Author - Daniel Josselyn

IMPACT TV report 03/07/2013

Impact

Impact begins with its traditional recap of recent events. The first person we see in the back is Kurt Angle, and he looks pissed off. Angle tells us that he will reveal who the VP of Aces and Eights is later tonight, and warns that no one in TNA is safe. The first person to the ring is Austin Aries.  Aries tells us that he hasn’t been able...

IMPACT TV report 02/28/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan making their way to the Impact Zone. Someone asks them if they have any news on Hulk’s condition, Brooke says he’s better, but Bully says he’s still messed up real bad and doesn’t want to talk about it. Bully Ray makes his way out to the ring and calls out TNA champion Jeff...

IMPACT TV report 02/21/2013

Impact

Impact begins with a recap of the evil deeds of Aces and Eights. The first person to the ring is Hulk Hogan.  Hogan was going to announce the number one contender at the end of last week’s episode, but was interrupted by an attack from Aces and Eights. Hogan tells us he has decided on…Bully Ray! Bully wasn’t even in a match last...

IMPACT TV report 02/14/2013

Impact

Impact begins with the traditional recap of the evil doings of Aces and Eights. The first person to the ring is Hulk Hogan. Hulk tells the crowd at England’s Wembley arena that he has 8 guys competing in 4 matches to determine the number one contender for Jeff Hardy’s title. The matches will be 1) James Storm versus RVD, 2) Christopher...

IMPACT TV report 01/31/2013

Impact

Impact begins, as always, with a recap of the evil deeds perpetrated by Aces and Eights in recent weeks. The first two people to the ring are Kazarian and Daniels.  The show is being held in Manchester England. Kaz and Daniels are wearing kilts and sporting blue face paint in homage to the United Kingdom’s TRUE warriors, the Scots. Daniels...

IMPACT TV report 01/24/2013

Impact

Impact begins with a recap of Taz revealing himself as a member of Aces and Eights and ruining the wedding of Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan last week. Tenay tells us that he was shocked by Taz’ betrayal and notes that Taz is not there at the announce table this week.  Aces and Eights make their way to the ring, led by Devon, DOC, Mike Knox...

IMPACT TV report 01/17/2013

Impact

The show begins as it always does with a recap. In case anyone forgot, this is the week Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan get married. Bully Ray is greeted by Brother Runt and Tommy Dreamer, who will both be part of the wedding party. Brooke is also getting ready with Miss Tessmacher. Tessmacher asks if her dad is showing up and there is uncomfortable...

IMPACT TV report 01/10/2013

Impact

After the traditional TNA recap, Sting is the first person to make his way to the ring, and he’s accompanied by Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle. Sting says he made his return on the 13th just like he said he would, and now he wants to fight DOC at the Genesis Pay Per View this Sunday. Sting says he’s just getting started, and has the support...

IMPACT TV report 01/03/2013

Impact

Impact begin with a recap of recent events, including the news that Sting will be returning tonight to get revenge on Aces and Eights. Jeremy Borash is the first person in the ring as Impact begins. Borash tells us that he has the 5 finalists, and winner, of the TNA wrestler of the year award.  The nominees are Bully Ray, James Storm, Austin...

IMPACT TV report 12/14/2012

Impact

Impact begins with Bobby Roode making his way to the ring.  Roode is pissed off that Aces and Eights attacked him after he paid them off this past Sunday.  Roode wants to know why they attacked him and he calls them out. Devon comes out with Doc and several other Aces and Eights members.  Devon tells Roode that Aces and Eights like doing...

IMPACT TV report 12/07/2012

Impact

Impact begins with Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, and Kazarian making their way to the ring. They will face AJ Styles, Jeff Hardy, and James Storm in the main event. Kazarian grabs a mic first and calls us all “Chodes” (don’t feel too bad, thickness is more important anyway.) Roode grabs the mic next and guarantees a win this...

IMPACT TV report 11/30/2012

Impact

Impact begins this week with a recap of recent events: Wes Brisco beating Jason Garrett in his Gut Check match, Eric Young getting his ankle broken by Aces and Eights, and the ongoing potential romance between Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray. After the recap, Hulk Hogan is the first to the ring. Hogan wants to know what is going on between his daughter...

IMPACT TV report 11/16/2012

Impact

Impact begins with a recap of this past Sunday’s pay-per-view event, Turning Point. The first person to make his way to the ring after the video ends is James Storm. Storm is celebrating being named #1 contender after winning his match at Turning Point. Storm’s celebration is cut short by his former partner and current rival, Bobby...

IMPACT TV report 11/09/2012

Impact

Impact begins this week with a recap of the unveiling of the Aces and Eights member once known as Luke Gallows.  In the Aces and Eights clubhouse, the leader lectures  “Doc” (Luke’s new name) for letting himself get unmasked last week.  Devon tells Doc he needs to try and make up for what he’s done by teaming up with him...

IMPACT TV report 11/01/2012

Impact

TNA begins with a recap of last week’s show involving Aces and Eights,  Kurt Angle and Jeff Hardy.  The first person to the ring when the show begins is attorney Joseph Park. Park wants to fight someone from Aces and Eights to get some revenge after they kidnapped and tortured him.  Park says he hasn’t gotten an answer from Hogan...

IMPACT TV report 10/26/2012

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan thanking Jeff Hardy for raising the bar.  The Hulkster loves cliches, brother.  Hogan also tells Hardy that he will either be facing Kurt Angle, Bully Ray, James Storm, or Mr Anderson. As Hardy leaves the office, we hear his inner monologue saying that they all have a weakness; he just has to find it.  I...

IMPACT TV Report 10/12/2012

Impact

Impact wrestling begins this week with a video package recapping the feud between Bobby Roode and James Storm.  We also see a short segment reviewing the recent deal between Hogan and Aces and Eights.  The first person to the ring when Impact goes live is James Storm. Match #1:  James Storm versus Austin Aries. The two men lock up and jockey...

Impact TV report for 10/05/2012

Impact

Impact begins this week with Sting and Hogan in the TNA office discussing who they will pick to be Sting’s partner for the big match with Aces and Eights at Bound for Glory in 10 days. Hogan and Sting agree it needs to be someone with a killer instinct. In the Impact Zone, Mr. Anderson is the first man to make his way to the ring. Anderson...

IMPACT TV report for 09/28/2012

Impact

Impact starts off tonight with Hulk Hogan coming to the ring.  Hogan tells us that tonight the TV title will be on the line as part of “Championship Thursday.”  Devon was the TV champion, but apparently Devon is in negotiations with TNA management and Hogan needs a TV title match tonight.  Hogan has chosen Samoa Joe, Magnus, Garrett...

Impact TV report for 09/21/2012

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan talking to Shaq.  Shaq wants to help Hogan out with his Aces and Eights problem.    The first two people to the ring are Kurt Angle and AJ Styles.  Kurt and AJ recently earned a title shot against Tag champs Kaz and Daniels, but so did the team of Hernandez and Chavo Guerrero.  Angle and AJ call out Chavo and...