Author - Daniel Josselyn

Smackdown TV report for 10/05/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Baton Rouge Louisiana. The first person to the ring tonight is the Big Show. Big Show is feeling bad these days. He’s been forced to knock out friends and mentors or lose his job and face financial ruin. He claims a giant can’t find work anywhere but the WWE (he forgot about TNA, ROH, Mexico...

Smackdown TV report for 09/06/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Minneapolis Minnesota. HHH is the first man to the ring and he wants to address his recent firing of Cody Rhodes. Hunter tells us that Cody was disrespectful to him, and as the COO, HHH represents the entire WWE, so really, Cody was disrespecting all of us. HHH also reminds us that HHH gave Cody a...

Smackdown TV report for 08/24/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Bakersfield California. General Manager Vickie Guerrero is the first person to the ring, and she introduces the new WWE champion, Randy Orton. Orton says he was as surprised as everyone else that HHH screwed Daniel Bryan at SummerSlam, but now he is the new champ and the face of the WWE. Daniel Bryan...

Smackdown TV report for 08/17/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in San Jose, California. The announcers for tonight are Michael Cole and JBL. Cole and JBL start to preview the show when they are interrupted by the entrance of the Wyatt family. Bray Wyatt makes his way to the ring to tell us a story, a story about a special little boy. This boy was bigger than the...

Smackdown TV report for 08/03/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Houston Texas. Heavyweight champion Alberto Del Rio is the first man to the ring. Alberto wants to thank us for NOTHING. He claims we never supported him when he was champion before. Alberto does however, want to thank SmackDown GM Vickie Guererro. Vickie gave Alberto the same deal Brad Maddox on Raw;...

Smackdown TV report for 07/26/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Corpus Christi Texas. Match #1: Randy Orton versus Damien Sandow in a Money in the Bank winner versus Money in the Bank winner. Damien Sandow berates the crowd before the match, claiming they usually get their entertainment from cow tipping and watching bug zappers. After the bell the two men lock up...

Smackdown TV report for 07/12/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Hampton Virginia. SmackDown begins with Daniel Bryan making his way to the ring for our first match. Match #1: Daniel Bryan versus Christian. The two men lock up and Bryan gets behind Christian and applies an arm lock. Christian escapes and knocks Bryan down with a shoulder block. Christian climbs to...

Smackdown TV report for 07/05/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Topeka Kansas. Smackdown begins with CM Punk making his way to the ring. Punk tells us that if he was John Cena, he would give us a heartwarming speech about the 4th of July being about Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. Luckily for us, he is not John Cena. Punk tells us the thing he likes about the 4th is...

Smackdown TV report for 06/21/2013

Smackdown

The Smack is being laid Down for us tonight in Dayton Ohio. After a recap of the results from last Sunday’s Payback PPV, Daniel Bryan makes his way to the ring. Bryan is upset that for the first time in his 13 year career, a match was stopped due to injury. Bryan acknowledges that the WWE claims they were acting to protect him, but he knows...

IMPACT TV report for 06/13/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan coming to the ring to talk about this year’s Bound for Glory Series. Three participants have already been decided: Samoa Joe, Magnus, and Jay Bradley. The last two winners of the BFG series, Jeff Hardy and Bobby Roode, will automatically qualify for this year’s series; the remaining 7 will be chosen tonight in a...

IMPACT TV report for 06/06/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Bully Ray walking to the ring to brag about beating all of TNA’s heroes.  Bully Ray defeated Sting at this past Sunday’s Slammiversary to retain the World Title. Bully calls out Dixie Carter and demands to be inducted into the TNA Hall Of Fame. Hogan comes out instead, and Bully calls him “dad.” Hogan...

IMPACT TV report for 05/31/2013

Impact

Impact begins with a look inside the Aces and Eights Clubhouse. Bully Ray says that AJ Styles is their first order of business tonight. Last week AJ declined an invitation to join Aces and Eights by attacking them with a hammer. D Lo tells Mr. Anderson he’s sorry that his plan to recruit AJ didn’t work out and pats him on the arm...

IMPACT TV report for 05/24/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan making his way to the ring in his home town of Tampa Florida. The crowd is really into Hogan tonight, but I won’t hold that against them. Hogan claimed to be drinking beers with Shark Boy earlier at his beach. Hogan also says he wants to call out his friend, Sting. Sting comes out and Hogan tells him he...

IMPACT TV report for 05/17/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan walking to the ring. Hogan is shocked at how wild Hulkamania is running here in Tupelo. I don’t suffer from Hulkamania, so I’m always a little shocked when it runs wild. Hogan is also shocked that AJ Styles walked out on TNA last week. So Hogan has decided to make a match between AJ Styles and Kurt Angle...

IMPACT TV report for 05/10/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Sting and Kurt Angle making their way to the ring. Sting grabs the mic first and puts over Angle; Angle calls out AJ Styles. AJ comes out and gets a little bit of “good cop bad cop” from Angle and Sting. Angle is sick of AJ refusing to take a side, and Sting is trying to get Kurt to calm down and coax AJ into...

IMPACT TV report for 05/03/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Hulk Hogan coming to the ring and calling out Sting. Hogan apologizes to Sting for pushing him away when he should have been pulling his friends in closer. Sting and Hogan shake hands and make up. Matt Morgan comes to the ring to confront Hogan and Sting. Morgan is angry because he thinks Hogan is going to make Sting the #1...

IMPACT TV report for 04/18/2013

Impact

TNA begins with a recap of the title match between Bully Ray and Jeff Hardy last week. In the back, Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco assure Devon that they can take care of Kurt Angle tonight. Wes and Garrett will be facing Angle in a handicap match, but Devon wants to make sure they don’t take him lightly. They seem over confident, Devon...

IMPACT TV report for 04/04/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Aces and Eights walking to the ring. Mr. Anderson is the first person to speak and he calls us all douche bags.  When Anderson is a babyface he calls us assholes, but now we’re douchebags. Anderson offers AJ styles an Aces and Eights leather vest. Devon is also there and he has a mysterious envelope that he says belongs...

IMPACT TV report 03/21/2013

Impact

Impact begins with Bully Ray, the recently revealed President of Aces and Eights, bragging about destroying the Hogan family. The first person to the ring is Hulk Hogan. Hogan is upset about being fooled, but he wants to thank the 4 men that led the (unsuccessful) charge against Aces and Eights last week and calls out Magnus, Samoa Joe, Kurt...

IMPACT TV report 03/14/2013

Impact

Impact is in Chicago tonight and begins with a recap of Lockdown and Bully Ray’s title win and betrayal of the Hogan family. Match #1: Tag title match, Chavo and Hernandez versus champions Austin Aries and Bobby Roode. Chavo and Hernandez come out first, but before Aries and Roode are even introduced, Aces and Eights run into the ring and...