scholars” walk out. Damien Sandow quotes T.S. Elliott in saying “this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper.” He then demands silence from the crowd, but does not get it from Cena. Instead, John retorts “I believe it was the famous poet, Robert Griffin the third, that said, and I quote ‘you guys suck!’” Damien pretends not to hear of the famous Washington Redskins NFL Quarterback (and helluva player awesome, personally writing), much to the chagrin and chants of “R.G.3.”

Cena makes fun of Cody Rhodes’ mustache, until “The Scholars” point out how far Cena’s and Miz’s stars have fallen, respectively, going from main-eventing WrestleManias to mid-card status. They want to propose a solution, but Cena beats them to it and challenges for a tag-team match. All is accepted and we begin the first bout of the night!

Match #1: Tag-Team – The Miz and John Cena VS. “The Rhodes Scholars” (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes)

Cody and Cena start out, with Cena coming off the ropes with a shoulder-block tackle out of a side-headlock Irish whip. (follow me?!) Cena arm-wrenches Rhodes, and tags in the Miz, who drops a double-axe-handle smash on the outstretched arm. Cody elects to switch with Damien, so the “Intellectual Savior of the Masses” comes in and takes Miz down with a side-headlock. Miz counters a run into a flapjack, and Sandow rolls to the outside for a break.

Commercials.

Back (not-so-live), Cena and Sandow are wrestling, with Cena clamping on a grounding rear-chinlock. John trades again with The Miz, who stomps away on Damien. Miz is countered with an elbow and the “Scholars” double-stomp him in the corner. Miz reverses an Irish whip from Cody, then gives him a 9-punch in the corner, and one on the mat.

Cody drops to the canvas and delivers an uppercut to Miz, then tags in his partner. Damien hammers away and begins to work over Miz’s right arm. He covers for a two-count, then drops the “Elbow of Disdain.” Cody’s back in and head-butts Miz, then grapples him with a rear-chinlock.

Sandow returns but gets his suplex attempt reversed into a small package for a near-fall! Damien drags Miz to the corner and tags Cody back in. Rhodes drops Miz with a front-suplex and ties him in a hammerlock. Both heels continue to switch back and forth, corner and obscuring Miz from making a tag and saving himself.

Miz finally counters a bulldog attempt, and he and Cody make the hot-tags to their respective partners. Cena runs in and is all over Sandow with his usual moves, taking him down with the spin-out backdrop and 5-Knuckle-Shuffle fistdrop. However, he turns right around into the “Beautiful Disaster” kick from Cody, only for Rhodes to get planted with the Skull Krushing Finale. He then throws Sandow back into Cena, who finishes the contest off with the Attitude Adjustment and subsequent cover!

Winners via Pinfall: The Miz and John Cena

Segment #2: Locker Room Promo

Vickie Guerrero is hosting a New Year’s Eve bash with all the superstars. She turns around to see an uninvited guest – Dolph Ziggler. Guerrero informs “The Showoff” that he will be in a match, against Sheamus. “Happy New Year!”

Ads.

Segment #3: Locker Room Promo

WWE Champion C.M. Punk and Paul Heyman walk in on Guerrero’s party. Punk wants to bring a doctor to the ring, so they can explain C.M.’s injury in “layman’s terms” to the people, as he thinks that they do not believe the legitimacy of his injury. Vickie conquers that it is for real and gives permission for Punk’s promo later. She also, with “strong encouragement” books Ryback VS. The Shield.

Match #2: Single for the United States Championship – ??? (Challenger) VS. Antonio Cesaro (Champion)

As of now, the opponent is unknown. Cesaro reminds the fans that he is the champion of everything, which includes all the tourist attractions he visited in Washington, such as the Pentagon, the Monument, etc.. He tells us that he ran into someone that also represents “the red, white and blue,” and that person is his opponent tonight …. Sergeant Slaughter!

The WWE Hall-Of-Famer marches out in his military gear to challenge for the title. They lock up and standoff, then engage in traded waistlocks. Cesaro wears down Sarge with a side-headlock, until The Legend fights out of it and manages to clamp on his Cobra Clutch submission. Antonio battles to the ropes and following an uppercut, plants Slaughter with “The Neutralizer” cradle-faceplant for the 1 – 2 – 3!

Winner via Pinfall and STILL United States Champion: Antonio Cesaro

Post-match, Cesar drops Sergeant a second time with “The Neutralizer” and gloats with his championship overhead.

Commercials.

Segment #4: Locker Room Promo

Tag-Team Champions “Team Hell-No!” wanted to fight “The Shield” tonight, but since they’re already booked, they decide on “3MB” as their opponents, who were rehearsing on the other side of the room.

Segment #5: Locker Room Promo

Ricardo Rodriguez is pouring a drink when World Heavyweight Champion Big Show walks up to him. He offers Ricardo a chance at the Title, and a nervous Rodriguez spills his drink on Show’s shoes. This automatically puts him in the match, as Show wishes him “good luck.”

Elsewhere, WWE Hall-Of-Famer and Women’s Legend Mae Young gets friendly with the new generation of Divas. She is then courted by Divas Champion Eve to matchup for the championship.

Match #3: Tag-Team for the Tag-Team Championship – Kane and Daniel Bryan (Champions) VS. “3MB” (Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre) (Challengers)

“Team Hell-No!” makes their entrances, separately, prior to the break.

Ads.

Bryan and Slater start, with Heath arm-dragging him. Daniel comes back with a shoulder-block and flapjack, the locks on a surfboard-stretch. He tags in Kane, who gives a sitting Slater a running front-dropkick. The big-man for “3MB” is now in, but Drew quickly gets taken down with a shoulder-block by Kane, then an Irish-whipped dropkick in the corner from Bryan. McIntyre manages a little offense, but soon gets kicked-away at by Daniel. Drew moves, sending Bryan to the outside, and he gets a running knee from Jinder Mahal on the floor.

Slater is switched back in, and he grasps a side-headlock on, then takes Daniel down with a running neckbreaker. 1 – 2 – Bryan kicks out! Daniel elbows his way out of another headlock but then both he and Heath collide with a running crossbody. Kane and Drew are back it, with “The Big Red Machine” in complete control. Kane drops down with a huge sidewalk slam, then ascends the turnbuckle for a top-rope diving clothesline. Slater is tossed to the outside, as Bryan knees Jinder to relieve him.

Kane Chokeslams Drew, and Bryan gives his team the victory following a flying headbutt from the top!

Winners via Pinfall and STILL Tag-Team Champions: “Team Hell-No!” (Kane and Daniel Bryan)

Commercials.

Segment #6: Arena Promo

C.M. Punk, the WWE Champion for 407 consecutive days, hobbles out on crutches still, with Paul Heyman and the doctor. Punk recalls his 2012 year, in which he came out on top against huge-star names like Chris Jericho, Ryback, John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, etc… He also recounts his numerous injuries throughout his championship reign and toughed it out. “The Straight-Edge Superstar” tells the WWE Universe they think he is faking it, which is why he travelled with his Chicago doctor to prove the opposite.

This doctor shows x-ray images of a normal-looking knee and the WWE Champion’s broken appendage. It is legitimate, and because of this, the doctor is not allowing Punk to compete next week against Ryback for the WWE Championship!

Or not, as the only man who overrides decisions like this, interrupts. Mr. Vince McMahon, the owner, first wishes everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR! Then, he wonders how Punk will “weasel your way out of this T.L.C. Championship match.” Heyman comes to Punk’s defense quickly. Mr. McMahon changes the order of things, and says that if the WWE Officials medically clear Punk, then the title bout is on.

The two then get into a debate about how C.M. has remained WWE Champion for so long. Punk retaliates by comparing his situation with Vince’s, when the Chairman was on trial (for real) in 1993 by the U.S. Government. Heyman again stands up for “The Second-City Saint” and calls McMahon a “flesh-peddling promoter.” McMahon steams at this comment, then informs them if Punk can’t compete next week, Paul Heyman himself will replace the WWE Champion! This worries Punk and Heyman, rightfully so, as McMahon walks off.

Up next, Sheamus will take on Dolph Ziggler.

Ads.

Match #4: Single – “The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler (with A.J. and Big E. Langston) VS. Sheamus

The bell rings and Ziggler is aggressive early with kicks and punches in the corner. Sheamus fires back with a hard hand and short-arm clothesline. Scoop slam and elbow drop by Sheamus, but Dolph counters an arm-wrench with more punching. Sheamus counters a run from Ziggler into a (botched) backdrop-throw, then drives him back with a suplex for two! Sheamus hits a knee-to-the-face on Ziggler on the apron, then begins to pound away until Big E. Langston saves Dolph by pulling him off the side. (shouldn’t that be a dq?)

Commercials.

Back to the match, Dolph has Sheamus locked in a side-headlock until the big Irishman battles out with a couple double-axe handles and high-running-knee-lift. Dolph counters out of the corner with an elbow and jumping DDT! 1 – 2 – Sheamus gets the shoulder up! Dolph goes back to the grounding chinlock to wear Sheamus down. This works for a while, but Sheamus then gets some momentum with a huge tilt-a-whirl scoop-slam for two! He then cuts Ziggler off the top rope and chucks him backward with a fall-away slam off the turnbuckle! 1 – 2 – Dolph kicks out!

Sheamus goes to the corner, but this time Dolph crotches the former WWE Champion, until Sheamus punches him down and flies off with a shoulder-tackle. 1 – 2 – Ziggler kicks out again! Sheamus attempts his Cloverleaf submission but Dolph crawls to the ropes. Sheamus counters another jumping-DDT attempt into the Irish Curse and drops him down!

Momentum time, as Sheamus riles up the crowd for the Brogue Kick. Langston saves Ziggler, then measures Sheamus until “The Shield” run out and him, causing the dq.

Winner via Disqualification: Sheamus

Post-match, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns all pound away on Sheamus, then drop him with the triple-powerbomb. The stand over their latest victim with pleasure.

Ads.

Segment #7: Backstage Promo

Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston is checking on Sheamus, until Wade Barrett walks up and demands that he get the Championship Shot tonight. Kofi is all for it, saying “I beat you before, and I’ll beat you again.”

Segment #8: Locker Room Promo

Much to C.M. Punk’s dismay, Brad Maddox comes in and offers to help him out if they help him. Heyman gets in his face and orders the former referee and now job-hunting wrestler to just get out!

Segment #9: Locker Room Promo

Mae Young is complaining of stomach pains, so a doctor checks her out. And in a really badly-rehashing, apparently, she is pregnant, again! (No Comment!)

Commercials.

Match #5: Single for the Divas Championship – Eve (Champion) VS. ??? (Challenger)

Eve demands a forfeit ruling, then for a photographer to take a picture of her winning pose. Instead, Kaitlyn storms out and engages in a brawl with the champion. She gets the best of her, but since this was not an official match, no resolution is given.

Winner: No Contest via No Official Match

Segment #10: Backstage Promo

Ricardo Rodriguez is nervous backstage, but ensures Alberto Del Rio that he will win the World Heavyweight Championship. Alberto ensures that he will be their in his corner and gives him his scarf and car keys to “do it in style!”

Ads.

Match #6: Single for the World Heavyweight Championship – The Big Show (Champion) VS. Ricardo Rodriguez (with Alberto Del Rio) (Challenger)

Ricardo rides out, just as happy as Del Rio would be, in a red-colored Mercedes SO 550, priced at $200,000! Del Rio follows behind him, clapping him on.

After formal introductions, the “contest” is on, which is really just Big Show toying with the (mainly) manager/ring announcer. Rodriguez actually gets some offense with a counter and Del Rio-esqe running Enziguri! He reverses the big-boot and jumps off the second rope, but gets slapped down quickly. Show signals for the K.O. Punch, but Alberto runs in and takes down show. This delights the crowd (seriously) and Del Rio knocks Show to the mat with a kick!

He drags Ricardo to the back and winks at show, as if “gotcha!”

Match #7: Single for the Intercontinental Championship – Kofi Kingston (Champion) VS. Wade Barrett (Challenger)

Kofi makes his entrances before the break.

Commercials.

Wade is out now and both lockup to begin. Wade whips Kingston into the corner, but Kofi reverses and kicks him in the gut. Barrett comes out of a side-headlock and delivers a shoulder tackle, followed by a couple high-dropkicks! Wade ties Kofi’s left arm in an upper-hammerlock, and avoids the Trouble In Paradise Kick. Another side-headlock by Kingston, whose monkey-flip is countered into a double-hip toss by both to the outside!

Ads.

Wade is back in control with a harsh kick to Kofi’s stomach, then chokes him against the middle rope. Using that rope, Kofi counters and flips up with a kick to send Barrett back to the floor, and then Kingston springboards off the ropes with a body splash!

Kofi goes back to chops and dropkicks, but gets countered into a pin combination for two by Barrett! Wade attempts “Wasteland,” but Kofi reverses into the S.O.S. for another near-fall! Kofi delivers punches in the corner, which Barrett reverses into a powerbomb pin, still only for two! Barrett ducks another Trouble In Paradise and nails the “Wasteland” fireman’s carry drop. 1 – 2 – Kofi kicks out!

In the corner, Barrett pounds away, but Kofi flips up with another kick. However, he misses the subsequent top rope Crossbody and walks into the “Brawlhammer” elbow! 1 – 2 – 3! Wade Barrett receives the victory and championship!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Wade Barrett

Segment #11: Locker Room Promo

Following a great moment/match, is a dreadful one with Mae Young being shown “giving birth.” (Really, they have to go there again?)

Commercials.

Segment #12: Locker Room Promo

More of the Mae Young “birth,” which is revealed to be Hornswaggle dressed in “New Year’s baby attire” – for real. (Again, no comment.) Cole and Lawler just laugher, sincerely in the sense of “I can’t believe we witness this and why was this in the script?!”

Match #8: 3-On-1 – “The Shield” (Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Seth Rollins) VS. Ryback

“The Shield” make their way to the ring through the crowd prior to the break.

Ads.

“Feed Me More” blares the speakers as the fan-favorite beast Ryback is intensified. Right off the bat, “The Shield” meet him in the aisle and the bell hasn’t even run. It is an all-out brawl. Ryback starts to take apart the trio, but they quickly gang up again. Ryback is beat up on until Sheamus runs back down and tries to help. He too is assaulted heavily.

The “rescuer?” How about “The Viper” Randy Orton! The third-generation superstar runs out and evens the odds, even R.K.O.-ing Dean Ambrose after Ryback military-pressed Rollins to the outside on top of Roman. “The Shield” retreat more or less still in one piece, as their previous victims stare down.

Up next, is the “New Year’s Toast” with A.J. and Dolph Ziggler.

Commercials.

Segment #13: Arena Promo

“The Showoff/Mr. Money In The Bank” Dolph Ziggler, A.J., and Big E. Langston are in the ring, decorated in New Year’s garb. Ziggler gives a toast to the fans, for picking John Cena, “the golden boy,” as the 2012 “Superstar Of The Year.” Dolph brags about Cena’s faults last yea – first losing at WrestleMania XXVIII against The Rock in a match he must win, then getting beaten down with an F-5 by Brock Lesnar the next night on Raw, following that with a loss to John Laurinaitis (which Ziggler wonders if anyone even remembers), being the first superstar to cash in “Money In The Bank” and lose, and finally being screwed out of the T.L.C. match by A.J.

She takes the mike now and declares that the WWE Universe are the ones who need help, for choosing Cena as Superstar despite all his failures. Ziggler proclaims that “your time is up, and my time is now!” (Couldn’t agree more!) Dolph orders Langston to make sure Cena does not interject in the upcoming toast, as he is no longer invited.

A.J. toasts “the man who will own 2013. ‘Mr. Money In The Bank,’ “The Showoff,’ the man I love, Dolph Ziggler!” Dolph toasts then they have another epic make-out session, until Cena’s music plays. He walks to the top of the stage and glares down Big E.

Cena says he is not here to fight, but instead agree with Dolph. He says that 2012 was not his year, but instead was the year of A.J. Cena then makes fun of Dolph and A.J.’s courtship with doctored photos of their “wedding” and “children.”

Back to seriousness, Cena says that “yes, 2012 wasn’t too good for me. I owned up to every single loss I had. Stayed in the fight and when all that was happening, I truly never gave up. And yes, the WWE Universe voted me ‘Superstar of the Year,’ and although I was flattered, out of respect, I didn’t accept the award. Like I said earlier, a man can own up to his flaws. I’ve been here 10 years, I had one bad season. You want to write me off, fine, but before you do, look deep into the mirror. This is not your first year here Dolph. It is your 7th, 7th.”

Cena talks about Ziggler complaining all the time backstage to get a push and never take the blame. “Only way a guy like you gets a set of nuts is by buying them at the concession stand!” Cena recaps Ziggler’s “not-so-hot” (until now) career, and makes a huge (but yet somewhat not unexpected) announcement – he is entering the 2013 Royal Rumble match!

Cena finishes his speech by saying that his “uniform” has not changed – he is still all about “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.” John then toasts A.J. and Dolph the only way that is suitable to him – with a “dumping” full of brown liquid from the rafters. Cena declares that is what Dolph and A.J. are full off and wishes everyone a Happy New Year to close the show, and 2012 Raw.

End Of Raw.

Reporter’s Rumblings – By Moe Tapp

Ok, I have to admit, this was actually a better show than I thought for a night when very few would actually be watching (and with it being pre-taped.) Obviously, no big “cliffhanger,” but at least it didn’t feel like they were “going through the motions” as in some past shows. Onto the final 2012 analysis:

Excellence: Honestly, pretty much everything. The show flowed smoothly, made sense (except for one segment highlighted in “bogus” and you’ll know what that is already, I’m sure!), and the idea of a “Champion’s” night gave some intrigue to the bouts. In particular, to name one, is actually the turn by Alberto. He is getting some great cheers, and I think he could make an awesome baby-face. Smart to put him against Show to help propel the result. And seriously, I think he would be a better World Champion as a good guy, gaining a bit more “dynamic” and personality.

Bogus: The obvious – Mae Young. That was really, really unnecessary. On the plus, it wasn’t a dragged out thing, but still, was totally not needed and completely stupid.

Alright, so the analysis was short, but I seriously just liked Raw tonight and felt (almost) everything was equal in review for the right reasons. They put in a decent effort and made me very happy. Now the real fun begins next week when the build for Royal Rumble (and really Wrestlemania XXIX) starts. Great way to finish off 2012 and let’s hope they begin 2013 Raws the same way and better!

Until next week, and since it is technically January 1st as of this typing, HAPPY NEW YEAR to all Wrestling-Online Readers and Wrestling Fans! Be Excellent and best wishes for a prosperous 2013!